Chapter 37 If justice can be late, what’s wrong with me being late?
Su Yuyan is possessed by the movie queen.
"Oh, I see. My father is a man of few means. His salary is only enough to keep everyone in the general's mansion well fed and clothed. That's why the tea in the mansion is only old tea from last year or the year before."
"Your Highness, you are a royal family member. You must only drink fresh tea. Did you drink my old tea today and get an upset stomach?"
"In that case, I will ask the court physician to come and see the Crown Prince."
Jiang Huaijin was furious.
"How can drinking stale tea cause my butthole to hurt? Someone must have added something to the tea or the toilet paper!"
"The people in the General's Mansion are so bold! How dare they treat me like this!"
Su Yuyan's face was filled with fear.
"Your Highness, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. Even though my family is a military officer and their brains aren't as sharp as those of a civil servant, no one in our mansion would be so foolish as to harm Your Highness in our own family! Isn't that courting death?"
"Your Highness, please sit down for a moment. I will have the servants go and ask the court physician to come and see if anything has been added to the tea."
The numbing and severe pain in his anus made Jiang Huaijin unable to sit still.
He also felt that his anus was getting more and more painful, and it seemed to be bleeding.
For him, the most urgent thing was to go to the palace immediately to seek treatment from the imperial physician.
So Jiang Huaijin said to his guards.
"You two, one of you will take the teacup I just drank from, and the other will go to the toilet and get all the toilet paper."
After giving orders to the guards, Jiang Huaijin stood up and waved his sleeves.
"I'll go to the palace right now and have everyone in the Imperial Hospital check if there's anything wrong with the tea and toilet paper! If there's any, I'll report it to the General's Office!"
After Jiang Huaijin left, Xiu'er leaned over and whispered in Su Yuyan's ear.
"Don't worry, young lady. I only sprayed the top two sheets of toilet paper with pepper spray. His Royal Highness has already used them and thrown them away. The ones the guards will take later have not been tampered with."
Su Yuyan teased deliberately.
"Xiu'er, how do you manage to be both socially anxious and terrify society?"
Xiuer: “!!!”
"Miss, please stop teasing me."
Su Yuyan put away the teasing look on her face.
"Not bad, not bad. Perverted and immoral, just what I like."
Xiu'er scratched her head embarrassedly.
"My lady's ferocious behavior yesterday taught me a lot. Everyone knew what she was thinking about the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince's open visit to my lady would surely spread like wildfire, even reaching the ears of His Royal Highness Prince Rui. All men care about their reputation, let alone a prince."
"If the young lady had not immediately gone to His Royal Highness Prince Rui to confront the issue directly after the Crown Prince left yesterday, but had instead chosen to ignore him, His Royal Highness Prince Rui would have certainly harbored resentment towards the young lady because of this incident. Therefore, I believe that your madness is just a protective shield, and wisdom is your true nature."
"Even if the young lady's straightforward behavior when she went to Prince Rui's mansion yesterday was purely to act crazy, I now think that being a slightly abnormal person is not bad either."
"Young lady is so crazy, this servant must quickly transform into a crazy maid, so that I can continue to serve Young lady and not be replaced by others."
Su Yuyan lifted Xiu'er's chin with her slender fingers.
"Xiu'er, the young lady really likes you more and more."
Xiu'er's face turned red as fire after being teased by her master.
"Miss, please stop teasing me."
"I have been blessed by Madam's kindness since I was young, and I will swear to be loyal to you till death."
Su Yuyan smiled slightly.
"Good girl, from now on, no matter who you like, tell me. Even if he's the eldest son of a noble family, I'll force the melon off you. Although a forced melon isn't sweet, it's enough to quench your thirst."
Xiuer: “!!!”
I only understand one percent of the lady's madness!
Just when Xiu'er was driven to a new level of insanity by her master, she heard her master speak again.
"Of course, if you are a girl with dreams and want to be His Majesty's woman, I can arrange it for you."
"Miss Xin, enjoy the infinite."
Xiu Er: “!!!!!!”
She thought for a moment, then quickly moved closer to her lady.
So she boldly opened the microphone and expressed her true feelings.
"Miss, His Majesty has three thousand beauties in his harem. Even this iron rod can be ground into a needle... What do you think I need that little thing for? To embroider..."
"This servant is in a lifelong bond and has no intention of marrying. I only want to be loyal and serve the young lady for the rest of my life."
Su Yuyan was stunned.
Is this what it means when people keep company with vermilion, they become redder; when people keep company with beauty, they become crazy?
"You are such a clever little girl, I like it."
After being praised several times by her master, Xiu'er blushed and went to make tea for Su Yuyan.
When Ling Feng reported to Jiang Hanyu word for word how Jiang Huaijin went to find Su Yuyan in the morning, but ended up running out of the general's mansion with his buttocks clamped between his legs and jumping three times in a row and heading straight for the palace.
Jiang Hanyu covered his face and almost laughed out loud.
His fiancée can not only show kindness to the lower classes, but also lead those around her on her own.
At three quarters past noon, Su Yuyan, who was taking a sound nap, was woken up by Xiu'er.
Xiu'er was crying inconsolably at this time.
"Miss, the Empress has sent a maid to invite you into the palace. She's waiting in the reception room."
"What should I do, young lady? The Queen must have come to see you about the Crown Prince."
"It's all my fault. I couldn't help but use laxatives and anti-wolf spray on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, which is why the Empress is here to question me."
"Wuwuwu... It was this servant who acted presumptuously against His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and harmed the young lady. I will go to the Queen and explain everything and die in apology."
Su Yuyan offered comforting words.
"This has nothing to do with you."
"The Queen summoned me over at this time simply because I had revealed the Crown Prince's request for me to drug Prince Rui, and now the Crown Prince is being criticized by thousands of people."
"She must be trying to use some benefits to get me to come forward and help clarify things. After all, this is the quickest way to restore the Crown Prince's reputation."
Xiu'er felt so guilty.
"Really? Miss, you are not trying to comfort me, are you? Wuwuwu... Miss, please forgive me this time. I will never dare to cause trouble to you again."
Su Yuyan spoke softly.
"Silly girl, you risked death to avenge the Crown Prince to the best of your ability just to vent my anger. How could I not know that you would risk your life for me?"
"Okay, your lady can be anyone's sister, so no one can touch you."
"Who would be so kind as to disturb others' dreams all afternoon? Your young lady hasn't woken up yet and needs to catch up on some sleep. Since the Queen is not a kind person, let her wait until I wake up naturally."
Xiu'er: "......"
"But Miss... the other party is the Queen, it would be bad if you delay going."
Su Yuyan said.
"If justice is late, what's wrong with me being late too?"
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