Xiaozhuang looked around. Yes, where is the fat rabbit that was promised?
The reliable young boy Xiao Wei could sigh. Is there a rabbit that doesn't hide from people but runs towards people? "Princess, let's look for it," Xiao Wei said to Yu Xiao, "The rabbit must be hiding somewhere."
The mountains were high and the forests were dense. Although they knew that Gu Xinglang and the others were also in the mountains, the deeper they followed Yu Xiaoxiao into the mountains, the more Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei felt that there were only three of them in the mountains. The towering trees blocked the sunlight, and the forest was dark and damp. Xiaozhuang shuddered and whispered to Xiaowei, "Are there any wild animals?"
Xiao Wei said, "What are you afraid of with the princess here?"
When Xiaozhuang thought about what Xiaowei said, he was no longer nervous. Even if the two brothers did not know martial arts, his princess was so powerful that she could knock down a building with one slap, so even if the wild beasts came in groups to fight, his princess would not be afraid.
Yu Xiaoxiao walked very anxiously. After walking for a long time, she still didn't see a single rabbit. Did she have to use thunder to make the fat rabbits appear?
Just as Her Royal Highness the Princess was considering using thunder to bomb the forest, a black ball rolled out of the bushes by the roadside and landed at Yu Xiaoxiao's feet, followed by another one.
"What is that?" Yu Xiaoxiao stopped.
Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei took a closer look and were shocked to find that these were two black bear cubs that had not yet been weaned.
Yu Xiaoxiao reached out and picked up a round ball. She had seen teddy bears before. Frowning, Her Royal Highness the Princess said, "Is this a bear?"
Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei nodded at the same time. The little black bear, which had not yet been weaned, had a round head and big wet eyes, and looked very adorable. The two brothers thought that their princess would definitely say that the bear was cute, and even they thought that the little bear was fun.
Yu Xiaoxiao held the little black bear and shook it, saying disdainfully, "How much meat will be left after skinning this little bear? Two of them together won't be enough to eat, right?"
Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei kept silent. They no longer thought that the little bear was cute or fun. They were still too naive and thought their princess was too kind.
The little black bear held by Yu Xiaoxiao was not covered in black hair. There was a tuft of white hair on its chest. Yu Xiaoxiao looked down at the one under her feet, which also looked the same. She picked up the little black bear as well, and the princess said a joke that only she could understand: "Did your mother have sex with a polar bear in an attempt to give birth to a panda?"
Xiao Zhuang said, "Princess, what is a polar bear? What is a panda? Uh, that black..."
Yu Xiaoxiao glanced at Xiaozhuang's lower body and said shamelessly, "Having sex is what you have to do every night after you find a wife. Do you understand?"
Xiaozhuang's face suddenly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Xiao Wei lowered his head and drew circles on the ground with his toes. He didn't ask anything, just wanted to know when they could get out of the forest. At this time, Xiao Wei missed his husband so much. Looking up at the two little black bears licking Yu Xiaoxiao's fingers, Xiao Wei thought they were two idiots. They were going to be skinned and eaten. What good were they doing?
Yu Xiaoxiao threw the two little black bears into Xiaozhuang's hands and said, "Take them with you. We will continue to look for rabbits."
Xiao Zhuang stammered, "Princess, do you really want to eat them?"
Yu Xiaoxiao said with great experience: "If we take the little bear with us, the mother bear will definitely chase us, and then we can catch the big one."
Mother animals protect their cubs, so a mother bear who lost her cubs will definitely come to find them. Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei understood this principle after being taught by Yu Xiaoxiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao swallowed her saliva and said, "I heard that bear paws are a mountain delicacy. I've never eaten them. I really want to try them."
Oh my god, Xiao Wei thought, how many times has bear paw been stewed in the palace? How could the princess have never eaten bear paw? Could it be that she didn't know it was bear paw because no one told her?
Xiaozhuang was thinking, in order to survive, mother bear, you'd better not show up. My princess is too cruel, and you will definitely be skinned and eaten by her.
Yu Xiaoxiao walked forward a few steps and asked Xiao Wei again: "Xiao Wei, where did all the rabbits go?"
Xiao Wei's handsome face twisted. He could catch a big black bear, but his princess was still thinking about rabbits? Why was she so obsessed with rabbits? ! "This is our first time in the mountains," Xiao Wei gave Yu Xiaoxiao an answer casually, saying, "We don't know this forest well. A cunning rabbit has three burrows. It's not surprising that we can't find them."
"What are you saying?" The illiterate princess didn't understand.
“If there is someone who is familiar with this forest, we will definitely be able to find rabbits,” Xiao Wei did not explain to his princess what “a cunning rabbit has three burrows” meant. He did not have the ability to do so. Xiao Wei suggested to Yu Xiao: “Princess, why don’t we go find the prince consort. They often hunt and must know how to find rabbits.” It would be better to leave the princess to the prince consort. Xiao Wei missed Gu Xinglang very much now.
People who are familiar with the forest, Yu Xiaoxiao took Xiao Wei's words to heart, so that the princess automatically ignored Xiao Wei's subsequent suggestions. Yu Xiaoxiao remembered that Erdangjia and Er Gouzi were coming. People who lived in the mountains and farmed must be familiar with this forest. "Follow me," Yu Xiaoxiao turned around and said to Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei, "I'll take you to find the locals."
Don't use light skills, ancestor!
Watching their princess flying quickly into the depths of the forest, Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei shouted in their hearts at the same time, they really couldn't catch up!
Li Yuanle was holding the map given to him by Gu Xinglang and riding at the front of the group. The road into the mountains was rugged and difficult to travel. Although even the horses pulling Gu Xinglang's carriage were war horses, their group was still moving very slowly.
The boss started to quarrel with Gu Xingyan again at this time. The scout he sent out didn't come, and the guy still didn't come back. The boss was furious. Gu Xingyan was a talkative person, and the two of them started to quarrel over a disagreement.
“You must not be Gu Xingyan!” After losing the battle by swearing, the boss pointed at the second young master Gu and said angrily.
Gu Xingyan glanced at the boss with a look that made him look like he deserved a beating.
The eldest boss said: "The Gu family is a military family, how could they produce someone like you?"
The two dogs nodded in unison. It was unacceptable that a pirate could not be more insulted than a general who came from a military family and was literate.
"Idiot," said the Second Young Master Gu, "What have I not heard in the army? Did your mother forget to give you a brain when she gave birth to you?"
Did your mother forget to give you a brain when she gave birth to you? This was a bit confusing. The boss repeated this sentence twice in his mind before he realized that the guy tied to the tree was scolding him for being brainless. "I'll kill you!" The boss was furious and pulled out his knife.
The Second Young Master Gu still looked at the boss with a sidelong glance, meaning that if you have the guts, just go ahead and chop him off.
The boss raised his knife and started chopping. Pirates also have dignity!
"Roar!" Just when the boss was about to swing his knife to kill the second young master Gu, an angry roar sounded from the valley.
The boss's hand that was wielding the knife froze. Was there a bear?
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