Chapter 138 Let’s go and get the certificate
When the lights in South City first came on, the streets were bustling with traffic.
In the parking lot of the most prestigious restaurant in the city center, Weizhi had just turned off the engine and jumped out of the car when the cell phone in his pocket began to vibrate.
Wei Zhi took it out and took a look.
【Chong: Wife, what do you want to eat in the evening? 】
She lowered her head, typed two words and deleted them, then made a voice call to the other end. The other end quickly picked up the phone and said "Hello" lazily. She walked forward, but before she could say anything, she heard him say "Hmm" from deep in his nose again.
"You're not home."
There was no change in his tone.
"Out?"
"How do you know?"
"The footsteps should be in the parking lot," he said like Sherlock Holmes, "Isn't it time for dinner in China? Who did you make an appointment to have dinner with? Jiang Nanfeng?"
Weizhi was about to answer when a BMW X5 parked steadily behind her. The driver jumped out, glanced at the girl holding the phone, and called out "Weizhi"——
The person whose name was called turned around and glanced at the person behind her. Her black and white eyes lit up, she smiled and waved to the young man not far away.
At the same time, she said into the phone, "High school reunion."
Apparently he had heard what was happening here, the man on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, then asked in a timid tone, "Why is there a man here?"
Wei Zhi was puzzled: "Didn't you go to school? Because in high school, my class was half boys and half girls... and it wasn't a girls' school."
The person who came to greet her was the former monitor of the class. He was very good at writing with chalk. Wei Zhi was the publicity committee member of the class. She often asked him to help write when making blackboard newspapers...
The class monitor is a very nice person. We added each other on WeChat after class started in college. Although we don’t chat on weekdays, we still send each other text messages to say hello during holidays.
Now that I finally see him, I feel like he's still the same as he was in high school, nothing has changed.
The squad leader came up, Weizhi pointed at the phone in her hand and mouthed "boyfriend" to him, who said "oh" and nodded.
Shan Chong: "What are you two talking about?"
Wei Zhi: “…”
Wei Zhi glanced at the phone screen with a frown on her face, confirming that she had made a voice call instead of a video call. She was very impressed by the man's ability. She said, "I told him I was on the phone with my boyfriend. Is there a problem?"
Shan Chong: “Oh.”
Shan Chong: "Then no."
Wei Zhi: “…”
The squad leader laughed: "Did your boyfriend come to check on you? Why is he so strict when you just got together? Then why didn't he come with you? You can bring your family with you today."
Shan Chong: "Tell him that your boyfriend is abroad to prepare for the Winter Olympics next year to continue to shine."
Wei Zhi: "...Did I misunderstand? Aren't you in the Shanghai Hotel under routine quarantine?"
Shan Chong: "The 14 plus 7 foreign arrivals are also part of the shining and warming. What do you think?"
Wei Zhi: “…”
Shan Chong: "Also, what do you mean you are so strict only when we are together? Sorry, I have been so strict all my life."
Wei Zhi thought of the time when she first met Shan Chong. This man was very stingy with words and was as cold as a god...
Although he still spoke in a cold voice at this moment.
But the sentence is too long.
Wei Zhi: "How about I give him the phone number and you two can chat?"
Hearing the implication of her words, he calmed down a little.
When he met Jiang Nanfeng in front of the booked box and heard the latter's voice, Shan Chong asked Wei Zhi to give her the phone... He thought this person was going to do something mysterious or say something important, but he didn't expect that the two of them only talked on the phone for two minutes before the other party was persuaded to hang up.
Wei Zhi was stunned.
Jiang Nanfeng put his phone back to the curious girl with a cold face and said slowly, "I never thought that at my age I would have to confess my romantic history when I was young."
Weizhi: “?”
Under her blank gaze, she watched her sister turn around and smile at the monitor who was looking over here. The latter was stunned for a moment, and then the man in his twenties instantly blushed from his face to his neck and -
I pulled the chair with too much force and the chair leg pressed directly onto my instep.
Wei Zhi: “…”
Wei Zhi turned around and looked at Jiang Nanfeng: "You and the squad leader? Hello? When did it happen? How come I don't know?"
The latter touched the girl's head lovingly and said, "When you were in school, what else did you know except studying hard... I think you were a good person. If it was any other man who had more than two ex-girlfriends, I would think he was not worthy of your innocence. You don't know how worried I was about this matter back then..."
Weizhi slapped her hand away with a gloomy face.
Jiang Nanfeng: "Look, you're still angry because of shame."
Just as Weizhi was about to speak, Laoyan called.
Compared to the master's aboveboard inspection, the young man who had not yet succeeded in becoming a regular employee was not in a good position and could not speak properly. He humbly said on the phone, "Watch her and don't let her drink too much."
Grass.
From Aquaman to Sea Dog, all it takes is one Jiang Nanfeng.
Wei Zhi pulled out a chair and sat down. A female classmate who was chatting with the class monitor turned around, looked at her with a smile, and asked, "Jiji, Wang Ze said you have a boyfriend? Is it true? When did you find out?"
…
Weizhi had a good relationship with people when he was in school.
She looks non-aggressive, speaks softly, and is an ordinary publicity committee member. She doesn't fall in love or chase stars. She doesn't date the school hunk or fall in love. She is devoted to reading holy books.
There is absolutely no reason to dislike such a person.
The person who asked her this question with a smile had no ill intentions at all...
I just think it's amazing that a slow-witted girl like Wei Zhi can fall in love when she reaches the right age.
There were already seven or eight students nearby. When they heard her question, they all looked over and started talking at once.
"Yuan, don't ask like that. It seems like Jiji is a cartoonist now... Don't cartoonists have to have scripts? How can you write a script if you don't know how to fall in love?"
"Wow, how do you know what Weizhi is doing!"
"I saw it on TV. Were you shocked? My classmate was on CCTV News. I thought the only reason I had this opportunity in my life was because Lao Yu became a serial killer or something like that—"
"Hey! Wang Shanshan! Do you really want to be torn apart?"
“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
"Weizhi, are you really on TV?!"
"Really, really, Jiji is very famous. Later, when I chatted with my roommate in college, I found out that I had read her comics when I was in school..."
Facing the oncoming praises, Wei Zhi had the illusion of a direct social death in the three-dimensional world.
People also asked her with great interest who her boyfriend was, what he did, and whether there were any photos...
She was forced to hide behind Jiang Nanfeng.
Before we could say anything, someone turned on the TV in the box.
The local TV station happened to be broadcasting sports-related news, and the Winter Olympics happened to be mentioned. On TV, the female host reported the current preparations for the Winter Olympics in a staccato voice.
[So far, our athletes are working hard to accumulate points for the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics...]
【In the snow sports, the men's snowboard big air event has a new medal hotspot. Shan Chong, a former national team player in the snowboard big air event, recently completed two jumps at the world's top level at the X-GAMES World Extreme Sports Games, winning the gold medal in one fell swoop, and announced his comeback in a high-profile manner on the medal stand. 】
The TV showed a shot of an X-GAMES competition.
In the camera, a man wearing a black snow suit, with only the dazzling red national flag on his helmet, jumped up from a high platform, and then he turned around calmly.
This is Shan Chong's second jump on X-GAMES, a FSquadcork2160°.
After the jump was completed and the athlete landed steadily, amid the earth-shaking cheers that almost overturned the broadcasting camera, the athletes behind him basically felt that they didn’t need to continue competing…
Shan Chong won the first gold medal after his comeback without any suspense with his first two jumps.
"Fuck, this skiing event is really fierce, it spins like a helicopter."
"Are our country's snow sports not that good?"
"That's not true. I'm above average. I have the potential to win medals in many events... I'm probably just a little short of a gold medal—"
"Is this person powerful?"
"X-GAMES gold medal, isn't that amazing? I've heard of this competition, it's not a jackpot, basically everyone who can participate in the Olympics next year has gone to this competition."
"Really? I never really watched the Winter Olympics before..."
"Ask Weizhi if she's awesome or not," one of the female classmates pointed at the little girl standing behind Jiang Nanfeng, "I saw her skiing every day on her WeChat Moments. I know what the ski resorts in our country look like from her WeChat Moments—"
"Oh, is that so?" A male classmate who unfortunately became bald at an early age blinked, "Weizhi, an expert knows the ins and outs. Tell me, is this guy on TV amazing?"
The little girl who was called blinked blankly.
At this moment, his eyes slipped and met the class monitor's gaze.
As one of Jiang Nanfeng's predecessors, the class monitor was not to be judged by appearance. The memory of the brain that was later snatched by Peking University and Tsinghua University was also amazing. When he made eye contact with Wei Zhi, he turned his head and looked at the TV. The man standing on the award podium was bending over to receive the award from the organizers...
There was a pause.
He turned around and looked at Weizhi again.
…Weizhi is also one of those people who has posted photos of her boyfriend flying on the platform and playing in the halfpipe in her circle of friends.
Although the face is not so clear, it is sometimes visible.
At this moment, Wei Zhi's scalp was tingling because of the little class monitor's gaze. He said, "This guy is the biggest snowboarder in the country. The sky is the ceiling."
Everyone said "Oh" and nodded, not quite understanding what was said.
A female classmate said, "Oh my god, this guy is so handsome."
Another female classmate said, "This niche circle shouldn't be that big. Xiaozhi, I see you and Nanfeng are either from Zhangjiakou or Xinjiang every day. Do you know who this person is?"
Jiang Nanfeng said "Oh", "I know."
Wei Zhi: “…”
The female classmate's eyes widened: "Really? Know each other?"
Jiang Nanfeng nodded: "I know him."
Female classmate: "Really? Oh my god! You guys are amazing to know an Olympic athlete! Holy shit - can I see his circle of friends? He's so handsome! I want to take a look! To see if he has a girlfriend!"
Jiang Nanfeng took out her cell phone and responded with "That's true". Just as she was about to hand the phone over, a small claw reached out from the side and grabbed her wrist with struggle... She turned her head and saw the little girl looking at her dimly.
She clapped her paws and handed over the interface of Shan Chong’s WeChat Moments——
A confident straight man, visible in all WeChat Moments.
The specific visibility can be traced back to 2012 when people started using WeChat.
Shan Chong doesn’t have many friends, but the latest update…
There are no contestants.
The top one is a life video——
The man stood in what was probably the entrance hallway of his home, facing the camera with a blank expression: [Let me show you how unreasonable women can be.]
Then he flipped his phone and aimed the camera at a place that looked like an apartment. Not far away, a little girl was shouting, "Dan Chong, did you hide my pressure-sensitive pen? How come it disappeared? It was here just now and I went to the bathroom, how come it disappeared?"
The man said, "I didn't touch your things." The phone was within reach.
The little girl turned her back to the camera, put her hands on her hips, and flipped the table: [Yes, yes, you didn't move! It grew legs by itself! ]
The video zooms in, and a man's hand appears in the screen. He picks up the iPad on the table and flips over the iPad's cover. The pressure-sensitive pen is clearly clipped in the fold of the outer cover.
The little girl's angry scolding came to an abrupt end.
[I saw you stuff it in solemnly just before you went to the bathroom.]
【Don't look at me. 】
【Apologize?】
[Don't touch me. When you scolded me just now, you looked like you wanted to eat me... Even pulling my sleeve won't work.]
The video has finished playing.
There was a brief silence in the box, and then the waiter began to serve the dishes.
After a moment of silence, the female classmate who was clamoring to see Shan Chong's circle of friends said, "Why do I feel that the voice of this Olympic athlete's girlfriend sounds familiar?"
Wei Zhi lowered his head and served the soup.
Jiang Nanfeng nudged her waist with his elbow: "Call me 'Shan Chong'?"
Wei Zhi: “…”
Jiang Nanfeng: "Shout."
Wei Zhi: "Shan Chong?"
Everyone: “…”
…
This class reunion made Weizhi a winner in life and she won a lot of money.
The rich second-generation beautiful girl cartoonist got the handsome and unparalleled snowboarding national team athlete...
What will happen to the baby born after this?
Even novels don’t dare to write like this. The last time I saw such an absurd combination was eight years ago, when the diving queen married into a wealthy family in Hong Kong, creating a legend of the century.
Weizhi was frightened by this wave of analogies and sighs from his old classmates, feeling that they were simply trying to scam him.
If Shan Chong had the good fortune to hear this delicious milk, he would probably want to plug his ears.
After three rounds of drinks, we went to KTV to continue.
Everyone was almost drunk, so they called a driver to take a few familiar classmates home one by one. When Weizhi finally got home, it was almost 2:30 in the morning.
There is not a single ghost in the house.
She couldn't stand up for a moment. Facing the dark room, she was dazed. She kicked off her high heels and unbuttoned the first button of her shirt. Her nostrils were filled with the strong smell of alcohol, and the recoil from the wine she drank rushed up all at once.
She struggled and groped along the wall to turn on a hallway light. After standing in the hallway for a few seconds, she staggered and fell onto the living room sofa.
She took out her phone and checked it. Her boyfriend had disappeared without a trace. She began to calculate the time difference between here and the other side of the ocean...
I can't figure it out anymore.
Then I belatedly realized that my boyfriend was not jet-lagged, and that she didn't show up because she was locked up in a hotel for routine quarantine after landing in China...
What day is today?
oh.
I can’t count them all.
I just gave up, turned over and fell asleep on the sofa, like a poor unwanted insect.
…
She herself didn't know how long she had slept.
She seemed to wake up once in the middle of the night. When she opened her eyes, she found it was daybreak outside. She had a splitting headache, so she got up, drank some water, turned over and went back to sleep.
When I woke up again, I felt something wet wiping my face.
hot.
At first she was quite impatient and reached out to swat it away, but the hot towel rubbing against her face became harder and harder, as if it was going to rub her face off—
And with her eyes closed, she felt herself being picked up.
The next second, I fell into the embrace of a familiar breath.
"Sleeping with makeup on? You don't care about your face anymore?"
A deep male voice rang in my ears.
Wei Zhi frowned slightly, without even closing his eyes, thinking that she must have been sleepwalking and hallucinating.
"You stink of alcohol, and if I don't look at you for three seconds you'll fly to heaven."
If this curse is an illusion, it is too accurate.
After struggling, Wei Zhi suddenly opened his eyes.
Then, she was caught off guard by a pair of dark eyes, a handsome face so close yet hanging above her. At this moment, the man who should have been on the other side of the ocean was staring at her, his eyes filled with the prospect of a storm.
Wei Zhi: “…”
Weizhi: “?”
She raised her hand and pinched the man's face.
Her brain was slow to react, so she pinched it a few more times. The warm and tight skin on her hand...
The latter slapped her hand away with a "slap" that was quite forceful and woke Weizhi up immediately.
Blinking, she grabbed the collar of his coat and sat up a little...
Stare at him.
stare.
stare--
The man in front of her probably just came from Shanghai without stopping. He was still wearing a sprint coat that was a bit too thick for South City, which was just about to enter spring. At this moment, that young but inexplicably dignified handsome face looked straight at her with his eyes downcast...
It gave her a sudden sense of urgency to urinate.
Under the man's unfathomable gaze, Wei Zhi gradually came to her senses. She could smell the alcohol on her body. She gritted her teeth and raised her lips to him: "Why are you back?"
She saw his eyes gradually darken.
The hairs on my back stood up one by one.
With messy hair and a splitting headache, she was still wearing the clothes she wore the night before, with her boat socks missing. The little girl slid off the sofa and onto the carpet in front of the sofa, ready to face the baptism of the storm.
Then she heard the man calling her, Weizhi.
Wei Zhi: “…”
Coming it is coming.
Calling out the full name is a precursor to turning on the storm mode.
Shan Chong: "Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow and get a certificate."
Weizhi: "I was wrong. I was just too happy at the class reunion—"
Weizhi: “?”
Weizhi: “What?”
Shan Chong: "Are you going?"
When she was a teenager, Eie had imagined how romantic her proposal would be.
It could be the snow-covered Dome Hotel in Finland;
It could be an East African antelope leaping and running towards the morning sun;
It could be a hot air balloon rising slowly over Cappadocia, Türkiye;
It could be the colorful soap bubbles rising in the sunset in Prague Square...
The beautiful boy took out a diamond ring.
At least 1 carat...
On her ring finger.
He knelt on one knee, looked at her sincerely, and promised her to spend the rest of his life with him.
Instead of in South City.
Her apartment.
The morning after a hangover.
She reeked of alcohol, her hair was messy, and she had dark circles under her eyes from oversleeping. She had no idea whether it was morning, dusk, or afternoon at this strange time...
The man in a combat jacket sat next to her and asked her expressionlessly in the tone of a dean of studies, "Do you want to get your certificate? Are you going?"
…When I go downstairs to eat intestines rice noodles and choose fish fillet or beef with or without egg, I can be more cautious than this.
It's just outrageous.
What about diamond ring?
There is no diamond ring either.
In her hand was a hot face towel.
The towel was taken from her own bathroom and was disposable.
I have never seen such a standard of getting something for nothing!
Wei Zhi didn't even have time to ask.
The next second...
There is a heavy thing on my neck.
Stunned for three seconds.
She looked down and saw, oh wow, it was a golden sign.
"Here's to you," the man said to the bewildered hungover man, "Want to go?"
Wei Zhi had a blank expression on his face, thinking: How can it be so casual? A piece of gold medal with an unknown gold content can replace a diamond ring that starts at 1 carat? There is no such thing as such a calculation in the world. This wishful thinking is crackling. If you become a billionaire in the future, it should be by saving up one cent at a time by picking up mineral water bottles on the roadside. Go, go ...
Wei Zhi: "Where do you get the inspiration from?"
Shan Chong: "The moment you almost got drunk to death on your own sofa less than a month after leaving me."
Weizhi: “?”
Shan Chong: "Besides being angry, I also felt an unexpected sense of responsibility."
Wei Zhi: “…”
Shan Chong: "Are you going?"
Weizhi: “Go ahead.”
Shan Chong: "When?"
Wei Zhi: "Let me wash my face... Oh no, what time is it now?"
Shan Chong: "...six o'clock in the afternoon."
Wei Zhi: "Oh, the Civil Affairs Bureau is closed. Let's go tomorrow."
Shan Chong: “Okay.”
Wei Zhi: "There is still one night to cool down."
Shan Chong: "Look in the mirror now and you'll see how much love I put into not scolding you... Don't mess with me, or you'll be the one who regrets it."
Wei Zhi: “…”
Wei Zhi: "Shouldn't you say something a little more tender when proposing?"
"I've already said that without scolding you," the man said lovingly, "Go ahead, don't say anything, and wash your face."
The author has something to say: Oh wow, being locked up was terrible, bloody and mangled
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