Ignoring the reactions of the four men, I pointed at a skinny young man and said...
"From now on, you'll be called Bangzi..."
Before the Korean could even express his gratitude for the name I bestowed upon him, I felt something was missing, so I stroked my chin and pondered for a while…
Then he suddenly realized and said
"A name can't be chosen so casually; it must have a full name and a surname..."
The four underlings secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that even if the next name was bad, it couldn't be worse than "Korean"...
Little did they know that what I said next would be the beginning of their nightmare…
I continued speaking to my skinny younger brother.
"I hereby officially bestow upon you a name: you are the Arrogant One-Stick..."
The Korean was so shocked his mouth dropped open, thinking, "Am I a megalomaniac? Or am I a Korean? Your naming is just too damn artistic..."
"Hmm, that's a good name. From now on, your nickname will be 'Bangzi' (棒子). When people ask you your name, just give them your full name: 'Malice-Bangzi'..."
The Korean guy wore a bitter face, thinking to himself, "Damn, thank you so much for being so thoughtful. I hope no one ever asks my name again..."
As servants, they had no choice but to silently accept the name, and to make matters worse, they had to express their gratitude and show their satisfaction. It was so frustrating…
"The Arrogant One - Thank you, Master, for bestowing this name..."
"Haha...very good..."
I couldn't help but burst into a satisfied laugh, imagining the scene of this person going out to register their name—it was so satisfying…
There are three more, and we need to name them carefully. I pondered for a moment, then said to a man who was as short as a dwarf.
"I'm now officially bestowing upon you a name. From now on, you'll be called Shameless-Devil. I'll just call you Devil normally..."
"Shameless - the Japanese soldier thanks his master for bestowing this name..."
He was bewildered as to why he had this name. Wasn't he just a little short? Was calling him a "Japanese devil" a bit too much? Unable to resist, he could only accept it…
I continued, pointing to a dark-skinned, skinny young man.
"I hereby formally bestow upon you a name. From now on, you will be called Dead Monster-Monkey. I will just call you Monkey normally!"
"The Reckless Monkey thanks its master for bestowing this name..."
The last one had fair skin, but he didn't look masculine enough, and he was bald. After a moment's thought, I came up with a good name and immediately pointed at him happily, saying...
"I'm officially bestowing upon you a name. From now on, you'll be called 'Sissy-Baldy,' and we'll just call you Baldy normally..."
The bald man was taken aback, thinking to himself, "Why are people making personal attacks when naming someone? So what if I don't have hair? So what if I speak softly? Why are they calling me effeminate and bald?"
The bald man, on the verge of tears, could only resign himself to his fate.
"Sissy-bald guy thanks his master for the name..."
I felt somewhat embarrassed, not because I had insulted four demonic cultivators with such names, but because I felt those names were unworthy even for a demon lord…
Normally, these four terms should only be used to describe animals...
"Master, these two demons exude too much malevolent aura; they're definitely not good people. Kill them..."
Looking at the long face and the square face, Shi Miaomiao could tell at a glance that these two were haunted by vengeful spirits. Killing them would be accumulating merit for her, so she probably wouldn't refuse...
Thump...
Upon hearing Shi Miaomiao's words, the two men, whose intelligence was dwindling, finally realized that she was going to kill them, and immediately knelt down and begged for mercy...
"No...we didn't know you had such capable subordinates..."
"Hmph! Does ignorance give you the right to be rude to your master?"
Faced with the questioning, the two instinctively looked at me, hoping I could offer some advice, since they were used to me giving them suggestions…
"Forget it, we've known each other for a while, let them fend for themselves..."
I have absolutely no interest in killing these two. Mainly because they're weak and their intelligence is questionable. In this dangerous place, without my protection, they probably wouldn't be able to get out...
Hearing my words, Shi Miaomiao was a little disappointed, but she didn't disobey me. Instead, she nestled affectionately against my arm, wriggling around like a kitten, making me feel restless...
"Thank you for sparing our lives. We will definitely repay you..."
"Yes, to repay..."
The two of them were talking in unison, and I didn't take it seriously, just casually replying...
"Okay, you guys go and cultivate first..."
The two men, feeling as if they had been granted a pardon, slunk away and disappeared from sight in an instant…
"Master, why don't you kill them?"
"They're not exactly experts, so killing them or not is pointless. Besides, they carried me the whole time after you left, so consider it gratitude for them acting as my porters..."
I clicked my tongue, thinking to myself that it was mainly because these two were so unique and brought me a lot of joy. Perhaps I even hoped to see these two clowns again...
"Abandon your current cultivation methods; I'll provide you with new ones..."
Upon hearing my words, all five of them lit up; what I was giving them was definitely something good…
Looking around at the surroundings and then at the blood pool beside me, I finally found a suitable cultivation technique in the system…
The Divine Slaying Technique!
However, when I saw the required spiritual energy, my lips twitched uncontrollably; there were so many zeros...
It seems this cultivation technique is divided into five levels. The first level only requires 10 billion spiritual energy points, equivalent to the price of a ninth-tier magic weapon, but the second level requires one trillion spiritual energy points…
The system has proven that the more expensive the item, the better the quality; therefore, we can only buy the first tier first…
Seeing another 10 billion spiritual energy points disappear in an instant, my heart ached for no reason...
"Since the four of you are protecting me closely, your strength can't be too low. If you could also cultivate a combined attack technique, giving them the ability to challenge opponents of higher levels, it would be a trump card to take you out. More importantly, it would make you look cool..."
The cultivation technique I'm giving you is called the God-Slaying Heavenly Technique. It has five levels. Once you cultivate it to its peak, breaking through to the void will be a piece of cake...
However, I can only give you the first level for now. Don't underestimate this first level, because it's enough for you to cultivate to the ninth-grade Martial Emperor realm...
Moreover, your techniques complement each other, forming a self-contained formation. When defending against enemies, defeating them across realms is as easy as eating and drinking…”
After hearing my description, the four of them could no longer hide their joy. Shi Miaomiao, standing next to them, pouted and said...
"Master, why did you give them such a good cultivation technique? I also want the God-Slaying Heavenly Technique..."
"Miaomiao, stop fooling around. This God-Slaying Heavenly Art is too violent. I don't want you to become a cold-blooded killer. I want you to always be the gentle and kind saintess by my side..."
Hearing my sweet words, Shi Miaomiao trembled all over and quickly said shyly...
"I will only be your saintess; whatever you tell me to cultivate, I will cultivate..."
That damned pinched voice, that damned green tea tone, it's so alluring...
I browsed through the system shop for a while before finally finding a suitable cultivation technique. Looking at the description, I thought to myself, this is practically tailor-made for Shi Miaomiao…
Not only would it drastically increase her strength, but it would also allow her to create countless clones. Just imagining that scene is exhilarating! She absolutely must cultivate...
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