Chapter 119 Old Cigarette
Of course, the little bear standing outside in the cold wind could not hear anything behind the glass. At this moment, the girlfriend of the god-worshiper, the young lady, was hanging on him, discussing the most fatal topic in the most intimate manner:
"What are you talking about standing outside with her?"
"Let her attend class and focus on it, don't think about those unnecessary things."
"I saw her slip you something."
"sugar."
"Where's the stuff?"
"It's outside."
"Why don't you throw it in the trash can? Is the hand that supported the young lady's waist broken and can't be lifted up?"
"Because you are rude, why are you playing quick questions with me?"
The man tilted his face slightly, and his breath sprayed on her cheek when he spoke.
He had just come back from outside, and the familiar smell on his body was mixed with the breath of ice and snow, and his snow suit was chilly. She hugged his neck, leaned over and kissed the corner of his lips, her almond-shaped eyes looking at him brightly.
Shan Chong put her down. When he bent down to pick up his snowboard again, the little girl quickly came over, holding her snowboard with one hand and hugging his other arm with the other hand. He lowered his head and glanced at her: "Are you spying on me teaching someone else a lesson?"
"I was just passing by."
He tried to pull his hand back, but she immediately hugged him tightly and added with a smile, "You know how snowy the high-speed road that passes through the park was this afternoon? There's a long stretch of flat road beyond that. I would have gone crazy if I hadn't deliberately passed by that road."
People say that the owners of the mountaintop ski resort actually love snowboarding more.
Because there are two most crowded ski slopes at the top of the mountain, and the connection between these two ski slopes and the main trail is linked by a long section of flat beginner trails.
The longest stretch of flat beginner trail is about one kilometer long. It is so flat that there is basically no slope at all, so you can easily pass through it on a double board... If you are snowboarding, you can only speed up as much as possible. If you fall or stop halfway, it will be the end of the world and you can only take off the board and walk through it without any dignity.
The snow on the ski slopes was very bad in the afternoon when there were many people.
Usually at this time, snowboarders are scattered around other parts of the ski resort, and have nothing to do and really don't want to join in the fun on those two ski slopes.
Shan Chong thought about it and felt that what she said made sense.
"Oh, I was just passing by. Then you saw me helping someone up and you held a grudge against me?" The man said nonchalantly, "If I didn't hold her back, she would have fallen and asked me for compensation, wouldn't she?"
"Yeah, I know." She hung on his arm and walked forward without looking up. "So I didn't rush in and put my hands on my hips and ask you what you were doing. I just wanted to hear you say it out loud. What's wrong?"
"If you don't say it, then you have cat poop?"
"No," Wei Zhi curled his lips, "It's just that I feel happy when I say it out loud. Training is so tiring, and not doing any work is so hard. Can't we just have some fun?"
"..." The man was silent for three seconds, then grasped the point, "No work done?"
"What do you mean by 'again'? Watch your wording... Lao Yan said that if he could just do a giant slalom and touch the snow gracefully in ten days or half a month, then what was he doing for the past few years?"
"Can you believe what a scumbag says?"
"Of course," Weizhi said, "Why wouldn't I believe such nice words of comfort? It won't save me any money if I believe it."
"Didn't I comfort you?"
"I have consoled myself," Wei Zhi said, "'I haven't done any work', implying that not doing any work is the norm for me. Is there anything good worth talking about? Does this count?"
“…”
The man sneered and raised his hand to pinch her face in a bad temper.
At this time, the two of them happened to pass by the ski school. The door of the ski school opened, and a figure like a small mountain walked out from inside. The man looked up at the two people walking towards him, both of whom were wearing masks. He recognized them at a glance, laughed, and shouted, "There is a player from the mountain."
Shan Chong raised his eyelids and saw that the person who came was the same coach who had woken him up from his sleep that magical afternoon a few months ago, told him that there were two poor newbies standing outside who were unwanted, and asked him to be merciful and go out to deal with them.
"Player Shan Youmu," the bear-shaped coach said, "Is it popular among young people nowadays to use this meme as a cover, and then forcibly declare that they are henpecked and let everyone know?"
"Everyone knows that I'm not just any young person who can make it popular," the man said calmly, grabbing the "branch" of "woody branches" and turning her face away, "Call someone."
"..." Weizhi thought about it seriously, "Brother."
Shan Chong let her go, and became a little unhappy again: "Why do you call everyone brother?"
"If calling me brother is not okay, then how about calling me uncle? Is that appropriate? I'm only in my early thirties, so I can still be someone's brother - after all, I seem to be the person who connects you two together," the bear-like coach said, "Forget calling me brother. It's been so long, it wouldn't be too much for someone to kowtow to me, right?"
"Yes," Shan Chong said without blinking, "I'll ask you to sit at the head table at the wedding. I have no objection if you want to preside over the ceremony."
“…”
I'm used to Dan Chong's harsh words.
The snowboard bear-like coach turned to Wei Zhi, looked him up and down, and sighed, "You said that fate is something that cannot be stopped once it comes. I remember that you were a rookie who didn't even know how to carry a turtle. You were lying at the gate of the ski school with a naive look on your face, looking for a snowboard coach. I went to find Brother Chong, but he was so reluctant--"
"I was taking a nap and woke up feeling grumpy."
"After I woke up, I spent a long time choosing between you and that little girl, just like buying cabbage, and I chose you!"
And then we missed out on the great talent for snowboarding in the next Winter Olympics.
Weizhi still remembered this, and heard the bear-like coach say: "I asked him why he chose you!"
Shan Chong suddenly turned his head and stared at him with sharp eyes.
[Those with lots of flesh and good character are resistant to falling. Those who are impatient and pretentious are not. ]
The bear-like coach smiled until his eyes became slits: "He said you look good-tempered and cute."
The piercing eyes disappeared from him.
"Time is merciless. It's only been a short time, and in the blink of an eye you will be——"
He turned his head again and looked at the little girl who was looking up at this moment, eagerly waiting for him to finish speaking. His eyes were fixed on the snowboard in Weizhi's hand and he paused for a moment, "Are you the one who can ski smoothly?"
He cast a confused look at Shan Chong.
When everyone heard that Shan Chong had taught a slope-pushing apprentice, they were all shocked. Wei Zhi saw how frustrated he felt, and now the man feels the same way...
How else can we say that fortune changes?
He glanced at the bear-like coach with a gloomy look: "You have to practice everything to know which one is the best."
Sensing the reluctance floating in the air, the bear-like coach decisively changed the subject: "What about that other girl? I heard that she and Lao Yan are together, right?"
"It's done. It's already yellow."
"Yo, that's fast enough."
"Well, standard speed, or could it be old smoke?"
Weizhi listened to the two of them chatting back and forth, until Laoyan didn't give him any face at all. Even when he posted a video recently, the content of the copy sounded like he was deeply in love with someone and couldn't get her.
For example: When I was a child, I lost my beloved teddy bear. I didn't look for it. When I grew up and remembered it, I wanted to look for it, but I couldn't find it anymore.
The video shows him jumping on the snow by himself, doing things like drivispin and owen, jumping as slickly as he can…
The like rates of these videos are higher than those he posted before, it seems that many people are buying into his weird tricks.
Wei Zhi was extremely confused. He clicked on the time when the old man posted the video and it was around three in the morning.
Seeing that time when people who stay up late know that it is easy to get depressed for no reason, she wanted to believe that a straight man who posted such an original youth copywriting in the middle of the night might really be writing from his heart——
Unfortunately, when she expressed her thoughts, Shan Chong laughed.
A sneer, a weird one.
It can be called a modern adaptation of the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
…
As we all know, the story of "The Wolf and the Little Boy" ends with the wolf really coming.
On the third day of Shan Youmu's popularity, Wei Zhi kicked Shan Chong under the breakfast table and said, "Want to take another zero-based course?"
"No." Shan Chong said without hesitation, "Now when I think back to the days when I took care of you, helped you get the board, put on the board, and put on shoes, I wonder if I'm crazy."
Wei Zhi looked at his phone and said, "That person said he could name any price he wanted."
Shan Chong raised his eyelids and said, "Five thousand yuan an hour to learn how to push the slope?"
Wei Zhi lowered his head to type, and after a while he raised his head and said that he agreed.
Originally, Shan Chong was careless and didn't take it seriously at all, but when he heard it, he sensed something was wrong. He reached out across the table and snatched the phone from his girlfriend's hand. When he took it and looked at it, he saw a chat record between her and a person named "Jiang Chao". Judging from the profile picture, it was obviously a man.
Weizhi conveyed his meaning very accurately.
[Girl:? Five thousand dollars an hour to learn how to push a slope? Are you the God of Wealth who has descended to earth?]
【Jiang Chao: OK, ask him when he is free.】
【Girl: ???? O what? 】
Then the phone was taken away by Shan Chong. During the few seconds he was looking at the screen, a new conversation popped up:
[Jiang Chao: Just think of it as your brother giving your sister Xiaozhi a Chinese New Year red envelope in advance, and let your boyfriend use the tuition money to buy you candy.]
As if the thing in his hand was hot, Shan Chong pushed it back to his girlfriend across the table, thought for a long time and said, "Apart from Jiang Nanfeng, are there any other normal people around you?"
Wei Zhi: "Is Jiang Nanfeng considered a normal person?"
"Compared to 'buying candy', forget it." The man leaned back with his arms folded. "Anyway, I won't teach the beginners. The two masters took off their boards and helped him push the slope hand in hand. Isn't that uncomfortable? Let him find a ski resort coach, who will take the board, put on shoes, and push the slope all in one go, without any complaints."
He paused, as if remembering something: "Who is this person, Jiang Nanfeng's brother? Her brother?"
"How do you know?"
"They all have the last name Jiang, so he can't be her father."
"His brother."
"Coming?"
"Um."
"Where's Jiang Nanfeng?"
"I guess we should come together."
Wei Zhi glanced at Shan Chong. If it was someone else's boyfriend, he would probably be wary if he tried to find out about her best friend, but she wouldn't. She stared at her boyfriend for a long time and said, "Don't worry about it. Pinghua is having a good time. She won't go to the park with you. She said she'll save her ribs to use as a nose pad when she gets old."
Shan Chong didn't say anything, but he was caught off guard by his little trick and changed his sitting position a little awkwardly: "I just want to see if she can do it."
Well, if you pick up a lion from the wild and find that it can naturally go through a ring of fire, anyone would want to try it out and see if it can also do a tap dance or something. There's nothing wrong with that.
Weizhi rolled his eyes.
Shan Chong saw that she didn't want to pay attention to him, so he didn't say anything. It was obviously just a casual question. Just at this moment, Lao Yan walked in slowly while looking at his phone...
The man heard the sound and looked back.
When Lao Yan sat down next to them, he turned his head back to face his girlfriend.
That expressionless look...
As expected of them sleeping in the same quilt every day, Wei Zhi found that even when the man had a blank expression, she could still tell that he had some ulterior motives.
"You can choose one of Lao Yan's videos and send it to that person, and ask him if it looks good," Shan Chong said, "Just tell him that if you know the basics of gliding, you can jump around in Pinghua, but the park is a little more difficult, and it's a good idea to learn Pinghua first to lay a foundation before going to the park."
Lao Yan had just picked up his breakfast and looked up blankly when he heard this.
Shan Chong: "Is there a tutorial for beginners?"
Wei Zhi: “…”
Grab the bamboo shoots.
Lao Yan blinked, thought for a moment, and said indifferently, "I won't teach you."
Shan Chong: "Five thousand per hour."
Lao Yan: "Are you crazy? Five thousand dollars to learn how to push a slope?"
He thought for a moment and said, "Forget it. If this gets out, I'll be accused of making dirty money... Who is so arrogant?"
Shan Chong: "Why are you asking if you don't teach me?"
Shan Chong: "By the way, why don't you stay at home for the next few days."
Lao Yan: “What’s the matter?”
Shan Chong: "Jiang Nanfeng is here."
Shan Chong: "I'm afraid you'll see her on the snow path and she won't even be able to do an Ollie 180."
Shan Chong: "That's so embarrassing."
Lao Yan: “…”
Wei Zhi thought Lao Yan would scold Shan Chong with great backbone, but unexpectedly he remained silent, asked when Jiang Nanfeng would arrive, and then looked at the flight ticket to Xinjiang seriously.
Wei Zhi: “…”
Wei Zhi: "You are really promising."
…
If Wei Zhi hadn't told him, Lao Yan would have had no idea when Jiang Nanfeng would come.
The next few days seemed like a year to him. He was definitely afraid to go to class. If one day he was seen teaching others how to push the slope and change the edge hand in hand, he felt that he would have to jump into the Yellow River and soak in it for the rest of his life.
Whenever he saw someone of similar height and build on the snow track, he would be frightened.
It was not until I saw that the guy was not skating very well and might be a newbie that I felt relieved and started skating on his own.
However, as the saying goes, accidents always happen when you least expect them.
It was a sunny day. Laoyan carved his way down the mountain and started to ski randomly on the intermediate and advanced trails. Just after skiing Owen, he looked up and saw a woman on the side of the trail. She took off her board and was holding a man's hand, practicing back-edge push-ups.
The man saw him jump out of the corner of his eye, turned his head to take a look, and then turned back and said something to the person who was teaching him how to push the slope. It is irresponsible to guess that he said "I want to learn too." The woman was very fierce and slapped the other person on the back of her hand.
He just glanced at her casually. Seeing that she was wearing a vest over a sweater, her hair was dyed blue, and she was wearing a soft helmet, he guessed that she was a young lady who brought her boyfriend to the ski resort.
He had let his guard down these days and hadn't paid much attention, so he jumped up a 720° angle, the highest domestic ceiling for drvispin, and spun in the air for a long time like a small top before landing steadily and gliding away.
Halfway through, someone who was also jumping around in Pinghua recognized him and gave him a nollie 360° on the snow track for free.
"Lift the back edge, look up the mountain, press your upper body toward the nose of the board, and then push—"
Lao Yan carefully covered up for that guy.
For him, eating a nollie360° is as easy as drinking water.
Just as he was about to turn his back, he looked back and saw a figure rushing towards him not far away!
I didn’t expect that there would be a torpedo on the intermediate trail that wasn’t in the magic carpet area. He was stunned for a moment and wanted to hide, but the tall and strong man on the snowboard was also very fast. Before he could react, he was hit and flew out with a "bang"——
Zhen Tengkong flew out.
It fell onto the net next to it.
Like a flying fish.
Lao Yan has a slender figure, and unlike Shan Chong, he doesn’t go to the gym to lift weights. This collision caused him to temporarily lose his memory, and he climbed out of the net in a daze...
Then I felt like my whole body was about to fall apart.
Especially my left wrist, it hurts so much when I move it.
He frowned and saw the person next to him——
A mine77 outfit, flashy but very expensive.
A novice doesn't even know how to brake, but his snow suit costs tens of thousands. The board under his feet looks like his own board, so he makes everything more expensive...
It's like being hit by a Ferrari while walking on the street. After calling the police, you sit there and open the car software to start selecting the car you are going to own.
Lao Yan sat there without moving, and soon a group of people gathered around him.
The first one to come over was the nollie guy who wanted to get his nollie for free. He bent over and asked him if he was okay. He wanted to say yes, and then tried to stand up, but every pore of his body hurt when he moved.
The left hand couldn't move at all.
At most he would just sit there with his right hand resting on his back.
He frowned and began to feel a little embarrassed and annoyed. He wanted to ask the person who hit him if he was sick. He turned around and looked at the tall and strong man lying next to him: "No, buddy, is there something wrong with you? If you don't know how to brake, go to the magic carpet area and learn how to do it from the back edge push slope--"
The man got up slowly and said sorry.
Lao Yan impatiently lifted his snow goggles with his right hand and pulled off his face guard.
The man who bumped into him took off his snowboard and climbed up, asking the young man in front of him whether he wanted to take him to the infirmary or hospital. He took charge of the whole process, but as soon as the two of them looked at each other, they obviously saw that the other was stunned.
At this time, Lao Yan was also confident. He directly regarded the other party's stunned look as he had seen his video on the short video platform and recognized who he was. Seeing that he was hesitant to speak, he waved his hands and was about to say that celebrities have two arms and two legs, and he would not be compensated twice as much, so why panic...
As a result, I didn't even have time to speak.
"Jiang Chao!"
At this time, the crowd was pushed apart, and a young lady wearing a hoodie and vest, with a soft fisherman's hat that was popular this year, and blue hair, squeezed in from the outside, cursing as she squeezed -
"You are a bastard! You are a fool! Lost!"
Cursing in Cantonese is generally not very powerful, and the girl's voice doesn't sound overbearing enough. The young lady walked up to the rich man and switched to Mandarin -
"I told you that sprinting on the slopes with a straight board makes you look like a moron. Do you have hair growing in your ears or something? What are you sprinting for? Do you know what it's called? There's a term for you self-confident idiots in the ski resorts. It's called 'fish, mine'. You are the biggest one. If you had fallen on Hiroshima, there would be a piece missing from the map of Japan now!"
She had cursed enough and pulled the man up from the ground with great effort.
Then I remembered there was an innocent victim behind me, I turned around and was about to apologize to him -
I made eye contact with that person whose pupils shrank slightly in shock.
Jiang Nanfeng: "Why is it you?"
She had just finished speaking.
I saw my ex-boyfriend, who was originally sitting on the ground with a dazed look on his face, lying down directly.
Jiang Nanfeng: “?”
Jiang Nanfeng: "Why did you lie down? Where did I hit you? Zhao Keyan, where does it hurt?"
Lao Yan said nothing.
Jiang Chao stuck his head out from behind: "I was wondering if he looked familiar, I really bumped into someone I know——"
Jiang Nanfeng wanted to slap him.
She didn't have time to deal with the person behind her. She bent down and reached out to take the cigarette from the old man. The old man didn't care that so many people were watching. He shook his head and rejected her hand, saying in a buzzing voice, "My hand hurts. It might be broken."