Chapter 62 Chapter 62

[Acting?]

[Like the mermaid who "played dead" before, trying to attract the owner's attention?]

[Is the Marshal's acting not suitable for his profession? I'm really looking forward to it, hahaha, the live broadcast effect is amazing!]

[The Marshal's spiritual sea is very strong. He will not suppress the mermaids when he encounters abnormalities. The masked anchor really affects the way the stars treat mermaids.]

[Now I rarely suppress mermaids. I can always find out the reason why the mermaids are abnormal if I observe them patiently.]

"Acting?" As soon as the Marshal said this, the mermaid in the pool bared her teeth and threatened her again.

She temporarily left the mermaid room, and the room inside soon became quiet: "Host, I will cooperate with you no matter what you do."

Mu Mu gestured with his hands: "Do you have a relatively large metal container at home? Like an airship, something that can carry people."

The Marshal guessed: "Mecha?"

"Yes!" Mu Mu clapped his hands, "The mermaid said that it saw you being eaten by the iron monster, and thought that you are now the monster's fake master."

"...I did enter the mecha in front of it once, and its attitude towards me has changed since then."

[Absurd, but reasonable. /Crack/]

[Who said that mermaids have no IQ, this imagination is far beyond 99% of creatures. ]

["Thought it was a fake master" I laughed to death, what else did it say, host, I want to hear it! 】

"The rest of the words can't be translated. It's a unique spell of mermaids, similar to human 'exorcism'."

Mu Mu imitated the mermaid's splashing action: "'Go away, demons and ghosts, return my master'! An exorcism ritual like this."

The Marshal laughed: "The mermaid language is really profound!"

[Mermaid-style exorcism, the host acted very similar, so cute. /Cute/]

[It turns out that the mermaid's action just now was not an attack, but an effort to drive away the bad guys, wanting to see the master. ]

[Host, please, let the mermaid meet the real Marshal! 】

【But if you explain it in human language, the mermaid won't understand...】

"This situation is easy to solve." Mu Mu put himself in the mermaid's shoes and suggested, "It thinks you've been eaten, so you can pretend to be vomited out by the monster."

The Marshal agreed immediately: "No problem, get out of the mecha in front of it."

"Perform, perform!"

Mu Mu emphasized: "Mermaids are not easy to fool. If you walk out of the mecha leisurely, it won't believe it. It might even think it's a monster that came out to catch it."

Marshal:...

【The host is right. The mermaid will only be satisfied if the owner of the mermaid pretends to be dead recites the lines with full emotion. 】

【The Marshal is away: Star Wars. The Marshal is at home: Perform Star Wars. 】

【Come on, the "high expectations" of all human beings in the universe are once again on you! 】

【All barrages, listen! Now we are gathering ideas and collecting a script.

Plot: Iron Monster returns to the Marshal, the real Marshal and the mermaid reunite

Starring: the real Marshal and the fake Marshal

Props: mecha

Audience: Mermaid

Action——】

Officially appeared in the "New Star Wars" directed by Danmu.

In the mermaid room, the mermaid sank sadly to the bottom of the water, missing her master.

Suddenly, there was a muffled sound on the ground, and a door-shaped crack appeared.

"!" The mermaid clung to the wall of the pool, recalling painful memories.

The master was sucked away by the iron monster that appeared in this door!

The mecha rose from the crack.

"Huh!" Iron Monster, give my master back to me!

Inside the mecha, the marshal pressed the player, and the "ding-clang" fighting sound effects from mecha fighting movies came out.

It was as if there were humans resisting inside Iron Monster.

"Ah--" Come on, master!

With the mermaid's long shout, Iron Monster finally "spit out" a person.

The marshal pretended to struggle, jumped out of the mecha, and rolled several times in a row.

[Very good, struggling to get out of the mecha, acting very realistically! /Thumbs up/]

[Just when the marshal was wet by the mermaid, it looked like he was covered with the monster's saliva. 】

【Marshal, read out loud the lines tailored for you by the barrage——】

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, my fish."

The Marshal returned as if in triumph, and gazed at the mermaid affectionately: "Are you okay?"

"Woo!"

The mermaid jumped out of the mermaid pond, hugged her and cried loudly.

The Marshal patted it with one hand to comfort it, and gestured OK to the camera with the other hand, and said with his mouth:

I'm dead.

【It's a perfect happy ending. Marshal, don't let the mermaid see you when you enter the mecha in the future, it has too much imagination. 】

【I envy those who can drive mecha, so handsome, my spiritual sea energy is not enough, I can't even start the mecha. 】

【Those who can drive mecha are also jealous. I am from the mecha department of the Star Military Academy. I am exhausted every time I drive a mecha, unlike the Marshal, who has a strong spiritual sea and is still calm after getting off the mecha. 】

【In terms of the strength of the spiritual sea, it has to be that person...】

【Alas, he was once the first in energy depth, but now his spiritual sea is incomplete, which is too regrettable. 】

The marshal comforted the mermaid and gave her a few gifts in the live broadcast room: "Anchor, thank you very much!"

"No problem, no problem!"

The person who issued her a residence permit is now rewarding her in the live broadcast room. Mu Mu was very terrified:

"It's too expensive, so many gifts..."

"Anchor, your contribution far exceeds these gifts.

Many soldiers in the army said that after watching your live broadcast, they learned how to get along with mermaids and their counseling efficiency has been greatly improved. I thank you on their behalf!"

The marshal gave a standard military salute, and Mu Mu stood up, bent his waist and waved his hand:

"You're welcome!"

Mu Mu didn't relax until the live broadcast ended. He

was suddenly crowned with a particularly great honor...

Compared with the Marshal's solemn words, the trophy he received from the award ceremony was not worth mentioning.

"Is this what Mom meant, to get equal human status?" Mu Mu thought.

He restored the mermaid room and stepped on the ground. The feeling was very solid. Mu Mu stomped his feet a few times in surprise:

"The Marshal's mecha appeared from underground. The master also has a mecha. Could it be underneath?"

Mu Mu lay on the ground, looking for a crack in the ground that could be opened.

"Little housekeeper, where is the master's mecha hidden?"

From the contact point between Mu Mu's palm and the ground, a light path in the shape of a palm print emerged.

"Ding, identification successful, opening the mecha room."

"?" Mu Mu was about to speak when he suddenly felt weightless and fell to the ground.

"Ouch!"

Mu Mu fell on his back and rubbed his butt.

He looked back and saw the cold metal body in the center of the mecha room was motionless.

Mu Mu was caught off guard and met the mecha's eyes, and was startled: "You are here!"

"Whoosh--"

A very light sound came from above, and Mu Mu tilted his ear: "There is an airship?"

With the hearing of human form, he confirmed for a while: "I must have heard it wrong..."

*

"Admiral, did you leave something at home?"

Special Assistant Xu chased Wen Ming to the door: "I informed the destination of the business trip and postponed the meeting?"

Wen Ming stopped him outside the door: "Don't come in."

"I'll wait for you here!"

Wen Ming changed the settings on the optical computer, and when he opened the door, there was no "Welcome home" prompt sound.

Special Assistant Xu followed the gap in the door and saw the refrigerator in Wen Ming's home.

On this appliance, which is a must-have in every household, there is a huge fork sealed with a sealing tape.

There was also a piece of paper attached to the seal, with three big words in the middle: Guarantee.

'I promise not to look for food here. Even if I want to eat something, I have to press the emergency button to ask if I can eat it.

Ghostwriter: Wen Ming

Guarantee fish: Mu Mu (claw print)'

Assistant Xu couldn't help but smile and said to himself:

"The way the Admiral and Mu Mu get along is so interesting, unique in the interstellar, like a couple who share a house... Admiral?"

Assistant Xu looked at Wen Ming in confusion.

After opening the door, Wen Ming kept pushing the door, not going in, nor closing the door.

As if seeing a shocking scene...

Assistant Xu also looked into the house, everything was normal.

"Admiral, are you okay?"

Wen Ming rubbed his fingers on the door, stepped back a few steps, and closed the door very gently.

He turned around and walked past Special Assistant Xu: "Let's go, and come back within today."

"...Okay." Special Assistant Xu adjusted his glasses, hesitant and uncertain.

Am I seeing things? The Admiral is laughing?

He didn't even go into the house, what happened?

"Special Assistant Xu, are you running the official account of Wen's on the live broadcast platform?"

"Yes."

"Account password?"

"...I sent it to you."

*

When the masked anchor discussed Admiral Wen in the live broadcast, he said it was "off topic".

The hot posts about CP were immediately put into an awkward situation.

The person involved denied it himself. Not only did the CP fans stop supporting the couple, but some black fans who were eager to see the excitement also jumped out:

"Wen's external management has always been strict. Did they warn the masked anchor not to mess with Wen's?"

"It's very likely, otherwise why did the anchor go on air to clarify the matter the day after the ceremony? He got into trouble and was anxious."

"The masked anchor was a bit of a flatterer. He rushed to advertise for Wen's for free. In the end, Wen's chose a mermaid as the spokesperson."

"There's nothing to criticize about the mermaid language, but this time he really flattered them until he had nothing left.../小丑/"

"Only those with slow internet speeds are here to support the couple. Those with fast internet speeds have already moved to another battlefield to support the couple."

"What do you mean?" "

Zhilu Live Broadcast Platform Wen's official account [link]."

This official account usually only forwards content related to Wen's live broadcast room, but just now, it suddenly posted an original dynamic:

"We sincerely invite the 'Mermaid Language Simultaneous Interpretation' anchor to be the spokesperson for Wen's. Wen's looks forward to having the opportunity to cooperate with you."

Netizens who saw this dynamic could not believe their eyes:

"Which employee of Wen's did something wrong? How come the private message to the masked anchor was posted as a public dynamic?"

"If it was a work error, I would have withdrawn it long ago. I posted it like this on purpose!"

"I heard that someone slandered the masked anchor for unilaterally rubbing against Wen's, and then this side immediately stated that it was Wen's unilateral invitation? /Covering mouth and tears/"

"Fuck, blatant defense!"

"Fuck?" Special Assistant Xu also saw the content posted by the official account.

"Is this really sent by the admiral? What if the masked anchor does not respond as before, wouldn't it make the admiral a 'licker'?"

Special Assistant Xu thought more and more strangely, and knocked on Wen Ming's office.

"Go in."

"Admiral, the live broadcast platform can actually send private messages to the anchor."

Wen Ming's computer interface just stopped at the private message box, and he gave the door a look: "I know."

"Then... why not send a private message to the masked anchor first to inquire about the endorsement intention?"

Special Assistant Xu put on his glasses and said thoughtfully: "If you post a dynamic directly, it will be like you are specifically supporting the other party."

"I know."

"......?"

Wen Ming returned his attention to the computer: "Let's talk later. I'll make a voice call."

"Okay, okay."

Assistant Xu stepped out and gently closed the door.

Then he ran to a wall like crazy and banged his head a few times:

"Am I crazy or is this world crazy? Yesterday I laughed at that CP post for being groundless, but it turns out that I am the only joke!?"

He looked at the office door in a trance:

"The voice call that the admiral is going to make, the other party can't be the masked anchor?"

*

Inside the office.

"Hello, anchor."

"Um, hello...hiss?"

"The company received your reply to the private message. May I know if you are interested in cooperating in endorsement?"

"Ahem...you are...the person who helped me before the award ceremony?"

"Yes." Wen Ming raised the corners of his mouth, "Anchor, are you okay?"

"Nothing, nothing."

Mu Mu confirmed several times on the virtual screen that it was a voice call, not a video, and breathed a sigh of relief:

"Oh, yes, it was your company that sent the endorsement invitation."

"Yes, it's my company."