Chapter 98 Bad Hero
Because of my authority at the headquarters, I have a general understanding that this promotion exam requires candidates to work with the A-level heroes who serve as invigilators to capture or eliminate unknown creatures whose coordinates have been discovered by the superhero headquarters.
It just so happens that the temporary partner Zhong Mengfan draws is the Sweetheart Warrior, a guy whose special ability makes people feel safe, but who is actually very unreliable.
A while ago, Sweetheart couldn't resist touching his partner, Green Elf's butt during a mission and is currently under strict supervision. Given Sweetheart's past bad record, I wanted to give him a good beating before the exam.
Unexpectedly, he reached out first, trying to put his hand on my shoulder. I quickly dodged it. It seemed that headquarters' supervision had no real effect on Sweetheart.
Sweetheart curled her lips and said, "What a sad and cold reaction. After all, we are partners who have carried out missions together."
"It was just once." I raised a finger in a distant tone, then continued, "Apparently, just being put in solitary confinement isn't enough to make you reflect properly. Headquarters has strictly forbidden any physical contact with male superheroes outside of combat. Have you forgotten that?"
Sweetheart Warrior looked unhappy. "Tsk, that Green Elf guy, I just patted his butt, and he complained to headquarters, locked me up, and even wanted to strip me of my professional hero status. These tea-style handsome guys are no longer in line with my aesthetic taste."
I raised my eyebrows slightly. "Isn't it because he was taught a lesson that he dared not harm the Green Forest Elves again? His special ability is that he can hit the target with a bow and arrow without missing a beat, especially his famous skill of piercing the clouds with an arrow."
At this point, I briefly glanced between Sweetheart's legs. "It'll make you feel like your chickens and eggs have been shattered. Even though you have the ability to recover quickly, getting shot through would still be painful, and it would take some time to grow back."
Maybe because I hit a sore spot, out of pride, he continued to talk nonsense, "Actually, I've always wanted to say, Night Demon, you are also very good-looking, especially your butt, which is very perky!" He also swept his eyes over my lower body, and at the end he whistled in a very rogue manner.
I was prepared and raised my communicator. "I've recorded what you just said."
As I pressed replay, I heard the extremely greasy voice of Honey Warrior from the communicator: Actually, Night Demon, you are very good-looking, especially your butt is very perky!
"Uh" I never expected that the sweetheart warrior who was recording my casual talk would be stunned for a moment.
"If you can't properly assist him on this mission," I pointed at Zhong Mengfan beside me, "I will file a complaint against you to the Super Hero Union for workplace sexual harassment. First it was the Green Forest Elf, and now it's me. I believe the weight of two A-rank professional heroes will surely attract the attention of headquarters. They won't continue to condone and protect you just because of your healing ability."
I continued, "Of course, it's impossible to remove you from the A-class superhero ranks. If someone like you becomes a social idler, who knows what the consequences will be. But like those other esperate people who have committed mistakes, do you think headquarters would agree to completely restrict your abilities with a suppression collar during your daily non-mission time?"
He seemed frightened by what I said, and cried out, "Eh!!! How could you do that! I was just praising you, and you actually recorded it... Damn it! I didn't expect you to look so pure and innocent, but inside you're a vicious, vicious beauty!"
Hearing his words, I frowned slightly. "Please take back that inappropriate description and apologize to me again."
"I don't……"
I shook the recorder in my hand.
"...I'm sorry." He backed off.
I nodded to accept Cutie Honey's apology. "It's a compliment if you say something people like to hear. Just like me, I don't like men who are over 2 meters tall, have a strong build, and like to wear pink. This is a statement."
He raised his orchid finger and whimpered, "Ah! That's too much!"
I uttered a final, threatening remark: "Please fulfill your duties as invigilator today, or you will no longer be under close supervision."
Sweetheart Warrior then turned his gaze to Zhong Mengfan.
"Hmm." Being stared at by him and hearing the content of our conversation, Zhong Mengfan subconsciously stood up straight and swallowed.
Seeing Zhong Mengfan's nervous expression, Sweetheart Warrior said something that could make him feel a little relieved. "Don't worry, young man. Although you are very cute, you are not my type. I don't have the charm of a little boy who has not grown up yet."
Zhong Mengfan showed an expression of obvious relief, as if he was glad that he was not within the range of the Sweetheart Warrior's hunting of handsome men.
But when Sweetheart called him a little boy who had not grown up, he couldn't help but said unconvincedly, "I am an adult, not a child!" and glanced at me out of the corner of his eye.
At this point, all I can say to Zhong Mengfan is, "Keep doing your best."
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