Chapter 082 Chapter 82

This dark page seemed to be just a fragment of someone's memory. The next page returned to normal. Yuheng was still sitting on the tree. They didn't fight, but chatted for a few words as if nothing had happened.

Although everything seems to be going smoothly, netizens are no longer as excited as they were at the beginning.

[It feels like putting candy into your mouth and then discovering there is a razor blade stuck inside it]

[Why do I feel like time has gone by so quietly for some reason? 】

[They both seem to be fine. Is it possible that they didn't really stab each other at first, but just used a trick to confuse the enemy?]

[Or maybe this is a dream my wife had because she missed Long Zun too much (sad)]

【Listen to their conversation.】

[Why does my wife seem so arrogant because she is spoiled? ]

[I feel that Yuheng is in two completely different states in front of Long Zun and in front of other people. You can see that he is obviously more relaxed now, even a little reckless. But when he is in front of other people, I always feel that he is holding himself.]

[I understand. My wife also has her idol baggage.]

[I think You Lin is a better choice than Long Zun. I feel like he will be the type who will always stay by Yu Heng's side and protect her silently.]

[Don't tell me, it's really good hehehe]

[But Long Zun is the real attacker, and they have a child! ]

[Why is Yuheng assumed to be the bottom? Isn't it nice to be the top with a beautiful woman and long hair? ]

[But Long has...]

[My face is pale, I won’t pretend anymore! (I throw away my pants)]

The comments section soon became abuzz with arguments over the CP issue, and even the same CP got into a new melee because of different positions. For a while, all the immortal octopus writers produced food, trying to attract more like-minded people through the delicious rice. Everyone was very happy, and the world in which only Mo Xuanji was injured was achieved.

The system was looking at it with great interest: "Jizi, I want to see the link on the first floor, open it quickly!"

Mo Xuanji looked at the title of the link: Secret recipe for making sandwich cookies.

"When did you become interested in desserts?" The still innocent Mo Xuanji clicked on the link without any precautions, and an article popped out.

Mo Xuanji looked at it for a while, raised his head, and looked confused. He logged out and back in, and even disconnected from the network and refreshed several times, but in the end, what appeared in front of him was still the exploding 3,000 words. He didn't understand, he was shocked, and he almost threw the phone away.

He finally understood that this sandwich is not the same as that sandwich. Very good, I understand. From now on, any link that appears in the comment section, no matter how serious the name looks, as long as it appears here, it can never be serious.

"Hey, hey, can I write this? It's so embarrassing... Ouch! Ouch, the wording and sentence structure... Tsk tsk tsk tsk." Although a certain guy kept saying embarrassing words, Mo Xuanji had no doubt that if this guy had a physical body, he would definitely cover his eyes with his hands but with his fingers wide open.

Mo Xuanji sneered and manually blocked the link.

At this time, the comment section was still heatedly discussed, and suddenly a colorful bullet screen with high-level VIP function rushed into everyone's sight.

[Family members, go check this out! Max! Max! (link)]

[Shit! I just came back from there and it made me black out]

[Hey, there are actually three people's tags. Is there a second creation of Shura Field so soon? I'll go and take a look.]

[Silly child, don't go! That's a road of no return! ]

[A large sum of money for a pair of eyes I have never seen]

Curiosity is always a quality that a cub cannot give up, even if this cub is precocious. Although Mo Xuanji's intuition told him that this was not a good thing, looking at the netizens who came back with their cyber 24K golden eyes covered, he finally couldn't help but clicked on the sinful link.

This is a seemingly ordinary video. It starts with the paper figures of Yu Heng, Long Zun, and You Lin, and a borrowing table.

With a festive prelude that could be called the Renaissance, the three paper figures began to twist in weird and beastly postures. A golden title gradually appeared on the screen: "Pinch your hips"

The prelude was a bit long, and it didn't seem to be anything special except that it was too weird. But Mo Xuanji's thought only lasted until a large number of [High Energy Ahead] bullet screens came.

The devilish and brainwashing lyrics suddenly entered his mind. Although there were only lyrics by Yu Heng and You Lin, Long Zun seemed to be everywhere.

After watching this video, Mo Xuanji wanted to poke his eyes out. The enchanting lyrics and the horrible images made his brain loop uncontrollably even with his eyes closed.

"What the hell is this thing!" Mo Xuanji showed a painful expression. He really wanted to download this thing and send a copy to You Lin and his former friend. He didn't want him to be the only one to suffer.

The system does not need to breathe, so its devilish and incessant laughter along with the lyrics echoed wildly in Mo Xuanji's mind.

"Human imagination and creativity will always surprise the demon hahahahahahahahaha..."

"..."Mo Xuanji could only comfort himself that at least he had created a second work, and his popularity had increased a lot.

Besides, what does Yuheng’s affairs have to do with Mo Xuanji? He is just a cute little bird.

At this time, some comment sections that had not yet been polluted were still reminiscing about the peaceful times.

[I knew they still had each other in their hearts. Long Zun must have known that Feng Huang would be back today, so he brought wine to see him, wanting to have a drink and chat like before, but due to his status and position...]

[Knife, the knife point is good]

[He even left a pot for his wife, and she really took it. They were really serious. I cried my heart out.]

[Come out here, you old thief. What is this metaphor for? Don’t hurt my little sweetheart. I finally got some candy.]

After the Dragon Lord left, Yu Heng also left with the remaining wine in the pot. The comic camera turned to the sky with a bird flying high.

Next page, in the mission carriage, Mo Xuanji sat in the carriage with his eyes closed, and his companions were checking the mission beside him. Lin Chengjie sat in the middle of the carriage and explained the mission situation to them.

【Oh oh oh oh it’s machete brother! 】

[It’s so funny that people have names]

[Hey guys, the scale of this mission seems pretty big. Are the enemies planning to do something big?]

After the tasks were assigned, the four teams each rushed to their respective areas of responsibility.

[Eh? Isn't this from the day of the celebration? Is the old thief out collecting materials? ]

[Wuwuwu, these people are so nice, kind and enthusiastic, and because I want to see these smiles from the heart, I have to work hard to protect this world. It's so right, this is the correct way to open a hot-blooded boy's comic! ]

[As long as the later stage does not throw away the young heads and shed the young blood, I am willing to promote the old thief for the rest of my life]

【Ordered】

[I am dying of laughter. Is the artifact so uncool? I have guessed all those artifacts one by one, and you told me it is the pad below? ]

【Hahaha Little Golden Retriever: Huh? Is there something wrong with my eyes? Not sure, let me take a look】

[Why does it seem like Sister Shen doesn’t have a good relationship with her family? ]

[Speaking of which, Sister Shen's background is also mysterious. The fact that she can produce this card shows that her family is definitely not ordinary.]

[Isn't it standard for the protagonists to have their identities be a mystery? (dog head)]

Mo Xuanji's finger stopped slightly as it was sliding down. According to Liuhe's evil taste, the next page would definitely be...

"Wife!"

In the comic, a bubble burst out of the screen and hit Mo Xuanji's face. The camera turned with his line of sight, and saw a pair of dark little eyes light up in front of him, like a wolf pack surrounded in the middle of the night, but the light in these eyes was not green but red with love.

【Hahahahaha, don’t come over here! 】

[Wife hahahahaha]

[I understand. A wife doesn’t have to be a human being, and someone who calls me wife doesn’t have to be a human being either.]

[Hahahahaha Xuan Ji is really popular among the little birds, is it because of her phoenix bloodline?]

[Now that you mention it, what would happen if Yuheng came to visit Bird Market? ]

[Maybe it will get even crazier?]

[Hahahaha, what did you draw, old thief? Why do I feel greasy about a starling?]

[Hahahaha, Changan is so busy and noisy]

[Vision of a little chicken with eyes full of ghosts after committing a crime: Private Marseilles best friend, wow Darcy didn’t mean it~]

[Laughing to death. Cool guy with a cold face: Actually, you can pretend to be dumb]

[Hahaha, no, there is still a fish that has slipped through the net]

[Person in charge: It’s bad. I’m going to lose my job.]