Chapter 96: The First and Second Half of the Third Prince
’s Life Fang Lingchu wondered what the system was laughing at, and hurried to take a look.
Upon seeing this, wow, two loud laughters replayed in everyone’s ears.
“How can this Third Prince be so stupid! He looks like a smart guy!”
Fang Lingchu was out of breath with laughter, and his words were stumbling.
Other adults: What’s the matter? Just tell us! Let’s laugh too.
Fang Lingchu laughed for a while and then told it.
The Third Prince was confused, wondering what Fang Lingchu saw that made
him laugh like that. He didn’t remember doing anything funny!
If Fang Lingchu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely laugh even louder, and then said: Your first half of life was full of funny things.
"When the third prince was five years old, he secretly ran to the imperial kitchen to steal food. Unexpectedly, he saw a little duck. He looked at the little duck and asked: Little duck, if you don't want to be eaten, just nod and I will take you away. Then the little duck really nodded, and he thought he could talk to animals.
He took the little duck back, thinking that he was a favorite chosen by God, and then he released all the animals in the imperial kitchen, saying that he was the same kind as them, and he would not allow others to eat their own kind.
For this, he even went to the emperor and told the emperor that he was not his child, and he was the king of all animals. My God, the emperor's face at that time, hahahahahahahaha."
When Fang Lingchu mentioned this matter, Emperor Chongde blushed. Just think about a middle school boy bringing a bunch of animals to his imperial study, saying that these were all his kind, and he wanted to seek justice for his kind.
At that time, Emperor Chongde was so angry that he killed all the animals in the imperial kitchen.
"Hahahaha, the emperor was so angry that he killed all the animals in the imperial kitchen. The third prince cried and swore that he would never talk to his father again.
However, he forgot this oath within a few days. After all
, he is a child and forgets things easily. Later, when he took the exam in the Imperial College, he didn't review and wanted to copy others. Unexpectedly, he was so stupid that he copied others' papers! He even copied their names. How could he be so stupid?
Then he had the nerve to go to the emperor to complain, saying that the teacher treated him differently. It was obvious that his paper was exactly the same as others'. The teacher beat him up, gave him zero points, and made him copy the book 50 times, but he was not convinced.
Then he was beaten by the emperor again. Be honest.
And, later on, he heard from somewhere that boys with big mouths are more popular, so he stretched his mouth so wide for that, stuffed two eggs in one mouthful, and almost choked himself to death.
And when he was eight years old, he heard from somewhere that if you recognize a turtle as your father, your father will live a long life.
He asked people to buy him several turtles, and called the turtles "father" every day, and even asked his other brothers to follow suit. Except for the crown prince and the eldest prince, all the princes followed him and called him father for a month. When the emperor found out, he beat them so hard that they couldn't get out of bed. "Why does the third prince have so many embarrassing things?"
Fang Lingchu sighed as he watched.
The third prince over there was so embarrassed that his whole body turned red. He now wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into so that no one could see him.
Everyone looked at him vaguely, and he really wanted to die!
The emperor held his forehead. If it weren't for the fact that he knew what kind of person he was, this third son, sometimes he would feel that this son wanted to piss him off to death and then take the throne himself.
The prince was also helpless. He couldn't finish talking about what his younger brother had done for three days and three nights!
There were some things he didn't know, such as whether he thought he was the chosen son of heaven or the child of an animal. He was really convinced .
The other adults were about to laugh like crazy, but because of the royal family's face, they could only hold it back.
Suddenly Fang Lingchu exclaimed.
"The third prince still has a dream of being a knight-errant. My god, he even sneaked out of the palace! Just to become a knight who robs the rich and helps the poor. Doesn't he know that he was born in the richest family?"
Fang Lingchu's question confused the third prince.
He is a prince, and it seems that he is really the richest one!
"He also robs the rich and helps the poor. Did he rob his father?"
Fang Lingchu's words scared the third prince again.
His knees went weak and he was about to kneel down, but he was stopped by the prince next to him, who shook his head.
The third prince looked pitifully at Emperor Chongde above, with an expression that said "My father doesn't have it".
Emperor Chongde didn't even want to see his son. Didn't he know what he looked like?
His son really only has strength but no brains.
He is the one with the least brains but the greatest strength among all the sons.
The third prince looked at his father and felt that he was going to die.
He looked like he was going to die soon.
Fang Lingchu looked at the shaky Third Prince and couldn't help asking: [What's wrong with the Third Prince? He looks like he's about to break. Did he know that the Emperor was going to make things difficult for him? ]
Emperor Chongde touched his hands guiltily and didn't dare to look at his son.
The Third Prince looked at his father in disbelief, his eyes full of question marks.
Why was he being made difficult for? What did he do?
The system said: [I don't know! But the Third Prince was a funny guy in the first half of his life, and a loser in the second half of his life. It seems that his life was quite normal. ]
Fang Lingchu nodded and agreed: [Yes, at least he is a normal person! ]
Everyone: Is this normal?
Emperor: The Third Prince is normal? Thinking about the eldest and fourth princes in front, it seems to be true.
Fang Lingchu continued to read.
[When he was an adult at the age of fourteen, in order to fulfill his dream, he secretly left the palace. Before he left the city, he was caught by human traffickers and beaten because he was not convinced.
He became obedient, but was still thinking about how to escape. However, at this time, the human trafficker was targeted by the mountain bandits, kidnapped by the mountain bandits, and became the son-in-law
of the mountain bandits. Then he met the daughter of the mountain bandit, Duan Shirui. Among a group of mountain bandits, there was a weak little girl. The third prince felt pity for her and really married her. What kind of brain circuit is this? He actually wants to inherit the mountain bandit family. Has he forgotten that he is a prince?
Everyone looked at the expression of the third prince as if he was crazy.
The third prince: He is not, he is not an adult yet! He is just over thirteen now, and he is still several months away from fourteen.
Emperor Chongde looked at his son and was really troubled!
Fortunately, the girl was sensible and asked her father to surrender to the court and become a general to protect one side.
She also followed the third prince back to confess her crime. Unfortunately, the court was already turbulent at that time, and the emperor felt sorry for the third prince, so he sent him directly to the fiefdom, which was good.
(End of this chapter)
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