Chapter 092 Chapter 92
That night, the comics were updated.
At this moment, Mo Xuanji, who had just escaped from the "clutches of love" of his people, emerged from the bushes with lingering fear and breathed a sigh of relief.
It's so scary. Being dragged by a group of muscular men to work out is really scary. He really can't lift such a heavy barbell.
Thinking of the scene just now in the training ground, Mo Xuanji couldn't help but shiver all over.
In front of him was a guy bigger than Yan. The tribesmen gathered in a circle and looked at him enthusiastically, even cheering him on. Mo Xuanji was very moved, but also really scared. What if he forcibly lifted it up and lost his balance and fell to the ground? Would the two iron biscuits slide down the pole and beat him into a cookie? That's what happened in Tom and Jerry.
The system was hesitant to speak, its tone heavy and tears streaming down its face: "My son, if it really doesn't work, let's just run away. Don't force yourself. You are now the last dignity of the Feather Clan. Daddy really can't bear to see you become like that, wuwuwuwu."
So Mo Xuanji ran away, as if he had made up his mind and never looked back.
Facts have proved that escaping is shameful but effective. Although the Erkang Hand of his tribesmen made him feel a little guilty, at least he didn't have to worry about being beaten into a cake for a short time.
But the next scene is more or less a bit weird, with Mo Xuanji running wildly in the front with his head down, and the bird behind chasing him while jerking off and shouting "freedom" and "happiness", "bondage" and "faith".
"Damn it, don't underestimate the bond between the Feather Tribe and the Iron Tribe, kid! Try it a few more times and you'll fall in love with this feeling!"
"We don't want it!" Mo Xuanji and the system shouted in protest together.
Fortunately, the Feather Tribe's territory was well-circled, with many trees and obstacles, and after a few rounds, the terrifying pursuers disappeared. To be safe, Mo Xuanji simply dove into the haystack and hid there until dark.
After a few days of observation, he found that the Feathered Tribe still maintained the most primitive living and sleeping habits, working at sunrise and resting at sunset. After the sun sets, it is the rest time for each bird. Unless there is a large-scale event, everyone usually goes back to their own homes and does not disturb each other. Even if there is something to do, it will be put off until tomorrow.
Sure enough, after dark, no bird passed by this area anymore, and the "pursuers" should have gone home. Mo Xuanji waited for a while before coming out of the bushes and sneaking back home.
But what he didn't know was that at this moment, a tree behind him was filled with muscular brothers with kind faces.
One of them propped up its face with its wings, and a pink heart gradually appeared in its eyes: "Wuwuwu, the serious look on the little cub's face is so adorable. Does he think he is playing hide-and-seek with us?"
"Hehehe, that cub thought he had gotten away, but he didn't know that his every move was clearly seen by us, hehehehehe."
"Why are you laughing like a villain?" The brothers below punched him.
"As expected of Master Fenghuang's child, he has quite the same demeanor as the old man." A guy quietly took out his phone and took a series of photos of Mo Xuanji's back, but it was obvious that he was not familiar with electronic products - he forgot to turn off the flash. After a few rounds of continuous shooting, the tree flashed like it was locked by lightning.
Not far away, a bird opened its window, covered its blinded eyes, and cursed in bird language with a particularly dirty word, angrily saying, "Who is so wicked as to dance on a tree?"
"Help, how do I turn this thing off!?"
"Click." A big hand appeared and finally turned off the evil flashlight. After the bright light, there was a sudden darkness, and the companions whose visual nerves had not yet reacted became blind one by one.
"Thank you so much. Which family member is it? I'll stew potatoes for you tomorrow!"
"It's me." The acting clan leader's cold voice came from behind, and the birds present were all frozen. Yan took the phone away with a stern face: "How many times have I told you that the cub is still young, you are not allowed to play with him, and you are not allowed to take secret photos, but you all don't learn your lesson, right?"
"Hey, hey, boss, listen to our explanation... Oh! Oh! Ah——"
"Your cell phones have been confiscated. It's time to go to sleep. I'll count to three. Whoever leaves last will have to get up early tomorrow to dig potatoes." As soon as the words were spoken, the group of guys ran away, holding their heads and screaming, completely forgetting that they still had wings.
Yan stood there, keeping a serious expression, with his hands behind his back. After the last bird ran away, Yan quickly took out his mobile phone and forwarded all the photos to himself, then deleted the records skillfully. The whole process took no more than two seconds. After doing all this, he returned to his usual serious look and left with his hands behind his back.
Mo Xuanji had no idea what was happening behind him. He opened the door, got on the bed, and crawled into the quilt in one go. After a pause, he took out his phone and opened a comic.
Strange, what can Liuhe paint when it's already holiday? Mo Xuanji wondered doubtfully.
[Dangdang! Holiday special, when the protagonists go home for the holiday...]
This title made Mo Xuanji's eyes go dark.
【Hi, hi, hi, let’s go home and have some fun! 】
[Hey, is this a daily sweet treat? ]
【Excited hand rubbing】
[This sentence is actually from Xuanji’s wife’s perspective]
The cover of this episode shows Mo Xuanji sitting on a bus, looking calmly through the glass window at the camera. At this time, he is wearing a thin casual outfit and a Bluetooth headset on his ear.
This was exactly what he wore when he took the bus home. Mo Xuanji was shocked: "Wait, didn't you say that you won't draw if there's no plot?"
"Don't panic, he might want to draw the Feather Clan." The system comforted him.
When the Feather Clan was mentioned, Mo Xuanji fell into strange silence. Indeed, if we look at it from the perspective of a comedy comic, every frame of the Feather Clan is perfect material.
But Liuhe obviously didn't think so. He started painting directly from Mo Xuanji's grandmother's house.
As the plot developed, Mo Xuanji's expression changed from fear at the beginning to numbness step by step. When he appeared in red, his hanging heart finally died.
[She appeared. It was the grandma that Xuanji mentioned! 】
[Ah. She looks so kind and friendly. She reminds me of my grandma.]
[A classic greeting from the older generation: You’ve lost weight. My grandma also said the same thing when I came back from vacation, although in fact I gained 20 pounds.]
[Hahaha, Xuanji’s wife is still so popular among the little birds. Human-shaped bird stand.jpg]
[Ji...Jizi? Am I seeing this right? This is our cool guy's nickname? ]
[Yes, upstairs, you read it right, it’s so cute! My girlish heart is about to explode]
[Hey, Jizi, hey...why isn't it a little Jizi?]
[There is a kind of cold that makes grandma feel that you are cold... Wait, grandma, what are you holding in your hand! (Screaming)]
【Hahahahahaha this is a hot and popular suit! 】
[Grandma, please use your eldest grandson's face correctly——]
"How handsome! This is how pretty birds will like you."
In the comic, Mo Xuanji had an expression of "I'm tired, let's destroy it", but he still took it and put it on obediently. The red cotton shirt, red cotton pants and red cotton shoes made Mo Xuanji look so handsome and down-to-earth for the first time. At this time, the comment area and the barrage were all laughing.
[Although I resisted, I still put it on obediently]
[Hahahaha Grandma’s love——]
[Don’t let us cool guys wear weird clothes hahahahaha]
【The male god’s black photo, get】
The speed of creation of the unscrupulous netizens is always a mystery. The comics were updated less than an hour ago, and outrageous fan creations appeared. Various funny and earthy MV links appeared in the comment area like a well, and the comments below were all calling it an eye-sore. Of course, the protagonists here are all Mo Xuanji, and it is the red limited edition.
"Red is destruction! Blue is indifference! Green is disguise! White is nothingness! Black is the destination!"
[I don’t agree with the idea of no gold Chelsea]
"Every year when the peach blossoms bloom, I think of someone"
[Burial... no, Ji Tiandi? ]
"When the flowers bloom, come and see me"
[I still think that handsome guys’ heads shouldn’t fly out of roses in piles]
[How about turning into a butterfly and flying out? 】【Video link】
[Poke my own eyes, but it’s so magical, I like it so much hahahahahahaha]
Mo Xuanji closed his eyes in pain, banging his head against the wall. He shouldn't have clicked in. These things were even more devilish than the one that pinched your crotch last time. After watching it once, the melody was even engraved in his mind.
Curiosity kills!
[It’s so heartwarming chatting in the yard, and grandma’s personality is so cute hahahaha]
[Xuan Ji: I am the only reliable one in this family]
[Hahaha, it was hatched by an old hen. Isn't this similar to when adults tricked children into believing that babies were hatched from under a squeaky nest?]
[As expected of Xuanji’s wife, the way she was born is so unusual, but what kind of operation is this cooked up! 】
[Hahahaha, such a big egg, but boiled into such a small one, I understand, this is the concentrated essence! ]
【Passing by】
Liuhe specially used a Q-version style to draw Grandma Mo's memories, and the whole picture was warm and a little funny. Mo Xuanji just watched the two-headed grandma struggling to put eggs into the pot, adding water and firewood, and occasionally slicing carrots into it.
[Strange, why did Yuheng's wife throw the eggs so far away? Although grandma said it lightly, Xuanji was almost turned into a dead egg at that time.] Someone suddenly realized that something was wrong.
[It's good to hide things in the mountains, right? ]
[There seems to be something wrong with this stone table. Is there any pattern on it? ]
As something from memories, the "Stone Table" is also in Q-version style, but netizens still noticed something wrong from the clues.
[This looks like an altar? Look at the placement of these stones. They look scattered but they seem to be connected to form a pattern.]
[Oh no... this, this, this, just a blind guess, Xuanji is the sacrifice? ]
[Hiss~ I hope I just over-interpreted it. If my wife is really a sacrifice, then given the old thief’s character, there will definitely be a lot of knives in the future.]