Hilarious Refreshing Novel: The Retort Expert Vicious Woman Goes Mad 9 to 5
Today's rating just came out, it will rise (another book in the same series has already reached 9.3).
(Hahahahaha, I was laughing while writing, laughing myself silly.)
(Super satisfying novel, female lead fights with both hands and words + female lead is silly + goes crazy + plays memes + light-hearted hilarious + never self-torments, goes crazy on others + male lead has main wife status, side chick's grace, brothel's style, outer chamber's tactics + both pure + married first then love)
Su Yuyan transmigrated.
And this body had been given a heavy dose of aphrodisiac.
So the freshly transmigrated her had to perform husband-wife rites with a man, or she would die violently. With the mindset that whether others live or die doesn't matter, she must survive no matter what, so she and Rui Wang...
Scene One
Rui Wang takes out a dagger and holds it to Su Yayan's neck: "Remove your hand from this king's jade belt, this king would rather die from the poison than use you as an antidote!"
Su Yuyan: "Whether you die or not doesn't matter, I have to live anyway. Since I can't resist, then close your eyes and enjoy it."
Scene Two
At the beginning, Rui Wang thinks: She dares to force this king?! This king won't marry such a rebellious woman, not even a divorced woman with a child! Let this king see who will marry such a thing!
Later, a certain prince shamelessly confesses deeply multiple times: "Yuyan, the most correct thing I've done in this lifetime is marrying you."
Su Yuyan: "Does your face hurt?"
A certain prince: "Whether my face hurts or not doesn't matter, as long as my heart doesn't hurt."
For more hilarious face-slapping scenes, please turn to the main text.
The entire text is seriously funny, with the female lead going crazy and mad.
The male lead falls first, and he is a supremely powerful love-brained man who sweetly pampers and chases his wife.