It was not Wei Zhi who answered Dai Duo's phone calls. When she was in class, her teacher would confiscate her cell phone like a primary school student.

She was still rolling around on the snowy trail, trying to change the edge. When she looked up, she saw Shan Chong, who had been following her, suddenly stop. He paused, took out her cell phone from his pocket, glanced at it, and told her, "Jiang Nanfeng."

Wei Zhi, who was already hurting from the fall, raised his arms and shouted, "Nanfeng is calling me to eat! Class is over! Class is over!"

Shan Chong raised his chin to signal her to continue and not take the opportunity to slack off, and raised his hand to answer the phone for her -

Both sides said "Hello" at the same time, and then froze at the same time.

It took a while before Shan Chong reacted first, "Dai Duo?"

"Well," Dai Duo said nonchalantly, "Is yours also in the hospital? Why is the phone in your hand?"

Wei Zhi's phone was confiscated because when Jiang Nanfeng was around, she would voluntarily take a rest with excuses like "I'll wait for Nanfeng" or "Nanfeng is waiting for me"...

When Jiang Nanfeng was not around, she would say "my cell phone is ringing". Any little movement would be considered "my cell phone is ringing". Sometimes even the phone bill from 10086 was enough for her to sit down on the ski slope and rest for five minutes.

Then her phone was confiscated.

Although Shan Chong didn't think he needed to explain this to Dai Duo.

"If you can't speak, I suggest you shut up." The man said expressionlessly, "What does 'also' mean?"

Three minutes later, Shan Chong hung up the phone.

When I looked up, I saw Weizhi change the front edge and hit the snow path straight on, kicking up a snow dust that could be considered a snow wall, and then he fell flat on the snow path, slid down a meter or two, and stopped.

After waiting for a long time, she pulled her head covered with snow off the snow, quietly crawled to her knees, and looked around quickly like a thief to make sure that no one was around. She supported herself on the ground with one hand and rubbed her chest with the other hand.

Shan Chong: “…”

Putting the phone back into his pocket, he slowly slid towards her.

Wei Zhi was hiding behind her face shield, grinning and sighing that it was a good thing her breasts were real, otherwise all ten of them would have been smashed to pieces. The next second, she felt the light in front of her was blocked by a shadow. She paused slightly from kneeling on the snow path and raised her head.

Her sight passed from the familiar black maché board in front of her, passing by his snow pants, his snow suit, and his cool and noble jawline... Through the snow goggles, she looked into the man's calm eyes, blushed, and took her hand away from her chest.

"What?" she asked aggressively.

The man stood in front of her with his hands behind his back, ignoring her pretentiousness: "Dai Duo called just now and said that Jiang Nanfeng was hit by a fish and thunder in the net on the highway, injuring his hands and feet, but not--"

The words haven't been finished yet.

The little girl pulled his pants and climbed up with great effort. Without saying a word, she took off her gloves and reached into his pocket for her cell phone.

He felt a pair of small claws touching his body, from waist to chest. He endured it for three seconds and slapped her claws away, unzipped his chest, took out her phone and threw it to her...

As she fumbled to catch the phone, he quickly reached up and pulled up his pants.

I silently swore that if I had anything to say in the future, I would just stay three meters away from her and shout.

I lowered my eyes and watched her replay the call she had just made. Because it was inconvenient to wear a helmet and face shield, I had to use the speaker. The phone rang twice and was picked up. Dai Duo's lazy voice came through, and his tone was not very good: "What's wrong?"

When he heard his voice, Wei Zhi became even more panicked.

She covered her mouth with one hand, very shocked: "How come she can't even speak when you answered the phone?"

Shan Chong stood there coldly watching the little girl who had just jumped up and down without even listening to his words perform "The Sky Is Falling". He got tired of standing and watching so he just sat down and watched -

He even took off his goggles so that he could see her flapping her wings and looking miserable, as if she was about to cry, in high definition.

At this moment, the person on the other end of the phone was obviously frightened by the little girl's crying voice and was silent for three seconds: "It's just a muscle strain. It will be fine after two days of rest. It's not a big deal... What did Shan Chong just tell you? Does he have a problem with his comprehension ability or his expression ability?"

Weizhi: “…”

oh.

Just take two days' rest.

It's no big deal.

Hearing Dai Duo say this, Wei Zhi's heart, which had been like on a roller coaster, suddenly fell to the ground, and the tears that had been welling up in her eyes due to fear were swallowed back.

"He said nothing."

Her voice was still hoarse from the shock that had not yet completely faded. As she spoke, she raised her head and stared at Shan Chong, with a look on her face that said: Did you do this on purpose?

Shan Chong had never suffered such an injustice in his life.

He raised his eyebrows, but before he could open his mouth to scold her, someone on the other end of the phone quickly responded, "Oh, then he must have done it on purpose."

"... Dai Duo, she turned it on."

Sitting on the snowy trail, the man's voice was so cold that ice chips could fall off. He then turned and looked at Wei Zhi, "You started crying before I even finished talking. Did you give me a chance to finish my words when you flipped through your phone?"

Weizhi thought about it carefully.

"Ah." Wei said.

"Is it enough to just play dumb?" Shan Chong said, "From the time I was born until now, no one has ever caused me such a huge injustice."

"Everyone will have to face that day." Wei Zhi argued cunningly.

Shan Chong looked at her in silence.

She put away her phone silently: "I was wrong. Next time I will let you finish your words."

Shan Chong stood up, looking down at her from above: "The board has been taken off. I'll take you down the mountain."

Weizhi followed the instructions and sat down to take off the snowboard. She stood up with the snowboard in her hand and saw the man take the snowboard and asked her to take off the turtle as well. Then she reacted and said, "You take me down?"

"Wait until you get on with it and Jiang Nanfeng's injuries will be healed." The man clamped her board under his armpits, swung the board left and right, and moved in front of her, "Sit down."

Weizhi picked the turtle and hung it and the board on him, then climbed skillfully between the two fasteners of his board, hugged his legs, and sat down.

After thinking for a while, she raised her head suddenly: "Can I——"

Change to an elegant posture and go down the mountain.

Before he could finish his words, he heard a scream of pain coming from above his head.

She hurriedly grabbed his leg and asked "what's wrong". While speaking, she saw the man's face turned pale because of the severe pain, and he bent down, holding his hands somewhere under his body. The muscles of the leg in his hands tightened instantly, and she could feel his face was ashen even through the snow goggles!

"Why are you raising your head so casually without taking off your helmet?"

He used an unprecedentedly harsh tone!

Wei Zhi was startled and looked at him blankly. She was a little slow to react and realized what had happened. She cried out "Ah" and instinctively wanted to reach out and rub the painful spot on his body...

He stretched out his hand straight forward.

Her gloved hand was about to touch it, but she suddenly realized that it was not a place she could just "rub" and she pulled her hand back as if it was burned, "S-Sorry!"

After hesitating for three seconds, his hand froze in mid-air, ready to move: "Do you want to rub it yourself?"

She paused again: "Still?"

The word "still" has infinite meaning...

Shan Chong endured the pain and stared at her speechlessly with his dark eyes for three seconds.

Convinced that she had asked the question sincerely, his temples throbbed.

"…Emie."

"ah?"

"Shut up and stop mad at me."

“…”

…

Holding his thigh, he ran down the ski equipment hall in seconds. Wei Zhi rolled and crawled to stand up from Shan Chong's board, took his own board and was about to rush out, but was picked up by Shan Chong.

"Slow down," he said, "you'll fall down soon. Are you two crippled people going to eat with your arms around each other or in a three-legged race every day?"

“…”

Why doesn't your mouth speak human language?

Wei Zhi was about to say something, but Shan Chong sighed and said, "I'll go with you to take a look."

The little girl in his hand turned around and looked at him warily, her round eyes full of confusion, meaning, what are you doing? Are you really afraid that it would be a pity if such a promising youngster participating in the Winter Olympics fell?

The expression on her face was a little vivid, and Shan Chong found it funny. Even his coffin-like face, which had never changed for thousands of years, showed a little smile. He raised his hand and patted her forehead: "I answered the phone, and I had to go and visit her out of courtesy... Are you jealous of this?"

Weizhi also felt that he was crazy.

She held her forehead and complained, "It's not your fault. You started it first."

Shan Chong was kind enough not to argue with her about who started the outrageous remarks. He simply scolded her in a tone that made it unclear whether he was serious or joking: "This is not okay. Although you are the youngest, there are hundreds of brothers in the group. If you habitually monopolize the master, you will be besieged in the future."

Weizhi: “…”

His speech was very Aquaman-like, and perhaps mixed with a hint of warning, half real and half fake.

However,

When he called himself "Master", her face turned red. She thought that when he said these two words with a smile, his voice was so beautiful and charming.

The dog is really about to spit out ivory.

Perhaps because of his excitement, he was very brave. With his face shield covered, Wei Zhi stared into his eyes and said, "Let's just attack."

Indirectly, it is an admission that she is possessive.

After she finished speaking, she swallowed nervously with a gulp of saliva. After waiting for a long time, she only heard the man sneer, and her face shield moved because of his sneer. She was stunned for a moment, but couldn't help staring at him for a while.

Until the latter's slightly curved eyes gradually lowered: "What?"

"I've never seen you smile properly."

She looked away, cleared her throat as if to cover her ears, raised her hand to cover her face, and pretended to be indifferent and muttered, "The weird ones who are deliberately trying to scare people don't count--"

"Have you ever thought that maybe I can't laugh at you?"

"Why, I learned how to change edges well today."

"If one person falls every two S-turns, there won't be a need for snowplow operators to work tomorrow."

The two of them walked back while talking. The man had taken off his gloves, and Weizhi's sweater hood was tied in his hand like a rope, so he couldn't move faster.

It was only as she reached the equipment hall that she felt the pull on her hat loosen.

She said "hmm" and turned around like a masochist, and saw the man turn at the door, picked up a mach board from the ground, the same as the one he was holding, took a look at it, then weighed it and picked it up.

Weizhi: “?”

Shan Chong came over and probably saw Wei Zhi's curious look, and said, "Dog's board."

Wei Zhi: "Who? Oh, Dai Duo... Why is his board here?"

Shan Chong: "I guess he was in a hurry to send Jiang Nanfeng back to the hotel, so he left it here. He might be sick... Just because no one takes the ordinary board doesn't mean no one will take the Mach here. Last year, there was a blind spot in the ski resort's surveillance. I don't know if it has been improved this year--"

Wei Zhi looked at the two skis in the man's hand. They were the same length and width, of the same brand and model. They were both pitch black and unrecognizable. She hesitated and asked, "How do you know these are Dai Duo's boards?"

Shan Chong turned the board over and pointed his chin at it to show her - unlike Shan Chong's clean boards, Dai Duo's boards had all kinds of custom stickers on them, from various ski equipment stores across the country (sponsored), ski folk organizations, or brand manufacturers...

It’s full.

Shan Chong: "I can tell it's his at first glance."

Wei Zhi: "Why did he just throw such an expensive board on the ground? Why didn't he ask a friend to come and pick it up before going down the mountain..."

Shan Chong: "That also requires friends."

Weizhi: “?”

Shan Chong: "He's so rude, I doubt he has any friends."

Weizhi: “…”

You're not much better.

As Wei Zhi was complaining in his heart, the two of them walked side by side to the ski equipment hall. As they were about to pass through the hall and return to the hotel, Shan Chong lowered his head and asked the little girl beside him if she wanted to untie her snowshoes first...

At this moment, a dark figure rushed out from the side and snatched the mach board from Shan Chong's hand.

The man didn't even react.

He felt the board being forcibly pulled away, and the metal edge of the board scratched his palm fiercely, causing a burning pain!

Then I heard a scream from the little girl next to me. The next second, she took a quick step forward and caught the board with both hands when the man raised it to smash it on the ground: "Lao Yan, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"

When she got anxious, her voice was urgent and shrill, calling the man's name. Her small body was holding up the board, and her hands were tightly holding the blade to prevent it from being hit. She looked ridiculous, as if she might be flattened in the next second.

She stared nervously at the grim-faced Lao Yan, and never thought that such a cold and crazy look would appear on his face, as if he didn't recognize anyone and his eyes were red.

She held the edge of the snowboard tightly, and neither of them let go. The sharp edge pressed her fair palms red.

Lao Yan was glaring at him fiercely, but when he caught a glimpse of Wei Zhi's hand, he was stunned for a moment, his eyes flickered, and he finally spoke in a hoarse voice: "Get out of the way, and don't meddle in other people's business."

He was very fierce and had no intention of letting go...

But I didn't try to snatch the board from her.

Wei Zhi was very angry at the moment, so of course he would not give in: "Are you seriously ill? Why can't you just say it out loud? You have to hit someone with a stick! Do you know how expensive this stick is?"

Lao Yan sneered: "What's wrong with being expensive? Can't I afford it?"

Wei Zhi: "Is this the point? The point is why you smashed someone else's board!"

At this time, a bunch of people in the ski equipment hall have already looked over to see a tall boy and a small girl fighting for a 160-inch wide snowboard...

The snowboard was longer than the girl, and she had to almost lunge to hold it up and prevent it from falling to the ground.

Lao Yan is a famous figure in the snowboarding circle, with tens of thousands of fans on his short video app. Now that he has done this, people around him are talking about what happened.

Half of the people guessed it was emotional entanglements.

A few people couldn't bear to see Weizhi about to be crushed by the snowboard and were about to step forward to help. At this moment, a hand reached out from the side and grabbed the tail of the mach board from behind Weizhi.

"Has this been enough of a disgrace?"

A deep and slightly hoarse voice sounded from behind.

Wei Zhi turned around and was startled by the person behind him.

There was no doubt that Shan Chong was very good-looking, but at this moment she suddenly realized that sometimes, his handsome face would become a secondary thing——

For example, when he is angry.

The chill around his body and the aloof and commanding presence spread out easily, suffocating the people around him.

Wei Zhi had never seen him truly angry. His eyes were like a cold pond, bottomless and icy cold.

It’s not for nothing that Shan Chong can have so many disciples and they are all respectful to him.

At this moment, the man's dark and sharp eyes swept over, and the air around them seemed to be sucked out. The people who were whispering around them couldn't help but quiet down, not daring to make a sound.

Including old cigarettes.

Locked in those emotionless eyes, Lao Yan was also stunned, and he subconsciously loosened his hands that were holding the snowboard.

The heavy snowboard fell down, and if the man hadn't stood behind her to catch it, it would have hit Weizhi's head directly... She cried out "Ouch" and used her hands to support the board to relieve most of the force. She turned her head and looked at the man standing behind her. When he saw that she had held the board steadily, he let go of her hand and said with his eyes downcast, "Put it aside."

Wei Zhi received the order and with great difficulty dragged the board, which was longer than her, to the side and put it away.

Shan Chong's gaze returned to Lao Yan.

"What did I tell you before? Aren't you ashamed to have so many eyes watching you?"

The man's voice was cold and emotionless. "What will people say if this gets out? Two well-known snow tubing riders are making such a scene just to snatch a student. Which of you will be honored?"

"...Brother Chong."

Lao Yan was frightened. He didn't even dare to call him "Master". He glanced at him hesitantly and saw that the man looked very unhappy. He knew that if he didn't explain clearly today, he would not be able to get through this test.

So he bit his back teeth, his face was livid: "Don't talk to that rubbish Dai Duo. How did he beg you back then, and how is he treating you now? He is just a mean person! I look down on him not because of the class. I know you are right. It is Jiang Nanfeng's freedom to choose who to teach, but there is no need to teach on the first day of class-"

Go to bed.

It was a large public place with so many people watching. Lao Yan said Jiang Nanfeng's name out of desperation, but he didn't say the last three words and swallowed them back into his stomach.

Just at the mention of Dai Duo, his eyes became more disgusted... On that face, which still had the youthfulness of a college student, the usual smile was wiped away and filled with contempt.

"It's no big deal to throw a board at him. If he's in front of me, I can tear him apart."

As Lao Yan finished his words, Wei Zhi dragged Dai Duo's board to the side and put it away. He just happened to hear his speech, and he listened in the mist -

Nan Feng was hit by a smoke bomb. Dai Duo sent her back to the hotel and called her to inform her. She didn't even have time to thank him...

What is the old smoke?

Is he just angry because he is lonely?

Are you angry that Dai Duo took such good care of Jiang Nanfeng and didn't let her die on the Internet?

She was totally confused.

He tried hard to push his way back through the crowd that had regrouped. Just as he was about to ask Lao Yan what was wrong with his whole operation that made him so angry, he glanced around and saw the man in the black snow suit standing there with his right hand slightly curled unnaturally.

He caught the snowboard with this hand just now, and after making sure that Wei Zhi would not be hit by the snowboard, he withdrew his hand.

It didn't take much effort to remember that the man was holding Dai Duo's board with this hand just now, and Lao Yan appeared and snatched it from his hand directly...

Weizhi suddenly had a bad feeling.

My heart beat faster.

With her small body, she desperately pushed aside the people blocking her way and returned to the center of the incident. She didn't even bother to look at Lao Yan. She rushed to the man in two or three steps, grabbed his right hand with both hands, lifted it up, and pried it open.

The shocking deep bloody wound on the man's palm stung her eyes.

My head was buzzing as I saw the skin and flesh being torn apart and the blood flowing all over my hands...

She didn't even need to notice that something was wrong with him. In two seconds, the blood would have dripped onto the ground.

Wei Zhi blinked twice very quickly, and was stunned for a moment. He looked up a little at a loss, and he happened to look down, and the two of them looked at each other.

"It's OK."

The man whispered to her and clenched his hands.

"Just book it for a while."

Weizhi held his fingers tightly and refused to let go.

She turned around and yelled at her senior brother: "Lao Yan! Do you have rabies? Why can't you just talk it out? Look at what you've done! Come here and see for yourself, look at your master's hand!"

The little girl yelled with full force, and her fierce voice echoed throughout the ski equipment hall.

Everyone was stunned, and the entire ski equipment hall fell silent.

At this time, in the midst of Wei Zhi's anger, Lao Yan finally saw the scarlet on the man's palm. He immediately realized that he had done something extremely stupid, and he immediately became completely depressed...

It doesn’t matter whether you wear a robe or not.

He was injured by his master.

That's enough to make the fucking sky fall.

He didn't know what to say, he just stood there in despair... He looked up and saw the junior sister pulling the man's arm to take him to the infirmary. The man put away his coldness and depression, lowered his eyes and spoke to her in a gentle voice -

"Let me go, I'm fine."

"What do you mean it's nothing? You're definitely going to need stitches!"

"What kind of stitches are used to sew a wound the size of a palm?"

"Is there something wrong with your eyes? The flesh is all exposed! Take a look for yourself... Forget it, don't look at it. It will hurt more."

"Let's deal with the old cigarette first."

"Don't worry about them," Wei Zhi held the man's hand and never let go. Hearing that he wanted to solve the problems of these problem teenagers first, he turned around and glanced at Lao Yan coldly, "If they are so happy to quarrel, let them quarrel to their heart's content. If they are not satisfied, they can fight. Whoever is killed will be buried."

She was so angry that she started using elementary school language.

Realizing this, she snapped her mouth shut.

Her heart was beating wildly with anxiety. She bit her lower lip, looked up at him, and called him in a cautious voice: "Let's go to the infirmary first, okay?"

As she spoke, she gently pulled his fingertips.

I didn't dare to use force, for fear of hurting him.

The little girl who always argued, now had her lower lip bitten by herself until it was red as if it was about to bleed... She stared at him with her rabbit eyes, spoke with a nasal tone, and was more obedient than ever before -

Shan Chong hesitated for only three seconds.

He is the youngest, the little apprentice. Although he is a little stupid and likes to argue which can make people angry, he is very good at acting coquettishly at critical moments.

As a high and mighty master, he seemed unable to reject her.

The man's Adam's apple rolled slowly. After waiting for what seemed like a century to Wei Zhi, his shoulders relaxed and he stopped trying to pull his hand back...

He lowered his eyes to hide the emotion in them, and in the shocked eyes of the people around him, he said, "Okay."

It is like a tiger in the mountains. One second it smashes a huge rock with a slap and is about to show its might, and the next second it lowers its head and willingly lets people put an Elizabeth collar on it (*Elizabeth collar: a special head collar to prevent pets from licking wounds when they are sick, shaped like a baby cap or a toilet cover, also known as the collar of shame).

…

A farce unfolded violently, ending in the infirmary.

The girl watched the man go into the infirmary with great vigilance. Luckily, the doctor was still on duty. He exclaimed "ouch!" as soon as he saw the wound and taught the skiers: "Wear gloves and hold the board! Is this your first day skiing? Those who flip over are experienced drivers, haven't you heard that?"

Shan Chong was scolded so hard that he could only touch his nose.

Wei Zhi opened the door of the infirmary and walked out. He saw Lao Yan squatting outside the door like a stray dog. After thinking for a moment, he said to him softly, "I don't know what's wrong with you, but today Nan Feng got caught in the net by fish and thunder and injured her hands and feet. Dai Duo sent her back to the hotel... I am very grateful to him."

Wei Zhi finished his words in a few words and saw with his own eyes that the old cigarette turned from white to red, then to blue, and finally turned completely bloodless white.

She guessed that this person had misunderstood something, but was too lazy to ask, so she looked away, took out her cell phone and called Jiang Nanfeng.

The call was picked up. This time it was Jiang Nanfeng herself. Her voice sounded lazy and no different from usual. She started by scolding him: "Where are you? Why don't you come back to serve me? Last time you fell, I threw the board and ran to find you... Can't you put yourself in my shoes?"

Wei Zhi heaved a sigh of relief when he heard her scolding so fiercely.

Then he held the phone tightly, glanced at Lao Yan who was squatting by the wall behind him in a trance, and whispered to the person on the phone: "We were about to come back, but in the ski equipment hall, Lao Yan and Shan Chong suddenly started fighting over Dai Duo's snowboard..."

There was silence for three seconds on the other end of the phone, apparently trying to digest this sentence with three names, complicated relationships, and confusing events.

After a while, Jiang Nanfeng stopped joking and asked in confusion, "Don't Shan Chong and Lao Yan get together every day and wish they could wear the same pants? Don't they both hate Dai Duo? They fought over the snowboard of a person they both hate? How? Why? Is the relationship between the snow circle so messed up?"

Wei Zhi couldn't answer it either, it was too complicated, and she had to explain to Jiang Nanfeng that Lao Yan was actually because she had taken Dai Duo's class...

"How are you now?" She simply changed the topic that she cared about.

"I sprayed Yunnan Baiyao and it feels good. I can move my hand a little bit, but it's a little swollen. Bring me something to eat when you come back," Jiang Nanfeng said, and suddenly seemed to remember and asked, "It's dark outside. Where are you now?"

"Infirmary."

"Infirmary? Who's injured?"

"Shan Chong."

She was in a low mood again, her voice was hoarse, "Lao Yan tried to grab the board from Dai Duo, he was holding the board, his hand was cut by the blade, a lot of blood flowed——"

"Weizhi, did you cry when Dai Duo called and told you that I fell today?"

"……Um."

"That's more like it." Jiang Nanfeng said, "Don't cry. The blade is sharp, but it's not a kitchen knife. No matter how deep the wound is, just give it stitches. Don't squat beside them and shed tears, adding to their hardship and burden—"

Wei Zhi rubbed his eyes and said in a hoarse voice: "I didn't cry."

It sounds more pitiful than crying.

"Nanfeng, his hand is bleeding a lot. Can I stay here and watch him get bandaged before I go back to see you?"

The little girl pleaded pitifully, "I can feed you dinner, just wait for me for another 30 minutes...!"

"You called just to say this?" Jiang Nanfeng was puzzled. "Dai Duo didn't tell you that I was fine... Wei Zhi, can you stop crying? I'm not dead, and Chong Shen is not dead either."

"I really didn't cry!" Wei Zhi squatted outside the infirmary, "I was just worried that it would be inconvenient for you to stay in the hotel and wait for me to come back..."

"Really," Jiang Nanfeng said seriously, "Do you really want to serve me?"

"Then I think the palms and backs of the hands are all made of flesh—"

Wei said softly, feeling that this was a really difficult problem, with a friend on one side and the person he liked on the other...

She was squatting on the ground, feeling extremely distressed, wishing it was she who was lying on the hospital bed.

At this moment, a man's voice suddenly sounded behind me: "Hmm?"

Wei Zhi was confused for a moment, thinking there was something wrong with his ears.

Holding the phone to her ear and curled up in a squatting position, she slowly moved her feet and changed her direction. When she looked up, she saw a man wearing a snow suit and a thick bandage on his hand, standing by the door frame of the infirmary behind her.

His eyes no longer had the sharp look they had before, and perhaps because he was tired, he looked a little lazy.

Meeting his apprentice's blank gaze, he asked, "Who are you talking to on the phone? Jiang Nanfeng?"

“…”

Wei Zhi remained confused, and after a while, he managed to squeeze out a "hmm" from his nose.

The man smiled and said in a gentle tone, "Master, is it the palm or the back of the hand?"

“…”

ah.

never mind.

The earth is still exploding, right?

Don't wait even a second longer.