Chapter 37 Detoxification is so fun!!



Looking at the talisman water handed over by Xu Yi, Mi Xiaotao took it carefully and hesitated for a long time. She really couldn't bring herself to drink it.

Although in modern society, the body has long been immune to all poisons, Mi Xiaotao's education from childhood has taught him that this black talisman water is feudal superstition.

She looked at her dark blue hands, her long nails, and the tightly closed curtains. Now she couldn't even get out of the door, what else could she do?

Moreover, Master Xu was able to light a fire out of thin air just now, which shows that he must be a real talent.

Forget it! At worst, I'll get poisoned. How could it get any worse than this?

At worst, she will be a beautiful girl again in 18 years!

Xu Yi noticed Mi Xiaotao's hesitation, but she didn't say anything, nor did she urge him.

She has already taken the initiative, but whether Mi Xiaotao is willing to accept it is someone else's choice.

She wouldn't persuade him too much, because good words can't persuade a damned ghost. She has done enough now.

After hesitating for a minute, Mi Xiaotao gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and made up his mind to give it a try!

He hardened his heart, closed his eyes, and drank it all in one gulp.

Hey, this talisman water tastes quite good.

What's the matter with gulping down a glass and still wanting another one?

Holding back the drooling saliva, she pulled Xu Yi to sit and wait for Mi Xiaotao's boyfriend.

"Master, would you like some yogurt? There are fruits here. Please don't hesitate."

Mi Xiaotao brought out fruits and snacks, and enthusiastically asked Xu Yi to eat them.

Xu Yi couldn't refuse, so she just picked up a bottle of yogurt and started drinking it.

Waiting for someone is the most boring thing, and waiting for someone with two strangers is even more boring.

Two boring people, with an awkward atmosphere in the air, so the following conversation took place.

Mi Xiaotao: "Master Xu, why are you so young? How old are you?"

Xu Yi: "Still in college. 19 years old."

Mi Xiaotao: "19 years old? Oh my god! You are so amazing! Then how old were you when you started learning this? You are so amazing!!"

Xu Yi: “As far back as I can remember, I’ve been learning this trade from my master.”

Mi Xiaotao peeled the orange and handed it to Xu Yi with a flattering look on his face, "Master Xu, what do you think of me? Will our master accept someone like me?"

"You are not suitable for this line of work." Xu Yi shook his head and refused directly.

The master is in another world, so you cannot become his disciple.

And your body is not allowed to be exposed to too much yin energy.

Mi Xiaotao looked disappointed and said, "Oh, okay." She just felt like it suddenly and didn't really want to learn it.

She suddenly remembered something and looked at Xu Yi eagerly again.

"Master, what's going on with me? How come I bit a zombie in my dream and then I was actually poisoned by it?"

Xu Yi ate an orange while answering, "From what you've said, it seems like this has something to do with your boyfriend, but we won't know the details until he comes back."

"Oh~my~boyfriend...why do I suddenly have a stomachache...what's going on?" Mi Xiaotao frowned, holding her stomach, with beads of sweat on her forehead.

"It's okay, you're expelling the corpse poison." Xu Yi was calm, as if he had anticipated the current situation.

"Master Xu, please sit for a while. I'll be back soon." Mi Xiaotao gritted his teeth, called Xu Yi, picked up a pack of paper, put on his slippers, and ran to the toilet.

After a while, Mi Xiaotao came out with two paper balls stuffed in his nose, holding on to the wall.

He took a few steps towards Xu Yi and then ran towards the toilet.

"Master Xu...please do as you please!"

Mi Xiaotao, whose legs and feet were already numb, had tissues stuffed in his nose and felt like he was about to faint from the stench.

The whole toilet stank, and even with the exhaust fan on it was still smelly.

Mi Xiaotao felt that the stench was rushing straight to the top of his head, and it seemed that he could not open his eyes because of the stench.

The clothes also smell bad.

Yue! Yue! She couldn’t help it and couldn’t help but retching twice.

Why does she stink so much!

She just wanted to escape from this place, but her rumbling stomach wouldn't allow her to do so.

Hopefully tomorrow's headlines won't be like this:

#Some girl died in the toilet due to diarrhea#

After running to the toilet six or seven times, Mi Xiaotao completely collapsed and his legs and feet became weak.

My head was also dizzy from the stench.

Her heart was pounding. Did this little girl give herself a laxative?

Does this really work? Don't run into a fake Taoist priest who's trying to deceive you.

If I die from diarrhea, it would be unfair.

After coming out of the toilet for the tenth time, Mi Xiaotao suddenly felt much more comfortable.

My head is no longer dizzy, and my body feels as light as a swallow and refreshed.

When I went to wash my hands, I saw that the back of my hands had become as white and tender as before, and the dark circles and acne caused by staying up late were gone.

She screamed.

"It's back! It's back! Master Xu, my hand is back! My teeth haven't grown anymore, and there's nothing wrong with my body! My skin is even better."

Mi Xiaotao rushed over, pulling Xu Yi along and jumping up and down, "Wow, thank you! Thank you, Master Xu, you're amazing! Love you, muah! You're so nice!"

Hahaha, I, Mi Xiaotao, am back again!!”

Xu Yi...

Are we familiar enough to hold hands?

Why is my face a little hot? The corners of my mouth secretly raised.

It was the first time someone told her they loved her to her face, and it was a girl, so she couldn't help it.

Want to laugh!

She tried hard to suppress the upturned corners of her mouth.

"Well, stop shaking, I'm dizzy. My old arms and legs can't stand your tossing and turning.

Your corpse toxins are almost gone now. For the next week, drink mung bean soup three times a day, one bowl at a time. You'll have no problems after this.

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