Chapter 60 Lu Yanzhi: We have a long way to go]
On the island.
The moonlight was like water, and the female voice appeared again.
[You said (chew chew chew) this game is really something (chew chew chew) with such a good face and figure, it would be a pity not to become a marginal anchor (chew chew chew)]
Lu Yanzhi: “…”
He put on his clothes silently.
From Qin Yiyang's inner voice, we can understand that she doesn't know that he is her nominal boyfriend, and he is also the oil king who kisses her at every red light in her literary works.
His real life on the island seemed to be presented to her in the form of a mobile game.
Coke, burgers and other items were purchased by her in the game mall and then landed next to him.
Including the ship in front of us.
At that moment, a sharp explosion sounded violently!
[With such a great figure, of course I can do whatever I want! 】
Do whatever you want?
Lu Yanzhi's right eyelid twitched violently.
Then he felt that his hands and feet were out of his control and his clothes kept changing.
Sometimes it's a sailor suit, sometimes it's a suit.
Seeing this scene, my worldview of the past 24 years almost collapsed.
Only Qin Yiyang's inner voice could be heard.
[This maid outfit is so nice! With such big pectoral muscles, it would look best with white lace! ]
[This Ming Dynasty flying fish suit is so handsome! He looks so good in red. Don’t let me catch him in real life, or I will kiss him to death! ]
[Wuhu, this Byzantine knight outfit is not bad, but the pants are a bit tight...ah, this modeler is quite detailed, ahem...]
[Eh? What is this husband's outfit? Let's try it on?]
[Ah, there is only a black apron. Sorry to bother you, but it makes his legs look so long. If he becomes a marginal male anchor, what will the others do? ]
[Oh my god, there is also a black shirt clip? The modeling is so realistic that it actually makes the thighs look fleshy! Who wouldn’t be confused by this! ]
“…”
The clothes on Lu Yanzhi kept changing.
He took a deep breath and thought of something his sister once said.
"Whether it's PUBG or Pesticide, I can turn any game into a dress-up game."
He didn't understand it then, but he understands it now.
But what can a cyborg resist?
He lay down and let her do whatever she wanted to him.
It doesn't matter, he's going back.
They have a long way to go.
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The next morning, the show began recording.
Shen Yan applied a special medicine and her face was mostly healed. With the dual effects of concealer and filter, it didn't look as scary as it was yesterday.
She secretly made up her mind to defeat Qin Yiyang in today's mission.
Shen Yan knew that she had always been very likable.
When they set off, Qin Yiyang was still looking at his mobile phone, his butt seemed to be glued to the massage chair, not moving at all.
Shen Yan frowned, thinking that she was coming up with some new ideas, and looked at the screen intentionally.
Then I saw——
She was reading the narration of the plot, the kind played by Xiaomei, Xiaoshuai and Nianbiao.
Shen Yan breathed a sigh of relief.
After leaving the villa, Bo Mingze asked Sister Ma for a list in advance.
The list includes both men and women, adults and children, and the little red flowers are distributed very widely.
The first thing they thought of was to help the villagers.
When Sister Ma heard this, she was very happy and took them to the home of an empty-nest elderly person whose children were working in other places, and helped the elderly person clean the kitchen.
An hour later, Shen Yan and Bo Mingze were exhausted.
This old man might be a hoarder, especially plastic bags. It took them a lot of effort to take out the plastic bags one by one, pack them up and throw them into the garbage station.
As I was looking at the bright and clean room and thinking about how to ask for the red flower, the empty-nest elderly came in with a cane.
Seeing that the kitchen was completely emptied, I almost fainted from anger. "Where's my plastic bag! @#%&!"
The old man was extremely anxious and spoke in a dialect that Bo Mingze and Shen Yan could not understand.
Sister Ma from the village committee rushed over and found out that the old man’s plastic bag was his lifeblood!
But Shen Yan and Bo Mingze threw away all the plastic bags he had accumulated for 30 years, and the old man shouted at them to leave!
Shen Yan didn't understand, so he comforted the old man and said, "Old man, we can compensate you."
"I can't afford to lose money, they are all out of print." Sister Ma sighed, "When he was young, the old man was a front-line worker in the plastic bag production line. He would treasure every batch of plastic bags. He also planned to let his children open a plastic bag museum a hundred years later."
Ah this!
Although it sounds outrageous, put yourself in your shoes. How would you feel if someone sold your collection of out-of-print stamps as waste paper and gave your collection of out-of-print figurines as gifts to relatives and children?
The feeling of breast nodules.
The old man didn't want to see them, and was so angry that he poked them both with his walking stick. The two could only cover their buttocks and flee in panic.
Shen Yan felt aggrieved!
This was clearly not what she had predicted in her dream!
Oh, right.
There was a gleam in her eyes.
I remember in the dream, Qin Yiyang hired a duck king as her fiancé in order to avoid paying the sky-high penalty for breach of contract.
Unexpectedly, after the show was broadcast, the former guests of the Duck King came to Huaxi Village to renew their relationship with him. Qin Yiyang was exposed for hiring people to appear on the variety show, which became a joke.
Judging from the time, this duck should be here soon!
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Special Assistant: Shushu, am I going to be treated like a duck?