Chapter 107 I am not really an evil thing, but you are really a waste, little princess!
Opening the wooden box, Su Yuyan picked up the peach wood sword and looked at it again and again.
"The wood looks a bit old."
The young disciple couldn't help but respond.
"That's right. This peach wood sword is made from the century-old peach wood from our Taixu Mountain."
Su Yuyan handed the peach wood sword to Zhang Yuanyi.
"In that case, Taoist priest, you recite the spell, and when it comes to the exorcism part, I will grab the peach wood sword and stab myself."
"I don't trust others to prick me, so I prick myself and it doesn't hurt much."
Young disciple: "..."
Zhang Yuanyi: “…”
Zhang Yuan, who had received so much money, thought for a moment and decided to fulfill her wish.
He held the sword's spine with his left hand using the Thunder Seal, and shook the sword violently with his right hand, causing the sword tassel to explode like a flame.
Zhang Yuanyi turned around and took a step forward, with the tip of the sword slanting upwards, and began to mutter something.
After hearing him finish the spell, Su Yuyan stood up, grabbed the peach wood sword, and stabbed herself...
After stabbing her more than ten times, Su Yuyan looked at Shangguan Rao.
"You're still trapped and unable to move, so there's no doubt about the Taoist master's ability. A highly accomplished Taoist master wouldn't chant false spells to blaspheme the Taoist principles. Furthermore, this peach wood sword is made of a hundred-year-old peach wood. I stabbed myself more than a dozen times right before your eyes without losing my focus."
"What does this mean? It means you're blind! You mistook a fairy for an evil creature!"
Shangguan Rao just yelled the word "you" when Su Yuyan ignored and interrupted him.
Su Yuyan looked directly at the young disciple.
"I see a jar in this wooden box. Is that black dog blood?"
The young disciple nodded.
"Yes."
Su Yuyan pointed at the jar.
"It's disgusting to pour black dog blood on me. So, take the can and pour it on my hand."
"You guys collected so much money, and you've got a set of three exorcisms. No matter where you go in the future, no one will find fault with you."
After saying that, she turned and looked at Xiu'er.
"Xiu'er, take the servants and get ready."
Xiu'er went to carry out the order with the swiftness of her feet.
The little disciple who was called out was shocked by my whole family: "!!!"
No, you are serious!
First they put up talismans, then they stabbed me with peach wood swords, and now they want to pour black dog blood!
What else is there to pour? You are so crazy, which evil spirit dares to possess you? Which evil spirit can subdue you?
Just as the little disciple was complaining in his heart, Xiu'er came back with two maids.
Xiu'er placed the basin in front of Su Yuyan.
Su Yuyan rolled up her long sleeves, exposing her hands completely, and then stretched them over the copper basin.
"Pour it on."
The young disciple opened the lid and poured the black dog blood onto Su Yuyan's white little hands.
The young disciple was dumbfounded throughout the whole process, and his jaw seemed to be dislocated and he couldn't retract it!
After Su Yuyan called for a stop, the two maids following Xiu'er immediately came forward with another copper basin and washed Su Yuyan's hands carefully.
Seeing that the little disciple in front of her couldn't close his jaw for a long time, Su Yuyan chuckled.
"Why that expression? My actions today were too explosive?"
The young disciple nodded rapidly.
Su Yuyan continued.
"How explosive is it? More explosive than a poison doctor poisoning himself, a county magistrate suing himself, or an executioner who had just executed someone else on the execution ground yelling 'I'm going to die' and then slitting his own throat?"
Young disciple: “!!!!!!”
"Princess, you are much more explosive than the above behavior."
"The above situation is just explosive behavior, but you are not only capable of doing such explosive things, but also saying such explosive words. It is a double explosion of behavior and words."
The little disciple's summary made Su Yuyan laugh so hard that her body shook.
After stopping her smile and calming down, Su Yuyan looked at Shangguan Rao.
"The blood was pure black dog blood, and it did come into direct contact with my skin, yet I didn't react at all. Although you spent twenty thousand taels of gold to invite the Taoist priest down the mountain, you also witnessed the exorcism process with talisman paper, peach wood swords, and black dog blood, so your money wasn't wasted."
"Now that the exorcism procedures are complete, let's get back to business."
"Shangguan Rao, listen to me carefully: I always defeated you in our previous competitions based on my strength. I'm not truly evil, but you are truly useless, little princess!"
"Everyone will die, so we are all prefabricated ghosts. How dare you set up a trap for me? Eat less salt in the future. Look how idle you are!"
Shangguan Rao's chest heaved violently with anger.
"Ahhh! How dare you call me trash!"
Su Yuyan is quick to follow advice.
"It's okay to be useless, but being able to vent your anger is already a great achievement."
"It's okay to be too useless. Just eat more in the future. Because as long as you eat yourself until you're plump enough, no one will be able to look down on you!"
Shangguan Rao was furious.
"Su! Yu! Yan! Shut up!"
Su Yuyan scratched her ears which were hurting from the shock.
"Just shut up for now. You have such a loud voice, and it sounds like your menstrual flow is very heavy. You are so angry, aren't you afraid of anemia?"
After speaking, Su Yuyan looked at Zhang Yuanyi.
"Master, these two brothers and sisters have experienced your strength firsthand for quite some time, and I'm sure they won't dare to do it again."
"If you let them go, that useless little snack, no, useless little princess will have to write me an IOU."
"Having this kind of loser in my house—the one who can't compete, can't win an argument, and yet is the best at roaring incompetence—is really bringing down our family's status. So, as soon as the IOU was written, I immediately told them to 'go out and ask them to go.'"
Zhang Yuanyi: “......!”
The fighting power of her mouth is so explosive!
Fortunately, I didn't provoke her from the beginning, otherwise I would have been scolded by her. Daoxing-1-1-1-1-1-1... With her mouth, not to mention that a Taoist would be defeated, even if a Buddhist monk came, I'm afraid she would scold him to the point of throwing out his relics...
"No problem. I will release my control over them right away."
Being pointed at in public and called a waste, Shangguan Rao, who had been able to call the shots in Yuheng Kingdom since childhood, really couldn't swallow this humiliation.
"Su Yuyan, how dare you insult this princess again and again! Do you dare to fight with this princess?"
Hearing that she was going to provoke Su Yuyan again, Shangguan Jue said sternly.
"What are you fighting for?! That's it! We'll leave after we write the IOU!"
Shangguan Rao's eyes turned red with anger.
"Royal brother! She's already pointing her finger at me and scolding me, yet you're not standing with me and telling me to just endure it?! What are you thinking? We have countless war horses in the Yuheng Kingdom, how could we possibly be afraid of them?"
Seeing that Shangguan Rao could idle and scold his teammates, and could also jump over the tower and give away kills, Su Yuyan couldn't help but applaud and praise him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I treat you like a human, but you insist on proving to me that you're a pig! You've been defeated time and time again, yet you're still so self-assured?"
"You can fight, if you want. Let me stake a city. Since you're so eager to give it to me, I'll win another city as a birthday gift for my father."
"This time I'm also going to put up a city as a bet. Let's take the Jinyang City I won a few days ago. How about it? This is a big bet. Are you still willing to play?"
The emperor, who was covering his mouth to hold back his laughter, was stunned when he heard Su Yuyan's words, "Then I will win another city as a birthday gift for my father." It seemed as if his soul was struck.
When she won the city, the first thing she thought of was giving me a birthday gift?
The imperial family is the most ruthless. The emperor, who has seen all kinds of scenes, has never seen such a scene.
Therefore, at this moment, the emperor's face showed three parts of shock, three parts of joy, and four parts of emotion.
Seeing the emperor's expression, Jiang Hanyu said: "......"
My wife's emotional intelligence is so high that she can control everyone.
When she wants to participate in the social world, she can coax you into a fetus with just a few words. If she doesn't want to participate in the social world, she can choke you speechless with just one word...
When Shangguan Jue heard that the battle was about to start from another city, he immediately spoke in a strong voice.
"Raorao! Just write the IOU! We'll leave after you finish!"
Seeing that Shangguan Jue, who had always loved her, was suddenly so strict, Shangguan Rao did not dare to act rashly again. Without saying a word, she picked up the pen and began to write the IOU.
Taking the signed receipt, Su Yuyan smiled like a spring flower.
"The interest rate is one cent a day. Pay it back as soon as possible."
Her simple words made Shangguan Rao furious again.
"What? One cent a day?! How is this any different from robbery?"
Su Yuyan spoke in a calm tone.
"You don't understand this, I'm teaching you to pay for your lesson."
"You are afraid of ghosts, but they didn't hurt you at all. You are not afraid of people, but I hurt you all over."
"So, have you learned from your mistakes, you foreign, prefabricated idiot?"
Shangguan Rao was so angry that tears came to her eyes.
Seeing that she was crying again, Su Yuyan picked up the yellow talisman on the table and hit Shangguan Rao on the chest.
"Since you think everyone looks like a ghost, I'll give you this talisman to ward off evil."
Shangguan Rao cried even louder.
Shangguan Jue glanced at Su Yuyan, grabbed Shangguan Rao's wrist through her clothes and left Prince Rui's Mansion.
After the brother and sister left, Zhang Yuanyi also stood up.
"I am leaving now."
Su Yuyan winked at Jiang Hanyu, then set her sights on Zhang Yuanyi.
"I'll see the Taoist off."
After leaving the living room, Su Yuyan spoke.
"Master, may I have a word with you?"
Zhang Yuan nodded slightly and asked the young disciple to wait for him there.
After turning right and walking twenty steps, Jiang Hanyu dismissed all the servants around him.
After they were the only three left around, Su Yuyan went straight to the point.
"So, Taoist Priest..."
Zhang Yuanyi understood and answered truthfully.
"The people here need you, that's why you come."
"Besides, you and she have the same name and appearance, and you are inextricably linked."
"That's all I have to say."
After saying that, Zhang Yuan turned around and walked back.
However, after walking a few steps, Zhang Yuanyi stopped, looked back, and spoke again.
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
