Chapter 22 Crisis Alert

# Chapter 22 Crisis Alert

Liang Yu finally went out. Qiao Shuyan sat on the sofa in a daze for the whole afternoon and even forgot to eat. It was not until it got dark outside that he came to his senses and felt hungry.

Although he was hungry, Qiao Shuyan had no appetite. He checked the time and sent a message to Liang Yu, asking him when he would be back. After a while, Liang Yu replied: I'm not going home for dinner tonight, so don't wait for me.

Qiao Shuyan stared at the message on his phone in a daze, and lost his appetite even more.

But people are like iron and food is like steel. Qiao Shuyan didn't plan to cook, so he opened the takeaway platform and prepared to order something to eat. But after browsing for a long time, he didn't find anything he wanted to eat. In the end, he simply gave up the takeaway and forced himself to go to the kitchen to cook a pack of instant noodles.

After eating only half of a packet of instant noodles, he put down his chopsticks in boredom and didn't want to eat another bite.

Qiao Shuyan cleared the meal and washed the dishes, then sat back on the sofa in a daze, trying to recall the lost half of his memory.

The house was uncomfortably quiet, so he picked up the remote and randomly selected a movie to play. However, he was confused and could not remember any details of the second half of last night's movie. He could not focus on the movie either, and his mind was uncontrollably imagining what Liang Yu and Xiao Chu were doing at this moment.

According to Liang Yu's usual habits, he would probably take Xiao Chu to some high-end restaurant, where the two of them would feast to their heart's content, and then... Qiao Shuyan had never dated Liang Yu, so it was hard to imagine what he would do on a date. Maybe they would go to a bar?

Qiao Shuyan tried hard to recall the appearance of Xiao Chu, whom she had only met once. He was a very handsome man, with a somewhat childish appearance, but with a charming mole at the corner of his eye. He also seemed to be very talkative. Maybe he would take the initiative to take Liang Yu to that bar where there were so many people dancing? Or maybe, after not seeing each other for several years, they would just go and... get a room?

He glanced at the time. It was 8:30 in the evening. Hmm... isn't it a bit early to check in at this time?

Qiao Shuyan tugged at his hair in annoyance, and then forced himself to stop thinking about those things. He took out his phone and started to browse his Moments, but saw a post from Liang Yu in the afternoon - long time no see, I miss you so much. There was a landscape photo below, Qiao Shuyan couldn't quite tell where it was, so he somehow downloaded the photo and put it in the browser to let the AI ​​find it for him.

The answer given by AI is a tourist attraction in City B.

According to Liang Yu's habit, this should be a place outside the scenic spot, Qiao Shuyan thought, feeling sad. It turned out that he took Xiao Chu to explore the nameless scenic spot, but he was the one who went with him before...

And it also comes with that sentence...

Liang Yu is trying to force me to move out of the apartment!

Qiao Shuyan was so angry that he threw his phone aside and growled in frustration.

In order to not be so irritable, he wanted to sleep, but he woke up early and slept until noon, so he was not sleepy at all.

After thinking it over, he wanted to send a message to Liang Yu, asking him where he was, what he was doing, and whether he was with Xiao Chu. But he felt that he couldn't ask any of these questions. He and Liang Yu were not related, but just roommates. What qualifications did he have to ask these questions?

He opened the chat interface with Liang Yu on his phone, racked his brains for a long time, and finally came up with a question that didn't seem so abrupt: By the way, how much did we spend on drinking yesterday? I'll transfer it to you.

After sending the message, Qiao Shuyan was complacent for a while, thinking that he had chosen a good topic for the chat. He felt a little better and held his phone waiting for Liang Yu's reply.

However, about five minutes later, Liang Yu's reply came belatedly: It's okay, you can treat me next time.

This reply made Qiao Shuyan speechless for a moment. He had no idea how to continue the conversation. After thinking for a long time, he replied: Does your head still hurt? When will you be back?

Liang Yu: I have something to do with my friends, so I will be back later. You don’t have to wait for me, go to bed early.

Qiao Shuyan found these words irritating no matter how he read them, and became inexplicably angry.

"Friend", "Something happened", "I'll be back later"... These words are all empty and do not contain any useful information.

Qiao Shuyan threw his phone aside and continued to be depressed.

When it was almost eleven o'clock, Qiao Shuyan's biological clock started to work. The movie automatically played to the next one without knowing when. Qiao Shuyan was drowsy on the sofa hugging the pillow, and her mind still couldn't remember even a word about what happened yesterday.

He looked at the time. It was already late at night and Liang Yu hadn't come back yet. At this time... at this time, he could have booked a room outside!

Thinking of this, he came to his senses again.

I couldn't help but start imagining the "love story of Liang Yu and Xiao Chu reunited after a long separation". After a day of emotional bonding, the two of them might have made love in bed many times at this moment!

So annoying! Qiao Shuyan was a little stuck when he thought about this. How do men do this?

So, he took out his cell phone and started surfing the Internet to educate himself on gay sex. He remembered that the last time he specifically went to learn about this was last time, but this time his purpose was completely different from last time, which was something Qiao Shuyan had not expected.

As he watched, he actually had some reaction... Mainly because he accidentally saw some unspeakable gay literature while surfing. The scale was so large that the straight man Qiao Shuyan was dumbfounded, but there were too many xxxx in these works, and it was difficult for a normal 26-year-old man not to have a reaction. In other words, if Qiao Shuyan's little brother had no reaction to these large-scale works, he would instead wonder if he needed to go to their hospital to see a male department for a check-up.

When humans first come into contact with advanced mathematics, they may feel drowsy and find it difficult to grasp the essentials for a while because of its difficulty and complexity; but when it comes to sex, most people can learn it without a teacher, and most of them can quickly grasp it even for things that are not in their daily contact field. After all, learning advanced mathematics is against human nature, while understanding things related to sex is closely related to the most primitive desires of human beings.

Qiao Shuyan, who had not been released for a while, soon reached the moment of ecstasy with the efforts of his diligent right hand and the help of large-scale literature.

At this moment, the sound of fingerprint unlocking was heard on the door of the apartment, but the TV in the room was still playing the movie tirelessly, so Qiao Shuyan did not hear it.

However, the sound of the apartment door being opened and closed resounded through his brain. Qiao Shuyan looked back in surprise. The moment he met Liang Yu's surprised eyes, his brain had no time to react, and the little brother in his hand reached the peak of happiness first.

【slightly】

Liang Yu stared at Qiao Shuyan for a while, then changed his shoes as if nothing had happened and walked towards his bedroom.

If he continued to watch, he might become the more embarrassed one. After all, the person he wanted to pursue was showing off in front of him, which was something he couldn't handle as he hadn't done anything for a long time.

But Qiao Shuyan couldn't sleep tonight.

"Being caught doing xx by roommate" is more embarrassing than "driving a courier and receiving a box of xx supplies in front of roommates". So far, it is the most embarrassing incident in Qiao Shuyan's life.

Qiao Shuyan couldn't understand why, when facing Liang Yu, it seemed as if all his good luck had left him, leaving only the god of embarrassment and the god of bad luck watching over him all the time.

The sudden incident the night before made Qiao Shuyan, who was so embarrassed that he could dig out a single-family villa of more than 1,000 square meters with his feet, unable to sleep. He even posted on the Internet: What should I do if my roommate catches me? Waiting online, very urgent!

However, the comments were full of gloom and misfortune, without any useful information. Qiao Shuyan became more and more ashamed and angry as he read them. He looked up to the sky silently and asked why the sky treated him like this!

He was so troubled that he couldn't resist the sleepiness until dawn and fell asleep.

Before falling asleep, he thought, this is fine, since today is Sunday anyway, he will just sleep till dawn and dusk to avoid facing Liang Yu's deep eyes.

However, Qiao Shuyan really slept until the afternoon. After preparing himself mentally, when he came out of the bedroom and did not see Liang Yu, he inexplicably felt a sense of emptiness in his heart.

He was determined to knock on Liang Yu's door, but found that the bedroom door was half open, the bedding inside was neatly laid out, and the owner of the room was nowhere to be found. Only the room remained with the unique scent of its owner that had been infecting it for many years.

Liang Yu went out again.

Qiao Shuyan had to admit this fact, and after strolling back to the living room, the note on the coffee table next to the sofa confirmed this to him again.

——Shuyan, I have to go out for something, remember to eat. By the way, the sofa cover is detachable and the carpet can be washed. I have arranged for the cleaning staff to come to your house at 3 pm, remember to open the door.

This time the signature is handwritten EL, a very beautiful font.

However, Qiao Shuyan was not in the mood to study his handwriting this time. The second sentence on the note didn't say anything, but it made him blush and feel so embarrassed that he wanted to jump off the building. For a while, he held the note in his hands and crumpled it in various ways, then unfolded it and tore the note into pieces to vent his anger.

But, can Liang Yu be blamed for this?

He was the one who had sex on someone else's sofa! He was the one who ejaculated on someone else's sofa! His semen was everywhere! He was the one who made the sofa and the carpet dirty!

In the end, Liang Yu had to spend money to clean it up. Where could Liang Yu go to seek justice?

Moreover, the furnishings and furniture in Liang Yu's apartment exuded a low-key luxury. He once curiously asked the price of a piece of furniture he liked very much. After hearing the answer, he began to cherish these precious things even more.

I think it would be very expensive to clean out these extremely expensive things!

Qiao Shuyan thought that he would die one day, but he never thought that the cause of death would be "embarrassment".