Chapter 127 Coaxing the Wife or Being Coaxed by the Wife
Putting down the phone, Wei Zhi called Jiang Nanfeng. The man on the other end was slurping bird's nests when he answered the phone. He heard the girl on the phone say faintly, "I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that men's words couldn't be trusted, but I thought I was some kind of fairy who could straighten rice ears into bamboo poles. I forgot that men are scumbags by nature. If they weren't scumbags, they couldn't survive. They cheat and deceive for a living..."
"What's wrong, Mrs. Wei Lin?" Jiang Nanfeng was very polite and didn't laugh out loud. "Your boyfriend was taken away by a wolf?"
Wei Zhi felt so wronged that he almost died.
"He might as well have been bitten by a wolf!"
"Oh, what's wrong?"
"He's a bastard! He fucked up some affectionate persona who couldn't live without his girlfriend in Chongli, and then just walked away! He left a mess and speechless apprentice behind! He tagged me in the backstab group and called me Wei Daji the whole afternoon!" The girl's voice changed, "I thought, okay, I'll just accept the sweet burden of being scolded - but this guy who was so late in love that he left early went home and slept all night - the bed didn't even have a wrinkle! He went to Songhua Lake Ski Resort the next day!!!"
Jiang Nanfeng stirred the bird's nest in the white porcelain bowl in front of her, then lowered her eyes to stare at the red date swirling around in the vortex she had stirred, not at all surprised.
The corners of his lips curled up, and he even wanted to laugh because of the yelling on the phone.
She said "Oh" again: "What's going on? Shan Chong went to Jilin?"
Weizhi: "Yes!!!! Mard!!!! You are sick!!!"
Jiang Nanfeng: "Both ski resorts in Jilin are pretty good. I've long wondered why he traveled all the way to Chongli. Isn't it better to have two ski resorts right next to home, Beida Lake and Songhua Lake?"
Weizhi was silent for a moment.
Then, he couldn't help himself and asked, "Am I calling to discuss with you which ski resort is the best in the country?"
"No, but what else can I say besides this? Who was it this morning who was holding a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge and eating it like an emperor's meal, smiling and showing affection to me... Look, it's Chinese New Year, and I'm embarrassed to say that those who show affection usually fail."
Jiang Nanfeng paused on the phone and added.
"I just didn't expect your car to fall so quickly."
Weizhi hung up the phone angrily.
Holding a cell phone and trying to throw it down the building like in a TV show——
I looked at the mobile phone in my hand. I bought it this year and I couldn’t bear to give it up.
What to do?
I can only vent my anger on the culprit.
Thanks to the poster who posted the video of Doublecork Feitaizi who turned on the video download function. Weizhi downloaded the video and sent it to her boyfriend, and then wrote: Who is this, Doublecork Fei is as good as you!
Then I put my phone down and went to eat.
While eating, I found the same happiness as when I first fell in love with my master——
Waiting for him to reply to her WeChat, afraid that he would not reply, and also afraid that he would reply too quickly and she would not have the perfect time to think about the direction of the conversation. Every time she finished typing, she looked forward to seeing what he would say next to make her smile, and her heart would beat wildly for this...
But this time, she wasn't expecting him to say something that would make her smile.
But looking forward to seeing what fart he can release?
Write an 800-word self-examination on your fraudulent behavior, and it would be best if you kowtow on the spot.
During this time, her cell phone vibrated several times, but she resisted the urge to look at it, fearing that she would give up resisting after hearing his explanation.
After finishing the takeaway absentmindedly, he slowly returned to the bed, picked up his phone and took a look, only to find that all the unread messages on the screen were from Jiang Nanfeng——
【Ginger Juice: Forget it, I just secretly went to the ski resort, not secretly gave a little sister a lesson. 】
【Ginger Juice: Then shouldn’t you give men some freedom?】
[Ginger Juice: I guess I found Chongli boring without you, so I ran home in a fit of rage. After I got home, I found it even more boring without you and not being able to ski…]
【Ginger Juice: Men, let alone at the age of thirty, would do such ridiculous things even at the age of fifty.】
Wei Zhi was somewhat convinced.
Then I scrolled down and saw that her boyfriend had replied, but instead of writing an 800-word self-review, he just replied to six of her points.
The fire started up again.
【Girl: "..." What does that mean? 】
He was probably holding a cell phone in his hand. As soon as she sent this message, it showed "typing". This time his reply was quick, and at least it had a few more words.
【Chong: It doesn’t mean anything.】
As soon as this "Top Three Golden Sentences for Men to Ask for Blame" came out, Wei Zhi raised the 80-meter-long sword in his hand.
Before I could even start to scold him in person through voicemail—
【Chong: Just think about what you can say so that you can curse less. 】
【Chong: I can’t just say nothing to you right now. 】
【Chong: Just reply here for now, stay calm. 】
Weizhi: “…”
The raging fire reached her chest, but before it could burst out from her nostrils, the humble attitude of the person opposite her, which was more pleasing than a waterfall, miraculously made her rage disappear into thin air.
She stared at her phone, feeling so angry that she couldn't calm down. She blinked and was thinking about how to reply to this bastard...
The person on the other side looked at him for a long time without any response, and then just hung up and sent a voice message.
Wei Zhi hesitated for three seconds and then picked up the phone.
Since her facial expression was probably a little distorted and rich, she covered the camera without thinking when she answered the call. She saw that her boyfriend was still wearing the sweatshirt in the daytime video, and was sitting in a place that looked like a restaurant.
The phone was on the table. As soon as the call was connected, the man came over and asked, "Why, are you really angry?"
His voice was magnetic, and I didn't know if it was intentional. It sounded twice as charming as usual.
Wei Zhi was silent for a moment: "Talk properly, don't cross your legs when talking."
Her voice was neither too loud nor too low. As soon as the voice came out, people around her could be heard laughing. It might be the snow friends who caught Shan Chong on the other side of Songhua Lake who were having a meal together. "Girlfriend", "Angry", "Then you coax her", a mess of voices echoed in a place outside the screen that Shan Chong could not see.
The man ignored them, picked up his phone, said "You guys eat first" and left the restaurant.
I squatted outside the shelter in the middle of winter.
There were still icicles hanging from the eaves. Wei Zhi shuddered as he looked at the man, then said "hmm" in a somewhat casual voice, "Where are the people? I'm out now. Can you talk?"
Wei Zhi's lips twitched: "Are you cold there?"
Shan Chong thought for a moment and said, "How can the winter in Northeast China bring about the spring when flowers bloom? It's cold."
"Then go back to the house and talk."
"There are too many people in the room, and I'm afraid I'll disturb you," he said in a natural tone, "That's fine."
Weizhi hesitated, moved his hand away, and saw his own face on the screen. It was so warm in the air-conditioning, and his white face was red and puffy, in contrast to the other half of the screen, the man's face was frozen white...
She paused, feeling distressed for two seconds, then came to her senses and asked quietly, "Shan Chong, are you trying to use a cruel trick on me?"
The other party was also very honest and did not deny it at all.
"I thought about it carefully. If you're angry, how can I comfort you over the Internet?" he said. "After thinking it over and over again, I can only do this. If you're angry, I'll just stand outside. OK?"
There was a hint of smile in his dark eyes when he said this.
If this guy were a pig-killing scammer, he'd probably be on the Forbes rich list within a year.
Wei Zhi's hair stood on end at his humble voice. His lips moved helplessly, and finally he could only say, "Go back to the house first."
"Don't worry." He said calmly, "Finish what you want to say."
"I can tell you when I get back."
"No," he refused. "If I speak to a little girl in this tone in front of so many people, I won't be able to take on any apprentices in the future."
“…”
Grass.
This person...
What a fucking good talker!
Even a top-notch sea king scumbag like Lao Yan had to kneel down and kowtow to him and continue to call him master.
Wei Zhi was so coaxed by him that he stuttered, but he still had to keep a straight face and hold up his dignity that had long since disappeared: "Then tell me, why did you sneak to Songhua Lake!"
"This morning, my mom cooked the chickens I left behind without asking me. She asked me to drive 20 minutes to the breakfast shop and wait in line for an hour and a half just for a few weird buns," Shan Chong chuckled. "I think going home early for the New Year is really a bad idea."
"Then why don't you tell me?"
"I tell you, you should definitely ask me why I came home from Chongli that afternoon."
"Why?"
"You're gone now. It's boring to be alone." The man's voice was even calm, with a sincerity that even a top liar couldn't achieve. "So I went home. After I got home, I found that my home wasn't very friendly. If I didn't leave, my mother would have saved the money to hire a cleaner and let me help clean the house. I might as well go out and hide for two days."
“…”
"I originally thought I would only be there for two days, it wouldn't affect anything," he thought for a moment, "but I was recognized the moment I stepped on stage. A double cork 360°, it's obvious who dances, how did these people recognize me?"
He was still troubled.
It has a taste of Versailles.
Weizhi thought about it and didn't know how to comment on this matter. He wanted to suggest that he should lower his head and fiddle with his broken bindings before setting off next time, otherwise no one would recognize him. However, it seemed a bit difficult to say so in this serious situation...
Seeing that she didn't say anything on the other end of the phone, it was obvious that she didn't know whether he had passed the test or not. He adjusted the direction of the phone in his hand, stood up and walked around twice.
Standing outside the restaurant, the dim light inside illuminated half of his handsome face. The mole on the bridge of his nose moved slightly with his breathing, appearing and disappearing in the changing light.
"I'll definitely tell you first where I'm going next time," he said, "I won't be angry anymore."
He was very patient in coaxing people, and all his patience in this life was given to her.
Putting it on the phone screen, the little girl groaned, thought for a moment and said, "Let's just get angry for a while."
"?"
Standing under the eaves, the man's expression paused.
She said slowly: "We have never had a fight since we got together."
When he heard her say that, he was amused by her mother. He raised the corner of his lips and was about to ask her if she was saying such nonsense because she couldn't beat her because there was an Internet cable between them.
Then I heard her say, "People say that you have to quarrel often to stay together for a long time."
“…”
oh.
…
Ten minutes later, all the dishes were served on the table.
Everyone was sitting there drinking and chatting politely, no one was eating. When the door outside opened, the man came back, looking cold, and sat down, putting down his phone.
Everyone looked at the expression on his face and found that there was no expression on it. One of the people around the table was the one who posted the video announcing to the world, "Shan Chong is here, come quickly." He poured Shan Chong a glass of wine and said, "Brother Chong, is your sister-in-law angry? Did they have a fight? We are causing you trouble!"
The man took his glass and clinked it with his, smiled and said, "No."
This smile made the bunch of old men sitting at the table smile as if spring had arrived.
Ah, then they realized that it was no use quarreling or getting angry, because the other person was fine...
There is no need for them to worry about this.
…
Shan Chong had finished half of his meal, and after three rounds of drinks, he was a little tipsy.
The guy next to me was already drunk and has disappeared without a trace. I don't know where he went to vomit.
He said hello to everyone, stood up without any psychological pressure and prepared to go back. As he was walking out, he lowered his head and typed very seriously, and assured his girlfriend on the phone for the 800th time that he had finished his meal. He was about to go back to sleep, but there was no next stall and no young lady...
I heard the restaurant door open.
The door opened and closed, and a gust of cold wind blew across his face.
A minute later, a person with a cold face passed by him. The man never looked up. His typing hand paused for a moment on the phone, and after a few seconds, he continued typing.
He heard the footsteps turn around and follow him again. He drooped his eyelashes, and the shadows cast by them hid the emotion in his eyes.
Shan Chong and Wei Zhi chatted on their phones all the way.
The person behind him followed him all the way without saying a word. In the freezing cold, he followed him all the way to the downstairs of the guesthouse where he was staying without complaint. Shan Chong swiped his card and pressed the elevator button, holding the wall with one hand...
A few seconds later.
He turned around without hesitation and said to the man not far away with a blank expression: "If you follow me again, I will call the police."
The middle-aged man behind me was motionless, wearing a black down jacket, a black mask, a baseball cap, and a fat body. At first glance, he really looked like a pervert.
I looked up from under the brim of his baseball cap and saw the man lazily leaning against the elevator. At this moment, the elevator arrived with a ding and opened. He was not in a hurry to get in.
Looking at him like this at this moment, the corners of his eyes were slightly stained with blood because of the alcohol, but his face was expressionless and looked a little cold.
"Be nice to me," the middle-aged man cleared his throat. "If I hadn't been there to stop you, your house would have become a tourist destination for lobbyists from the Sports Bureau."
Speaking of this, the man standing by the elevator changed his posture.
After thinking for a while, he said, "Take off your baseball cap. I always feel like you're going to pull out a knife and put it on my neck the next second when you act like this."
This drunk man is somewhat logical.
Most of the people who try to reason with them are suffering from a serious illness.
Wang Xin was too lazy to argue with him over such a meaningless matter, so he took off his baseball cap, revealing his slightly curly hair underneath the cap.
Shan Chong stared at the slightly deformed hair on his head, and exhaled a slightly turbid breath from his nose: "Is there something wrong?"
"It's okay," Wang Xin said, "I just want to let you know that my car is outside."
Shan Chong crossed his arms and looked at him without saying anything.
Wang Xin was getting impatient with him. His temper was flaring up, so he didn't have the patience to talk to him. He waved his baseball cap and said, "What's going on? I set out after watching the video that old Jiang sent. I drove for six hours to get here. Is it just to stare at you in silence? To have a love affair?"
Shan Chong changed his posture and said lazily, "I won't even talk to you about love."
"I don't want to talk to you!" Wang Xin felt that he came at the wrong time after bumping into this drunkard. He showed a malicious and sneering expression. He felt unlucky and said, "I'm asking you a question! What do you mean? You're leaving temporarily. And you're announcing it to the world, as if you're afraid that people don't know you're in Songhua Lake... Don't tell me that you don't have any intention of moving forward at all!"
"Where to go?"
"What do you think?"
"where?"
"Hold!"
"Don't swear," Shan Chong said peacefully, "How are you going to represent the country in international competitions next year? Instead of letting you out to wander around, they might as well lock you up and give you some etiquette training..."
No matter whether men or women, they will talk too much when they drink too much.
"Are you going or not?" Wang Xin paused. "The terrace at Changbai Mountain has been renovated this year. Don't you want to take a look?"
The elevator went up and down.
This time there were two more passers-by in the elevator. When they got out of the elevator, they were intoxicated by the strong atmosphere of negotiation outside. One of them saw that the man standing by the elevator looked good and smelled of alcohol, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances at him.
I don't know what these two are talking about. They look like they are ready to draw their swords at any moment.
After a few seconds, passers-by heard the man staring at another person. His eyes, slightly red from the alcohol, were calm, yet seemed to be able to burn a hole in the other person's body...
Until in the tense atmosphere, he raised his thin lips and said slowly in a condescending tone, "Okay."
Wang Xin's heart was finally at ease.
It’s okay to think about it.
Although the tone asked for a beating, at least he didn't say "I just came here for fun", otherwise all major newspapers would have to work overtime tonight to catch the headlines, and the headline would be "Vanke Songhua Lake Ski Resort murder on a snowy night".
He took a deep breath, and before he could say anything, he saw the man who was originally standing next to the elevator throw down these words, stand up straight, turn around and walk into the elevator.
The middle-aged man standing not far away did not have time to be happy. Seeing the way he entered the elevator, he was caught off guard and thought that this guy was fooling him. He hurriedly took two steps and stopped the elevator before it closed. He was a little anxious: "The car is outside!"
With this move of the hand, the elevator door opened again.
The man standing inside didn't show any expression on his face. He stubbornly raised his hand and pressed the floor button. Then he said, "Don't I have to pack my things?"
“…”
Wang Xin thought about it and felt that what he said made sense. He retracted his hand and followed him into the elevator with a look of distrust. The elevator door closed and he walked up. Before he could say anything, he heard the person standing behind him slowly add, "I have to inform my wife."
“…”
"I promised her," he grumbled, "starting tonight, I have to report to her if I change the ski slope when I come down from the top of Songhua Lake."
“…”
"I'll go only after approval."
“…”
This person looked at the three-foot-tall man standing tall.
"Fuck you, how come you are either your mother or your wife? Are you a man?"
Wang Xin couldn't stand it any longer.
Shan Chong glanced at him casually: "So."
"So what!"
"You are still single, and your mother doesn't care about you even though you don't come home for Chinese New Year."
“…”