Chapter 120 The Lying Man
"How to Conquer the Beautiful Gangster" Chapter 1 Section 2——
Even whales are small and insignificant when swimming in the ocean.
As the saying goes, when a whale falls, all things come to life. When it finally drifts with the current and disappears alone in the ocean, it will only become a stepping stone for the plankton that was once ignored to open the door to the big boss's heart.
The boss has so many followers, how can you make him remember you?
Everyone is confident about their looks, but if you are not a YYDs who is popular among both men and women like Lee Ji-eun, never blindly believe that you are the top one in this circle.
But the TOP2 is no longer worth being remembered.
It takes effort and trouble to work on yourself——
What should I do then?
Then give him a special name, or put a special label on him that he thinks is good (quite interesting).
Every time Shan Chong sets off on a platform, he would habitually bend over to adjust his bindings. Wei Zhi noticed this and once stood behind him, filming a video while giggling and saying, "He's an obsessive skater who cherishes his life."
The video was uploaded to the short video platform by Shan Chong.
The accent of an old man from Northeast China: I like (three tones) Fu'e (three tones) said, I cherish my life, do you think I cherish it?
There were a bunch of "2333333" below, and someone replied: Xi, I love that the lucky goose is so cute and I also want to live two more years.
Coupled with the amazing debut performance of player Yamayouki, no one ever said that Shan Chong was afraid to jump after falling.
Don’t ask, asking means cherishing your life.
He himself admitted that he cherishes his life, so why are the haters still talking so much? He is just a skateboarder who cherishes his life.
From then on, when entering the park, people no longer ask "Brother Chong, have you eaten?", but instead say "Brother Chong, dance slowly and carefully, don't fall."
Look, this is the label that Wei Zhi gave to Shan Chong.
Isn't this remembered?
From now on, whenever Shan Chong entered the park and someone said to him, "Brother Chong, please slow down," he would think of the scene where Wei Zhi held up the camera and smiled and told him to cherish his life.
I have successfully thought of my wife before going to the stage every day. Even praying to Buddha is not as diligent as this.
It's just that it's a little hard to grasp the right balance. For example, three or four years ago, if anyone said that Dan Chong valued his life, he would definitely get angry. But now he really values his life, and even emphasizes the tone of safety first in class, which shows that his thinking has changed.
Therefore, the act of "labeling" may accidentally turn from a "special label" into something like a "nickname", and you have to understand the other person's temper and sensitive points before you can take action.
Come to think of it, Jiang Nanfeng would also use this trick.
Lao Yan couldn't remember how long it had been since he was called by his full name.
No one reacted when being called like that. Who the hell was she calling? However, Lao Yan had lived for almost twenty years, and it seemed that he had never heard anyone call his full name since he graduated from high school.
Last time he drank too much and pushed someone onto the sofa to tease her. The person got mad and called out his full name. At that time, Lao Yan was very drunk and the alcohol immediately gathered in the smell of his head. He immediately thought: Shit, this feels good.
After growing up, being called out by name always seems to have a murderous taste, but hearing my girlfriend's slightly irritable and coquettish way of calling out, it sounds better than heavenly music.
Now when people call him Lao Yan in various voices, his heart doesn't even beat faster. But when he hears people calling him by his full name, he thinks of that drunken night a while ago when the little puppy turned into a little wolfdog and he pressed her tightly, nose to nose...
Hearing these three words again, he lay there reluctant to move, and then he heard Jiang Nanfeng bending over and pulling his other shoulder. She knelt beside him, holding his snow suit with one hand, and pulling his snow suit up with the other hand, saying as she pulled: "You get up first, the ground is cooler."
It's not like his leg is broken.
The words came to her lips but she held them back.
Lao Yan lay still on the ground, and Jiang Nanfeng couldn't pull him away. He could feel the familiar scent from her body, which couldn't be considered perfume but was very familiar and pleasant, coming towards him with every effort she made...
Countless times when he held her in his arms, it seemed as if he had also been infected with this smell.
Really addicted.
He didn't even want to be embarrassed anymore, he shook off her hand, and asked her: "Bringing other men to anger me is fine, but you also bring other men to hit me?"
Actually, Jiang Nanfeng called Jiang Chao's name just now, but the wind was so strong on the ski resort that Lao Yan sometimes wanted to bring a walkie-talkie when teaching Wei Zhi. She couldn't hear clearly what she was shouting, and after she finished shouting, she started swearing in Cantonese at a very fast speed. Lao Yan was surrounded by the crowd and couldn't hear anything at all.
He recognized Jiang Nanfeng as soon as he saw her. She was the one who was holding hands with the rich man and pushing the slope on the side of the road just now...
It hasn't been long since they broke up, but he's already taking the things he taught him and teaching others hand in hand.
I really want to report this wild private coach to the ski resort and have him arrested. It's not enough to just fine him. It's obvious that this guy is not short of money. He won't be done until he writes an 800-word self-reflection.
Jiang Nanfeng listened to his gloomy and particularly aggrieved questioning, and still looked at his face——
As soon as she looked over, she found the man lying on the ground... She used to be most careful about her image. After falling down on the snowy track, the first thing she would do when she got up was to look around to see if anyone had noticed her. Now he was lying there, covered in snow, staring at her motionlessly, with her figure reflected in his black and white pupils.
The characteristic of little puppies is that they look particularly pitiful when they are casual. Jiang Nanfeng is not a heartless person. He pulled it and was about to explain when he was pulled away by the people behind him.
Jiang Chao just enjoys the fun and doesn't mind making trouble.
After moving his own sister out of the way, he leaned forward to the little puppy and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't worry, brother. I'll call an ambulance for you. They'll arrange for you to be in the intensive care unit soon... Don't worry, we definitely won't run after an accident."
…
In the end, Lao Yan managed to stand on his own, with one hand hanging down, and slid to the door of the ski equipment hall.
Jiang Chao held the board and walked down the snow. As he walked, he watched Lao Yan go down in a flash. He was very shocked and pulled Jiang Nanfeng to say, "Even though he is lame, he skates better than me."
"You don't need to use your hands to slide when skiing," Jiang Nanfeng was almost annoyed. "Other short video platforms earn hundreds of thousands of fans by skiing. Even if they have a lame leg, they can still jump better than you."
"Why didn't you ask him to teach me?"
"Are you sick?" When they reached the door of the ski equipment hall, Jiang Nanfeng bent down to take off his skis. "I'll introduce my ex-boyfriend to teach you how to ski?"
"I don't mind."
Jiang Nanfeng simply ignored him.
Jiang Chao followed the ambulance all the way and drove his own car behind it to the hospital... When he arrived at the hospital, he had to get a prescription and arrange for an examination. The scene was chaotic for a while. The emergency room of the hospital was not surprised to see people lying in snow suits.
As soon as he entered the room, his blood started to speed up. I have to say that Lao Yan's half-pretending to be dead was really painful, and his forehead was sweating... He couldn't be given medicine before the report came out. The nurse on duty saw that he was young and cute, so she was willing to say a few words: "Does it hurt? Bear with it. Did you fall or were you hit by someone?"
Lao Yan wanted to find Jiang Nanfeng's adulterer.
When he looked up, he didn't look at anyone. Lao Yan asked, "Are you raping your wife?"
"I told him to get lost. If you have any questions, just tell me." Jiang Nanfeng frowned, and at the same time pushed back the man who had a broken arm and was still doing sit-ups on the stretcher. "You should be more careful with your words. What adulterer? Did you learn to use such ugly words in college?"
“I learned it in elementary school.”
Lao Yan said this, lay down, and asked the nurse if she could prescribe a painkiller injection, as his wrist was burning with severe pain.
Jiang Nanfeng listened to him saying it hurt, and stopped scolding him. He pursed his lips and sat down next to him. Not long after, Lao Yan's apprentice arrived earlier than the various test reports from the hospital.
Love disciples.
Jiang Nanfeng felt that perhaps all the young ladies who performed flat flower dance in the lower half of the entire mountaintop ski resort had come, with all kinds of looks and styles, and they suddenly filled the emergency room's temporary observation room... The young nurse on duty who had just kindly spoken to Lao Yan was obviously stunned, and she made a few "beep, beep" sounds, and no one paid any attention to her.
Lao Yan watched as Jiang Nanfeng was suddenly pushed outside by those people.
He frowned and wanted to shout to his apprentice to stop crowding.
As a result, when the words came to his lips, he raised his eyelids and glanced at his ex-girlfriend who was not far away. The latter was cold and indifferent, and was not angry or upset when being squeezed out, just like they stood under her studio office building some time ago——
She put her hands in her pockets and broke up with a cold look on her face.
He had almost become her bootlicker these days. If he hadn't occasionally seen her posting pictures on WeChat and given her a like, he would have suspected that he had been deleted as her friend.
...The dog-licking mode is useless.
As soon as this idea came into my mind, Lao Yan lay down and racked his brains to come up with a new idea...
During this period, he let his disciples make noises. When someone asked him if he was in pain, he would answer with a smile, just like a master comforting his disciples: "It's okay, Master doesn't feel any pain."
We don’t even use “I” anymore, we use the third person.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Normally, Lao Yan doesn't scold people during class. He looks like a gentle and harmless gentleman, but those who have taken his Pinghua class know that he doesn't have a good temper. It doesn't matter if you learn a move slowly. If you still do the wrong move after he breaks it down and explains it over and over again, he will scold you.
Where to look?
Which blade falls?
When I said that just now, you said “oh oh oh” so well, were you just trying to please me?
Did you understand what I just said? Come to the side of the ski slope and repeat to me what I just said.
…
And so on.
She is not much gentler than Shan Chong.
At this moment, the person asking the question obviously didn’t expect Lao Yan to suddenly become so gentle, as if he was talking to someone else. She was stunned for a moment——
The person who spoke was a short girl, about the same height as Weizhi, at most a college student. She wore a teddy bear mask on her head and dark brown overalls, the cute kind.
Completely different from Jiang Nanfeng.
Now lying beside Lao Yan's bed, she blinked a little slowly, said "Oh", and looked at Lao Yan's hand which was now placed beside the bed and was swollen like a pig's hoof.
She said, "Master, your hand... do you need to be hospitalized? I see you are badly injured. I guess you need to be hospitalized. How can you fix it? My home is in Zhangjiakou, so it's convenient for me. If you need anything during hospitalization——"
"Nothing is needed."
Lao Yan glanced at Jiang Nanfeng outside the crowd. She was looking down at her phone.
How do we know she is playing on her phone? Because the sound of the Hyōka Crush game is really vivid and three-dimensional.
Looking at the woman not far away, with her head down, the mask hanging on one ear, her straight nose and light lips, she looked like she didn't care about anything...
It was as if he didn't hear or see all the beautiful girls around Lao Yan.
The fire of the old cigarette came up immediately.
I shook my back teeth, thinking that this woman was really fucking heartless.
He felt extremely aggrieved, but couldn't show it on his face. He really didn't believe that Jiang Nanfeng had no desire to fight, so he said, "If I'm hospitalized, the food in the hospital is not good. If it's convenient for you to send me a meal, I'll pay you 100 yuan a day--"
Teddy Bear Girl: “Huh?”
Lao Yan pursed his lips and smiled: "Your former mistress is here, just ask her what I should avoid eating. I feel dizzy right now, maybe I have a concussion, I need to talk less and rest——"
When he said "concussion", Jiang Nanfeng raised his eyes.
The girl actually turned around and ran to ask her about her dietary restrictions. Jiang Nanfeng didn't even look at the girl in front of her. Her expression was as calm as if someone approached her on the street and asked her if she could fill out a social questionnaire. She thought about it and said without hesitation: "It seems to be mutton, dirty food and chicken feet."
She said it completely and without reservation.
No resistance.
There is nothing missing.
There was even an impeccable smile on his face.
After saying that, he slid his finger and passed the current level with three stars smoothly.
“…”
Lao Yan fell back onto the hospital bed.
His chest heaved violently.
Now I would rather look at the ceiling than see her doing that annoying thing.
…
Lao Yan was in the hospital for about an hour.
Wei Zhi and Shan Chong were in a park on the mountain. Wei Zhi was stepping on her piece of nitro and letting Shan Chong hold her hand and pull her over the iron pole.
The bottom of the board and the iron rod rub against each other, making a harsh sound. When there is no carving, the edge of the board breaks through the snow and carves into the snow.
Weizhi still held the man's hand and looked up and asked, "When will my Mach arrive?"
Shan Chong raised the corner of his lips behind the face protector to reveal his white teeth. He was about to curse someone when a man came in from the park entrance. The man said that he had just heard that an accident happened at the foot of the mountain. A newbie bumped into a big shot.
Wei Zhi and Shan Chong looked at each other in surprise when they heard this.
Shan Chong let go of Wei Zhi and took out his cell phone.
The girl jumped off the iron pole with a thump, still wearing snowboard. She held the man's hand and stood on tiptoe to look, and saw on his mobile phone screen that everyone in the group said that the one who was hit was Lao Yan.
After getting down the mountain, I didn't even have time to change clothes. I jumped directly into Shan Chong's car and prepared to go to the hospital.
When we set off, Shan Chong, who bent over to start the car, said: Why did we end up with the hospital this year?
When they arrived at the ward, they looked at everyone in the ward, including Jiang Nanfeng, who was sitting next to Lao Yan's bed, peeling an apple with her head down. After peeling the apple, Jiang Nanfeng put the apple into her mouth. When she heard them coming in, she raised her head with a calm expression, as if she was just passing by the next ward and came in to have a bite of the apple.
Shan Chong changed his words: It's fate that we all met by chance.
Wei Zhi's focus is on the smell of war in the ward, which is thicker than disinfectant.
In Lao Yan's ward, gifts that were obviously brought by others were placed around the bed. Jiang Nanfeng was eating an apple given by some unknown young lady.
"I have a broken wrist," she said. "The doctor said it's not necessary to have surgery. I'll just put it in a cast and treat it conservatively."
Shan Chong approached Lao Yan and asked, "Does it hurt?"
Lao Yan glanced at Jiang Nanfeng, his eyes red, and said, "It hurts."
"Your hands are on her body?" Shan Chong asked, "Why are you looking at her?"
"Have some sympathy, the bones are all broken! Go ask Ada, I was knocked out and flew onto the net just now!" Lao Yan raised his voice, thought for a moment and seemed to find that he was too energetic, and suddenly lowered it, "No, it hurts when I speak loudly now."
Shan Chong sneered.
I look like I don't even want to bother with you.
At this time, the nurse came in to inform Lao Yan that there was a report that he could get from the radiology department. Jiang Chao had already run away and no one knew where he was. Jiang Nanfeng looked around and stood up decisively and walked out.
As soon as he left, Shan Chong looked at Lao Yan and said, "Don't look at me anymore. My eyes are almost popping out."
After thinking for a while, he said, "Your price in tying up your ex-girlfriend is quite high."
"She was the first to hit me with a man," Lao Yan muttered, "Now that she's been left behind, I don't know if that man is jealous or something, he just disappeared. He was talking about taking responsibility before, I guess he saw that Jiang Nanfeng was too worried about me, so he disappeared after entering the hospital. Did he think that out of sight was out of mind? I didn't even see what he looked like - but isn't it good? Who asked him to hit me..."
Weizhi: “Emm.”
Lao Yan looked at Wei Zhi and asked, "What do you think?"
Wei Zhi: "The man you mentioned who was brought by Jiang Nanfeng to hit you, no matter whether you and Jiang Nanfeng succeed or not, he will probably have to sit at the same table with you to eat on New Year's Eve in the future."
Lao Yan: “?”
Wei Zhi: "That's her brother, silly."
In the momentary frozen confusion of Lao Yan, Shan Chong began to laugh. His eyes narrowed outside the mask and his shoulders were shaking. After a while, he put his elbow on the bed and said, "I asked you before if you would teach me how to push the slope for 5,000 yuan an hour, and you said no. Then I told you that Jiang Nanfeng was coming to Chongli. Why didn't you think about this problem? How did a person with no foundation for 5,000 yuan find his way to us? At the same time, Jiang Nanfeng would also show up——"
Lao Yan was confused.
Wei said sympathetically: "This is indeed a little hard to guess."
"You were hit by your brother-in-law, admit it, don't you? Don't pretend to be sick, put on a cast and pack up and leave the hospital tomorrow. Does hanging your arm hinder you from doing nolie540°?" Shan Chong raised his eyelids and glanced at him, "Men who lie will not have a good end."
Upon hearing this, Wei Zhi raised his eyelids and glanced at him, just about to praise him for his high level of enlightenment.
At this time, Shan Chong's cell phone rang. He picked it up, took a look, and answered it. It sounded like a little girl's voice. The voice was unclear and he couldn't tell what she said. Shan Chong just said "oh" and "ah" twice throughout the call, and then hung up.
He raised his head and looked at Wei Zhi: "I can't go back with you to celebrate the New Year this year."
Weizhi: “…”
Wei Zhi: "Do you remember what we were doing when you took the initiative to bring this up? Why did you make such a promise?"
Wei Zhi: "Besides, the tickets have already been bought."
Shan Chong: "Retreat."
Wei Zhi: "What did you say above?"
Shan Chong: "Not going home with you for the New Year?"
Wei Zhi: "One more sentence."
Shan Chong: "Men who lie will not have a good ending."
Wei Zhi: “It’s good that you know.”
Shan Chong: “…”
Shan Chong: "My mother asked me to go home for the New Year."
Wei Zhi took out his phone and said, "Please send me Wang Xin's WeChat. I'll ask him if it's too late to 'run away' now."