Black Crow calmed himself down and said in an icy tone.
"I am a crow, my name is Black Crow, not Little Black Bird. If you call me Little Black Bird again, I will kill you, do you hear me?"
I could sense his exasperation in his tone, and I thought to myself that this crow had probably been out in the cold for too long and lacked the shrewdness needed to deal with people…
With no one else around, I let loose and decided to tease the crow a bit…
Thinking of this, I said in a flippant tone
"Oh, don't worry about the details, the little blackbird song is so nice..."
Black Crow thought to himself, "Is this a matter of not caring about details? This is a matter of my dignity. Even if I'm a crow, I'm still a valiant crow..."
And as a man, the issue of size is something I can't joke about...
Therefore, the black crow roared in an extremely angry tone.
"Shut up! If it sounds so nice, why don't you call yourself 'Little Blackbird'? I am the great Black Crow..."
A fun idea popped into my head: I wonder what the effect would be if I performed a rap in the spiritual practice world?
Since Black Crow is so arrogant, it would be a disservice to his name not to give him an impromptu rap. In Black Crow's murderous rage, I spoke up...
"Yo-yo... I'm a crow, my name is Black Crow, I'm a small black bird, my head can't even hold everything..."
Black Crow nearly stumbled and fell, inwardly groaning, "What the hell is this?"
You're just singing, why did you include me in that? And what's the meaning of these lyrics? Are you saying I'm brainless?
I could sense that Black Crow was on the verge of exploding, but I acted as if I didn't notice at all, continuing to sing in that annoyingly irritating tone.
"Tick-tock, tick-tock, I really want to kill him. A crow is a black crow, and a black crow is always looking for its mother..."
"Shut up…"
Black Crow's voice was almost a roar. A sense of sorrow rose in his heart for no reason. Why did he, a master of the forbidden land of the gods, have to go through all this?
Have I encountered a demon? Even Tang Sanzang wasn't this annoying...
He couldn't help but look up at the sky and sigh, then asked himself a question in his heart.
"Don't I look fierce enough? Aren't my eyes intimidating enough? Aren't my words harsh enough? Why am I so intimidating? I can't even scare a mere mortal..."
I rolled my eyes at the lifeless-looking Black Crow and thought to myself, do you think I'm that obedient?
I have to give you another impromptu rap...
"Yoo-yo... Black Crow, Crow, angrily telling me to shut up... But I don't want to pay attention to him... If you're not happy, just kill me..."
Black Crow felt that he had never suffered as much as he was experiencing in his entire life...
If he knew how to swear, he would definitely unleash a few of his most swearing phrases right now. It's just too damn bullying...
In exchange for an environment without rap music, Black Crow gave in…
A gentle force supported my body and slowly placed me on his back…
The crow's feathers were as hard as steel, making it really uncomfortable to sit on. To express my dissatisfaction, I then began to complain.
"Why didn't you do this sooner? I've wasted so many brain cells trying to come up with lyrics! Do you know how incredibly difficult it is to rhyme?"
These words nearly drove Black Crow to the brink of collapse. He thought, "So, it's my fault after all? Don't you know your own status and position? I'm already doing you a favor by carrying you around, and now I'm even letting you sit on my back—something unprecedented—and you're still whining..."
If he had a choice, he probably wouldn't have taken this mission; it was just too damn torturous…
Seeing Black Crow barely containing his anger, I thought to myself, "I don't believe I can't make you furious today..."
He patted Black Crow on the back with his right hand and said...
"Hey, the wind's so strong! Use your spiritual energy shield to block the wind..."
The crow visibly swayed, almost plummeting from the sky...
He genuinely didn't expect that I would dare to order him around like that, making me sit on his back—it was already a disgrace to him…
After all, no Saint-level demon beast would serve as a mount for an ordinary person. Not only did he become one, but he was also looked down upon, which was simply infuriating...
He really wanted to refuse, but he was afraid I'd throw in another rap, so he ultimately gave in...
Presumably afraid I'd make any more unreasonable demands, the shield Black Crow created was not only windproof but also transparent…
Flying thousands of miles high in the sky for the first time, I looked down with curiosity and was greeted by endless beautiful mountains and rivers. It was the first time I had ever looked at the world so intently…
I thought of a past life when I sat on an airplane and looked out the window at the scenery; the feeling was completely different from this moment…
The feelings inside are also different. When you stand at a height that ordinary people cannot reach, the sense of pride in your heart is impossible to hide...
"Little black bird, why do you have to make yourself so big? Is it because you're small and you're feeling inferior?"
Upon hearing my words, Black Crow thought to himself, "Are you a devil? Do you even know what it means to see through something but not say it?"
Black Crow already harbored murderous intent, and Heavenly Soul's keen perception allowed me to detect his thoughts...
I was thinking to myself, "I'm afraid you won't take action; if you do, things will be much easier..."
So he continued to provoke Black Crow, saying...
"You say a crow's feathers are black, so is a crow's heart also black?"
Black Crow swayed from side to side, thinking to himself, "Your insults are really hitting my nerves; you've pushed me to the brink of exploding..."
"How can you be so rude, you crow? A beast is a beast, even if you've cultivated into a demon beast, you're still a rude beast..."
"I can't take it anymore, just go die..."
Black Crow flipped over and threw me down...
I was also startled by this behavior. That's 10,000 meters in the air. Falling from that height would definitely result in being smashed to pieces...
"Why are you so petty, you little crow? You get angry after just a few words..."
I couldn't help but shout at the black crow...
Black Crow was speechless at my counter-accusation. "You just said a few random things? You'd practically drag out all eighteen of my ancestors to humiliate me! I'd be merciful to just throw you down there..."
"Hey, little black bird, are you sure you don't want to fly with me?"
"Shut up, you're the little one..."
Black Crow angrily interrupted me, thinking to himself, "We're both about to die, and he's still so rude..."
"Since you're not taking me with you, then I'll fly on my own..."
Upon hearing my words, Black Crow paused for a moment, then burst into a frenzied laugh at me.
"You're just an ordinary person. If you could fly, I'd call you dad..."
I coughed twice and said to Black Crow with disdain.
"I'm a human being, you're an animal. I don't want to be your father, it's too shameful..."
Hearing my words, Black Crow gritted his teeth in anger. He, a Saint-level being, had volunteered to be someone's son, yet he was being rejected. Was there any justice in this world?
Under the crow's astonished gaze, I spread my limbs, enjoying the air currents, and my body naturally began to glide...
Black Crow didn't know how I flew; he just thought it was amazing. He opened his mouth several times to ask how, but remembering the bet we had just made, he couldn't bring himself to speak…
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