Chapter 204: Keeping the Chrysanthemum Face Steady
Qin Yiyang, who had been concentrating on having fun for eight hundred years, walked out of the dressing room.
At the end of the corridor, two contestants were seen arguing unhappily over their roles in the script and even coming to blows.
At this time, Lu Dong happened to pass by, and in the capacity of "producer", he ordered the two to stop.
But the two players ignored him and fought hard.
Lu Dong looked unhappy. Just as he was about to step forward, he didn't notice a small raised step in front of him and his foot tripped.
Then, the whole person fell to the ground.
Unexpectedly, what greeted him was not the cold ground, but something soft.
The whole face seemed to be immersed in warmth and softness.
For a moment, his heart beat faster and some scenes from Japanese comics flashed through his mind: the protagonist had an accident and fell into the arms of the goddess.
His mind was agitated and he was reluctant to get up, even rubbing against her a few times on purpose.
Little did they know that this shocked the crowd of onlookers.
Good divine gold...
The only good-looking thing about Lu Dong’s face is his high nose bridge, which is now completely buried in... ahem.
Everyone was speechless and shifted their gaze to the other protagonist.
——Male tutor.
He is the male tutor who is at odds with Qin Yiyang.
The male tutor was in his forties and had a fat build. He was pressed to the ground, but he did not rush to get up. There was even a mysterious blush on his face.
There is indeed something ambiguous between these two.
Qin Yiyang's heart exploded, [Oh no, this old man is so happy! ]
System: “…”
Lu Yanzhi: “…”
All of a sudden, everyone took out their cell phones and took pictures of the explosion.
The two players who were originally awkward also stopped and looked in shock at the world famous painting in front of them.
Then, they enthusiastically shared with each other the angles from which they took the photos, creating a harmonious scene.
Qin Yiyang raised his eyebrows.
How can this not be considered a way of “stabilizing the situation”?
The system sighed, "Who would have thought that the prince of the Beijing circle would be so embarrassing. ]
Qin Yiyang perceived the key points.
[The prince of Beijing? Are you talking about Lu Dong? ]
[Yes, that is another novel by the original author. Lu Dong is the male protagonist. It tells the story of Lu Yanzhi who turned evil and died. Lu Dong inherited the Lu family. Because he has a "violent aesthetics" that is beyond the ordinary domineering CEO, he has shown top-level charm and has gained a large number of book fans. They dream of marrying Lu Dong.]
Seeing that Qin Yiyang was suspicious, the system took out the place where the two books were connected.
[Original text: At this time, Lu Dong did not know that he would become the crown prince of the Beijing circle in the future.]
Qin Yiyang: [……]
Such a stupid Chinese, you really can’t understand it unless you are a bit mentally ill!
Although netizens joked that the male protagonists in today's domineering boss novels seem to be legal experts.
But who would have thought that this author would really go so far as to directly write a rapist as the male protagonist?
Qin Yiyang was filled with evil intentions.
She waved her hand and said, [Change the text! Change "Prince of Beijing Circle" to "Prince of Tianjin Circle".]
[…What prince?]
The system has been in charge of novels for so many years, and among the ten people in the Beijing circle, there are three princes, five Buddhists, and two new nobles.
But the prince of Tianjin?
Unheard of!
Qin Yiyang: [How can there not be one? Does it mean that as long as one is capable, quiet, handsome, and comes from a large and mysterious family, one can be called a prince? Not only is there a prince in the Tianjin circle, but there is also a famous prince in the Northeast circle.]
The system is confused, [Who?]
Qin Yiyang: [Zhang Qiling.]
The system was silent because it was imagining Zhang Qiling speaking Northeastern dialect in its mind.
The picture is too abstract, it dare not think about it.
Qin Yiyang started to talk non-stop:
【Born as a prince, all grandfathers should be treated equally and there should be no discrimination among circles. 】
[Northeast Prince: Dare to mess with my sister? You will definitely suffer the consequences! ]
[Shaanxi Prince: Woman, even if Qin Shi Huang comes, you have to squat and eat noodles for Ne. Don't challenge Ne's bottom line! ]
[Henan Prince: Ni'er, this is the spicy soup I made for you. Try it and see if it tastes good! ]
[The Hokkien prince was different. The day before the wedding, he and the heroine worshipped Mazu together.]
The system is frozen.
Lu Yanzhi, who heard the inner voice, was not in a good mood either.
My mind is filled with Qin Yiyang's words "Try and see if you get it right", which are so shocking.
On the other side, Lu Dong finally stood up.
However, the gold-rimmed glasses on his nose that he used to look elegant poked his eyes, and he could not see clearly for a while. He did not realize that he had bumped into someone's butt, and thought he had fallen into the gentle arms of a beautiful woman.
But at this moment, he seemed to smell a strange smell.
"What the hell is this, you stinking piece of shit!"
As soon as he said this, he was stunned for a moment.
What's wrong with his accent?
"Puff!" Qin Yiyang laughed.
Lu Dong was unhappy, "Why are you laughing?"
It would have been better if he didn't say anything, Qin Yiyang laughed even louder!
It doesn't matter if this prince of the Tianjin circle is unworthy of his position. Just wash your hands and go to her house to perform crosstalk.
This time, Lu Dong's blurred vision gradually became clear.
He glanced hurriedly at the ground, wondering which beauty he had offended.
Unexpectedly, when I lowered my head, I saw the male director who was as fat as a dead pig.
That butt is so sticky that it can hold up a bottle of soda.
And on the director's butt, there was a human face with makeup rubbed on it, which looked quite scary at first glance.
Fortunately, the nose is deeply sunken, which reduces the visual conflict.
etc--
Lu Dong was stunned.
This face printed on the butt can't be his!
Could it be that the "embrace" he was just trapped in was actually the fat pig's...butt?
Then the stench that filled his nose, wasn't it——
Immediately, Lu Dong vomited!
Qin Yiyang shook her head and comforted him:
"It's pitiful. I saw someone on Xiaohongshu saying that her husband's underwear was stained with shit, but fortunately he hadn't changed it for a few days. They were disgusted and washed their underwear with a cold face. I thought it was made up by the blogger for traffic, but I didn't expect it to be true."
Lu Yanzhi also came over.
The voice was light, "Not all men are like this, it's the relaxation of the anal sphincter. Some people will have this problem when they get older. Exercising the local muscles more will improve it."
After hearing his "brother and sister-in-law"'s repeated consolations, Lu Dong vomited even more fiercely...
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【Sugar Test】
If you were Li Hua, you would learn that your friend Bob was going to write a romance novel with Prince XX as the male protagonist.
Can you use your IP to provide Bob with inspiration for shaping the male protagonist? (No more than 100 words, 25 points)