Gang business
Early in the morning, the gang's gate was pounded on loudly.
Fried Fish, with his hair all messy, went to open the door, only to find a dozen or so martial arts figures blocking the entrance with bounty posters in hand.
"I heard your gang specializes in dealing with all sorts of dissent? My sect leader's pet bird was kidnapped by bandits!"
The eldest son did a somersault and flipped off the roof beam.
(I drank too much last night and slept in the wrong place)
The colorful headgear hung askew beside her ears.
"Sure, sure! How much is the fee?"
"Fifty taels!"
"make a deal!"
The boss turned around and roared.
"Dust and mist! Drunken breeze! Grab your weapons!"
Several people crouched in the bushes, looking at the skull and crossbones flag fluttering above the village gate.
Zui Qingfeng suddenly nudged Shiyun.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Shiyun appeared out of nowhere, wearing a women's outfit and putting a veil over her face.
He was trembling from trying so hard not to laugh while frying the fish.
"Is that a steamed bun stuffed in your chest?"
"Shut up!"
Shiyun carefully adjusted her dress.
Do you understand the concept of a honey trap?
Chen Ze silently tied the sword tassel into a tight knot.
The plan went surprisingly smoothly.
When Shiyun twisted her waist and cried out "Help!" in a coquettish voice, the second-in-command of the mountain stronghold almost popped his eyes out.
Taking advantage of the bandits' jealousy and rivalry, the group easily rescued the woman locked in the cage...
"Wait, is that a bird??"
Pan-fried Fish poked the colorful chicken that was pecking at her shoes.
The client was heartbroken.
"Our sect leader has been feeding him elixirs for three years!"
Evening, gang warehouse
Zui Qingfeng counted the spoils of war.
"The bandits' loot is worth eighty taels of silver, the reward is fifty taels of silver, minus the cost of repairing Chen Ze's sword tassel..."
The eldest brother suddenly beckoned mysteriously: "Come see something good!"
He lifted the sack, and a gilded incense burner rolled out.
The moment the furnace lid was lifted, a cloud of colorful smoke billowed out, throwing the entire gang into chaos.
Shiyun's zither playing suddenly became passionate, and Xijiang jumped onto the roof beam to sing a folk song.
Chen Ze hugged the pillar and recited "Bring in the Wine" with deep emotion.
The drunken breeze chased its own shadow, ready to fight.
The fish is being fried while the watchdog is being given eyeliner.
And I...
He was being dragged around in circles in the yard by the eldest brother.
"Old Lin! This dance move is something I just created! It's called 'Hundred Birds Disco'!"
Rooftop at night
After the effects of the medicine wore off, we lay sprawled on the roof tiles to try and wake up.
Zui Qingfeng suddenly spoke.
"Boss, what jobs do we need for tomorrow?"
The eldest brother looked at the starry sky and counted on his fingers.
"The Li family mansion in the south of the city is haunted, a tea merchant in the north of the city is looking for a bodyguard, and..."
"Haunted house!"
While frying the fish, he sat up abruptly.
"I want to see the boss perform the exorcism dance!"
The night breeze carried the distant sound of the night watchman's clapper, and the newly hung gang sign under the eaves swayed gently, its crooked characters clearly visible in the moonlight.
Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix
Business Scope:
Exorcising demons/Finding people and things/Weddings and funerals
Writing love letters/Helping others argue/Teaching others to swear
Special service: Colorful Auspicious Clouds Atmosphere Set (fire-breathing available for an additional fee)
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