Silly Bird Makes Money
The next morning, a violent thrashing sound came from the gang's courtyard.
"Hold it down! Left wing!"
"Chen Ze, your sword sheath poked me!"
"Don't burn its butt with your pipe, Drunk Breeze!"
Dog Egg broke through the encirclement and attacked by the crowd, flapping its wings and flying onto the roof beam, shaking off a scattering of chicken feathers.
It raised its bare neck, and DouDou's eyes were full of arrogance.
"The Hundred Birds Gang! Noobs! The Hundred Birds Gang! Noobs!"
The old man was so angry that even his colorful headgear tilted to one side.
"If I don't train you into a civilized chicken today, I'll change my name!"
(Three minutes later)
Shiyun gracefully plucked the strings of her zither, and a piece titled "The Phoenix Seeks Its Mate" flowed smoothly through her playing.
Dog Egg suddenly froze, and Dou Dou's eyes welled up with tears.
"This tune... is what my mother sang to lull me to sleep..."
While it was distracted, Xi Jiang quickly stuffed a pill into the chicken's beak.
"Cough cough! What did you feed me...?"
Dog Egg's voice suddenly became clear and melodious.
"A hundred birds pay homage to the phoenix, unparalleled under heaven!"
The man holding up the "Improved Honesty Pill" instruction manual cheered.
"Effective duration: twelve two-hour periods!"
At the Rainbow Bridge Market, Gou Dan squatted on a specially made display stand, a bow tied around his neck.
"A clever rooster that can recite poems! Take a photo with it for just ten taels of silver!" the boss shouted, banging on his gong.
Zui Qingfeng held up the price list.
"Twenty taels for accompanying someone in a street brawl, thirty taels for writing love letters, fifty taels for being a professional straight man."
Dog Egg was forced to start working.
"Moonlight shines before my bed—"
"Great!" The onlookers threw in coins.
Li Bai slept soundly—
"Wonderful!" Thunderous applause erupted.
Chen Ze silently flicked the sword tassel onto the chicken's beak.
"If you dare to continue the line by sprinkling salt in the air, it's almost like spitting salt into the air; tonight, I'll make soup."
Late at night, Gou Dan, now under the influence of the drug, is taking revenge on society.
It carried the eldest's colorful headgear around the yard, singing as it ran.
"The leader of the Hundred Birds Gang is a fool—he wets the bed at night and then draws maps!"
Unable to sleep due to the noise, Zui Qingfeng took out a tinderbox with a gloomy face.
"Grilled or boiled?"
At the crucial moment, the soft sound of Shiyun's zither drifted over.
Dog Egg suddenly quieted down, jumped onto his lap, curled into a ball of fur, and made cooing sounds like a baby bird.
"It seems..."
Xi Jiang covered the chicks with a small handkerchief.
"In its past life, it was a lyrebird with a broken wing."
The eldest brother crept closer.
"Can I touch it now?"
"Snap!" My finger was pecked and bled again.
"Dog Egg! Are you targeting me?!"
The eldest brother cried out miserably.
Fried Fish ran over and gently patted Dog Egg's bald head, all in a very peaceful manner...
In the end, only the eldest brother was injured.
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