Chapter 101: You can be both weak and ugly, but also fat and short.
Zhao Linyuan: “......!”
"They say doctors have a compassionate heart. If I stood by and watched, you would definitely feel bad, right? You've already helped so many refugees, so just one more wouldn't be enough. So please take pity on me, a patient, and help me heal."
Su Yuyan glanced at the weight that was morally blackmailing her.
"Moral kidnapping? Then you're kidnapping me in vain, because I have neither kindness nor morality."
"The last time you came to see me, you started accusing me from a moral high ground. How dare you come to me for treatment now?"
Zhao Linyuan, who had searched for famous doctors but still couldn't cure his kidney deficiency, took a deep breath: When you live under someone's roof, you have to bow your head.
"Princess Rui, although Qingtang paid someone to spread rumors about you before, as a princess, you should be magnanimous and not treat the daughter of a minister with the same decency."
"Besides, she's already married and won't offend you again. Let's just put the past behind us! As a princess, you should be tolerant and magnanimous!"
Su Yuyan sneered.
"Wow~ There's an old saying that goes, 'You can't have your cake and eat it too,' but with you, not only can you be both frail and ugly, you can also be fat and short."
"There is no turning back the page in this princess's life, so roll over, big squash."
Zhao Linyuan blushed immediately.
"My father is the Marquis of Ningyuan! How dare you humiliate the son of an important official in the court like this! And I haven't even settled the score with you for slapping my sister several times the last time we met! Besides, if it weren't for you, how could my sister cry and marry a man she didn't like! All the misfortunes my sister has encountered are all because of you!"
"You are only the Princess of Rui, not the Crown Princess! Tomorrow I will have my father come before the Emperor and severely denounce you!"
Su Yuyan ignored his anger and turned to look at Shangguan Rao who had been lingering at the door of the mansion.
"Shangguan Rao, why are you still standing here?"
"When are you going to compete with this princess in the next event?!"
Su Yuyan shrugged.
"You just saw it too. That big squash threatened me, so I'm not in a good mood right now. So let's talk about the competition when I'm in a better mood."
"Then when are you in a good mood?"
Su Yuyan's eyes swept between Shangguan Rao and Zhao Linyuan, and then fell on Shangguan Rao, and her evil taste suddenly arose.
"Shangguan Rao, how are you feeling?"
"As long as I don't mess with you, I'm fine!"
Su Yuyan curled her lips.
"How about you lend me your good mood? That way I can compete with you in the next round."
Shangguan Rao: “?”
"How do you borrow mood?"
Su Yuyan shrugged.
"I'll beat you up, and if you're unhappy, then I'll be happy."
Shangguan Rao: “!!!”
Thinking about how he came to Prince Rui's Mansion yesterday to ask her when she planned to compete with him but didn't even see her, and coming again in person today but still no sign of it, Shangguan Rao was immediately furious with Su Yuyan.
She knew that if she didn't vent her anger today, she would suffer from insomnia when she lay in bed at night.
So, Shangguan Rao punched Zhao Linyuan in the face at the gate without knowing the truth.
"Princess Rui, that annoying person, just walked away without treating you! Why are you trying to spoil her mood by saying things like, 'A doctor's heart is kind,' and 'Let her be magnanimous?'"
"What did you mean by asking your father to report her? Now look what happened. You've directly delayed her competition with this princess!"
Zhao Linyuan was furious after being suddenly punched.
"Hey! Princess from another country! Why are you hitting someone?"
Shangguan Rao raised his hand and punched again.
"What's wrong with hitting me? You can ask your father to report me tomorrow!"
"This big squash has no other skills, but it's weird that it can only complain to dad!"
At the same time, Jiang Hanyu came out of the study and stood side by side with Su Yuyan.
"What is Yuyan doing?"
"Nothing, just watching some weaklings fighting each other."
Jiang Hanyu: "..."
My wife is unrivaled when it comes to making people angry.
Two noobs pecking each other at the gate of the mansion: "......!"
Zhao Linyuan didn't dare to fight back due to the other party's identity and could only run away in fear. Shangguan Rao, whose face was red and neck was thick with anger caused by Su Yuyan, followed closely behind him.
After they ran away, Su Yuyan looked at Jiang Hanyu.
"Has the prince finished handling government affairs?"
"Yeah. I went to look for Yuyan right after I finished my work, and learned from the servants that you were at the gate of the mansion."
"Then Zhao Linyuan came to you to treat kidney deficiency?"
Su Yuyan said.
"Well, if I don't treat him, he will settle all the old and new grudges against me."
"Are you angry with Yuyan? Should I arrange for someone to beat him up?"
Su Yuyan laughed.
"That's unnecessary. He has kidney yin deficiency and insufficient kidney qi. There's no point for a man to live like this."
"Besides, his verbal attacks are nothing to me. He's not as foul-mouthed as me and can't say anything more than I do."
Jiang Hanyu squatted down.
"The palace is huge. It takes a quarter of an hour to walk from the main gate to the main courtyard. I'll carry Yuyan back."
Su Yuyan jumped onto his back without any pretense.
Jiang Hanyu asked, holding his wife's delicate buttocks steadily.
"How did Yuyan scold him just now?"
"What I said just now was this: There's an old saying that you can't have your cake and eat it too, but you're both frail and ugly, and fat and short all go hand in hand."
Jiang Hanyu laughed.
"Yuyan's mouth is definitely more than qualified for the position of Censor."
Returning to the bedroom, Su Yuyan took out a copy of "Yuanheng Horse Healing Collection" from the space and started reading.
Jiang Hanyu sat next to her.
"Is Yuyan planning to put the competition on the agenda?"
Su Yuyan leaned on his shoulder.
"How can the prince's brain work so quickly~"
"I have nothing to do, so I plan to have a horse race with Shangguan Rao in two days."
"Although I'm an excellent rider, the people of Yuheng Country are better at riding and shooting, so I plan to spend the next two days learning more about horse training. Horses are very intelligent animals, not only have amazing memories, but also rich emotions. If I can gain their approval, I will be their best friend."
Jiang Hanyu spoke softly.
"I know some tricks for training horses. If Yuyan wants to learn, I'm always happy to teach her."
Su Yuyan nodded.
"I need to learn. Wait until the prince finishes his morning court tomorrow and teach me step by step."
"Aside from dogs, horses are the most loyal animals to humans. There are about 240 acupoints on a horse's body. Today I have to memorize which acupoints will make the horse feel comfortable and help me build a close relationship with it, and then practice them myself tomorrow."
Jiang Hanyu looked at his wife with love.
"A glimpse of the whole picture reveals a small part. Now I can imagine how outstanding Yuyan was in her previous era."
Su Yuyan's smile is as beautiful as a flower.
"It will be cloudy. As a reward, Your Highness, when you have time tomorrow, write 500 words praising me."
The next evening, Jiang Hanyu, who had finished his work in the study, immediately found Su Yuyan and handed her a piece of folded rice paper.
Su Yuyan took the rice paper and unfolded it. What caught her eye was the 500-word compliment she had casually said yesterday:
Looking at your demeanor, you are as bright as the moon among the clouds and as dazzling as the waves of lotus.
When she opens her lips, the fragrance of orchids and irises rises; when she turns her sleeves, the sound of jade and jade pebbles echoes. Her talent is comparable to that of chanting about catkins, her virtue surpasses that of plucking apples. Her delicate hands can stir a spoon, and her wise heart can weave brocade, illuminating the stars.
Yuyan's virtue is like the bright moon in the sky, shining on all sides. You care about the people and are concerned about the common people. You are not just a beauty in the boudoir, but a hero of heaven and earth.
After reading it word by word, Su Yuyan smiled, not expecting that what she had just said casually yesterday was actually written by him today.
"Not just a beauty of the boudoir, but a hero of heaven and earth? Your Highness has the nerve to write about it, but I am too embarrassed to read it."
Jiang Hanyu spoke from the bottom of his heart.
"Yuyan is compassionate and supports the weak and the needy; she is steadfast and loyal, as strong as pine and bamboo, and she deserves every word in these five hundred words. For Yuyan, even if I had the Xuanji map in my hand, I could not depict even a fraction of her."
Su Yuyan's smile was as beautiful as a peach blossom.
"Don't say that, you really shouldn't say that. It's just nice to hear that. No wonder everyone loves to be flattered."
"Since it was written by the prince himself, I must keep it as a treasure."
Seeing that she liked it, Jiang Hanyu was very gentle.
"If Yuyan likes it, I can write her a different letter every day."
Su Yuyan laughed so hard that she fell forward and backward.
"These five hundred words are already amazing, and each day is a different one? I didn't expect the prince to be a 'Kuafu'~"
"Not only is the prince busy with government affairs every day, but he also takes care of me personally. He's really tired at the end of the day, so there's no need to do this every day. Scarcity makes things valuable, so these five hundred words are quite good."
"By the way, I've memorized the horse training techniques that the prince taught me, and I now know the horse's comfortable position. The prince will send someone to Shangguan Rao tomorrow to deliver a message: there will be a horse race at the Royal Stables the day after tomorrow afternoon."
Jiang Hanyu nodded slightly.
"Yuyan, you don't know. After the morning court yesterday, my father specifically called me to the imperial study to ask me when I was going to compete with Shangguan Rao again."
"Father also said that if you lose, he'll be willing to take 20,000 taels from his private treasury to cover the bet for you. He mainly wants to see you go crazy and piss people off, because he thinks the sight of you finding ways to piss people off is more exciting than any other show."
Su Yuyan: “…”
The next afternoon, at the Royal Stables.
Golden sunlight shone on the sand of the Royal Stables, flags fluttered all around, and the civil and military officials watching the battle held their breath.
This is not just a horse race, but also a turbulent contest between the two countries - the duel between the princess of the country and the princess of the enemy country has long surpassed the battle of equestrian skills.
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