Chapter 31 Chapter 31
In order to facilitate communication, Mu Mu and the anchor "Yiyi's Mermaid Called Yiyi" connected to the live broadcast room.
"Are you nervous, anchor?" Yiyi looked at the live broadcast screen of the masked anchor, "Your neck is so stiff, relax a little, my live broadcast room is very stress-relieving."
Mu Mu sat upright: "Okay."
Don't dare to turn your neck!
Although Mu Mu wore a mask, he was not prepared for live broadcasting.
After turning into a human form, the short blue hair turned into long black hair, which fell down, but the pearl hair accessories clipped on it were still there.
If one accidentally saw it by the audience, and then accidentally transmitted it to Wen Ming...
You can't turn your neck, even if you have cervical spondylosis, you can't turn it!
Yiyi was even more puzzled: "Some comments said you were eating dried fish? Mermaid snacks?"
"Haha, what are you talking about!" Mumu quietly put the dried fish in his hand into his pocket and laughed awkwardly, "Humans also eat dried fish, just like milk, to supplement protein!"
"Protein?"
"...Yes." Damn milk! Not only does it cause rejection, but even the nutritional ingredients are so hard to remember!
Yiyi quickly skipped the topic: "Host, I have always dreamed of connecting with you and exchanging experiences on raising mermaids." "
Raising... mermaids?" "You know so much about mermaids, and even understand mermaid language. You must have invested a lot of energy in raising mermaids." Yiyi pointed the camera at her mermaid: "I am a cute pet host by profession. I spend most of my time with mermaids, and I have the skills to raise mermaids!" Mumu nodded ambiguously: "You have raised it very beautifully." [Yiyi, the recognized ceiling of mermaid appearance! ] [It is indeed beautiful, but it cannot be called the ceiling. The mermaid posted by my boss is as good-looking as this one. ] [There are so many nitpickers. I can only say that there is no truth without pictures. /stands up/] [Really, but my boss is too scary. I dare not forward the pictures he posted on Starnet Circle. Yiyi introduced: "Yiyi has changed owners before. I am actually its adoptive owner." Mumu looked closely at the mermaid's ears and nodded when he saw that there was no ear hole left by the label. His calm demeanor seemed to say "I know this question well." Yiyi asked curiously: "Is your mermaid also adopted?" Mumu hesitated for a while: "I guess so." I adopted myself. "Then we have more in common. Is your mermaid also good at destroying the house?" "I..." Mumu was reluctant to admit, "What is the connection between adoption and destroying the house?" "It has changed its living environment and feels insecure. It will attract my attention by destroying things." Yiyi zoomed in on the mermaid: "For example, now, my attention is not on it. Look at what it is doing--" The mermaid hooked the roll of toilet paper next to Yiyi with its claws and bit it directly, and the paper scraps flew all over the sky. It dipped the toilet paper into the pool again. In less than a minute, everything flying in the sky and floating in the water was in a mess. [Help, I will never call Yi Yi the little princess again.] [With the innate ability to destroy the house, it creates the worst consequences of house-destroying with the weakest attack power. /Awesome/] [No, my blood pressure is a bit high now.] [Mermaids are the wreckers in the house!] "I must clear the name of mermaids." Mu Mu said seriously: "Most mermaids are too lazy to destroy things. They are just not used to using human things, and occasionally do bad things with good intentions." [Why did the tone suddenly become solemn?] [It seems like he is clearing his own name, which is scary.] [Is the masked anchor frightened by Yi Yi's house-destroying? In fact, this level can't even make the list of "Top Ten Mermaids Destroying Houses". ] [I heard that a mermaid tore down the entire window curtain at home! ] [My God, which mermaid owner is so unlucky...] "Good intentions lead to bad results?" Yiyi thought, "Then my Yiyi is also..." "No, this one is different, it really did it on purpose." Mumu listened to the cry of the mermaid on the other end of the microphone—— "Ah!" Hahaha, this is messy enough! "Ah~" If you have legs, come and stop me, Lululu, you can't do anything to me~ "Its house-destroying has nothing to do with a sense of security." Mumu told the truth cruelly, "Its personality is just mean." Yiyi was speechless for a long time. [Sorry, I couldn't help laughing out loud. ] [The upstairs likes it, give it to the upstairs to raise! ] [No, this kind of mermaid is interesting to see others raise it. /Smile with crooked eyes/】 【Did Yiyi tear down the mermaid room in the previous owner's house so that it was uninhabitable, so he was put up for adoption? /Smile with face covered/】 "My choice of words was not appropriate. I didn't mean to say that this mermaid was bad!" Seeing the other party's silence, Mu Mu hurriedly added: "It's more naughty and lively!" Yi Yi burst into laughter: "It doesn't matter. I just like mermaids who can compete with me in wits and courage. Life is interesting!" Mu Mu also grinned and said foolishly: "Right! How cute are mermaids who can tear down houses!" "But most humans in the interstellar think the opposite of us." Yi Yi added, "They hate mermaids who tear down houses." Mu Mu: oTATo will never tear down houses again in the future! "I'll stop the live broadcast here today. Bye." Mu Mu's neck was stiff and he waved to the camera. "You're ending the livestream so soon?" Yiyi was touched and asked, "Did you see the private message I sent you and take the time to connect with me? Thank you, you're such a fan!" Mumu didn't answer and continued to wave. The masked anchor had an unfathomable look on his face, and the anchor under the mask had a distorted expression.
As soon as the live broadcast ended, Mu Mu screamed in pain and moved his neck a few times: "Little housekeeper, did I receive a private message?"
"Your live broadcast account has received 99+ private messages from 99+ users. Do you want to check?"
Mu Mu was overwhelmed: "I don't understand."
"You can broadcast it by voice. It is estimated that it will take 5 days and 5 hours to broadcast all the private messages."
Mu Mu took out a dried fish and chewed it: "...Is there any important one among them?"
"You have received endorsement invitations from seven companies and one cooperation invitation. Do you accept them?"
"Endorsement? What does it mean?"
"Advertise the product, such as recommending the product in the live broadcast room."
Mu Mu, who brought Wen's fish food to the top of the sales list, waved his hands again and again:
"No, when I saw Dahu selling goods, I never heard of those words. Even if I recommend it, the sales volume will not increase!"
"?" The household manager's loading bar turned for a while, "The spokesperson's image will be printed on the product packaging."
Mu Mu took out a bag of unopened mermaid snacks, took a screenshot of his live broadcast room, and projected it onto the packaging bag with a projector.
The mask face, like a photo sticker, was laid flat on the packaging.
"How strange!"
Mu Mu tore open the bag, and the photo of the upper half of his face was torn off as well, as if he had taken off his mask.
He touched his legs and felt panic in his heart: "Is this... auspicious?"
"Forget it." Mu Mu refused decisively, "Is there anyone I know among the humans who sent private messages?"
The household manager picked and chose, and read out two.
Xiaoyu: After killing insects inside and outside my house, the mermaids no longer suddenly attacked, mask master, you are amazing!
Now the audience who sent small gifts can circle the planet three times. I am so lucky to be one of your earliest audiences! If you want
to buy men's clothing, look for Dahu: I play with the mermaid for a while every day, and its personality is getting more and more stable. Thank you!
(ps. I see you wear the same set of clothes every time you live stream. If you need men's clothes, just ask. I'll sponsor you.)
"...Can't you wear the same one every time?" Mu Mu was confused. "We can use the same set of scales for the rest of our lives."
The housekeeper scanned Mu Mu's dark gray work clothes up and down: "Human clothes need to be washed."
"I can do that!"
Mu Mu quickly took off all his clothes: "I've seen the master use the washing machine. Just put the clothes in!"
The housekeeper reminded him heavily: "After you got sick from drinking milk last time, your permission to use electrical appliances was turned off."
"What!"
Mu Mu was furious and stepped heavily: "Stingy master, if you don't let me wash clothes, I'll wear yours!"
He sneaked into Wen Ming's cloakroom. He
opened the closet and saw all the clothes were formal, dark and depressing.
"So clean."
Mu Mu was afraid of getting the clothes dirty, so he rubbed his palms against himself before taking one of them off.
He put on a suit jacket and swayed.
"Why is it drafty when I put it on?"
Mu Mu muttered as he walked to the floor-length mirror. He looked like he was wearing a sack in the mirror.
The suit that was tailored to fit Wen Ming was too tight for his shoulders to support, and the hem fell directly to his thighs.
The family butler's camera was fixed on the white collar, and the red indicator light turned on:
"This outfit will be judged as excessive by the super administrator, and the live broadcast room will be closed."
"Where is the scale..."
Just as he opened his mouth to retort, Mu Mu heard the faint sound of an airship outside the house.
The hearing of a human is not as sensitive as that of a mermaid. He stood there and confirmed for a few seconds that the door of the house had been opened...
"Ding, welcome home."
The housekeeper automatically turned on the welcoming function and turned the wheels to leave the cloakroom.
Mu Mu was shocked: the master is back!
He took off his coat and hung it back in the closet. After doing all this, Wen Ming's footsteps appeared in the corridor, getting closer and closer...
There is no time to go back to the mermaid room!
Mu Mu changed his form in a hurry and completely forgot that he was still in a standing position.
The fish tail could not maintain balance, and the fish body was shaking and about to fall.
Mu Mu subconsciously held the floor mirror at hand, and then fell down with the mirror and the fish.
"Bang!"
"Ah!" I just decided not to tear down the house!
Mu Mu opened his eyes carefully. The floor-length mirror was placed under him, and the mirror was intact.
"Huh——" The quality is really good.
At this time, the footsteps had followed the sound and ran straight to the cloakroom and stopped at the door.
Although Mu Mu had just knocked over the full-length mirror, he was not panicked at all.
Wen Ming's consistent gentle treatment made Mu Mu learn to be "arrogant because of pampering."
He was sure that Wen Ming would not blame him, but would come to check if he was injured as usual.
"Oh." I'm sorry, I was careless... ?
Mu Mu looked up and saw Wen Ming's expression, and her voice was paused...
*
"Mr. Wen, this is a single earring that you customized." The salesperson in the jewelry store took out a jewelry box, "Please confirm it."
A diamond earring lay in the jewelry box, highlighting the single diamond design, shining brightly under the spotlight.
Thinking of the sparkling cufflinks that Mu Mu was holding, Wen Ming smiled and put away the box: "Thank you."
The salesperson saw his expression and knew that he was going to give it to someone, and it was someone with special meaning:
"Choose diamond material, you must think that the other person is the most dazzling in the crowd."
"?" Full of tail scales, it is indeed the most dazzling in the crowd.
Wen Ming did not deny it, and looked at the advertisement at the bottom of the jewelry box:
'This is a sign of opening a new stage of life. '
"You dare to hit me?"
"I'm hitting you, bastard!"
"Oh my god, come and separate them!"
A conflict broke out in the mall, and some people were fighting in a mess.
The fighters launched a spiritual attack without caring about anything.
[——]
Wen Ming's spiritual sea, which was barely kept calm by drugs, was stimulated by external energy and rolled up a whirlpool like the sea surface at the center of a storm.
"Sorry, don't let them ruin your mood." The shopping guide noticed Wen Ming's face and said in surprise, "Are you okay? I'll contact the emergency department now!"
When the shopping guide turned on the computer and looked up again, the other party had disappeared...
In the mall, two people were entangled in a fight, both with their spiritual seas and fists, and it would not end until they fought to the death.
The people who were trying to separate them could not pull them apart.
In the air, there were dots of energy particles floating over.
Compared to the spiritual sea released by the two fighters, the density of these particles was hundreds of times thinner.
But the pressure they carried was chilling.
It was as if a seabird skimmed across the water and suddenly fled in panic, and the giant beast lurking in the deep sea revealed the tip of an iceberg and stared at you with huge and deep eyes——
【. 】
The people who were trying to stop the fight felt their hands lighten and they stopped the fight effortlessly.
"?"
They looked down in surprise. Not only did the fighters completely retract their spiritual seas, they also foamed at the mouth and fainted.
...
Mu Mu looked at Wen Ming at the door of the cloakroom in disbelief.
The cold sweat on his forehead flowed down along the bulging blue veins, and the energy was disordered, which was evidence of the further deterioration of his spiritual sea.
How did the master become like this! ?
Although I've heard that work is exhausting, it shouldn't be this serious!
"Huh!" What on earth did the company do to you!
Mu Mu was furious and wanted to rush to the place where Wen Ming worked and slap the company boss.
"Mu Mu."
Wen Ming walked towards it with unsteady steps: "Don't stay in dangerous places."
Mu Mu obediently climbed down from the floor-to-ceiling mirror.
Wen Ming's figure swayed and he half-knelt beside Mu Mu, supporting his body with his hands.
"Huh!" Mu Mu was startled and hugged him, releasing his maximum drainage ability.
The drainage water droplets quickly made some of the energy docile, but it was only "some".
99% of the energy was ignited by the drainage and rushed out of the spiritual sea.
"Crack!" The mirror was instantly shattered by the energy.
Wen Ming used all his strength to suppress his spiritual sea, and could only press his face against the panicked face of the little mermaid:
"Thank you Mu Mu, I feel much better."
"Woo." You liar.
Mu Mu's nose moved sensitively, and following the smell of blood, he found that Wen Ming's hand was resting on the glass shards.
"Woo." Your palm is bleeding.
Mu Mu's eyelids twitched uneasily, and he raised his head to see that the corners of Wen Ming's mouth were also bleeding.
It was more serious than the time during the thunderstorm...
It wanted to wipe the blood from the corners of Wen Ming's mouth, but its hands were shaking, and it didn't aim correctly, and touched his tense jaw.
Wen Ming stuffed the small box containing the earrings into Mu Mu's hand: "Mu Mu, be good, go back to the mermaid room."
It said stubbornly: "Humph." I don't.
"Ding ding!"
A pair of mechanical arms stretched out from behind Mu Mu, grabbing its waist and tail respectively.
The housekeeper pulled the mermaid back: "The mermaid suppression device has been activated."
Mu Mu watched Wen Ming getting farther and farther away from him.
It is willing to do everything for its master, but it can't relieve his pain.
A tear rolled around in its eye socket, but it refused to fall. Mu Mu howled at Wen Ming stubbornly:
"Ah!"
How do you know if you don't try? I'm sure the counseling was successful once!
Mu Mu tried hard to recall the details of the day of the thunder.
It was only a short moment, but it was sure that a strong counseling had erupted in its body.
How did it do it at that time?
Switch to hunting mode → cut off the mechanical arm of the housekeeper → destroy the door lock of Wen Ming's room → throw towards Wen Ming
There must be a step that triggers the key!
Mu Mu showed his claws and aimed at the mechanical arm at his waist:
"Ah!" Try "cutting off the mechanical arm" first!
Housekeeper:?