Chapter 72: Tricking Concubine Shu
Arriving at the guest room of Concubine Shu in the west courtyard, two maids stood at the door. Yun Li bowed towards the bedroom and said, "Your servant greets Concubine Shu. May your majesty be blessed with good health!"
No one answered her in the room. Liu Momo beside her came forward and said, "Miss Yun San, the Concubine Shu has told you to kneel at the door and wait for her for a while when you arrive. The Concubine Shu is taking a bath."
Yun Li frowned and said with a hint of displeasure: "Since the queen is taking a bath and it is not convenient for her to see guests, then I will come to pay my respects to her tomorrow!"
After saying that, she turned around and was about to leave, but Liu Momo stretched out her hand to stop her.
"How dare you disobey the Queen's orders? The Queen didn't tell you to leave, so you can't leave!"
"I dare not disobey the order of the Concubine Shu. However, I came to Jing'an Temple on the order of the Princess. The Princess punished me to reflect on my mistakes in my room and did not allow me to go out. After all, the Princess's order was before. By coming to see the Concubine Shu today, I have already violated the Princess's order!
When the princess finds out, I will say it was Consort Shu who sent me out..."
Liu Momo was furious: "You..."
At this time, the lazy voice of Concubine Shu came from the room: "Liu Momo, bring her in!"
"Yes! My Lady!"
Entering the room, Concubine Shu was lying on the couch with delicate makeup on. She didn't look like she had just taken a bath. It was obvious that she wanted to show her power.
"How dare you, Yunli, not kneel before me? The Third Princess said you were disrespectful and lacked manners outside. Now that I've seen you, I've finally learned your lesson!"
Yun Li didn't want to argue. She knew that Concubine Shu had called her here to find fault with her. No matter what she did, Concubine Shu would take the opportunity to find fault with her and then punish her.
"Please calm down, Madam Shufei. I have already bowed and greeted you at the door just now."
"Didn't you greet me in front of me? If I didn't see it, it doesn't count!"
"Your Majesty is right. I will pay my respects to you once more in front of you."
After saying that, Yun Li leaned forward to salute Concubine Shu again. As soon as she squatted down, she was scolded by Concubine Shu coldly: "No need! I can't accept your gift!
Yun Li is committing a crime of insubordination and has no sense of propriety or shame. Today, I will discipline him on behalf of Prime Minister Yun!
Liu Momo, punish Yunli with twenty lashes of the board, and drag her away immediately for execution!"
"Yes! My Lady!"
Liu Momo came forward to pull Yun Li out, and when she was about to touch Yun Li's arm
Yun Li reached out and brushed Liu Momo's hand away. The moment she touched her hand, the white powder that had been stuck between her fingers had already stained Liu Momo's skin.
Yun Li pretended to walk towards the door. She wanted to get away from Liu Momo as soon as possible.
In an instant, the smell of feces and urine wafted out of the room, filling the air.
“Puff…puff…puff puff puff…”
Liu Momo's legs couldn't help but clamp together, and yellow urine mixed with clumps of shit flowed out along her legs under the skirt.
Concubine Shu looked at Liu Momo in surprise. When she saw the unbearable mixture of feces and urine on the ground, she quickly covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, frowned and looked at Liu Momo with disgust.
"How dare you, Liu Momo, lose your composure in front of me like this! Get out of here now! Someone come... someone come quickly..."
Concubine Shu shouted loudly to the people outside
Liu Momo's face flushed red as she hurriedly ran out with her legs tucked under her legs.
The palace maids and guards outside heard Concubine Shu's cry and rushed into the house.
"Hurry up and clean up the mess in the room for me! Quick, I need to move to another room!"
After saying that, Concubine Shu covered her nose and mouth and ran out in a hurry. Yun Li stood at the door and quietly stretched out a foot when Concubine Shu passed by.
Concubine Shu was so anxious to run outside, she just wanted to leave the house quickly. She didn't notice Yun Li standing at the side of the door, so she tripped in front of Yun Li and fell flat on her face.
Yun Li curled her lips and chuckled, pretending to be worried. "My Queen, my Queen, are you okay?"
Then he bent down and helped Concubine Shu up, who was lying face down on the ground. When he touched Concubine Shu's arm, he used the medicine for Liu Momo and also applied some of it to the spot on Concubine Shu's arm.
Before Concubine Shu could even stand still, Yun Li hurriedly stepped back. The drug took effect very quickly, and she was really afraid that Concubine Shu would not be able to hold back and would spray it out directly, and not splash it on her feet, as she hated it...
“Puff…Puff…Puff…”
The continuous farts made Concubine Shu stunned in place. She didn't understand what was wrong with her for a while.
Then, with the sound of "Puff, Puff...", she lost control of her bowels and urine, and the filth flowed down the hem of Concubine Shu's skirt, staining her shoes.
There was a huge puddle of filth on the ground. It was a pity it was at night... otherwise the scene would have been so exciting...
“Ah…ah…ah…ah…”
Concubine Shu screamed loudly, leading the maids and guards who were cleaning the room out.
When they came to the Concubine Shu, a foul smell filled their noses.
"Ah, I stepped in shit! There's shit on the ground!"
A palace maid shouted loudly and quickly jumped away from Concubine Shu.
The others also took a few steps back reflexively, staring at the foot of Concubine Shu with wide eyes.
"What are you looking at! Help me wash up! Go get me some water!"
The two guards ran away without even looking back, forgetting to say "I obey your orders, Madam." Compared to fetching water, they wanted to escape from here more quickly.
The two maids who stayed behind looked at each other, their feet seemed to weigh a thousand pounds.
"Come here quickly! Do you want to die?" Concubine Shu scolded coldly.
The two palace maids gritted their teeth and walked towards Concubine Shu. Yun Li, who was standing by the door, looked at the funny scene and couldn't help laughing while covering her mouth and nose.
Concubine Shu had already forgotten her and was supported by two palace maids to walk to the next room. Every step was so difficult because every step would leave a trace of filth. The scene was unbearable to watch.
On her way back, Yun Li thought to herself that it was a sin to let these filthy people and filthy things pollute this holy Buddhist place. She hoped that the Buddha would not blame her. She had no choice because there were always villains who wanted to harm her...
"You're back? How's it going? Did Concubine Shu give you any trouble?"
As soon as she opened the door, Xia Yanzhi and Wei Sisi came up to her, looking her up and down, and asked worriedly:
Yun Li couldn't help laughing when she thought of Concubine Shu's appearance just now.
"Why are you grinning like an idiot? Are you scared by Concubine Shu?"
Wei Sisi shook her body
"I'm fine, close the door quickly and come in to share something interesting with you!"
She walked into the house and sat down at the table. When she left, the spices were still on the table. She put her nose close to them and took a few deep breaths.
The faint fragrance of peach blossoms wrapped in the sweet aroma of peaches filled her nostrils, making her feel alive.
Then she drank a few glasses of water. At night, she would go into the space to take a bath, wash herself well, and make herself smell good... After all, she was also at the scene, and she felt that she was not clean at all.
Wei Sisi and Xia Yanzhi looked at her operation, both of them looked confused.
I couldn't help but ask again: "What happened?"
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