Chapter 19 Domesticated Goblins
I finally see through it. This guy Lin Yan had no good intentions when he put the dust-proof film on the gaming chair!
We were having a great time in the bedroom that day, and he carried me to the game room and shook me so hard that I felt dizzy, and the stimulation under my butt was almost fatal.
"You...um...what are you doing there..." I was shivering as I grabbed the belt of his pajamas, the alarm bells in my heart ringing like an air raid sirens.
"The chair is ergonomic," he said, grinning like a gentleman, pushing me onto the throne in front of the 4090 graphics card. "It'll save Ruizi's back from aches."
The next day, I collapsed on the bed and pretended to be dead. I heard him wiping the chairs next door. The smell of alcohol wafted over and made my head hurt. I was so embarrassed that I dug my toes out of the three-bedroom apartment and said, "Lin Yan, just wipe it! Don't smell it with wet wipes!"
The damn "housewarming gift box" sent by the fourth brother was even more tragic. When I opened it, I almost hit him on the head with the express box——
A black lace animal ear headband with a plush tail and a bell, plus a see-through fishnet shirt marked as one size fits all (damn one size!).
Lin Yan, the bastard, hooked his fingertips around his tail and shook it, the bell jingling like a death warrant: "Ruizi, wear it once? Just take a picture."
As soon as I tied my tail, I was pushed in front of the game wall. The eyes of the Claude figurine were facing my butt, and the "No Squirting" note held by the Tifa figurine was a mockery of my life. The bells rang more frequently than the e-sports keyboard, and the plush tail had been pulled to the side of my waist.
"Be gentle! The tail is about to fall off..."
"It won't fall off," he mumbled, biting the back of my neck. "The buckle is mountaineering-grade and can't fall off."
I finally understood. When this guy coaxed people into putting on the props in a gentle voice, he used his fingers to draw circles under the tailbone;
They say "it's the last time and it's over", but they don't stop at all;
I wiped my tears and asked, "Did it hurt you?" But he was more ferocious than a pile driver.
Especially with a face full of Buddha's light, he commented in the tone of an academic report:
"The bells are ringing faster than your hand speed record in Sekiro."
As I was sprawled on the sofa chewing potato chips, I suddenly realized that Lin Yan was almost raising me like a domestic goblin - I would sleep until I woke up naturally every day, meals would automatically appear at the head of the bed, and he would even pick up the express deliveries on his way home from get off work.
This isn't a relationship, it's simply entering retirement convalescence mode early!
What’s more, even though I don’t have to do anything, he still has to fuck me at night!
"I'm looking for a summer job!" One day after dinner, I suddenly blurted out this sentence while holding a popsicle in my mouth. Lin Yan, who was wiping the residue on my table, shook his hand and the disinfectant wipes "clicked" into the fish-flavored shredded pork.
He pushed up his glasses, a cold glint flashing through the lenses: "Is it unfair for you to stay with me?"
Damn it! This tone is even more dangerous than the last time he caught me hiding spicy snacks!
I quickly started to flatter him: "How could that be! I'm just trying to relieve Mr. Lin's financial pressure! Look at me spending money on this game..."
Before I could finish my sentence, he grabbed me by the waist and lifted me onto his lap, rubbing the back of my neck like a cat: "Chen Rui, it was my Alipay account that you used to buy canned food for stray cats last month."
Damn! The economic lifeline is being tightly controlled.
I tried to get away with it by rolling around strategically, but he just pushed me down on the sofa and kissed me until I was suffocating. Finally, he nuzzled my earlobe with his nose and chuckled, "You really want to go out?"
I was so overwhelmed by her beauty that I nodded frantically. The next day, I ran into a female high school classmate holding a sign that read "Urgently hiring tutors at high prices" at the gate of the community.
"Two hundred an hour!" She dragged me under the shade of a tree like she was selling Amway. "I'll teach the high school boys in the neighborhood next door. I'll cover math, physics, and chemistry!"
I looked at the golden hourly wage numbers on the flyer, as if I saw countless game skins waving at me, and I signed the contract on the spot in a fit of rage.
On the way home, I was staring at the elevator buttons and thinking frantically, but when the door opened, I was met with Lin Yanhe's kind smile - this guy actually shared my phone's location!
I bravely confessed to get a lenient answer, but he looked at me with the expression of someone dissecting a frog: "You teach math, physics, and chemistry? Who was it that hugged me and cried for help last semester?"
"Three days of absence brings new perspective!" I stiffened my neck and pulled out my brand new teaching aids. "I haven't played ranked for three days just to prepare for class!"
In fact, the book was a slow-selling item that the owner of the bookstore downstairs gave me out of pity for me, and the cover was still on.
The next day, I went to the trial class wearing the "human-like and dog-like suit" that Lin Yan personally matched. The moment I opened the door, I almost fell to my knees——
What on earth has this high school sophomore grown up on? Standing at the door like a telephone pole, he's 185cm tall and opens his mouth with a bass-like voice: "Hello, Teacher Chen."
Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of someone pretending to look at a fire hydrant at the corner of the corridor, and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up.
"These are the five years of college entrance examination questions I compiled."
Lin Yan appeared out of nowhere and slammed a pile of information half his height onto the coffee table. He smiled like the Queen giving Snow White the poisoned apple and said, "Classmate, Teacher Chen specially asked me to prepare this."
The kid's eyes were fixed on someone's academic nuclear weapon, so I took the opportunity to sneak a peek at Lin Yan's phone - wow, the lock screen was actually a photo he secretly took of us kissing! This scheming guy must have done it on purpose!
Anyway, the first tutoring session was successfully completed. The boy was full of admiration for me, and when I mentioned the game, he fell in love with me even more.
That night, I was tossed and turned by the jealous guy and questioned until the early morning. He bit my collarbone and brought up the past: "Last time, you said the female students looked like Samoyeds, and this time you said the male students looked like Dobermans?"
I collapsed on the bed like a dead fish: "Please be kind, I have to go out tomorrow..."
"No thanks." Lin Yan licked his lips contentedly. "I just sent your student a few sets of simulation questions. I'll go and explain them to him after he finishes them in the next few days."
I reached for my phone and nearly fainted—this guy had used my account to send a message saying, "My wife's been sick lately, so I'll teach the rest of the class."
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