Chapter 38 Chapter 38
Before the grooming competition began, the mermaid owners on the coast all remembered the name "Mu Mu".
This little mermaid, who was very eye-catching in both appearance and intelligence, became the focus for a while.
Someone turned on the optical computer camera function: "Mu Mu! Can you come out again?"
Mu Mu couldn't hear clearly under the sea, and could only recognize the word "Mu Mu" and exposed his head to check the situation.
"Oh, good boy! Baby, why are you so obedient!"
The flash lights gave Mu Mu a headache.
"Mu Mu, do you want to play with floating water balls? Let's play together?"
"Mu Mu, can you teach my family mermaid to become as obedient as you?"
"Mu Mu..."
The little mermaid was surrounded by "Mu Mu" from all directions, and covered her ears and sank.
The fish are so annoying!
"Ah!" Big brother!
Huahua was pinched by a crab on the tail and came to Mumu screaming: "Brother, I was attacked! What should I do!"
Mumu pried open the clamp and helped it get rid of the crab: "Why did you provoke the crab?"
"I just asked the crab if it wanted to be my little brother, and it attacked me." Huahua crawled into Mumu's arms for comfort, "It's too scary for the fish, it's so dangerous here, I want to go home."
Mumu patted it lightly and sighed: "I want to go home too, humans always call me, and they are surprised no matter what I do."
"The ones with legs?" Huahua asked enviously, "Being called by name means that the ones with legs need to be given food. It would be great if they called my name too!"
Mumu was stunned for a moment and looked at the mermaids who were doing nothing around him:
"Yeah, it would be great if we could divert their attention to you!"
"What?"
Mu Mu thought, "Hua Hua, help me call all the mermaids over."
After Hua Hua received the task, its gills twitched faster and faster, and it shouted,
"Attention all mermaids, my big brother is going to collect protection fees from you, hurry up and line up here!"
The effect was obvious, the mermaids looked at them strangely, and gathered nearby, discussing,
"What is protection fee?"
"It means giving food to other fish."
"Ah? I object, I resist 'mermaid bullying'!"
Hua Hua proudly took credit, "Big brother, you have completed the task successfully!"
"..." Mu Mu's expression was complicated, "I knew that if I entrusted it to you, you would mess it up."
"Are you the 'big brother' it calls it?" A mermaid looked at Mu Mu dissatisfiedly, "Why should I give you food?"
Other mermaids echoed, "That's right, I'm still hungry!"
"I was put into this salty water today and I'm angry. Why don't the ones with legs give me food?"
"Ahem!" Mu Mu cleared his throat, "I have a way to get them to give me food!"
"Wow!"
The mermaids waved their tails excitedly and moved closer to it: "Is it true?"
Mu Mu put his arm around Hua Hua's shoulders: "I can show you first, Hua Hua, you go like this..."
Above the sea, the crowd was a little dumbfounded.
For some reason, the mermaids who were originally scattered all swam to one place, and vaguely circled around Mu Mu.
"What's going on? Are the mermaids going to have a meeting too?"
"What a spectacle! I really want to know what they are talking about when they get together. It would be great if the masked anchor started broadcasting right now so he can help translate."
"The mermaids are gathered around Mu Mu. Does it look like Mu Mu has opened a live broadcast room and the mermaids are watching the live broadcast?"
"Hahaha, you have a big imagination!"
A gust of sea breeze blew by, and someone's sun hat was blown to the sea surface.
"I just picked up the floating water ball, and the hat was blown away again." The man was helpless, "Do I have to lose something today?"
"Mumu helped me to float the water ball before, but you won't be so lucky this time."
Xiao Jun was also on the shore, helping to turn on the mechanical network switch: "Don't worry, it's still within the range of the mechanical arm."
"Wait a minute!" Someone stopped Xiao Jun, "A mermaid swam over!"
A mermaid with a striped tail appeared next to the sun hat, picked it up, swam to the shore, and brought it to the owner.
Xiao Jun's eyes almost popped out: "Huahua!?"
Huahua heard her name and lazily "aww" at him, but still stayed in front of the owner of the sun hat.
"Oh my god, is your name Huahua? You are so smart, thank you!"
Huahua blinked in confusion, recalling Mumu's teaching:
'After picking up the hat, you stay where you are. No matter how the one with legs yells, you keep making this sound——'
"Bingying!"
Huahua kept humming, wondering: This pronunciation is a meaningless noise in mermaid language? Could the eldest brother have taught it wrong?
"Woo woo, it's acting cute to me!" The owner of the sun hat brought snacks and asked Xiao Jun, "Can I feed it?"
"Of course I can..."
Xiao Jun scratched his head and muttered in confusion: "Is Huahua smart to this extent?"
Huahua got a handful of frozen treats.
It stuffed the food into its mouth and swam back to find Mu Mu happily:
"Da Guo! You are so smart!"
"Swallow it before you speak." Mu Mu glanced at the other mermaids calmly, "Well, do you believe it?"
The mermaids clung to it with their tails and chirped:
"Da Guo!"
"Da Guo, teach me, and I can give you protection money!"
Mu Mu's eyes twitched: "Don't learn nonsense, listen to me."
It went back to its "old business" and did the translation work again.
But during the live broadcast: Mermaid language → Human language
And now: Human language → Mermaid language
"The one with pink clothes and legs wants to rub the mermaid. Float on the water with your belly facing up. Remember not to attack even if your belly is touched."
"Did you see the transparent ball floating above? Jump out of the water and push it."
"The mermaid with the bright yellow tail over there, yes, that's you, go up and pose for a photo. The one with the bright green tail also go, it's just the right color scheme for dopamine!"
After a wave of reverse translation, the mermaids returned with a full load and got a lot of snacks.
And the "Masked Anchorman in the Mermaid World" hides his merits and fame.
Mu Mu took advantage of the humans' attention being distracted to other mermaids, sneakily floated out a pair of eyes, and looked for Wen Ming on the shore.
Wen Ming stood with several formally dressed humans, holding wine glasses and discussing something.
Mu Mu raised an eyebrow: the master's expression clearly did not want to communicate with them.
Not only is it annoyed by humans, but the owner is also annoyed by humans!
Mu Mu rolled his eyes, found a clump of water plants, and put his tail over to stir them.
...
"Admiral Wen, it's a pleasure to cooperate with your company's floating water ball project."
Wen Ming politely clinked glasses with the other party and took a sip: "Happy cooperation."
"Actually, I have a product, and I want to find a masked anchor for business cooperation. Can you help me make a connection?"
Wen Ming shook the goblet: "I have no contact with the masked anchor."
"Really?" The other party didn't quite believe it, "But he advertised Wen's fish food, and single-handedly defeated the floating water ball's competitor. He has been helping Wen's..."
"Mee!"
A few mermaid hums came from the sea.
Wen Ming drank the whole wine in one gulp: "My mermaid is calling me, excuse me."
Only a few people were left holding their wine glasses, looking at each other:
"If you don't want to connect, you don't have to make up such a lame excuse."
"That's right, the calls of every mermaid are similar, what can you tell?"
"Look... it's really the blue mermaid!"
As Wen Ming walked to the water's edge, Mu Mu's calls became more urgent.
It somersaulted, raised its tail, and showed Wen Ming its tail entangled with water plants.
There were exclamations of "smart mermaids will find their masters" around, but with Wen Ming next to them, their voices were very low.
"Ah!" Master!
Wen Ming turned on the mechanical net and picked it up, and Mu Mu used his tail to jump from the net to Wen Ming.
The seaweed on the tail fin was loosely entangled, and Wen Ming cleaned it up in a few strokes: "Okay." But
Mu Mu still clung to it tightly, like a little octopus, sticking to Wen Ming with its suction cups.
"Don't want to play anymore?"
Wen Ming touched the tip of the little mermaid's ear to soothe it, and let it hang on him: "Then take a break."
Mu Mu nodded, and the end of her hair rubbed against Wen Ming's cheek:
"Oh." If we stay together, no human will bother us. The master is really helpful!
Strong direct sunlight will cause the mermaid's scales to dehydrate. Wen Ming put Mu Mu in the fish tank under the parasol.
Under the parasol next door, there was a couple of humans, they were clinging to a beach chair.
Mu Mu observed for a while, then jumped out of the fish tank, carefully avoided Wen Ming's skin with his claws, and climbed onto him.
Wen Ming frowned: "Mu Mu."
Mu Mu immediately retorted righteously: "Blame!"
I want to be here! The chair has been tested next door, and it has no problem bearing the weight!
Wen Ming pasted a layer of moisturizing film on the fish's tail, held it loosely, and lay on his back on the beach chair to take a nap.
This was a tacit acknowledgement of Mu Mu's nonsense.
Mu Mu continued to observe next door -
"Honey, your clothes are soaked by sea water? It must be uncomfortable to stick to your body, change into something." "
Woo." It turns out that wet clothes will be uncomfortable when they stick to your body.
Human beings are so fragile...
Wen Ming's white shirt was also wet by Mu Mu's crawling around. Mu Mu unbuttoned a few buttons and pulled the shirt open:
"Hey." Take it off!
"Wow--" Someone happened to catch a glimpse of this scene not far away, "Look at the figure over there, it's a feast for the eyes!"
Mu Mu raised the corners of his mouth proudly: It looks good, right! The master is the best-looking on this beach!
"Oh my God, if you let me touch his chest muscles and his abdominal muscles, I would be willing to do that!"
Mu Mu's mouth sank:?
Feeling more and more peeking, Mu Mu buttoned up all the buttons again.
"Huh." Master, even if it's uncomfortable to wear wet clothes, you have to endure it. Life is not easy.
"Ding Dong~" the radio announced, "Dear mermaid masters, the equipment for testing the ability to guide the mermaids has been debugged. The guidance competition is about to begin. Please be prepared."
Mu Mu did not come here to win the competition. He just listened casually and was attracted to the next door -
the young couple was kissing.
Goodnight kiss?
But it was still daylight. Are they going to sleep now? No, the male and female protagonists in the soap operas don't only kiss at night...
Is there no time limit for kissing the corners of the mouth?
Mu Mu suddenly understood, and her heart itched. She approached Wen Ming who closed his eyes.
Let's try it first!
Mu Mu kissed the corner of Wen Ming's mouth quickly like a dragonfly skimming the water.
[——]
At that moment, everyone who was chatting on the beach was stunned.
The energy in the air flows in a gentle trajectory, and everyone is refreshed, feeling the powerful and gentle channeling effect.
"What's going on? Whose mermaid is channeling?"
"It was fleeting, but it did appear!"
"Such a strong channeling ability cannot exist in reality. Maybe the organizer's machine is leaking energy."
Everyone excitedly shared how wonderful the experience was at that moment, as if they had received guidance from ten high-level mermaids at once.
The one whose spiritual sea had changed the most was Wen Ming.
His incomplete spiritual sea, which was in pain all the time, actually felt comfortable for a short time.
Even if a special sedative was injected, it would definitely not achieve this effect...
Wen Ming quickly opened his eyes, and Mu Mu's confused eyes were very close to him.
They saw the same confusion in each other's eyes as they did in themselves:
What happened?
At this time, the announcer stuttered and announced: "Uh, everyone, please wait a moment, there are some problems with the machine, and the game will be postponed."
The mermaid masters: "Sure enough, it was sent by the machine!"