Chapter 43 Chapter 43

"Confession..."

The masked anchor lowered his head, lost in thought for a few seconds, and when he looked up again, he regained his spirit: "Remember to give the mermaid a chance to confess to Jade!"

The man on the live broadcast agreed: "Okay, I will ask Jade's owner to go to the mermaid center tomorrow."

[I declare that the No. 1 fish guest has successfully held hands! ]

[This small gift of flowers is a gift for them. ]

[Why are you talking so romantically? Isn't this the mermaid's estrus period! ]

[That's right, the instinctive behavior of wanting to mate is regarded as emotion by the bullet screen, and mermaids have no emotions. ]

[But isn't the reason why the Dahu family mermaid is depressed because he wants the owner to play with it? ]

[That's just because the mermaid feels bored. ]

The bullet screen scrolled slower, and most of the audience agreed with the statement that "mermaids have no emotions."

"Uh..." Mu Mu was sensitive to the change in the atmosphere in the live broadcast room and changed the topic, "Next, let's connect with the viewer who ranked first on the gift list--" "

Hello, host." The young woman on the live broadcast room stood in the mermaid room.

The bullet screen greeted in unison: [Hello, rich lady! ]

[The gift list is like a fight between gods. ]

[It's a pity for the anonymous viewer ranked second, he was one gift away from being ranked first. ]

[I have been observing that anonymous person. He was very aggressive at the beginning, but hesitated for a few seconds and missed the first place...]

[Maybe the question he wants to consult is too difficult, so he retreated when he saw the difficulty. ]

[I remembered the anonymous post that liked mermaids and gave mermaids authority. /狗头/]

"Host, my merman has a quirk." A female voice came from the live broadcast room.

The live broadcast camera was aimed at the mermaid with its belly facing upwards: "It always floats on the water like this. In "Interpretation of Mermaid Behavior", this is the death posture..."

The masked anchor smiled: "Mermaids will float even when they are extremely relaxed, such as when they are sunbathing or enjoying snacks."

The young lady's tone was hard to describe: "But... it's pretending!"

The masked anchor adjusted the mask and asked in surprise: "Pretending?"

"Let me show you."

The young lady shouted the mermaid's name several times, but the mermaid didn't move at all, with its belly exposed to the air.

It was like falling into a deep sleep.

The camera zoomed in and gave a close-up of the mermaid -

its eyelashes trembled, and its eyeballs turned restlessly under its eyelids.

[You can never wake up a mermaid who is pretending to sleep. 】

【Even the young anchor’s tone was surprised. This question was beyond the scope. 】

【The main reason was that the mermaid was silent, and the masked anchor had no power to use it. 】

【Why do you need to spend star coins to ask such a small question? The mermaid wants to pretend to be asleep, you can pretend not to know. 】

The young lady glanced at the barrage: "No, if you don't expose it, it will protest."

As she said that, she turned away from the mermaid pool. The mermaid behind her roared angrily, and the water splashed by the fish's tail splashed several meters away.

The masked anchor tilted his ear close to the speaker and listened attentively.

The young lady sighed helplessly: "If you ignore it, it will keep barking, but this situation is also easy to solve-"

She returned to the side of the mermaid pool, and the mermaid instantly resumed its floating posture and quietly "played dead".

【Is this mermaid in menopause? /Confused/】

【It's so fun, what's going on in the mermaid's head, I'm so curious! 】

【How important is it to learn a foreign language, host, lend me some mermaid language skills! /Slide/】The

masked host smiled: "How do you usually end this kind of situation?"

"I can only wake it up." The lady gently shook the mermaid's shoulders.

The mermaid pouted in dissatisfaction.

"It said that's not the case." The masked anchor promptly relayed, "You usually read the lines in an excited tone."

"...I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of so many viewers."

The young lady slowly rolled up her sleeves, and when she looked at the mermaid again, she was instantly immersed in the drama:

"Baby, don't die! Cheer up--"

Her voice was shrill, and she shook the mermaid vigorously, and there was even a hint of worry in the corners of her eyes.

The audience who had just clicked into the live broadcast room thought that something had really happened to the mermaid.

The mermaid was startled and bared its teeth and claws to "scare" her for a while.

The young lady quickly stepped back: "This is the only way to 'wake' it up, but it has a bad temper when it wakes up, and I'm afraid it will hurt people..."

[I was stunned by what I saw. The mermaid's acting skills are average, but the young lady's acting skills are amazing. She is a new movie queen! /Thumbs up/】

【This mermaid has to yell at its master a few times before it is satisfied. /Laughing and crying/】

【It looks so spoiled. It makes a scene when humans don’t follow its steps. It’s so willful! 】

"It loves you so much!"

The masked anchor said, and the whole screen was filled with doubts.

The young lady was incredulous: "It's 'playing dead' because it loves me?"

"Well, it just said that while gesturing." The anchor imitated the mermaid's waving claws, "It said that it likes you so much!"

【It actually means that? I thought it was going to chase people away...】

【Really? The action of waving its claws is the same as the pre-swing of attack. The mermaid won't confuse hostility with kindness, right? 】

【From its poor acting skills, it can be seen that the mermaid is not good at expressing itself. 】

The man in the live broadcast stared at the mermaid for a long time: "Baby, you..."

The mermaid, who was eager to perform, swung her claws and screamed "Ah Aah", looking fierce.

Masked anchor: "It said it had a lot of fun playing the game today! Just now you turned around and left, it thought you didn't want to play, and it was a little sad."

[I understand, this mermaid can only make a "fierce" expression. ]

[Fortunately, the little sister is gentle. If it were me, I would suppress it every time I misunderstood it. ]

[Be more patient with mermaids in the future. So far, the mermaids translated by the anchor have no malicious intentions. ]

[I always thought that the appearance of the masked anchor saved the interstellar humans, but it turns out that he also saved the mermaids! 】

The live broadcaster sat by the pool and stroked the mermaid's hair:

"Why does it treat 'playing dead' as a game?"

The masked anchor pondered: "What was your reaction when the mermaid first showed the floating action?"

"I thought it was dying, so I picked it up to rescue it. After a few misunderstandings, it pretended to be dead more and more often." "

It feels that you cherish it and are afraid of losing it, so it wants to recreate the scene at that time and repeatedly gain attention."

The masked anchor smiled and analyzed: "Although mermaids are not good at expressing themselves, if you care about them, they will develop feelings for you."

Just like Huahua's memory is so poor that she can forget who Xiao Jun is, but as long as she recognizes him, she will protect her "little brother";

although the red mermaid in Qi Xuan's house says that she is cheating for more food, she can eat her fill even if she doesn't cooperate with her owner to turn around.

[Every time the masked anchor starts broadcasting, my view of mermaids is overturned. /Crazy/]

[The young lady really cares about mermaids. She spent star coins to get to the top of the list for mermaids, and she also maintained the mermaid's tail very delicately.]

[All interstellar humans know that mermaids have no emotions. Why does the anchor sing a different tune?]

"Because I can speak mermaid language!"

Hearing the bullet screen assistant's report, Mu Mu put his hands on his hips: "I heard it with my own ears, but you can only make subjective assumptions."

Have you ever been a mermaid! ?

[But I can't understand mermaid language, how do I know if my mermaid likes me?]

"I can know even if I don't understand."

The confident and determined voice of the masked anchor passed through the optical computer and echoed in Wen Ming's office:

'Love doesn't need to be expressed in words! '

Wen Ming threw the paper that said "Mermaids are different from humans" into the shredder and left the company...

At home, Mu Mu was still live streaming seriously.

The barrage of discussions was heated, and some viewers who insisted on their own ideas kept laying out their opinions, trying to change the host's ideas.

If it were other hosts, the rhythm of the live broadcast room would be taken away.

But Mu Mu is the illiterate host with the best mentality in history: "The popularity is getting higher and higher, everyone is great!"

[Suddenly, a feeling of powerlessness arose, as if the target flew away after the arrow was put on the string. ]

[In ancient times, humans had verbal battles with scholars, and in the interstellar world, masked hosts used cold violence against everyone. /Already honest/】

Mu Mu glanced at the time and asked the person on the live broadcast: "Is there anything else you want to consult? I should end the live broadcast."

"I can't play this game with it every day. Is there any way to let it play a different game?"

"If it likes to interact with you..."

Mu Mu leaned over, took a floating water ball from the side of the mermaid pool, and showed it to the camera:

"I suggest choosing a toy that can interact with the mermaid and cultivate a new hobby for it!"

[Appeared, Wen's hard advertisement! ]

[How come Wen's products can always step on the wave brought by the masked anchor? It's like they discussed it in advance. ]

[Please ask General Wen to come to Star Business School to teach, a product preview that will make people worship. 】

"Swoosh--"

"!" Mu Mu straightened up and recognized the sound of Wen Ming's airship, "Thank you all, see you next time!"

It hurriedly put on its earrings and clipped on its hairpins, while the housekeeper was responsible for closing the live broadcast room and the projector.

"Ding, welcome home."

The sound of Wen Ming's footsteps came from the direction of the house.

It's too late!

Mu Mu jumped on one leg to take off his pants, squinting his eyes to hint to the housekeeper:

Go and hold the master!

The housekeeper stretched out his mechanical arm, grabbed the floating water ball and threw it outside the mermaid room, then turned the wheels to chase after it.

"Ding, catching the lost mermaid toy."

The chubby machine happened to be stuck in the path of Wen Ming.

Wen Ming moved left, and it also moved left. Wen Ming went right, and it also went right.

Wen Ming knocked on its not-so-smart shell: "Is it infected with a virus?"

The housekeeper stretched out his mechanical arm and finally grabbed the floating ball:

"Ding, the mermaid toy has been captured."

"The toy is being disinfected, and the disinfection is complete."

"Conducting a safety test, the test result is: safe."

It controlled Wen Ming for more than ten seconds.

Wen Ming clicked on the "Kill electronic virus" function, then bypassed it and entered the mermaid room -

Mu Mu climbed to the top of the rockery, busy with something in his hands.

When it saw Wen Ming, it looked up to the sky and howled:

"Awooo——" Why is your black-hearted boss willing to let you leave work early!

It's like a seal sculpture standing on the top of a rockery.

"What are you doing there?" Wen Ming raised his eyebrows, "Be careful not to fall."

At an angle he couldn't see, Mu Mu tucked her clothes and mask into the hole, and jumped back into the pool.

She took off the clips she had randomly pinned on her hair, and waved to Wen Ming:

"Woo." I can't clip it well.

Wen Ming carried her up to the soft wall, and her slender fingers were like magic tape, and with a light flick, the short hair was stuck into the hairpin.

Mu Mu tilted her head and rubbed his hand: "Oh." Thank you.

The little mermaid's beautiful eyes sparkled, and she expressed her dependence on him without reservation.

'Love doesn't need to be expressed in words!'

Wen Ming suddenly pulled his hand away, his movements a little panicked.

Mu Mu's side cheek rubbed against the empty space, and when he looked back, Wen Ming had already walked out of the mermaid room quickly.

The housekeeper stopped at the door of the mermaid room, killing poison in vain.

When Wen Ming walked past it quickly, it had just finished killing poison and automatically restarted, broadcasting the startup message:

"Ding, today is Love Day, the housekeeper robot kindly reminds you -

soulmates are destined to fall in love on this day, happy Love Day."

The smooth electronic sound disrupted the rhythm of Wen Ming's footsteps.

"Ah!" Little housekeeper!

The housekeeper didn't pay attention to the abnormality of the "house owner" and went straight into the mermaid room.

Mu Mu hooked his finger at it: "Hoo-hoo!" Come on!

Outside the mermaid room, Wen Ming took out a tube of nutrient solution from the refrigerator and held it in his hand for a while. The palm of his hand that was rubbed by Mu Mu slowly cooled down.

"Ding!"

The optical computer popped up a video application from the housekeeper.

"?" Wen Ming went back and saw that it was indeed Mu Mu who was pressing the emergency button.

In front of him, Mu Mu pressed a few more buttons: "Ah!"

"What's the matter?"

Mu Mu smiled and curved his eyes: "Ah~" It's okay, you can press it when you said you wanted to see you!

There are countless gaps between humans and mermaids, and communication is the first one.

Wen Ming understood the meaning of this mermaid language at this moment.

He hesitated to respond, twitched the corners of his mouth a few times, and said something unpleasant:

"Are you hungry?"

Mu Mu's raised tail tip immediately drooped.

Wen Ming went home early today, and the live fish purchased on time had not arrived yet.

He picked up the mermaid bowl: "Eat some fish food to fill your stomach first."

Mu Mu leaned forward and slapped the mermaid bowl away: "Huh!" What are you using that for? It's so unfamiliar.

Wen Ming sighed softly, holding the nutrient in one hand and the fish food in the other, and put it to its mouth.

He was already used to the feeling of feeding with his hands, but this time, his skin became particularly "sensitive".

Mu Mu's lips were like soft feathers, occasionally brushing against his palm, itching and domineeringly piercing into the flesh, rushing across.

Wen Ming's fingertips trembled unconsciously.

Mu Mu thought he was going to withdraw his hand again, so he grabbed that wrist and licked the fish food faster.

Some fish food crumbs were stuck in the lines on the palm of his hand, and Mu Mu licked it clean carefully, with the tip of his tongue moving up along a vertical line.

It stared absent-mindedly at the blue veins on the inside of Wen Ming's arm.

For some reason, the arms were stretched very tightly, and the veins were more prominent than usual, trembling with each lick from Mu Mu.

This made Mu Mu learn a word in human language -

sexy.

Mermaids don't have as many concerns as humans, so Mu Mu followed his heart and nibbled on them...

The pores on the back of Wen Ming's neck opened up in an instant.

He heard his own hoarse voice: "Mu Mu."

The little mermaid raised her head with half-closed eyes, which overlapped with the hazy look in the previous dream. Her slightly open mouth seemed to be questioning:

Do you really only regard me as a mermaid?

"Bang!"

There was a sound as if the mind was breaking, but it was not until Wen Ming felt the cool liquid on his cheek that he realized it was the sound of the nutrient being squeezed and exploded.

"Ouch!" Who covered the curtain in front of me?