Chapter 53 Engagement, Mrs. Bo let the cat out of the bag]
The nurse was stunned, not knowing why Mr. Shen would be interested in a little girl, but she still said, "This is the daughter of the Qin Group, Qin Yiyang."
Qin family.
Mr. Shen understood that she was Qin Fengyi's daughter.
Qin Fengyi was a person of quick action and decisive character. He had once cooperated with her in the business world. He heard that her husband was a scientific researcher and an honorary professor at Haicheng University. Although he had never met him, he thought the two of them were a good match.
However, when Qingshan mentioned him, he couldn't help but speak with disdain, always saying, "That son-in-law of the Qin family, he just has a good-looking face."
The old man was lost in thought, and the nurse was holding the remote control beside him, not knowing whether to turn it off or not. She simply took a break from her busy schedule and watched some variety shows.
"The pig has poop!"
On TV, someone shouted, but dark green liquid was seen flowing down from Shen Yan's head.
"!!!"
The nurse wanted to laugh, but when she thought of Shen Yan being the step-granddaughter of Mr. Shen, she turned her head away and tried hard to hold back her smile, almost breaking her back teeth.
"Hahaha!"
Unexpectedly, the old man laughed so hard that tears came out.
The nurse breathed a sigh of relief and laughed, sparing her own precarious back teeth.
At this time, a doctor came in to remind the old man, "Old sir, the eldest master has had his stomach washed and is resting in the ward."
The old man stared at the TV, a little reluctant, "Can't you wash it again?"
Doctor: “What?”
"Nothing!" The old man waved his hand, stood up and left the lounge to take care of his good-for-nothing grandson.
On TV, there was a brief shot of Qin's father, but the old man did not see it.
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At this time, in Huaxi Village.
Warm solid mixed with liquid slowly flowed down from the top of Shen Yan's head.
After Shen Yan realized that the pig had defecated, she screamed, ran out of the pigpen and ran back to the villa, went into the bathroom and washed her hair.
Others followed back.
The kind villager even yelled, "Girl, you can't use hot water!"
But he still said it was too late.
After being poured with hot water, the villa was filled with an indescribable smell.
The air was exceptionally quiet, without even the sound of breathing.
...The main reason is that no one dares to breathe.
Lu Duoduo quickly covered his nose with his chubby hands and said in a gruff voice, "It smells exactly like the last time I put durian in the microwave. My mom asked me if I cooked shit."
Bullet screen: That’s enough, stop describing it!
——【??? I bought the baked durian with cheese just to watch the variety show. Am I a jerk?】
——【Um, you are not the friend who ate the red velvet dark chocolate cake last time, right? 】
——【It is me…】
——【Hahahaha, you are so miserable! Next time, send us a preview of what you are going to eat, and we will definitely avoid you! 】
Qin Yiyang put on the mask with experience and said silently in his heart:
[Those who often have their trouser pockets pulled know that they cannot be washed directly with hot water. ]
【Otherwise...】
[Forget it, this is too disgusting. I can’t think about it anymore.]
"Puff—"
The second brother Qin Mu couldn't help but laughed.
Mr. and Mrs. Qin also had a hard time holding back their laughter.
Are you a friend who often pulls your pants in the pocket? I can think of a way!
The Qin family could bear it, but Lu Duoduo couldn't.
He is still a child!
After hearing about “friends who often poop in their pants,” he held his stomach and rolled over, almost fainting from laughter.
The program staff originally deliberately frowned, trying to show their concern for Shen Yan, but Duoduo's laughter was so contagious that they finally couldn't help themselves.
After all, Director Sun is the chief director, and he is concerned that the Shen family is the richest family in Haicheng, so he cannot laugh at their daughter in person.
But Lu Duoduo's laughter is too devilish.
After holding it in for a while, Director Sun let out a sharp pig-like sound from his nose!
He quickly covered his mouth, but he couldn't completely hold it back and let out a loud donkey cry!
When the staff heard this, they burst out laughing!
Something even funnier than the pig's head has happened!
——【《There is a Ventriloquist in the Capital》】
——【The pig’s head is funny 100%, the director laughs like a donkey, funny 1000%! 】
Director Sun was shocked and quickly covered his mouth.
This time he covered it completely, but only covered his mouth.
Then the next second, a sound like a huge bell echoed throughout the room.
"puff!"
Director Sun farted!
Everyone was laughing till they were paralyzed, even Bo Mingze couldn't help laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.
——【What kind of shit, piss and fart variety show is this? I love watching it, I watch it every day while eating! 】
——【I would like to call it a paradise for people who want to lose weight! 】
Shen Yan was really upset when she heard the laughter outside in the shower!
In the past eighteen years, she had never felt as embarrassed as she did today!
She swore secretly: Don’t bully the young - ugh!
Hot water + pig manure, it really stinks!
Shen Yan didn't know at this time that the matter was far from over.
The netizens of the small broken website made a ghost video of the death scene of "Luotuo Xiangzi" in various ways.
"Five-star General MacArthur once said, don't put a piggy on your head, because you never know what will happen next second?"
"Mushroom-headed girl: Are you here to poop?"
The number of views of this prank video soared, and Shen Yan became a top star on the site.
The "Luotuo Xiangzi" meme has also become a fashionable and popular meme among kids. When the school talks about the text "Camel Xiangzi", students will subconsciously make an action of putting a pig on their heads, and then there will definitely be a naughty student who shouts "The pig has poop", and then the whole class will burst into laughter.
This caused a lot of headaches for the teachers in the school.
Many teachers said that Shen Yan's action of naming the pig Camel Xiangzi was inappropriate and that the classic work should not be eroded by the Internet meme.
In short, this incident had a huge impact, but that’s a story for later.
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At noon, no one could eat because of the "Luotuo Xiangzi" incident.
But this did not affect Qin Yiyang's appetite.
She knew that she had hypoglycemia, so she ate and drank as she pleased, and didn't worry about anything. She bought some instant noodles and starch sausage from a small shop at the entrance of the village with a few coins, and ate happily.
Director Sun also felt that he had lost face, so he hid in the monitoring room for the entire afternoon and did not bother the guests anymore.
Qin Yiyang took a short break from her busy schedule and lay on the massage chair, watching videos happily.
"This white milk is so delicious!"
“This black one is so big!”
"It looks so delicious, what can I do? It's so spicy, I love it, my mouth is watering!"
Audience: “?”
Suspected she was having an affair, but they had no evidence.
The surveillance camera on the wall moved quietly, and the picture was aimed at Qin Yiyang's mobile phone screen, and the short video was playing in a loop.
There are only two rabbits on the screen.
One is a little white rabbit and the other is a big black rabbit.
The next second, they became delicious spicy rabbits on the table.
Bullet screen: ...Qin Yiyang, how dare you play tricks on me?
Qin Yiyang was happily watching the food show, but Mrs. Bo's sharp voice came from downstairs.
"Qin Fengyi, what do you mean? Did you push me on purpose just now?"
A fight broke out?!
Qin Yiyang grabbed some melon seeds and went out, holding onto the railing on the second floor to watch the excitement.
Mother Qin smiled, "Mrs. Bo, what are you talking about? We have no grudges against each other, so why would I push you?"
"It's because of the marriage—"
Mrs. Bo almost revealed the engagement and quickly covered her lips.
The more aggrieved a person is, the louder his voice will be.
Listening to the endless chatter, Qin Yiyang felt bored. [System, change the plot and let her say something interesting! ]
System:?
Qin Yiyang realized a problem, [But the current plot has been changed to be a bit magical, can you still find the original text? ]
[Yes.] The system replied.
[The novel world is error-tolerant, and the protagonist's halo will automatically correct the subsequent plot and create a new plot.]
[But when the style of the painting suddenly changes to an irreversible point, that is, the plot collapses, the protagonist will lose his halo, and we will complete the mission.]
Qin Yiyang: "Oh wow."
After that, the system dutifully found the original text.
[Original text: After being pushed into the pig pen, Mrs. Bo believed that it was Qin Fengyi who did it, so she kept complaining.]
Qin Yiyang grinned as he thought of something interesting.