Yanmen Pass was attacked
The sandstorm from Yanmen Pass covered my face.
He squatted at the foot of the city wall, spitting out sand from his mouth while wiping the dust off his colorful headgear.
The note that mentioned the person from Yanmen Pass, who was quite capable, had been crumpled into a pulp.
"Is the wind this fierce here?"
The eldest brother muttered something, then his eyes suddenly lit up.
"The people here must be even fiercer!"
Old Xiao tugged at his clothes.
"Boss, the dogs here all use shields..."
"fart!"
The eldest brother flicked his sleeve, and his colorful cloak fluttered in the wind.
"Today, I, the leader of this gang, will meet the heroes of this place!"
Zui Qingfeng, with a pipe in his mouth, sneered.
"Who was it that got knocked away by the guy by the window last time?"
The eldest brother's neck turned red.
"That's because I, the gang leader, was being lenient with him!"
Chen Ze held his sword, his face expressionless.
"If you get beaten to tears this time, don't send a fake V for help."
"Who needs help!"
The eldest brother stuck his neck out.
"If I need help, I'll give the rainbow-colored headgear to Dog Egg as a kennel!"
Dog Egg immediately flew down from Fried Fish's shoulder and excitedly pecked at the boss's headgear.
"make a deal!"
Three days later, in the early morning, the members of the Hundred Birds Gang were having breakfast.
bite
A message suddenly popped up on Zui Qingfeng's FeiV account:
Boss: Help! Help! I'm going to be beaten to death! (Attached is a selfie with a bruised and swollen face)
In the photo, the leader has a panda eye and only half of his colorful hood is visible. In the background, a burly man carrying a giant shield can be vaguely seen.
The steamed bun in the fried fish's mouth fell to the ground.
"Boss, you've been beaten into a rainbow-colored bun?"
Chen Ze silently put down his chopsticks.
"I'll go get the sword."
Old Xiao sighed, "I knew it would turn out like this..."
Dog Egg was already excitedly circling around in the yard.
"A rainbow-colored headgear! A rainbow-colored headgear!"
When everyone arrived, the leader was sparring with an iron-clad man named Green Lotus.
It was less of a friendly exchange and more of a one-sided beating.
Every time Green Lotus's giant shield slammed down, the ground trembled. The leader dodged left and right under the shield like a butterfly, his colorful cloak now resembling a rag.
"If you're so capable, then don't use a shield!"
The old man was panting heavily.
"Let's have a contest of agility!"
Green Lotus grinned.
"OK!"
After saying that, he used a shield bash to send the boss flying three zhang away.
He sat on the city wall, frying fish and eating melon seeds.
"Boss, I think you can hold on a little longer."
The eldest brother was filled with grief and indignation.
"Frying fish! Are you even one of us?!"
Just then.
Swoosh
A stray arrow struck the boss squarely in the buttocks.
"Ouch!"
The eldest brother jumped up, clutching his butt, then collapsed to the ground with a thud and started snoring.
Everyone: "......"
The melon seeds in the fish-frying hand scattered all over the ground.
"The boss got shot!"
Zui Qingfeng squinted at the city wall.
"A mysterious hypnotic arrow? Interesting."
A battle is about to break out.
Green Lotus, carrying a giant shield, laughed arrogantly.
"A few more suicide missions?"
Dust and wisps drew their longswords.
"You hit him?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
Before Green Lotus could finish speaking, Dust Ze's sword was already pressed against his throat.
"clang!"
The giant shield blocked the fatal blow, but Green Lotus staggered back three steps, her hands and feet going numb.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Zui Qingfeng slipped behind him and tapped his back with his pipe.
Green Lotus roared, swung her giant shield, forced the two back, and tried to run away.
"Trying to leave?"
With a flick of her finger, Xi Jiang sent a silver needle silently piercing Lü He's knee.
"Thump!" Green Lotus knelt down on one knee.
Old Xiao swung the stick.
"Take this!"
"Thump!"
The green lotus leaves fell to the ground with a thud.
Just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Green Lotus suddenly sprang up and continued running.
"Is it not over yet?"
Chen Ze frowned, chased after him, and struck again with his sword.
And so, Green Lotus was knocked down, ran away, and was knocked down again, a cycle that repeated seven or eight times, until finally she was forced to the riverbank by the crowd.
"Stop, stop hitting me..."
Green Lotus, her face bruised and swollen, begged for mercy.
The eldest brother suddenly sat up as if he had risen from the dead.
"Let me do it!" With that, she delivered a flying kick, sending Green Lotus flying into the river...
As the sun set, the group dragged the wet green lotus leaves back home.
The fried fish poked the eldest brother's face.
"Boss, are we still going to Yanmen Pass?"
The eldest brother was groaning on the stretcher.
"Go...if I go again, I'll be a dog..."
Dog Egg immediately flew onto his head.
"Woof! The rainbow headgear is mine!"
A gentle breeze blows smoke rings.
"Remember to take down the plaque that says 'Invincible Under Heaven'."
Chen Ze's face was cold.
"If you run off again next time, I'll have Gou Dan come and rescue you."
Later, when Green Lotus woke up, she found herself tied up in the yard. The eldest brother squatted in front of her, smiling as he handed her a bowl of colorful glutinous rice balls.
"Hey bro, wanna join? Food included!"
Easter Egg
The next day, Gou Dan, wearing a colorful headgear, swaggered around the yard, only to trip over it and fall into the water tank.
The eldest brother seized the opportunity to snatch the headband, and the two resumed their daily chase.
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