When Yu Xiaoxiao arrived at the rooftop where the fat girl was, she was already awake, but she just sat there and didn't dare to move. She couldn't remember how she got on the roof. The autumn wind was already very cold at this time. The fat girl hugged her arms, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and when she opened her eyes again and was about to shout for help, she found a person standing in front of her. The girl choked with a breath and almost died.
Yu Xiaoxiao lifted the girl up and said, "Don't shout."
The fat girl stared at Yu Xiaoxiao, and tears quickly gathered in her eyes.
Yu Xiaoxiao thought that the girl might not understand what she meant, so she explained: "Everyone is asleep, you are disturbing them by shouting."
"I, I don't understand what you are saying," the fat girl said to Yu Xiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned. Was there anything she said that was incomprehensible?
"Are you a god?" the fat girl asked Yu Xiaoxiao. This person appeared out of thin air, as if he had fallen from the sky. Who else could he be if not a god?
God? Yu Xiaoxiao looked the fat girl up and down. She didn't look like she had any mental illness.
The fat girl looked at Yu Xiaoxiao's hand that was grabbing her collar. If she wasn't a deity, how could she lift someone of her size with one hand? Even her elder brother couldn't do that! "I've been praying to the Buddha," the fat girl held Yu Xiaoxiao's hand and said excitedly, "I knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva would save me from this place of suffering! Deity, are you sent by the Bodhisattva to save me?"
Was he sent by the Bodhisattva to save you? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the fat girl and thought, I'm arguing with the Eternal Life Temple, and you're talking to me about the Bodhisattva? You might as well say that I was sent by the monkey to save you, so that I can feel better.
"God," said the fat girl, "I want to leave the capital and go to a place where no one can find me!"
Yu Xiaoxiaomo, where are you hidden from humans? The kingdom of the dead?
The fat girl said, "God, please help me rescue my sister and aunt, and take the three of us to a place where no one can find us."
Kill all three of you? Yu Xiaoxiao felt that she still needed to check the girl's IQ and mental state, so Her Royal Highness the Princess asked the fat girl, "What's your name?"
The fat girl said, "God, you must know my name."
"I," Yu Xiaoxiao endured, and said, "Now I ask you questions and you answer them. You answer whatever I ask. Do you understand?"
The fat girl nodded, she understood.
"Name," Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
The fat girl said, "God, you must know."
What the hell!
Yu Xiaoxiao wanted to throw this girl out. What kind of fate is this for the second in command? He brought a wife home, but she turned out to be a mentally retarded woman!
"God, please go and ask my sister and aunt for help!" The fat girl clenched Yu Xiaoxiao's hand. The hand of a god felt just like that of a mortal.
Yu Xiaoxiao asked: "Who is your sister?"
The fat girl said, "That's my sister."
Is this girl really a human? Yu Xiaoxiao reached out and pinched the girl's face. Her skin and body temperature were normal, so she looked like a human.
"I have money," the fat girl looked at Yu Xiao, "What's your name, Immortal? I will definitely build a temple and a golden statue for you in the future!"
"Don't talk to me about the temple," Yu Xiaoxiao warned the girl.
The fat girl said, "Then I'll build a shrine for you?"
Yu Xiaoxiao didn't understand what a shrine was, but she knew that she didn't want to talk to this girl anymore.
"immortal."
"I'm not a deity."
"You must be a deity."
"I'll say it one last time, I'm not a god!"
"God, please don't..."
Don't want your sister! Yu Xiaoxiao raised her hand and knocked the fat girl unconscious again. Let the second in command take care of his woman himself.
The second in command asked Gu Xinglang at this time: "My Lord, am I stupid?"
Gu Xinglang had nothing to say.
Yu Xiaoxiao carried the fat girl down from the roof and ran to the carriage. Seeing that the second in command still needed people to carry him, Yu Xiaoxiao had no choice but to put the girl into the carriage.
Gu Xinglang glanced at the fat girl and said, "Why did she faint again?"
Yu Xiao: "This girl is mentally retarded."
The second in command said outside: "Princess, what is mental retardation?"
"That's it, Idiot," Yu Xiao said, "She's your wife anyway, so you should just accept her."
Stupid, stupid? The second in command was dumbfounded.
Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang, "She believes that I am a deity. I told her that I am not, but this girl just doesn't believe me! Xiao Gu, she doesn't understand a word I say. If this person is not mentally retarded, what is he?"
Gu Xinglang was silent for a moment. Most of what his wife said was incomprehensible.
"I'm talking to Xiaowai," Yu Xiaoxiao shouted out of the car again.
"Princess, my name is Xu Wei," the Second in Command emphasized to Yu Xiaoxiao again that his name is Xu Wei, not Xiao Er!
"I know your name," Yu Xiao said, "Xiaoer, I figured it out."
Second in command...
Yu Xiao: "Waiter, if this girl wasn't stupid, would she follow you?"
The second in command thought, yes, a normal girl would not run away with him, right? So this girl who looks so blessed is really a fool?
"But the wife is yours," Yu Xiaoxiao added, "She is growing and developing well. You can't look down on her just because she is mentally retarded."
"No," the second in command said anxiously, "Princess, I don't know her!"
"You don't know her?" Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the fat girl who fainted. If he let the second in command go, he would have to be a single dog for the rest of his life based on the girl's conditions. "You hugged this girl and carried her on your back. Now you say you don't know her?"
The second in command is crying, doesn’t that mean he is running for his life?
"You destroyed this girl's innocence, so you have to," Yu Xiaoxiao thought about it, she couldn't remember the rest of the words, "What was that rest of the words?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked Gu Xinglang.
Gu Xinglang said: "You have to take responsibility."
"Yes," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the second in command, "You have to take responsibility."
Is there such a perfect match? The second in command was not convinced and said, "Princess, this girl followed me."
Yu Xiaoxiao laughed along and said, "There are so many people on the street, why is she following you instead of anyone else?"
"I'm the only one on the street," shouted the second in command.
"So this is fate," Yu Xiaoxiao affirmed.
"Princess, you can't say that," For the sake of his own lifelong happiness, the second in command stubbornly resisted Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "You have to ask this girl what she thinks."
This girl is mentally retarded, what can she say? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Gu Xinglang and said, "That guy doesn't want to take responsibility."
Gu Xinglang didn't say much, and just said to the second in command outside the car: "Xu Wei, you have to do whatever the princess says."
Is it not okay for him to not marry this stupid wife? The second in command was stunned. When he was running all the way with this girl, he was only thinking about how to survive. He never thought about getting married!
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