Chapter 126 The Energy of the Five Grains Reincarnation
Seeing Wu Shengli rushing over with a trouble stirrer in his hand, the two guys who were squatting next to the electric pole to steal cars were so scared that they ran away.
Hey, before running away, he didn’t forget to take away the things he had unloaded from the car with great difficulty.
Wu Shengli was so angry that he didn't even notice that the two guys in front of him looked familiar. After running for a while, he felt short of breath and bent down, holding his knees and gasping for breath.
He had just finished stretching and his strength had not yet recovered. He ran too fast and his butt was twitching.
He grimaced in pain and could only watch the two guys in front of him run away.
"Thief, come back here and give me back the bike seat!"
He watched as the seat of his newly bought bicycle was removed, and his face twisted with anger.
I was so unlucky that I ran into a car thief right after coming out of the toilet.
"Who is it? What are you yelling about in broad daylight?"
Wu Shengli turned around and saw another familiar face: "Xia Caiyun, what are you doing?"
I didn't expect to meet Xia Caiyun here. Since that incident, Xia Caiyun and Fu Zhengze moved here, and the hygiene of the public toilets here was also left to her.
Without good living conditions, Xia Caiyun looked obviously listless, with many white hairs visible in her messy hair.
When Xia Caiyun was recognized, a trace of discomfort flashed across her face.
She quickly put on a stern face and looked at the slightly embarrassed Wu Shengli with disdain, covering her nose and stepping back in disgust.
"Why do you care about me? What are you doing with that stick? Move aside. Don't delay my work."
Xia Caiyun pinched her nose, snatched the shit stirrer from Wu Shengli's hand, and went into the toilet cursing.
Wu Shengli was so angry at her that he kicked the electric pole standing on the side of the road, displeased with it.
"ah--"
A piercing pain came, and my thumb was swollen from being kicked.
He held his feet to slow down, and finally pushed the bicycle without a back seat back pitifully.
After Wu Shengli walked away, two heads carefully poked out from the corner of the alley and looked at each other.
"Boss, do you think that guy has a problem with his brain?"
Otherwise, why would he run and kick the telephone pole like an idiot?
"Third brother, keep your voice down. This young man is a bit rough."
Not like him at all, cautious.
"Boss, there's a woman in the restroom. Let's go back first. Second brother is still waiting for us."
"Okay, okay, let's continue retreating. We're so unlucky today. This bastard is wasting our time."
As he walked, he casually threw the torn-off bicycle seat into the snow pile at the foot of the wall.
If Wu Shengli had come out a little later, they could have pried open the lock and gotten a bicycle.
"Brother, second brother is so powerful now. I wonder if he still cares about us two brothers?"
"Don't worry, Third Brother, Second Brother isn't such a heartless person. We can at least get a taste of the soup by following him."
"That's right, Boss. Second brother said he's going to take us on a big mission soon. Do you know what it is?"
"How should I know? Stop guessing. You'll know when the time comes."
"Yeah, Boss, you're really smart."
“That’s it!”
After the two men walked away, a big black dog came over, sniffed around, and dug out a good thing from the snow.
The big black dog opened and bit with its big mouth, and then went into a dog hole with the thing in its mouth, and then came out into an abandoned waste pile.
The big black dog barked a few times, and a little white kitten came out and meowed softly a few times.
The big black dog put down what he was holding in his mouth and placed it on the ground in front of the kitten.
He was crawling on the ground with his limbs spread out on the ground, his mouth open and gasping for breath.
The little kitten looked at the thing on the ground, and at first was so scared that it took a few steps back, then meowed a few times and jumped onto it.
Finding that there seemed to be no danger, he slowly curled up and fell asleep in his new nest.
"Dahei, you even found yourself a wife!"
An old man was holding a bowl and was about to come over to give his dog some food, but he unexpectedly saw a cat and a dog huddled together. It was really strange.
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Wu Shengli finally pushed the cart to the gate of the compound. As soon as he stepped through the hanging flower gate, the familiar feeling in his stomach came back.
He put the bicycle into the inner room and ran out.
Halfway through the run, he remembered that he had no toilet paper in his pocket, so he went back with his butt tucked under his lap.
After all the tossing and turning, my legs became as soft as noodles.
Diao Yulian was still sleeping. She heard a slight noise, opened one eye and saw that it was her man.
I didn't care and just turned over and continued to sleep.
Wu Shengli ran into the public toilet, untied his belt with trembling hands, squatted down and continued to "plop plop".
After a while, Ernengzi came over with his hands in his pockets. Before he got close, he smelled an indescribable stench.
"Who is setting off poison gas bombs in broad daylight?"
His face turned green, and he jumped back, cursing, and went to find another toilet.
In the toilet, Wu Shengli pinched his nose and defecated hard while smelling the stench he created, thinking that he would scold Diao Yulian when he got back.
He was reluctant to throw away broken things, which caused him to get an upset stomach and lose his car seat.
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The closest house to the alley public toilet is Jin Qiaofeng's. She is sitting cross-legged on the kang thinking about the young men and women she has. After the New Year, a lot of couples are lining up waiting for her to match them up.
She used a small notebook to write down what she had found out, one file for each person, including appearance, personality, education, work, family conditions, etc. She even remembered the situation of how many people were in the family.
She had marked the high-quality young men and women with a pen. Just as she was wondering which young man had a weak relationship with his parents, she smelled a foul odor coming from the west.
"Why does it stink so bad? I wonder if some idiot is playing with shit, damn it!"
Jin Qiaofeng quickly closed the doors and windows, took out a roll of straw paper, rolled it up and stuffed it into her nostrils to block it. After scolding, she thought of her son who had just gone out to the toilet.
"Isn't this a fool? Did this kid go out to the toilet or to blow up a manure pit?"
"It's not okay to be without a wife. He's just using the toilet and he's taking revenge on society."
Jin Qiaofeng was muttering to herself on the kang.
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Wu Shengli squatted in the toilet for twenty minutes and was almost exhausted. He had defecated so much that his buttocks were burning with pain. He could only walk back slowly, holding on to the wall.
He left quietly, leaving behind a lingering stench.
After he returned, he felt like he had almost been marinated in the bathroom, and the first thing he did when he got to the room was to take off all his clothes.
He was bending over with his butt sticking out, pulling off his pants, and throwing his shirt in a ball on the ground.
Diao Yulian also smelled a foul odor while she was sleeping. When she opened her eyes, she saw a big butt facing her face.
There is a hint of red in the white flowers.
Before she could scream, the man turned around and saw another patch of white. When she looked closely, she found that it was her man.
Her heart skipped a beat, and she complained hoarsely, patting her chest: "Old Wu, you scared me to death in broad daylight."
Wu Shengli's face turned pale and he shivered as he searched the closet for clothes to put on. He was freezing to death.
He turned around and saw the lazy woman looking like she deserved a beating, so he slapped the woman in the face.
Diao Yulian was hit in the face for no reason and screamed, "Wu Shengli, why are you going crazy in broad daylight?"
She was not someone who would just quietly take a beating, so she pounced on Wu Shengli's face and used the Nine Yin White Bone Claw.
"Ah—bitch!"
"You coward!"
The two of them tore at each other and rolled around on the bed.
You punch me and I kick you, and we fight from the head of the bed to the foot of the bed.
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