Chapter 264 This is outrageous!
"What are you doing?!"
Old man Zhou arrived and asked sternly.
Mrs. Zhou who was standing behind also heard it and asked Lin Shiqi hurriedly,
"Seventeen, this bastard is just trying to scare people, right?"
Lin Shiqi slowly calmed down and stopped the two people.
"Mom, he's right, this thing is called a pistol, and one shot can kill! Don't move."
She was wondering how good Zhou Qinan's shooting skills were. After all, it was his first time using it, so it was hard to say whether he could shoot accurately.
It depends on luck.
As long as he misses his attack, the mute girl will have the chance to attack.
From the corner of her eye, she saw that the little mute girl's whole body was tense and her right arm was bent, ready to draw her gun and shoot at any time.
Mrs. Zhou screamed, jumped up and down and cursed.
"Zhou Qinan, you bastard! You're still complaining to us hypocritically, bah! You have sores on your head and pus on your feet! You're rotten to the core! How can you be so bastard? You deserve to go to the eighteenth level of hell, you deserve to be fry in a frying pan, you bastard!"
Zhou Qinan was so angry at being scolded that he said angrily:
"Shut up, you old hag! Have you ever really cared about me since I was a child? What right do you have to blame me? If you keep talking nonsense, I will shoot you to death!"
Old man Zhou was also angry. He patted his chest.
"Hit me here! You ungrateful traitor, I really thought you had changed your mind, but it turns out you are just using us! I have raised you for nothing, come here, hit me here! I want to see how you beat me to death!"
After saying that, he was about to rush forward.
Lin Shiqi hurriedly grabbed him.
"Dad, don't be impulsive."
Zhou Qinan's face darkened and he slowly turned the gun towards Old Man Zhou.
"You are my elders, and I have been patient enough. If you still don't know what is good for you, don't blame me for being rude!"
The two old men were so angry that they were going crazy.
But when Zhou Qinan turned the gun, Lin Shiqi's eyes suddenly lit up and he said hurriedly:
"The safety is off, hit him!"
Pistols all have safety switches. Although Zhou Qinan saw clearly how to shoot, he had to turn on the safety before using the pistol. Lin Shiqi and Zhou Lang naturally would not demonstrate this action to him, so Zhou Qinan did not know.
As soon as she let go, Old Man Zhou and Mrs. Zhou rushed forward.
The mute girl wanted to shoot, but was afraid of hurting someone by mistake, so she had to rush forward.
Zhou Qinan didn't know what they meant, and he pulled the trigger in desperation.
“Crack!”
There was a slight click, and the pistol did not respond.
Zhou Qinan was very anxious and pulled the trigger several times, but it was still no use.
Lin Shiqi sneered:
"Hehe, my stuff is for me to use! Are you worthy of using such high-end stuff?"
Zhou Qinan was shocked and angry, but the situation did not allow him to think too much. He threw the pistol over and turned around and ran away.
"ah!"
Old man Zhou was the first to be hit. The pistol hit him right in the mouth and blood flowed out.
"Old man!"
Mrs. Zhou hurriedly stopped to look.
Lin Shiqi also hurried forward and took a look. Fortunately, only one tooth was broken.
Well, this is a front tooth, and it doesn’t seem to be in good condition.
She put away her gun and looked forward, only to see Zhou Qinan running into the examination room!
He seemed to have brought his ID with him, and after verification, he was allowed in directly.
The little mute girl had no choice but to stop.
There were soldiers everywhere outside, and he didn't have any proof of his status as a scholar.
Lin Shiqi was so angry that his teeth were itching. This guy was so cunning and treacherous!
And the habitual thief had long disappeared.
"He escaped, but I hit him with a brick, so his arm must have been injured."
The little mute girl turned back and said.
"here you go!"
Lin Shiqi shouted, forget it, just take a little interest.
Now, the only way is to go back.
Mrs. Zhou kept cursing as she walked, and Old Man Zhou's face turned pale. He was already so old, but he was actually being teased and used by this bastard. It was really outrageous!
Lin Shiqi was also quite indignant, and released a falcon halfway, trying to find out which cage Zhou Qinan was doing his homework in.
After tricking them, you still want to pass the imperial examination safely? You’re dreaming!
Unfortunately, after Falcon arrived, Lin Shiqi could only see the tops of heads or various hats, because everyone in the examination room had their heads down, either writing furiously or thinking hard.
Each of their little houses was the same, with only one side open and the other three sides being walls.
I couldn't see the face clearly, so I couldn't recognize it.
The examination hall was so large, covering an area of several football fields, but there was not a single big tree and no birds hovering in the sky. This made the falcon seem too abrupt. Lin Shiqi made a simple search but found nothing. When he was about to return, he suddenly discovered that the people in one of the rooms were acting strangely.
This person also lowered his head, but he did not write. Instead, he held a piece of cloth and wrapped it around his arm. When the picture was zoomed in, there were a few spots of blood on his sleeve.
Isn’t this Zhou Qinan!
Lin Shiqi was overjoyed. Now that he had found the person, everything would be easy.
What lesson should I teach him?
In her opinion, she might as well reward him with a bomb, but after thinking about it, it was still too shocking, and Zhou Lang was also taking an exam. If the government canceled the exam because of the big fuss, that would be bad.
I can only do some small tricks to disgust him.
Lin Shiqi thought about it, then controlled the falcon to find a big tree, grabbed a dead branch with its sharp claws, and then flew to the back of the examination room, where there was a big manure pit.
There is a toilet in every student's room. After the exam, all the yellow and white things in it need to be dumped into the pit. Therefore, the pit is very large, and the things in it have been piled up for many years. Just imagine the smell.
The falcon used the branch in its claws to hook the manure pit.
This section of branch is very particular. It has two branches at the end, forming an inverted triangle with the main stem, which is just enough to hook onto a piece of something that has been slightly hardened on the surface after being dried for a long time.
Then the falcon flew up again, aimed at Zhou Qinan's house, adjusted the angle, and made a dive.
“Whoosh!”
The branch drew a beautiful parabola and finally landed accurately on Zhou Qinan's desk.
“Bang!”
A simplified version of the ammonia bomb exploded on the table, and an odor of years of fermentation spread out, mellow, pungent, and intoxicating!
Zhou Qinan was caught off guard and was hit by the smell, so he vomited on the spot and hurriedly retreated far away, cursing loudly.
"Where did this wild bird come from?"
He only caught a glimpse of a bird's tail in his peripheral vision, and then it disappeared in a flash.
He guessed that the bird was building a nest because of the dead branches, but, if it wanted to build a nest, it should just build a nest, why the hell was it bringing a pile of old feces with it?
Doesn't this bird have a sense of smell?
His loud cursing caused the invigilator to scold him angrily, and he ordered him to sit back down and take the exam honestly.
Zhou Qinan had a sad face. How could he sit there when the place was so smelly?
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