The next morning, Shan Chongqin woke up angrily, lifted the quilt of the bed next to him, glanced at the sheets, made a nasal "tsk" sound, and threw the quilt back.
Weizhi was curled up in bed wrapped in a quilt like a caterpillar. No part of his body looked like he had been run over by a truck. He was so sore that he wanted to cry.
Hearing the man's strange sigh, she blinked and asked him aggressively: "What's wrong? Are you dissatisfied with something?"
Shan Chong turned around and saw his little girl hiding in the quilt, wrapped tightly with only a pair of eyes and a forehead showing. She was staring at him fiercely, as if she would bite him if he dared to say something outrageous.
He curled the corners of his lips.
Weizhi felt that this was probably a prelude to a dog being unable to spit out ivory.
"I just remembered that you said yesterday that the thing you bought didn't have lubricant, so I wondered if you bought the wrong thing." Shan Chong bent down, lifted the quilt, and pulled the bed sheet, "You really worry too much."
There was a large patch on the bed sheet.
After a night of extraction (?), sedimentation, and the cold wind blowing in through the slit window, the sheets became hard within a large circular radius.
Wei Zhi was stunned for three seconds and blurted out "What is this?". In the fourth second, she realized what it was. She screamed and shrank back into the quilt like a turtle, leaving only a strand of hair outside the quilt.
The corner of the quilt was lifted up to reveal a crack, and the person inside pricked up his ears to listen to the noise outside.
Shan Chong's phone kept ringing early in the morning. He knew without a doubt that it was Backstab who was looking for his master. He was like drinking milk and couldn't leave him for even a second.
Wei Zhi curled up in the quilt and browsed his phone, watching his fellow apprentices jumping around among Shan Chong's group of disciples. Someone asked, "Where is the master? It's already so late and he hasn't shown up yet."
It is said that from then on, kings no longer attended court early in the morning. King Zhou had Su Daji, and Qin Shi Huang had Afang Girl.
【Girl: You really think highly of me. 】
【Backstab: @少女叽, stop monopolizing your master. Do you have any morals?】
【Girl Chirp: @CK, Chong】
[CK, Chong:? ]
【Girl: He scolded me.】
【CK, Chong: Just let them scold you. Just bear with it. They can’t do anything to you.】
Wei Zhi sighed, "This is a real man, he is so arrogant and can say any nonsense...
Putting down her phone, she held onto her almost broken waist and turned over. Every time she moved her legs, she felt weak everywhere. There was a strange feeling down there, as if something had entered her and the sense of existence was still lingering.
It's over.
Otaku thought expressionlessly, is it possible that I will become his shape tonight?
This is how it's drawn on the notebook.
Do.
A pair of eyes popped out from under the quilt, watching the hundreds of people waiting eagerly. The man who was paid 6,000 yuan an hour was standing not far away with his back to her. He took off the sheets and quilt covers quickly and put them in the laundry basket beside him.
If they knew that the person they were waiting for had no snow to ski, no classes to attend, no money to make, and was leisurely doing his housework in the apartment, they might want to faint.
"Are you going to wash it?" Wei Zhi asked.
"What's wrong?" Shan Chong took off the bed sheet slowly and folded it in half. "I won't wash it, will you?"
The dark mark that looked like someone had wet the bed was obvious. When the man folded it expressionlessly, Wei Zhi looked away with difficulty: "Just throw it away. I won't be able to look at it directly in the future--"
"So it will always be like this in the future. Are you going to change the sheets every day?"
“…”
Later?
Always like this?
…
Who said that?
Wei Zhi couldn't help but ask out loud about this issue.
Shan Chong thought carefully about how to answer her question, and finally said very subtly: "It's a personal physical condition problem."
Wei Zhi didn't know why she was not awake so early in the morning to discuss this ultimate creature issue with him. The main reason was that she didn't dare to look at him a second time after seeing the expression on his face. She lifted the quilt and sighed: "If you are really free, you should go and play with Backstab them--"
"No."
The man threw away the bed sheet, came to her bed, lifted the quilt and reached in, landing his hand on her calf through her nightgown, "I'll accompany you."
The slightly warm and rough hand fell down, and Wei Zhi trembled directly——
Damn, it’s not that she’s timid, it’s mainly because at the end of yesterday, both of them were a little out of control…
Later, no matter how hard she cried or how she hugged his neck and acted coquettishly, it was of no use.
After he knew that she was no longer in pain, he became more and more ruthless, as if he wanted to treat her as some kind of disposable plastic girlfriend, and he wanted to tear her apart until he had destroyed her.
The mess must have been made at that time.
When he finally let her go, she was covered in sweat and the bed sheet was soaked with that stuff. She felt like she was dehydrated. But he held her and fed her half a bottle of water. She was so tired that she couldn't even swallow it.
It’s scary just thinking about it.
She even suspected that she didn't fall asleep in his arms at all but fainted. After all, when he leaned over to her and his breath enveloped her, she felt very scared - she raised her hand to slap the man's hand away, whimpered as if to ward off some evil ghost, and wrapped herself tightly in the quilt.
"Don't accompany me, and don't touch me." She said pitifully, "I came to Chongli to ski."
The man raised his eyebrows: "Go ahead, I didn't say you can't slide."
"You're like this every day!" She paused, her nose and ears red. "I slipped like a hammer! I can't even stand up! How come you're fine? Was I the only one who worked hard yesterday?"
Shan Chong: “?”
Wei Zhi: "Oh, no - I take back the last sentence above."
Just when Shan Chong wanted to say something, a video was directly sent to him from the backstab. Shan Chong answered it. The sky on the other side was clear, but when he saw the dim light here, his mentality collapsed.
"You haven't left yet?!" Backstab yelled in a hoarse voice, "Even if you go out to a restaurant to have lunch, you should wear shoes. What are you wearing?"
"Why do you care what I wear?" Shan Chong put his phone aside and continued to do housework, throwing the folded sheets into the laundry basket. "What do you want to ask?"
"Ask Doublecork, watch me jump for a bit, and see what's wrong with my first and second laps. Why can't I get over it..."
"Push harder."
"Brother Chong, please be a human being. I've been fucking sick this morning..."
Before she could finish her words, she saw that on the bed behind the man, the bulge suddenly lifted the quilt, and the girl stood up from the bed. She was wearing a white suspender nightgown and her long black curly hair was messy. She stood on the bed with her hands on her hips, mumbling "going to the toilet, going to the toilet", and then she looked down under the bed and found that her slippers were gone, so she asked, "Where are my slippers?"
Shan Chong turned around and looked at her, meaning, you are wearing slippers and you are asking me?
The little girl opened her arms and hung directly on his back, coquettishly saying, "Then carry me."
Something like this suddenly came down on my back without warning.
What could that little bit of pajamas fabric protect? The soft touch and body temperature suddenly pressed against him. Shan Chong held her buttocks to prevent her from falling.
He let her hold him and swing on his back for a few times. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he turned his head and looked at his apprentice who was frozen like an ice sculpture on the phone video.
Shan Chong: “…”
The man, with a plain face, peeled the little girl off his back, stuffed her back into the quilt, and covered her tightly.
When she was still struggling to get up, he said helplessly: "Your senior brother opened the video."
Weizhi: “…”
The man walked over and hung up the video directly.
It was rare that there was no protest at all during this backstab. It didn't matter how the second round of Doublecork went. Now he just wanted to ask which hospital was better at eyewashing.
…
Before being released, it is conceivable that Shan Chong would get married and have children normally.
But he never thought he would be able to have a good relationship.
How should I put it? Based on his personality when teaching those girls in class, he always said what he meant and didn’t say anything. To put it bluntly, he seemed to be more polite to the same sex…
It was hard to imagine that one day, a soft and fluffy little girl in all white, as white as a rabbit, would jump onto his back in her nightgown and coquettishly ask him to carry her to the bathroom.
Just because I couldn't find my slippers.
He didn't even let her go barefoot by herself, she could just hold it in.
Backstab: “…”
Looking at the man eating expressionlessly across the table, one hand tightly covering his mouth, his eyes full of stars, the eldest brother choked with disbelief.
Shan Chong didn't even raise his head: "If you keep looking at me in a weird way, go and eat at the next table."
Backstab: "From the day you asked me for a little turtle, I should have guessed that people would change—"
Lao Yan: “What’s wrong?”
Beistab kicked Laoyan under the table and said, "It's all because of you who corrupted our master."
Lao Yan: “?”
Lao Yan: "Where's the junior sister?"
Shan Chong: "On the bed, lazy."
Lao Yan: "She has only been skiing for a few days in these few days? Is she here to hibernate?"
You can't blame Lao Yan. Wei Zhike learned the art from him. It took a few days of teaching him a sense of responsibility. He was finally able to bend it a little bit, but now he's gone again. He'll probably be gone for a few more days, so his muscle memory will be reset and he'll have to start all over again.
Shan Chong heard what he said. He couldn't say that she really wanted to skate, so he was the culprit, right?
She was ruined by someone. Now she trembles when she walks. Her eyes turn red when she looks at him and she shivers when he touches her.
Um.
That's definitely not possible.
So I pretended to be deaf and dumb, but I didn't forget to say something in good conscience: "Let her play, she's not in a hurry to participate in the Winter Olympics next year."
The atmosphere of spoiling is serious.
Sniffle.
It's an eyesore.
No one spoke at the table for a while.
The man who used to be strict and stern, who would frown when he heard that any of his disciples had called in sick, has died. Only this double-standard dog who has no principles, is tolerant and kind, and seriously enforces double standards is left here.
The double-standard dog calmly ate his meal and seriously educated his disciples who all had girlfriends or at least had serious relationships before him: "Finding a girlfriend is not like finding a partner for big air mixed pairs skating."
Obviously, everyone wants to know what big air mixed pairs skating is.
This guy really speaks without thinking to protect his wife.
There was a moment of silence, and no one dared to speak.
After a while, a strange voice sounded behind them: "Yes, after retiring, you should enjoy your old age. If you don't have a love affair to bury your head, how can you justify your broken waist?"
This sound silenced everyone for a few seconds.
Shan Chong turned around and looked at the person standing behind him——
The man was not wearing a white snow suit today, but a fluorescent yellow sweater. His pants were still white. He stood out like a traffic policeman at a crossroads...
He was holding a bowl of noodles in his hand, with his eyes lowered. His eyes, which looked a little gloomy because of their feminine shape, were staring at him.
Shan Chong thought for a long time and asked sincerely: "Do you like me?"
Backstab took a mouthful of Coke and spat it back into the cup.
Lao Yan looked up at Shan Chong with a bewildered look on his face. It was obvious that even the scumbag had never seen such a big scene.
Dai Duo was very calm, expressionless: "Do you believe that a bowl of noodles will be poured on your head?"
"Are you sick? Why do you keep meddling in other people's business? And you even care about my relationship?" Shan Chong said, "Besides my girlfriend, you are the only one who has ever worried about whether my back can still be used—"
Dai Duo put the noodles down, took out a crumpled flyer from his pocket, and slapped the man on the chest.
Shan Chong picked it up and took a quick look. There was nothing there. It was just that the Winter Olympics was coming up soon. Taking advantage of the popularity, many large and small competitions were held. Recently, several major ski brands such as Burton, nitro, gray, and DC held a competition at the Yunding Ski Resort Olympic venue...
The competition content includes several events that will be held in the Winter Olympics.
There are prizes, with the top three getting NT$30,000, NT$20,000 and NT$10,000.
If you win a ranking, you will have the opportunity to get brand sponsorship and become a brand-sponsored skater. You can get new products for free in advance every snow season, and occasionally you can participate in some activities to increase your exposure.
Shan Chong stared at Gray, the brand sponsoring the event. To be honest, he had no sponsorship from this brand and was not very familiar with it. He only bought things from this brand from ski equipment dealers occasionally, but rarely brought anything from this brand.
Mainly because of this brand. In the eyes of most people, it is most famous for its mach boards, which are used for carving. A lot of its sponsored skaters are into carving.
He didn't really follow this brand before.
But my girlfriend is the kind of girl who just wants to skate all day.
The normal price of a Mach without advance reservation is 9980, which is really expensive for snowboards.
Let him do nothing but shamelessly ask the ski equipment dealer for another piece.
Shan Chong took a few glances and although he was tempted, he didn't really want to take any action, so he just stuffed the game list under the plate.
"Are you not short of money?" Dai Duo asked, "This competition is an amateur competition, and professional athletes are not allowed to participate."
"Then I won't go either." Shan Chong said, "Did Wang Xin ask you to bring it?"
Dai Duo glanced at him and said nothing.
Shan Chong: “No.”
Shan Chong: "Go away."
Shan Chong: "Don't block me from eating."
Dai Duo asked again, "Are you thinking about falling in love now? You don't lack money anymore."
Shan Chong was a little annoyed. He was almost 30 years old but was still being managed like an elementary school student. If he was short of money, he would naturally have places to get it. What was wrong with this person? Why was he forcing him to compete for 30,000 yuan?
If you don't go, does that mean you don't lack money?
What kind of logic is this?
The man sneered with his lips raised.
"Okay. I don't fall in love, and neither should you."
Dai Duo: “?”
Shan Chong walked away with the plate and sat down in a far corner. He continued to eat his meal while typing on his cell phone, and no one knew who he was talking to.
…
Dai Duo really didn't know.
An hour later, when he just stood up after finishing his meal, he received a delivery notification from SF Express, and the destination was Shenyang.
He knew such a person there. He opened WeChat and found a pink Nohara sunflower avatar. He gave her a question mark and asked her what she had sent.
【Accumulate virtue and do good deeds: bank card. 】
【Duo:? Which one】
【Accumulating virtue and doing good deeds: yours. 】
【Duo: What's wrong? Why are you sending it to me if it's not yours?】
【Good deeds: My brother said that if you don’t return it to you, he won’t go home for the New Year this year, and he will tell mom that he’s not coming back because he had a fight with me. 】
【Accumulate virtue and do good deeds: I am fucking——】
【Do good deeds: Can you please stop provoking him every day!!!】
【Duo:?】
【Good deeds: He also asked me to delete you as a friend, saying that keeping you as a friend would bring bad luck. After deleting you, I took a screenshot and sent it to him for inspection. 】
【Accumulate virtue and do good deeds: I deleted it, just to say hello to you. 】
【Good deeds: I will take a screenshot and give it to that childish ghost later, and then add it back. 】
【Duo:?】
The last question mark was never sent out.
The huge exclamation point made the young people sitting at the dining table fall into deep thought.
After a while, a new application prompt appeared on the friend application side. He clicked it and looked at the Nohara Sunflower avatar, raised the corners of his lips, revealing his white teeth.
Without thinking, I just clicked "Reject".
Who the hell is not a childish kid.
hehe.