Chapter 55: Mr. Lu's Little Rose Becomes Popular]
On the Internet, driving literature has become a hot topic.
A blogger on a small website discovered the account of "Mr. Lu's Little Rose" and immediately posted a video.
"Branding iron! It's hard to believe this is something I'll be seeing in 2024."
"What we are saying is, this wife literature must be written!"
"Especially the two recent articles that took place in cars. The blogger [Mr. Lu's Little Rose] is a [little road-shy], and her husband kisses her at every red light in order to teach her how to find the way! So traffic lights have become part of your play?"
"And how did your husband manage to have red lights at every intersection? Are you trying to prove that your husband has extraordinary computing power? Or are you trying to say that he has contracted all the traffic lights around here? That's too cruel!"
“And the latest update!”
"A girl fell in love with the blogger's husband and pretended to sprain her ankle to get a ride. Normal people would refuse directly if they didn't want to get a ride, but guess what? Her husband pulled her into his arms and kissed her, and said: Woman, someone seduced me in front of you, and you were indifferent. I'm going to punish you!"
"The original author didn't say that, but that's what he meant!"
"Max!!"
"We don't know how the driver's cab can pull someone standing outside the car into his arms and kiss them, but are your mouths magnetic poles? Why are they so attractive?"
"Now I want to ask Mr. Lu, how do you feel about being written about in your wife's essays every day? Do Xiao Hongshu's fans know how happy you are?"
"But today I'm not recording a video to complain about wife literature! I'm complaining about myself! I'm actually following the updates every day, you know what I'm getting, I'm totally obsessed now! I think I need to get a brain CT scan!"
“…”
This video became a hit because the UP host was so funny, complaining and getting excited at the same time, it was so disastrous.
Many people clicked in with a confused look on their faces.
I originally thought it was a phoenix color.
The result turned out to be an awkward one.
But in the end, they also got addicted!
——[Such pure wife literature is rare, it is hard not to suspect that Little Rose is playing a trick?! ]
——【I am addicted now, I love watching it, I watch it every day! 】
——[Everyone scolds the spoiled wife, everyone is a spoiled wife! 】
——【Under 18 years old~ Who understands, the five words of Little Rose seem to have spoken language! 】
——【There are too many little roses, it’s a bit too advanced! 】
——【I’m really curious about what Mr. Lu looks like! Could he be a kappa like the husband of the blogger who showed off her love before?】
——【This is not Versailles literature, nor is it frying pan literature, but driving literature! 】
#DrivingLiterature# instantly became the top trending search.
Some people cursed, some laughed.
Others are looking in the mirror.
In short, the atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter than the Chinese New Year.
Some programs even paid a large sum of money to invite this "Mr. Lu's little rose" for an exclusive interview.
Of course, Qin Yi Yang didn’t know this yet.
She is sleeping.
She slept until half past five and stretched herself feeling refreshed.
Those who often take a nap and sleep until night must know that in this state, the mouth will have no taste and will want to drink something stimulating.
For example: Fat House Happy Water.
Those who are frugal will also know that 3.5 yuan can only buy 500 ml, but 4 yuan can buy 900 ml.
So Qin Qionggui took out four coins and went to the shop at the entrance of the village. The photographer thought she was going to the bathroom and did not follow her.
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At half past five in Huaxi Village, smoke was rising from the kitchen.
Not far away, a few children were chasing each other. Occasionally, a few birds flew by in groups under the bright yellow sunset, and the air was filled with the faint fragrance of grass and flowers.
"Hiccup~"
After taking a sip of the Fat House Happy Water, Qin Yiyang felt as happy as a god.
The distance from the villa to the grocery store is quite far and winding. When turning a corner, Qin Yiyang couldn't help but think of the "literary works" she had written.
[If the villain shows up here, there's no need for red lights, just give him a kiss at every turn.]
etc--
What is she thinking about?
It’s over, Shushu, I have been brainwashed by the literature about lovely wives.
Qin Yiyang shuddered and decided to stop updating at night and watch a few more wife-murder cases to calm down.
As soon as I turned the corner, I saw two people standing under a big locust tree nearby.
They are the Bo brothers.
As soon as the guaredda was turned on, she immediately hid behind the wall, with only her head showing.
Bo Canyang looked puzzled, "Brother, what on earth do you want to say by pulling me here? I still have training today."
Bo Mingze took a deep breath, as if he didn't know how to start the conversation. He pursed his lips and said, "Xiao Can, you have been a little too close to her recently. It would be bad if other people saw you."
Bo Canyang paused, "What does it have to do with you?"
"Xiao Can, there are some things I can't tell you directly. I always gave in to whatever you liked before, but this time is different."
"Give way to me?" Bo Canyang seemed to have heard some kind of joke, and a shadow appeared under his brilliant golden hair. "Then I should thank you?"
Instantly, the atmosphere was filled with gunpowder.
In the corner, Qin Yiyang, who was secretly eating melons, said: Oh wow! Wonderful!
The elder brother has always given in to his younger brother since they were young, and this time it’s his beloved woman, how can he give in?
But the younger brother feels that the past was just charity from his older brother. He has lived under his brother's shadow since he was a child. Now the girl he likes likes his older brother, and he is heartbroken.
A quarrel between brothers is a sign of impending quarrel!
System: [……]
Qin Yiyang took out a handful of melon seeds and started chewing them, but the noise was so loud that it attracted the attention of the two brothers.
What should I do if I am caught eavesdropping?
One word trick: Run!
Qin Yiyang just ran away. As long as she ran fast enough, others would be embarrassed.
Just as she was about to reach the finish line (the door of the villa), Bo Canyang caught up with her and grabbed her arm.
Qin Yiyang turned around and was startled.
I don’t know if it was because he ran too fast or what, but his whole face was red, like a cooked shrimp. His originally white skin was stained with red, and even the tips of his ears and neck were red.
Qin Yiyang sighed in his heart, "You often stay up late to play games. No wonder you are so weak at such a young age."
Bo Canyang, who heard Qin Yiyang's inner voice due to contact, said: "..."
What's wrong with him?
Just as Bo Canyang was about to explain, Qin Yiyang slapped his hand away and said, "Just talk, don't talk nonsense."
Qin Yiyang was very strong, so Bo Canyang immediately retracted his hand. He felt that his hand was in pain as if it was pressed by a gate.
This is a hand that brings glory to the country and cannot afford to make any mistakes.
He quickly put his hands behind his back and said awkwardly, "Did you hear the conversation between me and my brother just now?"
"No!" Qin Yiyang shook his head, "I didn't hear you guys quarreling."
"...How do you know we were arguing?"
"I can see it." Qin Yiyang pointed to his eyes, "Look at Bo Mingze's eyes, I've seen it in a TV drama before."
"What TV show?"
"It's a palace drama. The third prince covets the concubines in the palace. He thinks that the emperor is old and can't give the concubines happiness. He wants to give the concubines happiness on behalf of the emperor."
“……”What a mess?
Bo Canyang's face turned even redder, and he said to Qin Yiyang, "Anyway, don't think too much about it. This matter has nothing to do with you."