Chapter 330 Medical Talent
Minister Bones's search for research talents did not stop there.
Just after seeing off Crocker who was about to hand over his work, she and Jian Yu visited St. Mungo's Hospital, committed to finding a therapist with innovative spirit and strong professional skills to join the project team.
The hospital, which was generously funded by the Ministry of Magic, quickly recruited a young therapist and assured them that he was the most "positive", "ambitious", "innovative" and "committed to complementary therapies" in the entire hospital.
With some expectations, Jian Yu saw a familiar therapist in a familiar ward. He was holding a tube and poking it into the patient's mouth.
That was Augustus performing gastric lavage on the patient!
"So, are you willing to let me try the stomach-eviscerating spell?" Augustus' eyes lit up the moment he saw Jian Yu. "Although I can't give you total anesthesia and make you feel painless - that's a technique I'm currently working on, but my stomach-eviscerating spell has made great progress. Now I can completely take out the contents of the stomach without taking out the stomach as well!"
He was very interested in showing them the patient on the bed, who was vomiting and vomiting like a shrimp:
"This is a failed case. He accidentally swallowed some kind of toadstool. When the antidote failed, I had to use the stomach-pulling spell. Unfortunately, I didn't pull it out completely. I only took out the solid food. I couldn't get rid of the semi-liquid and liquid ones, so I have to wash it..."
Seeing this, Jian Yu couldn't help but hold her stomach with one hand.
"You are very innovative. You have learned a lot about Muggle medicine. But my stomach is healed now, so you don't need to worry about it for now."
Augustus' eyes dimmed, and he looked very sorry that he couldn't practice his stomach-ripping spell again.
"So are your intestines okay?" he asked hopefully, "Are you constipated? Is there blood? How many times a day? How long does it take? Do you need an intestinal spell? I can do it for you for free. And Minister Bones, you said last time that your waist hurts often. My research on human bones is first-class. I can make your lumbar disc grow again without worrying about paralysis. All back pain problems can be solved once and for all-"
Jian Yu and Minister Bones both froze.
"Go away!" Even his master Hippocrates couldn't stand it anymore and decided to pack him up and send him away quickly. "It's a great honor for us at St. Mungo's to have you join the research team! If you get into trouble there in the future, just don't tell anyone."
But what is unexpected is——
Augustus and Crocker hit it off right away, like a pair of soulmates finding each other.
"The medical technology of St. Mungo's has not made any progress." Augustus lamented, "From the Intestine-Evading Curse, the Stomach-Evading Curse to the Kidney-Evading Curse, the Liver-Evading Curse, and the Heart-Evading Curse, no one has the courage to try. If everyone is afraid to innovate, how can medical technology improve?"
"Indeed." Crocker nodded seriously and pulled open his robe to show Augustus the scar on his arm. "I am still very happy to make progress. I just tried the enhanced healing spell on myself and confirmed that adding the root word "maxima" after the ordinary spell and waving the wand to the right at the same time can achieve the effect of scar hyperplasia."
Augustus looked at the enlarged scars with fascination, and marveled:
"No, it looks like scar hyperplasia, but it can actually be understood as the excessive division and proliferation of fibrous connective tissue under the effect of the enhanced spell... If you didn't cut your arm, but somewhere like your stomach, I would consider adding a catalytic spell, and then some potion cultivation. Maybe I can get a new piece of stomach tissue... until I cultivate a new stomach for replacement... You know, before the invention of the Bone Spirit, no one could imagine that bones could grow. Maybe we are making history!"
"What a genius idea," Crocker praised. "This is what researchers like us should have, the courage to innovate and the courage to practice! If you can grow a new stomach, maybe you can consider whether this new stomach can be installed in other people without being rejected, so that everyone doesn't have to worry about stomach problems anymore!"
"You are the most qualified to be a healer!" Augustus excitedly shook Crocker's hand, "Your insights are more advanced than those of all the healers at St. Mungo's! You are worthy of being a Unspoken Person, the most mysterious job in the entire British wizarding world! Your thoughts are extraordinary!"
"Thank you!" Crocker held Augustus' hand tightly. "My friend, if you don't mind, you can take a piece of my stomach and try it, as long as you can make it grow back!"
The two of them stared at each other affectionately, and little flowers seemed to be floating around them, making Jian Yu and Minister Bones sweat profusely.
"My suggestion is to separate the two of them before a safety accident occurs." Minister Bones murmured, "Yu, what do you think?"
Jian Yu felt that this suggestion was correct, pertinent, objective and to the point.
"No one here would have their stomach ripped out," she said firmly. "I don't want to sing "Tears Behind Bars" in Azkaban."
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