Chapter 181: Direct CP
Qin Yiyang followed the martial arts instructor and did it again.
The martial arts instructor's eyes lit up and he nodded immediately, "Martial arts scenes are very powerful, why don't you be the heroine instead?"
Shen Yan: “What!”
The others also quietly stopped what they were doing and watched the excitement.
The competition for the leading female role came late but it did.
Unexpectedly, Qin Yiyang shook her head and said, "I won't act."
Martial arts instructor:?
"Do you know how many people are vying for the female lead role? Why don't you do it?"
Qin Yiyang firmly stated, "The corpse world cannot do without me, just like the West cannot do without Jerusalem."
“……”The martial arts instructor didn’t say anything.
Just let Shen Yan continue to hit the sandbag.
Qin Yiyang fulfilled his duties and continued to play the corpse, just lying there.
She lay there while others were being scolded by the mentor.
While others were reciting the words, she lay down.
While everyone was thinking about adding more drama to themselves, she was still lying there.
She is quiet and peaceful.
——【Take a look at Qin Yiyang. She doesn't have any breathing movement at all. It doesn't look like she's acting!】
The program team focuses on listening to advice.
He said into the intercom: "Wen Ziduo, check to see if Qin Yiyang is still breathing."
Wen Ziduo is the deputy team leader. He is still a college student. Throughout the day, he was the one who was scolded the most by the instructor.
A childish face is filled with clear stupidity.
He didn't know why the program team gave this order.
But he still stretched out a finger and placed it under Qin Yiyang's nose like in a TV drama.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
He suddenly retracted his hand, his face full of horror, "Qin Yiyang is dead!"
Instantly, the whole audience screamed!
Qin Yi Yang was woken up in a daze, and vaguely mentioned that someone had died.
Who is dead!
She quickly sat up to listen to the melon.
But as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw a baby-faced male artist pointing at her and saying, "She's a thief! She's a thief!"
Isn’t this the deputy team leader she appointed, classmate Mosquito?
The scene was in chaos again.
Qin Yi Yang had just woken up and the computer was slow to boot up, so a question mark popped up in his mind.
Who died?
System: [You are dead.]
[What? Why did I die again?] Qin Yiyang slapped his thigh, [I didn’t die of laziness! Oh, I’m talking about fate!]
[No...you're not dead, they thought you were dead.]
The scene was in chaos.
Someone also brought a guard dog. "Dog blood can ward off evil spirits. I don't have dog blood, but dog urine should work, right?"
Qin Yiyang stopped talking immediately, "I'm not dead!"
Wen Ziduo cried, "You lied, then why didn't you breathe just now!"
"When I sleep or think, my breathing becomes very slow. Do you know the Turtle Breathing Technique?" Qin Yiyang asked.
Wen Ziduo shook his head, "I only know Turtle Qigong."
"..." Qin Yiyang said, "People who practice Taoism imitate the breathing of turtles, emphasizing even, quiet, fine and slow breathing. The Zhitian Record says: 'When sleeping, the air comes out of the ears, which is called turtle breathing. It will bring great wealth and longevity.'"
Everyone: “?”
I don’t understand Smecta!
——【What are you standing there for? Hurry up and take notes. Qin Daxian is personally teaching us the art of immortality! 】
——【I don’t dare to learn it. I’m afraid if I really learn it, I’ll live as long as a turtle.】
——【Who has yellow urine? Wake up the people upstairs! 】
At this time, Shen Yan stood up and asked, "Didn't you fall asleep during the rehearsal just now?"
As we all know, actress Sun is very serious about rehearsals.
Anyone laughing, swearing or joking on the set is not allowed.
And Qin Yiyang was sleeping openly under her nose, so he was just waiting to be scolded!
Qin Yiyang shook his head, "I am thinking about something important. This matter concerns the fate of everyone."
"When humans looked up at the stars, a civilization began. You can ask me any question about human development, and I can give you a perfect suggestion."
Shen Yan sneered in his heart, "Our society is facing an aging population. How do you think we should solve it?"
Qin Yiyang: "Export old man."
Audience: “???”
What to export?
What old man?
Now who can tell the difference between you, Einstein and yourself!
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Because of the previous episode, some netizens discovered that Qin Yiyang and Wen Ziduo have a good CP feeling.
——【I like this couple! I have already thought of a name for the couple! Let’s call them Er Yizi and Er Yizi! 】
——【Puff! Do you know that this word is used as an insult in our Northeast?】
——【No! There is no ending for two brainless people to be together!】
——[Uh...did I remember it wrongly? Doesn’t Qin Yiyang have a boyfriend? ]
Little do people know that in the world of CP fans, let alone Qin Yi Yang already has a boyfriend, even if Qin Yi Yang is a man, a stranger, a cat, or even a unicorn!
As long as the CP fans find their cute points, they will be attracted to them.
They gathered together and formed the Two Chairs Super Talk.
This is their warm home.
But this house was bombed in the afternoon.
——【Who is it! Who blew up my happy hometown! 】
——[I have been law-abiding since I was a child, so what's wrong with me liking to crawl around in the dark and pair up with other people! 】
——【I know, it must be Lu Yanzhi! What's wrong with me supporting your wife and someone else!】
——【Hehe, I was touched by the love between Little Rose and Mr. Lu! 】
——【Opposite, you leave my manor! 】
This is really not Lu Yanzhi's fault.
He has been busy with company matters, and this super topic was created by Wen Ziduo's fans.
In their opinion, Qin Yiyang was just trying to take advantage of their brother's popularity!
It turns out that these CP fans are just looking for sugar-coated couples.
If there is candy here today, take a bite; if there is candy somewhere tomorrow, take a bite as well.
After being joined by Wen Ziduo's fans, they actually became a group of organized and disciplined CP fans, and on the same day they pushed the CP super topic of "Er Yizi" to the third place in the CP ranking list.
The program crew also saw the popularity and subconsciously gave Qin Yiyang and Wen Ziduo many shots in the same frame.
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Lu Yanzhi finished a day's work and went to the gym to exercise.
Then he heard two girls who were riding in the same elevator telling the story of how he and Qin Yiyang had reconciled, and they told it in vivid detail.
Lu Yanzhi's lips curled up slightly.
The next second, the girl in pink said, "I also like the couple Yangyang and Wen Ziduo."
Lu Yanzhi: Who are the mosquitoes?
Girl in white: "But doesn't Qin Yiyang have a boyfriend?"
"You're talking about Lu Yanzhi!"
"He has a good figure and looks tough, but he always wears a mask, so I don't know what he looks like."
"Besides, he is much older than Yangyang and is already an old man. Wen Ziduo is different. He is still in college~"
“Ding Dong~”
The elevator went up to the gym floor.
There were only three people in the elevator, and the girls politely gave way to the elevator entrance.
As a result, the elevator door was about to close and no one went down.
The girl in pink looked up curiously and met Lu Yanzhi's eyes.
"Land, land, land—"
"What are you mumbling about?" The girl in white clothes also raised her head and understood why her companion was like a cassette.
Because this is the real Lu Yan!
The girl in white quickly pulled her companion down the elevator.
Supporting a couple is a very private matter, but doing it in front of the people involved is very socially dead.
The elevator door closed.
Lu Yanzhi went directly to the first floor.
Instead of going to the gym, go visit the set!
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Yan Zi: My legitimate CP is not dead yet, and my concubine CP will eventually become a concubine!