aloof and eccentric man
The leader, wearing a colorful headgear, stood in the middle of the Rainbow Bridge, enthusiastically hawking his wares:
"The Hundred Birds Gang is recruiting! Join now and receive a hand-drawn portrait of a fried fish! Plus, one free instance of Dog Egg swearing!"
Zui Qingfeng leaned against the bridge railing, puffing out smoke; Chen Ze stood by, sword in hand, watching coldly; while Shi Yun and Xi Jiang elegantly... cracked melon seeds in the background.
At this moment
"Whoosh!"
A blinding light flashed, and the crowd parted automatically.
A strange man wearing a mango-yellow headdress with rainbow stripes strode over.
His cloak fluttered behind him, and every step seemed to have its own "thump thump thump" background sound effect.
The entire Hundred Birds Gang remained silent for three seconds.
The eldest brother pointed at the other party with trembling hands.
"Sir, your hood..."
The other party solemnly clasped their hands in a fist salute.
"My surname is Invincible, my given name is Ultraman, and I am known in the martial arts world as the Cold and Mad Genius!"
He muttered to himself while frying the fish.
"This name is even more outrageous than the boss's Rainbow Bird..."
The leader rushed forward and tightly grasped Ultraman's hand.
"Dude! Where did you buy that hood?!"
Ultraman's eyes welled up with tears.
"My confidant! This is a dazzling, iridescent satin from the Western Regions. I spent three hundred taels of silver to snatch the last piece!"
The two held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes. The colorful headbands and mango rainbow headbands shone brightly in the sunlight, making even the drunken breeze and smoke fall away.
"This light... in my eyes..."
Chen Ze silently turned around.
"I refuse to be ranked alongside such a person as a master in the martial arts world."
To show his sincerity, Ultraman demonstrated his ultimate technique on the spot.
First move: Rainbow Flash Fist: When the fists are swung, the headgear reflects seven-colored light spots, which dazzles three onlookers.
Second move: Mango Earth-burrowing Technique: Head down, bury yourself in the ground, leaving only your legs kicking wildly in the air.
(Later, Xi Jiang dug it out with a shovel)
Ultimate Technique: The Allure of the Headgear: The moment the headgear is removed, everyone (including Gou Dan) is stunned by his handsome face and stands frozen in place.
"Smack!"
The eldest brother swiftly put the headband on him.
"Brother! It's best to keep such beauty hidden! I'm afraid the ladies of the martial world will fight over you!"
In the morning, he adjusted the angle of his wig in front of the bronze mirror.
"The energy of light is insufficient today, and we need to replenish it with mangoes."
At noon, he solemnly ordered food from the fried fish.
"Please give me a plate of shimmering golden fried rice, without scallions, as they will affect my wavelength."
At night, he squatted on the roof and posed for the moon.
"Senior Tiga, I will inherit your will..."
Unable to bear it any longer, Zui Qingfeng struck him on the head with his pipe.
Speak like a human being!
Ultraman crouched down, covering his head.
"...I want to eat barbecue."
One day, a local tyrant attacked, and the entire Hundred Birds Gang was mobilized to fight back.
Boss: "Watch my Rainbow Maze Steps!"
Ultraman: "Take this! Rainbow Cross Slash!"
The two men's hoods flashed during the battle, and the bullies wept bitterly.
"It's too bright! We surrender! We surrender!"
Chen Ze sheathed his sword with a dark expression.
"...Don't call me next time you encounter this kind of enemy."
Nowadays, on the roof of the Hundred Birds Gang, one can often see the strange sight of two large headgear reflecting light side by side.
"Brother, what about our headgear..."
The eldest brother affectionately stroked the colorful tassel.
"That is the true treasure of the martial arts world!"
Ultraman clenched his fist and shouted.
Under the tree, Zui Qingfeng poured Chen Ze a cup of wine.
Dog Egg nestled in Fried Fish's arms and muttered to himself.
"This gang is doomed..."
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