Chapter 49: I have little education, please don't lie to me

Chapter 49: I have little education, please don't lie to me

Philip laughed. It was really interesting that this big brother was related to monkeys.

He threw another banana in front of the big brother, who opened it.

"Don't try to fool me, I'll skin you alive if I catch you."

A weak and educated scholar in his team wanted to tell their leader that monkeys wouldn't understand what they were saying even if they talked to them. Besides, how could monkeys really become spirits and understand human language?

All the output depends on shouting, but it is a waste of energy in front of monkeys.

Suddenly, the eldest child slipped and fell into the grass and mud, with his mouth full of dirt.

“Pah, pah, pah…” What is that?

Big Brother looked back, his face filled with anger.

The stinky monkey also threw banana peels around, which shows his poor quality!

Soon all the men were on alert, and Big Brother also realized that it could not be just a stinky monkey. He ordered them to search every tree for the person, and after finding the person, he would tie him up and hang him under a tree, and then whip the corpse until he was satisfied.

I think a lot, but if I can't do it, everything is in vain.

While these people were distracted while looking for someone, Philip adopted the tactic of defeating them one by one. He first killed all the lackeys around their big brother, leaving only him who was cursing.

And would Philip need to hide from him in a one-on-one situation?

He jumped in front of the small leader and swung his fist, wanting to knock him down so that he could sleep with his subordinates. However, the man in front of him was obviously a martial artist, and even if the fist came, his body would automatically form a conditioned reflex and use his arms to block it.

All the movements are trained repeatedly, and he has been trained to become a natural fighter.

There is indeed a reason why he can become the leader.

Philip retreated. It wasn't that his boxing skills were inferior to this man's, but because his current body was a little weak, he didn't have an advantage in fighting. If only he could switch to his real body...

The little leader obviously also discovered this, and he was no longer in a hurry to beat Philip. As long as Philip couldn't run away, he was inferior to him in terms of his physical skills, and he would never win in a one-on-one fight with the little prince.

Let him shine on the stage. The little boss didn't go on stage before because he felt he couldn't win, and he wanted the prince to consume more energy so that his chances of winning would be greater. Also, the prince has a trick that can knock people off the stage. If he can't deal with it carefully, he will be eliminated miserably. This is a forest, and all his tricks are useless.

Thinking about this, the little chief became calmer and even began to adjust his hat. Perhaps the castle's guards would often patrol here, and he couldn't lose his image as the future prince consort.

Philip did not know what court drama the man was thinking of, but when Philip was not noticing he hooked his vines on an upper branch and swung behind him.

The little leader turned around angrily, took out the vines and wanted to fuck him again. In addition to whipping people, the vines can also be used to strangle people. With his great strength, strangling a man of Philip's physique is no more difficult than tearing a rabbit apart with bare hands.

Of course Philip would not sit still and wait for death. He hooked onto the branch above, and before the little leader had time to react, he hooked his legs around his head. This was also a form of fighting technique, but it had to come as a surprise to be effective.

While the little leader was still in his beautiful fantasy, he had already wrapped his legs around his head tightly, and now he could strangle him to death.

…

These five people were easily defeated, and later Philip used the same method of throwing stones to test the water to get rid of the remaining 18 people.

It really did a great thing by eliminating evil for Fanfan Kingdom and even the entire fairy tale world of Sleeping Beauty.

At this moment, it was getting darker.

Philip couldn't find his good friend Hansen, and he couldn't shout and expose his location.

They could only use the marks they had made in this small forest and continue carving words on each tree.

This time, he did not call Hansen, but summoned his brother Joseph.

The nights in the forest are usually pitch black, but the moon was particularly bright this night. Perhaps it knew that a duel would take place in this forest, so it deliberately made itself bright.

Prince Joseph knew that the handwriting with its uneven texture must be Philip's. He had just eliminated some players and was going to look for him after dark.

"You said before that our missions conflict with each other. That's right. We are destined to fight to complete the mission, either here or on the stage in the square. Now it seems that there is no hope there, so why not settle the matter here today?" Joseph spoke like a hero.

He was magnanimous and graceful, and outsiders all thought that Joseph was an upright man, a hero who eliminated evil and promoted good.

Unlike Philip, who was despicable and cunning, he even threw a lot of banana peels at others in the previous fight.

Perhaps Joseph's temperament is natural, and he radiates light in real life, unlike him looking like a gangster. If he were not packaged as an elite athlete, he would be a social future scrap who often gets into fights in school and is annoying.

Philip didn't want to hide anymore. Seeing that Joseph had no weapon in his hands, he threw away his vines and slingshot.

"Let's have a boxing match." That's fairer.

Unexpectedly, Joseph did not even say a word in response.

He smiled, and took out a sword that was shining with cold light from somewhere or from some direction. The sword was so dazzling under the moonlight.

Philip was a little uncomfortable with the show.

Joseph threw away the scabbard and looked Philip at eye level.

Philip was still full of questions. How could such a beautiful scabbard be thrown away without any reason? The ground was so dark. What if it was picked up by a squirrel or a monkey?

Wait, is this what he needs to care about? Isn't the real point he wants to complain about...?

"Why were you allowed to bring a sword in? Didn't the referee say that weapons were not allowed in?"

"Yes, but as long as the body search is not discovered, how would he know you brought it in?"

Body search? Yes, where could Joseph hide such a huge sword? Does he have such a big four-dimensional pocket?

Don't lie to me because I have little education!

Wait, speaking of the four-dimensional pocket, could this be Joseph's prop?

Yan Qing also kept throwing her flying knives and never worried about not finding them back, because the props had been marked by the system and their owners. As long as they were not consumable, the system would return them to the warehouse no matter where they were thrown.

Philip looked at Joseph with some caution, not because he had a sword; he would be at a disadvantage if they fought without one.

He felt a little uncomfortable in his head from the moment Joseph drew his sword. What kind of novel experience was this?

There is always a voice in his head brainwashing him.

"This guy with the sword is so handsome! Push him down! You must push him down! After you push him down, do this and that to him!"

Yes, this is the wine that Philip drank. Another hidden duff, a pervert, as long as he encounters a wrong string in his brain and believes that the other party's behavior is elegant and beautiful, the nerves in his brain will force its owner to lick it hard.

It is difficult for the master's body to resist this kind of information transmission. After all, if he fights desperately, his head will explode.

Philip shook his head violently, deciding to make a quick decision.

He picked up the whip he had just thrown away on the ground, rushed towards Joseph, and then said something that made him feel ashamed and angry for many years to come.

"Brother, let's play Ace Adoration together!"

Joseph: “???”

Joseph, who has a simple emotional world, may have never heard of this word.

He didn't understand it, so he decided to leave it alone and ask his friend what the word meant later.

Philip struck out with the whip, and Joseph met it with the sword.

Fortunately, Philip's mind created a character for him that was a man with a strong desire to conquer, and he knew that he had to defeat the opponent first before he could do this or that to him.

As long as he is not the M, everything will be fine.

After all, the vines had never been reinforced, and they fell apart after a few rounds. Joseph was not in a hurry and waited for Philip to take out new weapons.

Philip's head was now even more furious than before.

Slingshot? Binding?

Banana peel? Blindfold?

Big Banana? Not suitable for children.

What the hell is going on here? Can this system learn something good?

He couldn't take it anymore. He wanted to go into the rabbit to complain. The whole game atmosphere was too smoky and magical. It was simply unbearable for a straight man like him.

"Rabbit, come out to me!"

As soon as Chu Cheng'an returned to the system space, he looked like a heroic and proud rooster with a big tail, shaking its head and tail.

The rabbit looked at him with amusement: "What's wrong? Do you think you can't pass this level?"

"No way! Those props of yours... what are you doing with those idiotic duffs? Don't you think the scene is chaotic enough? All the stuff you put into my head is 18+. What have you turned this pure fairy tale world into?"

"A pure fairy tale world? Who told you that? The author Wen Di has dated seven or eight girlfriends himself, so I don't need to introduce Fang Neng's intellectual output to you, right?"

"Who cares about the author... I'm telling you, the system, to quickly remove this duff of mine. It has seriously affected my physical and mental health!"

"Physical and mental health? Who cares? The item you used for wine before only gave you very good bonus duffs. It's impossible for you to get all the good things. There must be some negative duffs."

"…Then change another one."

"Which one do you want to change to? The petrification effect where you die instantly after being hit? Or the poisoning effect where your body slowly decays and you die?"

This... no matter which one you choose, there is no way out...

No wonder the rabbit thinks this prop is a bad thing and refuses to accept it when it is given to it.

Chu Chengan felt hopeless, as if a heavy rock was pressing on his chest.

"…Is there an antidote to the poisoning? How long can one live after being poisoned?"