Chapter 307: Transformed into a Screaming Chicken
The room was quiet. As I lay on the door with my limp leg and endured the pain, I could only hear the sound of my even breathing.
Tian Caohua and her three daughters usually sleep in this room, and they can even fit them on the kang.
Caixia and Hongxia went to the city recently and no one knew what they were doing, so Wanxia followed them.
He knew that Tian Caohua was the only one inside.
Can't a grown man like him control a woman?
Does not exist.
The lock of this house is all rusty. It can't be locked at home. It opens after a few fiddles.
He crouched down and went into the house.
Through the window paper, I could vaguely see a bulge in the quilt on the kang. I guess Tian Caohua was sleeping in the quilt.
Boss Ye's body was ice-cold, he was shivering from the cold, and his upper and lower teeth were chattering.
He quickly took off his clothes, and after thinking about it, he took off his tattered shorts as well.
He stood naked at the head of the kang and pulled at it but it didn't budge. Feeling weak, he simply crawled to the end of the kang, snuggled up to someone's feet, and fell asleep in a daze.
The person in the quilt at the head of the kang felt a slight chill in his sleep. Thinking that the quilt was not covered properly, he closed his eyes and tucked the corners of the quilt in.
Sleep till dawn.
“Ahhhh—”
At around seven o'clock in the morning, a shrill scream came from the Ye family's room.
The hens in the chicken coop of Wei Laowu next door were almost scared to death. Their claws moved around and they accidentally stepped on an egg and broke it.
Boss Ye was awakened, his dead eyes suddenly opened, his head buzzing, and after a while he saw a person standing at the head of the kang.
When I was stunned again, all the quilts on my body were rolled away, and I was lying naked on the kang.
Wait, why isn’t this person Tian Caohua?
Why are you still a man?
Why does this guy look like the beggar at the entrance of the village?
"Are you disgusting? What are you doing crawling into my bed so late at night?
You are despicable! You are shameless! "
Laizi was almost mad with rage. God knew how terrible it was for him to find someone else in his bed when he woke up in the morning.
He has been single for so many years and has never had any affairs, so his body is still clean.
Ye Liugen is a very undisciplined person in his daily life, and now everything is ruined!
He also took off all his clothes last night, which was equivalent to sleeping in the same bed with Boss Ye, with their skin touching.
Woo woo woo, he hasn't even gotten married yet and his body is already dirty.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He was overwhelmed with sadness. Looking at Boss Ye who was not in the right state, he was so angry that he picked up the stick on the ground and hit him hard.
"No, this is not my home, right?
Why are you in my woman's bed, you bastard?
Okay, you two got together secretly behind my back, right?
How dare you, a little jerk, crawl into my bed!"
After being hit with a few sticks, Boss Ye had several red marks on his body. He stood up and jumped around on the kang.
He was cursing and got hit on the butt without noticing.
Covering her butt, she continued, "You still haven't told me why you came to my house? I'm going to call the police and have you arrested!"
Laizi was tired from beating, panting, and rubbing his stomach with one hand on his waist.
He didn't drink a sip of water when he got up this morning, and now his throat is almost smoking.
"This is my home now. Sister Tian sold it to me. I even want to report it to the police!"
I picked up a small bag of Yuan Datou coins some time ago and ran to the city to exchange them for some money.
Tian Caohua came to his house and asked him if he wanted to buy a house.
He was moved. He had lived in a shabby thatched hut for so many years and dreamed of having his own home.
It is much more cost-effective to buy a ready-made house in the village than to spend money to hire someone to build it yourself. Not to mention other things, even getting the tiles on the roof requires connections.
But he didn't have that much money on hand, so he emptied out the rat hole and ran to the secretary to write a certificate.
In the end, I paid sixty-six first, and the rest of the money will be paid in installments.
Tian Caohua handed the key to him, packed up and went back to the city.
He walked back and forth alone in a room of one and a half with his hands behind his back, looking at the two hens outside the window, which also belonged to him.
"What? This is the foundation of my house! This bitch actually sold it to me!"
Mr. Ye was so angry that he spoke without thinking, and before he could finish his words, he was hit in the mouth by a shoe.
Laizi couldn't bear to hear this now.
"If you try to talk nonsense again, get out of my house right now, you disgusting thing, bah."
Boss Ye's face was pale and he was shaking non-stop. He was so angry that his teeth were itching, but there was nothing he could do.
I covered my lower body and felt a chill. My nose started to itch and I sneezed loudly.
He walked two steps on the kang with his buttocks pressed against the wall, hesitatingly.
The beggar disliked him and hit him on the thighs a few more times with the stick.
Boss Ye staggered a few steps, twisted his foot, and fell backward.
“Ahhhh—”
Looking back, I saw a window behind me. The wooden frame of the window was paper-pasted and not very strong due to its age.
The whole person hit the window frame with a dull thud, and his butt was stuck on the window.
It was chilly, and my feet were off the ground, neither up nor down.
"Give me a hand, bastard."
Laizi didn't listen at all. Looking at the man's expression, he burst into laughter, and his stomach hurt.
"Holy crap, what's all this commotion this early in the morning? Ah, I'm really going blind."
Wei Laowu from next door opened the window and saw a particularly eye-catching scene. He immediately covered his wife's eyes.
"What's wrong? Why are you covering my eyes?"
"Wife, please don't look at it!"
Before Boss Ye could break free, the window couldn't bear it anymore and fell apart.
The man and the window fell down together. Unfortunately, there was a chicken coop outside.
After the free fall, the man's head fell right into the gourd filled with water.
"ah--"
“Crack—”
“Bang—”
With his eyes closed, his bald head just managed to slowly push the ladle up, causing all the water inside to splash out.
The head alone could not support the long body pressed against the wall. The two legs were shaking like noodles, and the naked body collapsed into a heap.
That was not the end. The rooster with its water scoop destroyed came over with flapping wings and pecked at his butt with its sharp teeth.
“Ouch—”
The man jumped up using his hands and feet, covering his butt, and ran around the chicken coop barefoot.
After a series of accidents, Wei Laowu next door was so exhausted that he could fit an egg in his mouth, and his hands that were covering his wife could not move.
It's really unbelievable and a bit tragic.
"What are you shouting so early in the morning?
Oh my god, help me, someone is being a hooligan without clothes on! "
Fan Qigu came over after hearing the sound, thinking that there would be another good show to watch, but she didn't expect to see such an eye-catching scene, and her voice could not be controlled again.
The small Huaihuagou started another bustling day early in the morning.
…
The new year has passed, and the emergence of red shirts seems to have led to a more open-minded trend.
More and more people are setting up stalls in Xiushui Street, and many of them are keen on making money.
Qian Baozhu finally resigned from the state-owned restaurant. While selling braised beef, he used his connections to find a suitable place to open a store.
A few men gathered together, eating peanuts and chatting.
Xie Da Jiao asked, "Old Qian, have you decided on the address for your restaurant? When will it open?"
"It's still early. They've just started renovations. I'll definitely invite everyone over once it opens."
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