Chapter 293 Bald Ugly Monster
Mr. Ye was shaking the door of his house vigorously. Suddenly, a lightning exploded at his feet, scaring him so much that he took a few steps back.
He ran outside, ready to go to his old house across the street.
While running, he was still cursing:
"This damn weather is not good at all!"
When I passed by a crooked tree next door, I found it extremely annoying.
He stretched out his legs and kicked once, but it wasn't enough, so he kicked a few more times.
No sooner said than done, a bolt of lightning shot down from the top of the tree and struck Boss Ye, who had not yet retracted his foot.
"ah--"
After a scream, the man began to twitch as if he had epilepsy, and his whole body was shaking.
There was a muffled sound and something exploded above his head, sending out clouds of black smoke.
His body finally stopped shaking, and after he lost all strength, he fell to the ground with his arms and legs spread out, his face on the ground.
Another bolt of lightning followed, striking the tree directly. It was an old tree, hollow in the middle.
The treetops were on fire, and this little rain wasn't going to put it out.
The burned branches fell to the ground, and when the wind blew, they were about to fall on the roof of the neighboring house.
A branch was burned and hit Boss Ye on the butt.
The pain made him scream and roll around on the ground, but finally the fire on his body was put out.
The big red shorts were quickly burned, and now he was really naked.
All the hair on his body was burned clean, even the two taels of flesh were not spared.
Boss Ye exuded a strange smell all over his body.
Lin Xiaotong followed Hongxia to the window of the room and saw this scene with her own eyes.
A little weird and a little scary.
Wei Laowu, who was leaning against the door of his house with a bowl in his hand, was stunned.
The pickles made a crunching sound in his mouth, but before he could laugh out loud.
When his wife ran out and saw what was happening, she immediately burst into tears.
"It's on fire, everyone come out and put it out!"
What bad luck! The roof of my house was damaged.
Before the twelfth lunar month, she painstakingly rearranged the tiles on the roof of her house and replaced the tiles with new reed straw chains.
Forsythia branches are woven into something like a mat and then dried in the sun.
As soon as the branch with sparks touched the dry wood, it caught fire instantly.
This guy who was just watching the fun actually "brought trouble upon himself". Boss Ye is really a jinx.
Wei Laowu put the bowl down, went into the house and came out again.
He held an enamel basin in his hand and hammered it hard with a mallet.
Aunt Ye and others immediately opened the door bolt and went to put out the fire with wooden buckets in their hands.
He built a ladder on the wall of his yard and stood on it to pour water on the house next door.
Caixia was the strongest. She stood on the ladder with a bucket of water and kept pouring it towards the other side.
Lin Xiaotong and a few others quickly formed an assembly line, and soon all the large water tanks in the house were empty.
Several people were so tired that they were gasping for breath, and their arms were so sore that they couldn't even lift their hands.
Shen Tingyu's hair was messy, but she didn't care and just tied it up.
Fortunately, people from the outskirts of the village also rushed over after hearing the news, and each of them rushed into the battlefield with bowls, pans, and buckets.
"You bald-headed dog, can you please look carefully before you splash the water? The water has already splashed all over my head."
"Wei Laowu, can't you just stand aside? You're really blocking everyone."
"Damn, why is there such a dark-skinned person here?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Aren't there two white butt cheeks?
All he does is play dead all day long! When he gets into trouble, he still wants us to clean up the mess."
"It's already late, stop talking about this nonsense and put out the fire quickly."
"Why do I feel like this person is doing something bad and even God can't stand it?"
"This plague is all Boss Ye's fault!"
"And that White Widow, all she does is flirt with men all day long."
"Neither of them is a good person!"
After a busy period, the fire was finally put out.
The rain stopped, and the tops of the big trees that were struck by lightning were burned bare and black.
As for the unlucky guy, Boss Ye, who was struck by lightning, he cried out in pain.
He climbed up using his hands and feet. He was soaked by the rain, and when he wiped his face with his hand, it was as if ink had spilled.
Apart from his butt, his mouth and teeth are all white.
"Ah—my hair!"
I always felt something was wrong with my head. When I touched it lightly, the burnt hair fell down.
This really made him dumbfounded. He was in big trouble. Boss Ye had become bald!
"Oh my god, there's going to be another bald man in our village. Leper finally has a companion."
Cai Baba also rushed over, but she was slow and by the time she got into the crowd, the fire had already gone out.
The leper at the entrance of the village was unhygienic and had lice on his head, so he had no choice but to shave his head.
But now a layer of fine hair has grown on my head, which can cover up the ugliness.
At least I won’t be treated as a third wheel when I go out late at night.
All his clothes were burned, and when he caught sight of his wife, he started spewing filth:
"You stinky bitch, what are you still standing there for? Don't you even know how to find some clothes for your man?"
Hongxia snorted coldly, and with a stick in her hand, she dug out a dirty rag from the chicken coop and threw it on Boss Ye's head.
Aunt Fan Qi pinched her nose and ran out.
"Hongxia is such a jerk! Oh my god, she stinks to death."
The rest of the people also took three steps back in unison.
"You're walking around naked, it's really an eyesore. Wife, go back and wash your eyes."
Wei Laowu's family half-dragged and half-pulled their wife home.
"Let's go, what's so good about such a small man?"
"It's awfully cold outside. It wouldn't be worth it if you caught a cold."
Boss Ye was almost vomiting and his eyes were blocked.
By the time he took the rag off his head, everyone had left and his door was closed.
Although it smells bad, I still wrap the rag around myself to block the wind.
He returned to his parents' old house trembling.
No one has lived here for a long time. The corners are covered with cobwebs, and the doors and windows are broken, making strange creaking noises.
The cracks in the earthen wall were so big that even Kuang Heng didn't need to steal light.
I was sneezing because it was so cold.
If he stayed here for one night, he might lose his life. He thought about everyone in his mind.
He stood up tremblingly and walked towards the end of the village.
"I still have to trouble Sister Bai. It's just an excuse for me to stay at her house for a night, hehehe."
…
The doors and windows of the Ye family's house were closed, it was comfortable and no cold wind came in.
Lin Xiaotong and Shen Tingyu sat cross-legged on the kang, holding a bowl of brown sugar tea in their hands. The kang was heated by Caixia so hot that it burned their buttocks.
"Sister Caixia, last time my mom said that she has a little sister who also wants to buy some raw melon seeds.
Next time you go into town, you can take your basket and wander around Yuer Hutong."
Gao Xiulan always buys her fried green tea flavored melon seeds from Caixia, as they are affordable and of good quality.
"Okay, my mom is planning to plant more next April."
Caixia is very strong. She always gets up early and takes the bus into the city, then carries a basket on her back to set up a stall in the corner.
The sunflower seeds her mother grew were large and plump, dried in the sun, and you could smell a nutty aroma even before they were fried.
"It's almost the end of the year. My mom is good at cooking, so I want to sell some roasted nuts. What do you think, Xiaotong?"
Hongxia was more active and she thought that ripe melon seeds would be easier to sell.
During the Chinese New Year, every household has to weigh some melon seeds to put in the fruit boxes.
The shelf life of raw melon seeds is about 3 months. If they are fried, they can be stored longer, about half a year.
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