In the golden autumn of October, the sky is high and the air is fresh.
It should be a time of year when chrysanthemums bloom with pride and osmanthus blossoms are fragrant, yet here, the scenery is still lush and green, full of spring...
This is the Forest of Death. It is rumored that there are evil spirits in it. Anyone who comes into contact with it will die.
Rumors abound that anyone who approaches the Forest of Death will go mad within three days, and die within five. Occasionally, a Taoist priest would pass through the area and venture into its depths, only to find nothing.
For a time, people were in a panic and dared not approach the forest again to avoid offending the evil spirits. Then word spread, and no one cared about it anymore...
In the middle of the forest, there is a quiet plain surrounded by bamboo trees, with a deep pool and a well, calm and without ripples;
The emerald green grass is covered with a layer of red spider lilies, as red as blood, so bright and vivid...
A small wooden house is built on a large lotus-shaped tree that grows radially in all directions. It is warm to look at and cozy to live in.
In front of the door of the wooden house, a slender red figure was holding a wooden bowl and sitting casually and leisurely on a thick branch in front of the wooden house.
The naked jade feet swayed gently from time to time...
All of this demonstrates the leisurely and comfortable life of the owner of the wooden house.
Shen Wuyou devoured the last piece of fish in the wooden bowl in one gulp, then licked his lips with a feeling of unsatisfied satisfaction. He looked at the radish-sized ginseng spirit sitting next to him, his eyes glowing green.
"Hey, Carrot Head, let's discuss..."
"Don't even think about it!"
Carrot Head instinctively protected his wooden bowl behind him, and even his resolute tone couldn't hide the smell of corn grit in his mouth:
"No matter how you try to fool me this time, I won't be fooled again!"
Shen Wuyou's expression remained unchanged, his smile was gentle, yet it made people panic...
"Carrot head..."
She was about to say something skillfully, but suddenly she heard a loud noise from the sky. Before she could look up, she saw an unidentified object falling from her eyes and hitting the ground heavily.
“Bang!”
Fortunately, there was soft grass all around, so the smoke and dust were not raised several meters high.
but...
“Snap!”
Shen Wuyou stared in shock at the unidentified object that had created a huge crater before him. He was so stunned that he dropped his bowl and chopsticks to the ground before he came to his senses...
"What the hell! What the hell is this?!"
Damn, it almost hit me!
Throwing objects from high places is a capital crime! Do you have any sense of public morality?
Shen Wuyou cursed him a thousand times in his heart, then patted his chest and flew down from the tree...
That’s right, he was flying lightly with a tap of his toes—
Got down from the tree.
Want to ask why?
Haha... I don't know either, and I don't dare to ask. Anyway, I will be a monster when I wake up.
Although Shen Wuyou felt helpless, she was optimistic and open-minded, and had already gotten over it...
This is my first time being a demon, so I'll just consider it as a chance to gain experience~
Returning to the giant pit, Shen Wuyou looked inside curiously, but didn't find any meteorites or anything like that. Instead, he saw a gray figure that looked like a human...
Emma! Dumping a body from a high altitude?
How can this be?!
Shen Wuyou felt that his dignity as the Lord of the Forest had been challenged, so he immediately rolled up his sleeves and planned to go down and fish out the poor corpse...
Throw it back again!
She has always been a person who will not offend others if they do not offend me, and will return the favor to you if you offend me.
So throwing the object back along its original trajectory...she is totally capable of doing that.
After all, in this turbulent world where six realms coexist, corpses and the like are nothing new...
But when I looked down...
Emma, this little man is really handsome...
This figure, this face, this aloof and extraordinary aura that can be felt even with eyes closed...
Hey hey hey...
"Wuyou? Shen Wuyou? You big idiot!"
"what?!"
Shen Wuyou was interrupted while admiring the handsome man, and was in a very bad mood. So she grabbed the green tassel on Luotou's head and said viciously -
"You're getting bolder again, aren't you? You're itching for me to spank you?"
Carrot Head pointed at the corner of her mouth indifferently and said expressionlessly:
"He has a lewd expression on his face, and his saliva is flowing out."
Shen Wuyou subconsciously raised his hand to wipe it, but found nothing. He immediately revealed an extremely 'kind' smile and said in a sinister 'gentle' voice:
"Great! It seems like the little carrot head also wants to try the feeling of soaring into the sky..."
Hearing this, Carrot Head quickly struggled to get off the ground and quickly jumped to the side of the beautiful man who had fallen from the sky. He skillfully checked his breath and pulse...
Then he stroked his non-existent beard in an air of old age, imitated the serious look of the old doctor, nodded, and said:
"Don't worry, I'm still alive."
"Really?" Shen Wuyu was a little excited when he heard that.
Hearing this, the little carrot-head looked at her expressionlessly, as if saying in his heart -
Don’t you have any idea whether it is true or false?
I should have been lying in the moist soil, enjoying the sunshine and sniffing the fragrance of grass and trees, but you brought me here to check the breath and pulse of a bunch of lifeless "trash" for three years. It's time for me to learn, right?
The living are thrown away somewhere, and the dead are buried somewhere. It's almost like opening a one-stop funeral service shop...
While Luobotou was complaining non-stop, Shen Wuyou had already walked over and wiped the man's dusty face clean.
This way, it looks even more fair and attractive...
"Carrot Head...Are you lonely?"
She suddenly said this, and Luobotou was at a loss. He was stunned for a long time and said blankly:
"good..."
"Huh? That's good!" Shen Wu suddenly smiled cunningly and said slyly:
"From now on, this person is my little husband!"
Ohh ...
Once it’s in my hands, it’s mine!
What a pleasant surprise! Who could have thought that Shen Wuyou, who had been single for two lifetimes, would actually be destined for marriage?!
This little man who descended from the sky is really lovely~
Thank God for the gift!
Shen Wuyou had already picked the person up, while Luobotou was still standing there in a daze, his mouth wide open...
"Eh? No, Wuyou, wait a minute!"
Having regained his composure, Carrot Head quickly turned back to catch up with Shen Wuyou, his tone filled with anguish and grief—
"Stop it! Slow down, you superficial woman!"
"Hey! Wait for me..."
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