Chapter 103 You Old Soy Sauce
Today's horse racing directly concerns the interests and reputation of the two countries, so when Shangguan Rao used a dirty trick on Su Yuyan just now, the old emperor in the spectator seats was also furious.
It is true that the old emperor has always been a peace advocate because he could not bear to see countless people being devastated by war, but he is not a coward. So at this moment, the emperor not only did not interfere with Su Yuyan's actions, but instead stared at Su Yuyan's every move with his eyes as wide as copper bells.
He felt more comfortable than ever before because Su Yuyan was around.
Besides, Su Yuyan had just helped him win a city without any soldiers, so how could the emperor not be happy?
Furthermore, leaving aside the perspective of the country and identity, the old emperor just liked to watch Su Yuyan, this rare thing, making irritating remarks.
However, now that he witnessed her beating the enemy princess so skillfully in public, the emperor was stunned and a little surprised that she had exposed everything.
The women in the emperor's harem all smiled on the surface, but cursed behind his back. They acted like good sisters but stabbed him in the back in private, all using shady tricks. The emperor, who had never seen such a scene, couldn't sit still in the audience.
So, the emperor who was sitting in the audience stood up and walked towards Su Yuyan.
In fact, there is another very important point. The emperor in the audience only saw Su Yuyan speak when she was punching Shangguan Rao in the face and pricking Shangguan Rao with a needle, but because of the distance, the emperor did not hear what irritating words she said.
This aroused the emperor's curiosity.
Seeing her going crazy and getting addicted to arguing with people, the emperor walked up to Su Yuyan and took the lead in stating his position.
"I just watch and don't say anything."
"Just pretend that I don't exist around you."
Su Yuyan: “…”
Is the title of ruler so abstract?
It's still soy sauce.
After complaining in her heart, Su Yuyan led the white horse over.
"Good boy, watch carefully. She just whipped you once, and now I'm going to slap her ten times."
The emperor looked at Su Yuyan, then looked at the white horse that Su Yuyan was leading over.
Just light soy sauce?
Or is it revenge for the animals? And let the animals watch?
So abstract, but also so satisfying...
Not long after he finished speaking to the white horse, Shangguan Rao, who had been pricked by Su Yuyan several times, woke up again.
As soon as Shangguan Rao woke up, Su Yuyan grabbed his collar again and punched him unconscious, saying, "Young people have good health and fall asleep as soon as they lie down."
After knocking her unconscious with a punch, Su Yuyan expressionlessly searched for a blood vessel and gave her an acupuncture while saying to her in a friendly way, "Sleep like crazy, wake up and have fun."
The emperor, who finally heard what Su Yuyan said after beating and acupuncturing people, covered his face and tried to hold back his laughter but still couldn't help laughing out loud - the daughter-in-law has to move around more often, and Prince Rui and his wife have to be summoned to the palace to accompany him more often in the future.
Listening to the emperor's very restrained laughter, Su Yuyan showed an expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone on the subway and looked at the emperor.
Seeing Su Yuyan looking at him, the emperor coughed twice.
"Last night, Concubine Xian sang and played the piano for me. I still feel happy when I think about it now."
"You continue, I won't think about happy things anymore."
After he finished speaking, the emperor covered his mouth tightly with both hands.
Looking at the emperor's shaking shoulders, Su Yuyan had the following six things to say: "..."
I know you're happy to have won both the city and your reputation, but you're the ruler of a country after all, so you should be a little more respectful...
Seeing that the emperor switched from 'ring mode' to 'vibrate mode', Su Yuyan rolled her eyes.
You old soy sauce.
After taking a look at Jiang Hanyu who was standing in front of Shangguan Jue in the audience, Su Yuyan waited calmly for Shangguan Rao to wake up again.
After repeating the cycle of "falling asleep immediately" and "sleeping until you're numb and having fun" several times, Shangguan Rao lost two of her teeth.
When Shangguan Rao woke up for the eleventh time, having learned from the ten previous experiences, she immediately used all her strength to pull out the cricket pupae and stay as far away from Su Yuyan as possible.
"How could you, who grew up in the countryside, be unrivaled in incense making and also excel in horseback riding?! It's impossible!"
"The only explanation that makes sense is that he's possessed by an evil spirit!"
Xiu'er took a few steps forward.
"Since ancient times, masters have always been among the common people. Why are you trying to bring up demons and monsters when you're not as skilled as others?"
Su Yuyan watched the cricket pupa twist and crawl a long distance away, and walked forward with a sneer.
"So, you're planning to find a Taoist priest to meet me?"
"I'm going to look for the headmaster of Mount Taixu—Master Taiji Miaofa. Do you dare?"
Su Yuyan smiled.
"I am upright and I am not afraid of my shadow. What should I be afraid of?"
"But if the Taoist priest you invited cannot accept me, you must pay me the redemption silver."
"Okay, how much do you want?"
Su Yuyan stretched out a slap.
"How could the Princess of Dafeng allow you to so freely accuse and slander me? Therefore, the ransom is fifty thousand taels of gold."
The moment Su Yuyan stretched out her hand to slap him, Shangguan Rao instinctively trembled again and again... Seeing that she was not going to hit him, Shangguan Rao's eyes instantly widened like copper bells.
"Fifty thousand taels of gold?! Why don't you just go and rob them?!"
"I'm just trying to rob you. It's up to you whether you want to give me the money or not. If you don't give me the money, you'll never know what I am."
Shangguan Rao: “!!!”
"I'll give it to you! I don't believe that a country bumpkin like you could be both proficient in making incense and good at riding if you really don't have any tricks!"
Su Yuyan, who loved to make a fuss, rubbed her hands excitedly - the money she earned was like it came from the wind.
"Then take out the fifty thousand taels of gold notes and let me see them first."
"I didn't bring that much money with me on this mission to Dafeng, but I can write you an IOU. If you're worried, I'll have my eldest brother sign the IOU as a guarantor."
Su Yuyan's jade-white hands stroked her chin.
"Okay, as usual, we'll sign the agreement as agreed earlier. Your brother, the emperor, who serves as the guarantor, must also sign the agreement."
"After signing and sealing, I will wait for the Tai Chi Master you mentioned to come to the Rui Palace."
The emperor, with a look of "there's something exciting to watch" on his face, immediately sent someone to bring pen, ink, paper and inkstone.
The emperor didn't care at all about whether it was evil or not.
The emperor mainly wanted to see what kind of sparks would fly between the famous Taiji Miaofa Zhenren and Dafeng's number one crazy woman. Would the Taiji Miaofa Zhenren be overwhelmed by this crazy wife's Taoism-1-1-1-1-1-1-1......
After both parties signed the agreement, Su Yuyan waved to Jiang Hanyu in the spectator seat, signaling him to come over.
Shangguan Rao also waved to Shangguan Jue in the audience, signaling him to come over.
Shangguan Jue rushed over, grabbed Shangguan Rao's wrist through her clothes and wanted to go to the hospital for treatment.
Shangguan Jue was furious at seeing his sister, whom he had cherished since childhood and feared so much as to melt in his heart, being beaten like this. However, he had just seen clearly from the spectator seats that it was his sister who had used a dirty trick on the opponent first, so he had no reason to get angry!
"Let's go, my brother will take you to the hospital for treatment."
Shangguan Rao went straight to the point and told Shangguan Jue that she had signed another agreement with Su Yuyan.
Jiang Hanyu, who heard this, covered his face.
My wife really loves to play.
It doesn’t matter. No matter what emergencies occur, I have the ability and strength to protect my wife.
Shangguan Jue, on the other hand, looked very disappointed.
"Royal sister, you've been defeated by her twice, why are you still entangled with her?"
"Royal brother, that's exactly why I want to understand! Forget about making incense. She lives in the countryside among flowers, trees, soil, and springs. She understands and comprehends nature better than I do. But my riding skills were taught by the most outstanding and brave general of our Yuheng Kingdom. How could I be inferior to a country bumpkin who was raised in the countryside?!"
"Isn't this unbelievable?! Anyway, I seriously suspect she used some kind of sorcery to make a deal with an evil spirit, and then attracted a powerful evil spirit to enter her body, which is why she is so powerful! It's easy to invite a spirit, but it's hard to send it away, let alone a ghost! So wait for the Tai Chi Miaofa Master to arrive, and then the truth will be revealed!"
Seeing that his sister had already signed the agreement with the other party, Shangguan Jue no longer said anything to blame his sister and offend her, but also signed the agreement "I voluntarily act as a guarantor".
Moreover, he was puzzled and shocked by Su Yuyan's amazing riding skills:
His younger sister whipped the white horse hard, but Su Yuyan not only managed to keep her balance and avoid falling off the horse, but also managed to calm down and turn the tide! Her ability to remain calm in the face of danger and her amazing riding skills crushed all the noble ladies he knew!
This certainly doesn't seem like something a country bumpkin who grew up in the countryside would do!
They can all think of using witchcraft to control Jiang Hanyu, so it is not impossible for Su Yuyan to use some means to lead the evil spirit into her body!
So my sister’s suspicion is reasonable!
Anyway, after my sister puts the Tongxin Gu on Jiang Hanyu, all the lost face can be recovered!
The agreement signed between him and Jiang Huaijin only said that Su Yuyan could not be killed, but did not say that Su Yuyan could not be tortured!
At that time, he will use Jiang Hanyu who is poisoned to torture Su Yuyan severely to avenge his sister!
Thinking of this, Shangguan Jue took Shangguan Rao away.
After they left, Su Yuyan looked at Jiang Hanyu.
"Your Highness, have you heard of the Master of Taiji Miaofa from Mount Taixu? Who is he?"
Jiang Hanyu was about to speak when the emperor beside him beat him to the punch.
"Taixu Mountain is a thousand-year-old Taoist vein that is well-known throughout this continent. The current Immortal is over seventy years old, has profound Taoist practice, and is renowned throughout the world. What's more, there are also legends that have spread the secret of immortality."
"No one in power wants to live forever, so I am quite interested in the Master of Taiji Miaofa."
Seeing that the emperor showed no fear of the evil spirits and was full of excitement about what was to come, Jiang Hanyu had the following six points to say: "..."
Su Yuyan looked at the emperor who was so excited that he learned to answer quickly, and couldn't help rolling her eyes.
"Father really believes in immortality?"
The emperor replied.
"I'm half-believing, half-doubting. Throughout the dynasties, many emperors have sought out Taoists to make elixirs, but none have achieved immortality. Therefore, I'm keeping a close eye on several famous immortals and Taoist priests. If one day they do achieve immortality, I'll devote everything I have to follow them."
Su Yuyan: “…”
"Now that the competition is over, your daughter-in-law will not delay your father from returning to the palace to handle government affairs."
Seeing that she was about to return home, the emperor said with great joy.
"Princess Su of Rui Wang is virtuous and intelligent, and has rendered meritorious service in assisting the emperor. I am deeply pleased and offer this special reward: a plate of oriental pearls, a pair of emerald ruyi (ruyi-shaped) jewels, ten phoenix hairpins inlaid with red gold and rubies, a set of seven-colored glazed lamps, one hundred pieces of cloud brocade, a tribute jade Buddha from the Western Regions, two night-shining pearls, two coral trees, and five thousand taels of silver... I order the Ministry of Internal Affairs to deliver them immediately. I hereby decree."
Su Yuyan's face lit up with joy, and she found the old emperor particularly pleasing to the eye, so she decisively withdrew her eye roll.
"The daughter-in-law thanks the emperor for the reward."
The next day, after lunch, Jiang Hanyu said to Su Yuyan.
"Yuyan, as an emperor, if you expand the territory during your reign, it will definitely leave a significant mark in history books. Therefore, the emperor is very pleased. Father will hold a Linde Banquet in the palace for you the day after tomorrow as a reward."
"The Emperor has also informed your father and mother to attend the Linde Banquet the day after tomorrow."
Su Yuyan smiled widely.
"The Linde Banquet was originally a traditional banquet for meritorious officials, but later evolved into a banquet of the highest standard to honor women of the imperial family. Furthermore, the protagonist of this banquet could wear a nine-died crown and ride a golden phoenix sedan chair into the palace."
Jiang Hanyu's face was full of doting.
"You will receive all the honors you deserve. Father has ordered the ladies from the Imperial Palace Bureau to come to the palace at 3:00 PM to measure and record the data, and then customize a Nine-Di Crown for you."
"Yuyan is the first woman to enjoy the Linde Banquet since the founding of Dafeng."
Su Yuyan's eyebrows were curved.
"My father treats me quite well. He has gifted me with so many rare treasures and even specially held a Linde Banquet for me."
"Oh, by the way, in order to prevent my beautiful mood from being affected by others, Su Lao Er cannot appear at my Linde Banquet the day after tomorrow."
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