Chapter 299 The First Explosion of the New Year
Before they could recover from their shock, another miserable scream was heard outside the door.
The two of them wrapped themselves in clothes at the same time, got out of bed, and as soon as the door opened, Gao Xiulan peeked in from outside.
"Mom, what happened?"
Lin Xiaotong rubbed her ears, yawned, and squeezed next to Gao Xiulan with Xie Yi on the left and right.
There's no way I could sleep so late last night and I'm still sleepy now.
"Mom, where's Orange? Did he go out to play?"
Xie Yi grabbed a strand of Xiaotong's hair and flicked it back and forth in the palm of his hand.
Gao Xiulan straightened her new clothes and carefully combed her hair with a comb in her hand.
"I don't know what happened, but Chengzi and Guoqing were playing in front of Uncle San's house."
Xie Da Jiao went out to buy breakfast. She watched the Spring Festival Gala too late last night, so she didn’t bother to make breakfast at home this morning.
"Hurry up and wash up, breakfast will be served later."
"Yes, command."
Lin Xiaotong slapped Xie Yi's restless hand, threw her hair behind her, and went to wash up.
"What are you howling about? Why are you howling so early in the morning?"
Diao Yulian on the west side also fell and struggled, and came out with a mess of curly hair, her hands on her hips.
Wu Shengli rubbed his waist and leaned against the door, feeling very angry.
Just now, his wife praised his service attitude last night and coaxed his daughter-in-law.
Just as I was about to ask if my pocket money could be increased, I was interrupted by a sound outside the door.
"This is outrageous! Who is this wicked person who did this? I have to go and tell them about it!"
He rolled up his sleeves and stormed out of the yard.
When I woke up in the morning, my stomach was bloated. After thinking about it, I went back to the house, tore off some straw paper and held it in my hand.
Fu Zhenggang felt extremely wronged. A while ago, Zhao Yunyun followed him with a stick and forced him to sell roasted sweet potatoes at the street corner.
I get up earlier than the chickens and sleep later than the dogs every day. Finally, the New Year comes and I can have a few days off.
Zhao Yunyun kicked me out of my warm bed early in the morning, and I got up reluctantly to clean and make breakfast.
Recently, his mother Xia Caiyun's face no longer looks gloomy. It was quite creepy when she occasionally laughed out loud while burning a fire.
I don’t know what good thing happened to him. Could it be that he is looking for a stepfather?
It was impossible to work honestly, so he turned around and went to the toilet and lingered there for more than ten minutes.
After a long time, my butt couldn't stand the cold wind anymore, so I had to hold my belt and walk slowly towards the courtyard.
He saw his beloved son Lai Xi following behind Ernengzi's Guoqing, and a few little kids were squatting and playing in the open space east of the third uncle's house.
With his butt sticking out, he rushed up the steps to the courtyard and lay on the wall stealthily to see if anyone was bullying his son.
I thought I had hidden it well, but in fact the children had already found it.
Lai Xi was squatting with his back to the ground when Guo Qing next to him suddenly poked his arm.
"Shhh—something's happening!"
Orange next to him made a gesture to keep quiet, and the three carrot heads lowered their heads and communicated with each other in whispers.
"Someone is watching us."
"Are you trying to eavesdrop on our secret plan?"
Laixi and National Day same expression: Σ(xue克裓\\"a
How can this be?
National Day is brave and fearless.
With a turn of his eyes, he took out the "treasure" in his pocket, a box of electric firecrackers.
He bought this with his own money!
Throw it back and prepare to test it.
You know what, this guy's aim is pretty good.
As soon as Fu Zheng lowered his head, he found a firecracker on his trouser leg.
“Oh my god—”
He was so frightened that he trembled and dropped the firecrackers on the ground. The blue brick floor at the door was a bit slippery.
The sole of his shoe slipped and he stepped on something. He screamed again and the firecracker exploded on the sole of his shoe.
He fell on his butt and got up in a hurry. When he looked up, he saw his son and two friends staring at him.
Feeling embarrassed and angry, he pretended nothing happened and patted his butt.
I was embarrassed in front of the child and my face turned red.
When he saw Guoqing poking his son with his hand, his smile disappeared and his expression changed immediately.
"What are you doing? Throwing firecrackers early in the morning, do you want to get beaten?"
The three little kids were frightened by Lai Xi's father's startled look.
"Ouch, what a big mouth!"
Before Fu Zhenggang could start to tremble, someone threw firecrackers at his feet.
Several of them exploded at my feet with a crackling sound, and a puff of white smoke rose from the ground.
He didn't have time to dodge, and his trouser legs were blown with several holes. When he turned around, he saw the culprit.
"Wu Shengli, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"Bah! Everyone's asleep early in the morning, and you're yelling in the yard with your duck voice. You still have the nerve to criticize me?"
Wu Shengli was very angry and had a box of firecrackers in his hand.
I just took this from Ernengzi's windowsill. I'll lend it to him first and return it in a few years when I have money.
"You're a gigolo, and you still dare to point your finger at me?
Fuck you, let's have a fight openly!"
As a sweet potato roaster who has to work every day, he looks down on the lazy Wu Shengli.
"Oh my god, Green Bean Eyes, how much do you like? You still want to fuck my uncle?"
Wu Shengli raised his eyebrows, clicked his tongue a few times, shook his head, and looked incredulous.
"I think you're jealous of my gigolo status! You're such a loser, yet you're so frivolous!"
Holding a box of firecrackers in his hand, he held his head high with his nostrils facing his green eyes.
A few firecrackers were thrown on the ground again, and Fu Zhenggang was so angry that he kept complaining.
He raised his hand to curse, but unexpectedly the firecracker exploded on his hand, causing a burning pain.
In the chaos, he kicked Wu Shengli in the lower body.
"Ah—fuck you! Are you still trying to trick me?"
A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. Wu Shengli turned into a fire-breathing dragon.
He aimed at the right spot and threw it into the person's trouser pocket.
"You gigolo, you won't let me talk! If you don't want to hear it, I'll tell you!"
"Green bean eyes, bastard, you've been a big idiot your whole life!"
One threw and the other dodged, and the three carrot heads next to him were all dumbfounded.
Adults really don't play by the rules. They start fighting as soon as they disagree with something.
Lai Xi did not rush into the battlefield rashly. His mother repeatedly warned him not to interfere in the affairs of adults.
The three of them knew to stay far away, hiding on the top steps of the opposite courtyard and watching the battle hand in hand.
The battle was about to reach a fever pitch, and Wu Shengli became anxious as his box of firecrackers was almost gone.
He took a few big steps and went around to the back, looking at the man's butt which was obviously more firm and rounder.
He made up his mind and threw the last few firecrackers. Afraid that the firepower was not enough, he kicked it hard.
"Bang!"
“Ouch—”
Fu Zhenggang felt a burning pain in his buttocks, as if a huge spark suddenly spurted out from his anus.
There was a crackling sound and my ears went deaf for a moment.
He couldn't help but stick his butt out, feeling the loss of control.
Fu Zhenggang: be like this, I want to die.
His butt was facing east, and his pants were blown into open-crotch pants.
Ernengzi, who came out to use the toilet, and Lin Xiaotong and Xie Yi, who came out to look for their cub, were all stunned.
What is going on?
“Haha ...
Wu Shengli was laughing so hard that he doubled over, and suddenly he was kicked in the stomach by Green Bean Eyes.
Affected by external force, a stream of air meandered around the intestines and finally reached the anus, where it released a loud fart.
There was no strange smell, it was just a really loud sound, like the wind, with a whistle.
Deathly silence.
Fu Zhenggang also fell silent. How come the sound this person made was louder than his?
"Who the hell is setting off firecrackers so early in the morning? Why are you showing off in front of my house?
Hey~ It's you again, Wu Shengli!"
Xiaohui's mother next door opened the door angrily, but when she saw three little children at the door, her anger subsided.
He glared at Wu Shengli and cursed him several times in different ways before he felt relieved and turned back.
Only Wu Shengli and Fu Zhenggang were left disheveled in the wind.
They spat at each other, turned their heads away, and went back to the compound.
The first day of the new year was so lively in the compound.
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