Chapter 9 A Gift of Thousand Killings

After eating birthday cake and celebrating birthday, Qiao Shuyan, who officially turned 26, still lived a life of "living under someone else's roof". However, Liang Yu seemed to be less busy this week, and Qiao Shuyan could see him almost every day when she got home, so she took the initiative to propose the idea of ​​having dinner together the next day after seeing him after get off work.

Firstly, he didn't like the food in the hospital. Secondly, eating out or ordering takeout every day was not healthy. Thirdly, he was really short of money and couldn't afford to eat out every day.

Of course, he was responsible for buying groceries, cooking and washing dishes, so Liang Yu could just be a dinner partner who would wait for food to be served.

After Liang Yu figured it out, he no longer deliberately avoided Qiao Shuyan, so he agreed to his proposal.

So, the next afternoon, the two discussed the evening's menu, and Liang Yu also told her the approximate time to get off work. Qiao Shuyan finished most of the work on hand, and after get off work, he went to the supermarket to buy vegetables without staying for long, and then went home to cook.

When Liang Yu got home, he saw a courier box at the door. He picked it up and took a look. The address was Qiao Shuyan. The contents of the package were confidential, but it was quite heavy. After opening the door, Liang Yu put the package on the shoe cabinet in the entrance. Hearing some noise at home, he knew Qiao Shuyan had returned, so he shouted, "Qiao Shuyan, there is a package for you."

Qiao Shuyan responded, "Just leave it there for now, I'll take it apart later."

Liang Yu had already taken off his coat and changed his shoes and entered the house. He was not too noticeable at the door, but as soon as he entered the house, he could smell the aroma of food. It was the smell of the dishes he wanted to eat, especially the smell of Mapo Tofu, which smelled very good. This made Liang Yu's feeling about this apartment change all of a sudden, as if this place had suddenly become his home.

Soon, Qiao Shuyan brought three dishes and a soup to the table, and served two bowls of rice. He placed chopsticks and spoons, and said to Liang Yu, who was already sitting at the table, "Would you like to taste my cooking?" His eyes sparkled.

Liang Yusi had no doubt about Qiao Shuyan's cooking skills, after all, he had eaten the breakfast he made before.

Because there were only two of them, they decided to have only two or three dishes a day to avoid wasting. Today was the first day of cooking. Qiao Shuyan made a dish of Mapo Tofu, a dish of Shredded Chicken with Fish Flavor, a dish of Scallion Fried Egg, and another dish of Seaweed Egg Drop Soup. The three dishes and one soup were delicious and looked very tempting. Liang Yu was a little hungry, and at this moment, his appetite was aroused. He picked up the chopsticks and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

Qiao Shuyan felt full of guilt towards Liang Yu, thinking that he had been causing trouble for Liang Yu since they met. Now that he finally had a chance to make up for it, he didn't feel tired at all - even though he felt tired just washing dishes at home, so he shook his head and said, "It's not hard, not hard, as long as you like it."

The two of them started eating while talking.

"How do you know how to cook?" Liang Yu asked.

It is true that not many boys can cook, but Qiao Shuyan not only can cook, but also has confidence in his cooking skills. His cooking skills were honed by his sister and mother. During the summer vacation of his junior year, he wanted to study abroad. After discussing with his family, they basically agreed. During the summer vacation, he prepared for the exam while being forced to learn cooking in the kitchen by the two women at home. The first thing he practiced was knife skills, and he made shredded potatoes three times a day. At that time, Qiao Shiyan and Sun Xumin were afraid that he would not be able to adapt to the climate after going abroad, so they hoped that he would learn to cook a few dishes, at least not to go hungry.

It turned out that Qiao Shuyan had some talent in cooking. Although her plan to go abroad was delayed due to various reasons, Qiao Shuyan's cooking skills were preserved.

So today, Qiao Shuyan's shredded carrots and black fungus in the fish-flavored chicken are cut very neatly. The three dishes are red and yellow, and are also pleasing to the eye. Of course, it can't be compared with star chefs, but it's good enough for home cooking.

After Qiao Shuyan explained this, Liang Yu smiled and said, "That was an unexpected success."

Qiao Shuyan scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

Liang Yu asked again: "Then why didn't you go abroad?"

Qiao Shuyan sighed with some melancholy, and said, "Firstly, I didn't get into the school I wanted to go to the most, and secondly, my grandfather was critically ill and my grandmother's health was getting worse, so I didn't really want to go."

"Sorry." Liang Yu didn't expect this to be the reason.

Qiao Shuyan smiled and said, "It's actually OK. I don't regret it. Although I didn't leave, I was able to accompany Grandpa through his final journey. After that, Grandma's health gradually improved and she is still doing well now. I am very satisfied."

The two chatted casually. After dinner, Qiao Shuyan insisted not to let Liang Yu clean up. She put the dishes into the dishwasher and wiped the table.

Liang Yu went to the entrance to get his laptop and saw the express box beside him. He said, "Qiao Shuyan, don't forget the express delivery."

"I'm here." Qiao Shuyan came over and said, "I haven't bought anything online recently. Where did it come from?"

Liang Yu found the tools for opening the parcel from the drawer in the entrance hall, handed them to Qiao Shuyan, and said, "Open it and take a look."

"Yeah." Qiao Shuyan wiped the message from the express delivery, then opened it, frowned as he looked at the tightly wrapped item inside, and said, "It can't be a bomb, right?"

"Pfft." Liang Yu laughed, "What are you thinking about?"

"Cough." Qiao Shuyan coughed dryly and thought to himself, yes, couriers are inspected nowadays, if it was a bomb, it would have been dealt with long ago.

However, when he opened the package, Qiao Shuyan was dumbfounded.

The box was filled with condoms of various sizes, lubricants of various brands, dilators of various styles... and there seemed to be some dangerous things like jump eggs...

Qiao Shuyan's face turned red at a visible speed, and then spread to his ears, neck... and even his exposed arms turned pink. As a virgin and a straight man, Qiao Shuyan had solved his physiological needs on his own, but he had never used any of the things in the box in front of him!

But not having used it doesn't mean I don't know it. As a 26-year-old normal male, even if I haven't eaten pork, have I seen a pig run?

At this time, Liang Yu, who was standing by, also saw the contents of the package clearly. Compared to Qiao Shuyan, he reacted faster. This was probably the "gift" that Qiao Shiyan had mentioned two days ago. Qiao Shuyan, who was standing by, was almost petrified from the moment he opened the package. He didn't move at all, and even his breathing seemed to be weak.

Liang Yu seemed to feel that the temperature in the room had risen a little instantly. When he turned to look at Qiao Shuyan, he discovered that the latter was like a human-shaped volcanic rock, emitting hot steam, and his soul seemed to be about to leave the body.

"..." Liang Yu felt that he should not make any sound at this time, and should pretend that he did not see these things, but Qiao Shuyan turned his head mechanically at this time, opened and closed his mouth, but did not make any sound.

Qiao Shuyan thought it would be better to have a huge thunderbolt strike him to death at this moment. He couldn't survive this disaster. Whoever wants to survive can survive! This is just a large-scale social death scene! He wanted to explain to Liang Yu that he didn't buy it and that he was really a straight man, but he couldn't make any sound or meaningful words.

Liang Yu was also confused. Is this child so easily shy?

The silence in the air froze for dozens of seconds, or maybe a few minutes. Liang Yu decided to break the awkward silence: "Shuyan, this should be your sister's birthday present for you."

"..." After a long while, Qiao Shuyan finally responded, as if waking from a dream, and shouted with gritted teeth in a murderous voice: "Qiao-Shi-Yan-!"

He wants Qiao Shiyan to pay the price! Now and immediately!!!

After feeling his trouser pocket and not finding the phone, Qiao Shuyan then remembered that he had thrown the phone into the bedroom after returning home.

He hurried into the bedroom and picked up his phone, only to find an unread message from Qiao Shiyan on it: Dear, the birthday present I bought for you has arrived. I see that you have signed for it. Do you like it?

Da Qiao: Oh, by the way, if you haven’t opened it yet, remember to open it somewhere where no one can see you, to avoid embarrassment~

Qiao Shuyan was about to cry: "..." So it's my fault for checking my phone now???

Yan: Sis...why did you buy this kind of thing for me? ? ? ? And you even sent it to Liang Yu's house! ! ! !

Qiao Shiyan responded immediately: Did you see it?

Da Qiao: Where do you want me to send it? I can't send it back home. It would be embarrassing if my mom saw it.

Yan: ...What you said makes so much sense that I can't refute it.

Da Qiao: I wish you and Liang Yu a happy marriage!

Yan: Thank you to your whole family! Didn’t I tell you that I’m not gay anymore?

Da Qiao: Haha, one moment you tell mom yes, the next moment you tell me no, who knows which one you are telling the truth? Besides, if you are not gay, why would you live in Liang Yu's house?

Da Qiao: I heard that Liang Yu is a serious gay. Would she be willing to live with a straight man like you?

Yan: ...Shit! Even if I'm gay you can't buy me something like this as a birthday present!

Da Qiao: Is it wrong for my sister to hope you are happy and have a good sex life?

Qiao Shuyan was so angry that he threw his phone back on the bed. He had never won an argument with his sister since he was a child!

Qiao Shuyan threw himself onto the bed in despair and lay there without saying a word. He simply wished he would die in this instant. There was nothing left in this world that he wanted to be attached to!

After lying there for about a minute, Qiao Shuyan stood up again. The pile of junk was still placed on the shoe cabinet in the entrance hall! He came in, but Liang Yu was still there!!!

I hurried to the entrance, but found that Liang Yu was gone. Only the pile of blushing things was lying there quietly.

Qiao Shuyan hurriedly moved those broken things along with the boxes into the bedroom. After thinking for a while, he felt that the bedroom was not a good place to put them since they could be seen once the closet was opened. So he carried the boxes into the bathroom. At this moment, Qiao Shuyan was extremely grateful that there were two bathrooms in this apartment. Although he used the public bathroom, there were only him and Liang Yu in the house after all, so this was his private bathroom.

He put the box in the cabinet under the wash basin in the bathroom, then quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth. He didn't want to take a shower and decided to go to bed. He didn't have the courage to stay awake. He couldn't imagine how he would face Liang Yu in the future.

Because he got up early this morning, worked intensively at the company during the day, and encountered this social death incident while cooking and cleaning up at night, Qiao Shuyan's tense nerves relaxed and he fell asleep quickly.

However, Duke Zhou did not let him go today.

Qiao Shuyan felt a little cold, and when he looked down, he found that he was naked. He felt strange. He was wearing shorts and a T-shirt just now. Where did all his clothes go? Although there was no one else in the room, Qiao Shuyan's face turned red involuntarily.

He wanted to find something to wear as soon as possible, but after walking around the house, he couldn't find a closet, let alone clothes. Qiao Shuyan was helpless and had to open the door, but he saw a vast expanse of white outside and couldn't see anything. He walked into the mist and found a door. This door looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.

He knocked on the door, but no one answered. He opened the door with the door handle. It was not locked. He walked in and saw that the room was filled with all kinds of...sexual toys, which were exactly what he had put in the cabinet under the sink. No, there were more than that box of nasty things, there were also small whips, handcuffs, candles...

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【Author’s words】

This banned word change made me collapse.