Inside a palace, the retired emperor craned his neck to peer inside, his eyes darting around, and tried to get a little closer.
"Father!" The Emperor sat calmly in his chair, frowning as he looked at the Retired Emperor with obvious disapproval.
The person who was called back showed no shame for trying to peep. After strolling back, he gossiped to the emperor:
"Aren't you curious that this dog can turn into a human?"
"He was once a human, but was turned into a dog by evil magic used by monks and Taoists. Father, you must be careful with your words from now on, lest you hurt the feelings of those who have rendered meritorious service."
The emperor said indifferently, but in his heart he thought, no wonder the black dog was relaying the message to the God of Wealth, it was probably because the God of Wealth promised the dog that it could turn back into a human.
The retired emperor stroked his beard and changed the subject:
"It would be great if we could really turn back into humans, but we'd have to put in a lot more effort to win people over. Your twentieth sister is also just fifteen years old and has just turned twenty."
"It's not impossible for the royal family to marry off their daughters, but Father, have you forgotten? None of my sisters have a good temper. Be careful, it might turn into an enemy."
The emperor recalled his seventh sister, who had hung her husband and concubine outside the mansion, and his third sister, who had flogged five or six of her husband's relatives in a single day.
The fifth sister, who, like the prince consort, loves beautiful women regardless of gender, along with the other princess sisters who each have their own strengths, all started to have headaches.
"Then let's think about it some more. Actually, there are also beautiful women among the imperial family," the retired emperor said dismissively.
Actually, you shouldn't be so limited in your thinking...
...
Inside the hall, a familiar scene, a familiar host.
Somewhat dazed, looking at the black dog lying on the bed, I sighed inwardly. The sixth dog, who had been modified by Ling Xiao last time, had a bright future ahead of him.
"Ahem, are you ready?"
Practice makes perfect. The God of Wealth changed into a snow-white outfit and asked in a seemingly serious manner.
"Shouldn't I just take a bath?" Lin Zhen asked, puzzled.
His eyes were always filled with pity, how could that be? He glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that his host had already been anesthetized. He kindly reminded him:
Have you read any of these doujinshi?
"No," Lin Zhen immediately understood, and said somewhat shyly, "It's mainly because the website is hard to find."
The next second he came to his senses. Why would the golden boy of the ancient gods know these things? And he had actually talked to him about such things.
"How could you..."
Looking down at the unconscious black dog, he muttered to himself:
"There are genuine works of art, but due to insufficient funding, they sometimes produce works that only skirt the edges of certain areas."
Although it has a few side effects, it's cheap!
"What are you muttering about over there?" Ling Xiao asked, twirling a scalpel in her hand.
The way they looked at the black dog was as if it were meat on a chopping board.
"Nothing," she said, breaking free of her mimicry, stuffing the shell into the space, and jumping up and down to warm up.
With a flash of light, the dog's fur flew everywhere, and the black dog was completely bald except for its ears and tail.
Ling Xiao nodded in satisfaction, pleased that his swordsmanship had not deteriorated.
With a wave of his hand, a large plastic bathtub appeared, filled with a warm, slightly viscous liquid.
"System, log in!"
At a command, the matchstick hand reached out and grabbed the dog's leg. Whew, the throw was precise, and the black dog splashed a tiny drop of water.
This is at least at the Asian Games level!
"They're going to drown," Ling Xiao said casually, glancing at the scene before nonchalantly reminding him while playing with her nails.
"Nani!" The smug system quickly pulled the black dog, whose head was submerged in the water, out of the water and wiped the sweat from its brow.
Time passed second by second, and wisps of mist began to rise from the pool. Through the hazy light, the black dog gradually began to take on a human shape.
With a splash, a snow-white arm swung out unintentionally, carrying a fresh and charming allure. Water droplets landed on the erect ears, causing them to tremble a few times.
"Tsk tsk tsk, host, if we can't make a living, let's go open a plastic surgery hospital together."
Completely unaffected by templates; as long as you, the host, perform normally, you can create different types in no time.
He squinted and said jokingly.
"There's no way around it; years of diligent study and practice, coupled with unparalleled talent, have led to this breakthrough."
Diligent study and hard practice—familiarity with human anatomy, so that when removing the appendix, one can remove it without damaging the kidneys.
Unparalleled talent—booming confidence and agile thinking, coupled with a cold-blooded indifference to the lives of others.
Ling Xiao forgot her glorious achievement of having her veins pricked eight times. Looking at her face, which was vaguely alluring yet playful, she was quite pleased with herself.
"Seriously, there are quite a few perverts here. There's even a fantasy about animals retaining their natural characteristics and transforming into girls regardless of gender."
"Hey, why can the Supreme God materialize this kind of product in a shopping mall?"
Ling Xiao's eyes gleamed as he spotted the key point.
"Well," he blurted out unconsciously, "maybe it's because the Supreme God has seen it. How perverted!"
The system reacted in the next second, its breathing became tense, and the matchstick-like hand tightly covered its mouth.
Ahhh, he didn't do it on purpose, it's the host's fault, he kept complaining about the main god and stuff!
Seeing the system regret its actions and want to bang its head against the wall, Ling Xiao revealed a gloating expression.
Soon, the water in the bathtub became very clear and transparent.
The stunningly beautiful woman's long eyelashes trembled slightly, her body curled up from the cold water, her fluffy tail draped over her wet body.
Seeing that things were about to escalate to an unspeakable state, they desperately tried anything, even resorting to covering the person up with some curtains.
"Ahem, you're awake. Are you feeling unwell?"
Opening his eyes, the bewildered Lin Zhen heard just this sentence. What he saw was no longer dog hair, but fair skin.
Ling Xiao looked at Lin Zhen, whose face was contorted with a mixture of sorrow and joy, and patiently waited for him to finish venting.
...
Lin Zhen, accepting the reality, looked at the water. Her face was beautiful from every angle, whether she was happy or angry. With the animal ears and tail, she was absolutely stunning!
A strange sense of fondness arose in his heart.
Wow, I'm so pretty.
Ling Xiao "kindly" reminded him: "You can retract your ears and tail."
The fact that one person can have two forms is even more exciting...
Wrapping himself tightly in the rough cloth, Lin Zhen endured the discomfort on his skin, stepped out of the water, and looked towards the God of Wealth—
Like an innocent young girl, she is mischievous and adorable, yet she is also cunning and ruthless, treating everyone as pawns to achieve her goals.
A resolute glint flashed in his eyes as he began to recount the untold stories of himself and the system, breaking down in tears several times along the way.
Finally, he said, "As the host, I don't want a single penny; I'll sell you the system."
You damn system, go eat shit! I don't want you anymore!
Ling Xiao mentally asked the system, "System, how are you feeling right now?"
"I'm a little speechless, but mostly bewildered. As a system, the realization of one's life value depends on the host, but I've been abandoned... *sobs*"
Ignoring the dramatic system, Ling Xiao simply agreed to Lin Zhen's request. The Great Han System was going to disappear anyway, so it had no further use.
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