Five minutes later, the entire snow circle, regardless of region, was in an uproar. The plot changed every three seconds.
Stage 1: Damn, Shan Chong is in Altay. What is he doing here? What’s going on in Altay recently? …Oh, there’s a big jump point competition!
Phase 2: Big Jump Points Competition Hey! Spread the word! Shan Chong is coming back!
The third stage: Oh, Dan Chong will not make a comeback, and those people from the Snow League caught him in a U-shaped pond... It's ridiculous.
Stage 4: Will Shan Chong also use the U-shaped pool?
The fifth stage: heated discussion on whether Shan Chong can use the U-shaped pool.
Shan Chong was chased and blocked when he came down from the U-shaped pool, which made him feel like he was not a retired athlete but a star who had committed a crime.
It seemed like everyone wanted to get big news from him.
Question: "Weren't you at the Silk Road Ski Resort before? Why did you suddenly come to Altay?"
A: "Ivan is tired of skiing...Since we are here, why don't we just walk around the ski resort?"
Q: "Aren't you here to watch the Big Jump World Cup held by the Snow Federation?"
A: “I didn’t come here on purpose.”
Question: “Does that mean you will still take a look?”
A: "Just take a look... it's not against the law, right?"
Question: "Why are you in the halfpipe?"
Faced with this question, the man fell into silence, which was rare for him, and turned his gaze towards Wei Zhi.
Standing next to the backstabber, he thought expressionlessly that he had asked the same question before, how did this guy answer?
——The little apprentice wants to see it.
Oh.
How dare you and be so capable to answer like this this time.
I was standing by and watching the fun with a look of glee, when I saw the man slowly say "ah" without changing his expression. He said casually, "My little disciple wants to see it."
Backstab: “…”
He really dares.
The original commotion, the sounds of cell phones and camera shutters suddenly stopped, and the questions that were being asked one after another were heard for a few seconds before they all turned their heads to look at the little girl who had been treated as air by them from the beginning.
If she were a cat, her tail hair would have exploded by now.
Her shoulders stiffened, and she blinked in shock and took two steps back.
Someone immediately recognized Wei Zhi: "Isn't this the one I filmed for you before... and you even posted it online to her, the one Nitro posted on the park board a few days ago!"
Shan Chong raised his eyelashes lazily and glanced at Wei Zhi, who was almost frozen into a statue: "Yes, it's her... You can recognize her?"
"Ah, that card front edge, I only watched it ten times."
After protecting his face, the man curled his lips and his tone became a little less harsh: "Didn't you get angry because of a video you posted that day? The kid got mad at me, and in order to apologize, I gave her some privileges and let her choose which props or terrain to use in Burton's new video—"
Then he was caught in Altay...
Make her popular again?
Everyone has a myriad of thoughts and complaints in their hearts.
As if sensing everyone's subtle gazes, the man paused for a moment before continuing in a steady tone, "She wasn't polite to me and chose the half-shaped pool. I'm not very good at it, so I've been practicing these past few days."
He finished.
For a moment, the people at the scene wanted to bend down and look for faults everywhere.
From “Aaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck, how come the tone of the boss admitting that he can’t swim halfpipe is the same as ‘I want to win a gold medal in next year’s Olympics’? The boss is righteous and confident. He deserves to be the boss” to “Aaaaaaaaa who is this woman and where does she get all these privileges” and then to “Aaaaaa, the points competition is coming up and you are not going to the flying platform to swim halfpipe. Is this the boss’s toy and suicide note?”…
Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.
It was a bit too lively here at the moment, and it finally attracted people who shouldn't have noticed this place.
Shan Chong was surrounded by a group of people. He raised his eyelids and saw a red figure not far away looking over here. Then he froze and then walked over here.
And it was moving faster and faster, and finally it was about to turn into a knife-handed sprint.
Shan Chong: “…”
The big diving platform and the halfpipe are two ground-type props, each occupying a large area. The halfpipe is built on a snow slope because of its special shape...
So at this moment, at the bottom of the snow slope, Wang Xin, a man who was rounded up to fifty years old (not really), was clinging to the snow slope, trying to climb towards the U-shaped pool using both his hands and feet.
Shan Chong: “…………”
Retracting his gaze, the man said expressionlessly to the people around him, "Are you done asking questions? If you are, I'm leaving. I suddenly have a stomachache."
When he said this, he didn't seem to have any stomachache at all, but everyone looked at each other and no one could expose him.
He's retired and a free man.
Therefore, the media or the system cannot control him. If he refuses to cooperate, the media or other staff around him can only let him go.
The man picked up his snowboard and turned around to leave without any hesitation, as the media people who were trying to get news behind him looked on anxiously.
Weizhi and Backstab followed behind him like bodyguards. Backstab was fine, but Weizhi was in a terrible situation - the man walked very fast, and in the end she had to almost jog to catch up with him. She ran breathlessly and listened to his conversation with Backstab.
"What are you running for?"
Although I could barely keep up, I was still a little tired.
"...Wang Xin is here," Shan Chong said, "I'm still a little scared."
"Why are you afraid of him? He's been retired for so long! He's almost 40 and you're almost 30. He can't even lift a stick of age."
"You're so old now, and when you go home for the New Year, aren't you chased all over the hill by your father with a cane?"
Shan Chong left without looking back.
At this moment, behind them, a middle-aged man with a strong voice shouted, "Shan Chong, stand still." The voice was so powerful that Wei Zhi stumbled forward and almost fell on the snow.
After finally standing steady, she immediately raised her head to look at the man walking in front of her...
This person has a very strong mental constitution.
He didn't even turn his head, he just walked faster.
It feels like there is a ghost chasing me.
Weizhi was infected by the tense atmosphere. Her scalp was tingling and she ran with her head down. She ran until she was out of breath and had a lot of questions in her mind: the people behind her were not chasing her, so why was she scared away?
But I didn't stop.
Until a huge snowball flew past her head from behind, and when everyone was caught off guard, it hit the man's back with a "bang", and the snowball broke into pieces and flew everywhere, some even flew into Weizhi's mouth and nasal cavity!
The little girl sneezed violently.
The person walking in front finally realized that he was hurt or something, and his hurried steps paused. He turned around, and his dark eyes gradually focused.
Finally, he stood there quietly, looking calmly at the middle-aged man in red who was chasing after him.
...Although the middle-aged man was not calm.
"Run!" he swore. "Fuck you, why don't you run?"
Seeing the person in front finally stop and turn around, Wang Xin held onto a tree trunk and gasped, feeling like his heart was about to burst out of his throat. He climbed the snow slope with his hands and feet, and then ran all the way in the snow. In the end, he bent down, picked up a snowball and made a lead ball to throw it.
This set of movements is very different from triathlon!
What a sin he has committed with his old arms and legs!
Wang Xin was filled with rage. He had lost all his reason when he saw Dai Duo teasing him with a video, and now the person he loved and hated suddenly appeared in Altay...
U-shaped poolside!
It’s only about 30 to 50 meters away from the big diving platform!
…………He suspected that he would not stop until he was mad to death!
"Shan Chong, if you don't feel guilty, why are you running away!" Wang Xin said, "Can I eat you?"
"I don't know whether I'll eat it or not," Shan Chong said seriously, "Anyway, you're not here to reminisce in a friendly way."
Wang Xin stood up and opened his mouth——
Then I saw the man raised his hands and covered the ears of the little girl next to him.
Wang Xin: “…”
Wang Xin: “What do you mean!”
Shan Chong: "Don't swear."
Wang Xin: "You are being civilized now!"
Shan Chong: "Well, don't people have to grow up?"
Wang Xin: "Okay... I'll do you - I'm really bullshitting you!"
Shan Chong did not react, but increased the force of his hand pressing on Wei Zhi's ear. Wang Xin was so angry when he saw his horrible look on his face that his face, which had just turned pale from running, now had a bloody color like pig liver.
His tone was very bad: "When did you come to Altay? Aren't you at the Silk Road Ski Resort? What are you doing here?"
He asked a series of questions, and Shan Chong showed a confused look. He didn't really understand. He didn't have any blacklists from any ski resort. He just came here to ski normally. Why did the whole world act like he was here to plot something big and everyone was looking at him as if they were facing a powerful enemy——
"Why did you come to Altay if you didn't want to dance? To watch others dance? You sat in the audience while you watched others dance? Is that true? Are you sick? Can you sit steadily? Can you sleep?"
Wang Xin didn't even give him a chance to breathe, and kept scolding and asking questions.
Before Shan Chong could say anything, Dai Duo came over. He just happened to hear the soul asking "Can you sleep?" and was too lazy to ask what Wang Xin had just cursed. He just cursed along.
The young man with a feminine face sneered: "Why can't he sleep? He has no heart."
Wang Xin heard the young man's sinister voice behind him, grabbed a handful of snow and threw it at him, cursing: "He has no heart, but you do? You should shut up!"
Dai Duo had snow thrown all over his face, but it didn't hurt anyway, so he patted the snow off his face and didn't care much. He stood there lazily and was scolded along with Shan Chong.
The sound of Wang Xin yelling and cursing could be heard all over the mountain. Shan Chong and Dai Duo maintained their original standing posture, standing obediently like elementary school students, and no one moved.
This scene actually feels particularly familiar.
The wind on the top of the mountain was very strong, blowing up snow and dust that blurred my eyes and made me feel dizzy. It seemed that the wind on the top of Altay Mountain today was mixed with moisture from the Tianchi Lake in Changbai Mountain.
…
It's not something earth-shattering.
Shan Chong still remembered it quite clearly.
It was probably at the end of the 2018 snow season. He was still in the national team and had just failed to win a medal at the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics. He returned to Changbai Mountain and his life went on as usual. He was still training as if nothing had happened before.
Few people mentioned the regrets at the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics.
Everyone said, let’s wait for the Beijing Winter Olympics, the medals at home are more worthy of commemoration.
The reason why there was such a tolerant environment was that skiing was not a snow sport that attracted much attention at the time, and compared to the Summer Olympics, few people paid attention to the Winter Olympics... The Pyeongchang Winter Olympics did make some splash, but everyone who watched went to pay attention to speed skating and figure skating, and the rest were cursing the blatant and outrageous practices of South Korea, which was the host country at the time, in various competitions.
Everyone was so busy that no one noticed a guy doing a big jump snowboard event who had a chance to win a medal but failed.
Back at Changbai Mountain, everything seemed calm. Shan Chong accompanied Dai Duo, the "snowboard big jump platform talent" he picked up on the mountain, to practice in seclusion. The two of them devoted themselves to the study of LINE2160°.
At that time, no one in the country could do a turn of this difficulty.
...Not to mention in China, even in the world, the number of people who can perform this level of difficulty in formal training can be counted on one hand.
The two of them worked together and built the car behind closed doors right under Wang Xin's nose.
Changbai Mountain is covered with snow all year round. Although the ski resort is not large, it is the best ski resort in China.
On the 20-meter high platform, a young man wearing a white snow suit, who could still be called a teenager at the time, suddenly appeared from the edge of the diving platform, curled up, grabbed the board, and spun -
After about five and a half laps, he landed on the ground, flew out with a "bang", rolled many times, and hit the guardrail next to him.
His whole body felt like it was falling apart, and he couldn't get up at all. He was buried in the snow, with his ear to the ground, listening to the dull sound of the board blade scraping across the snow. The movement stopped when he was very close to him.
"Your angle is wrong. The board nose is flying out at an angle of half a circle, so the maximum you can fly is 1980°. 2160° is a full circle. Think about how you can fly out at 1800°? The edge is not high enough, and the shoulder straps are too fast. Why are you panicking?"
The man's flat voice echoed in the top of my head.
"Your landing problem is also ridiculous. The snowboard is so long and the snow track is so wide. Do you have to step on the tail of the board or land on the back edge? The timing when you jumped out of the platform was also wrong. Did you get stuck when you jumped out? I can see the snow dust and the snow wall on the platform."
Dai Duo buried his fingers in the snow and moved.
The man standing next to him noticed it, paused, bent down, and lifted him up from the snow with his arms. He brushed the snow off his body and concluded, "I've taught the donkey everything."
"...If you're that good, come on." Dai Duo couldn't even straighten his back due to the pain. He glanced at Shan Chong and said, "If you're that capable, show me a 2160° first! It doesn't matter if it's FScork, BScork, or LINE, as long as it's a 2160°——"
"You just fell at 1980 degrees, how dare you mention 2160 degrees?"
"Then come to 1980°!!!"
"Oh, I can fly over your head at 1980°."
"Yeah, okay, who says they can't - backstab, come on, get the camera ready, let our Chongshen perform a big platform flying show for us!"
Dai Duo dragged the man back to the platform, threw away his snowboard, and climbed up the already high platform even though his body was sore. Then, in front of everyone's stunned gaze, he turned around and drew a stroke above his head with his hand, meaning: Come on, fly!
Shan Chong stands on the starting platform and adjusts his bindings.
"No way," staring at the man's calm series of actions, he looked like he was really ready to do it, but the inexperienced backstab was frightened enough, "Are you serious? You're going to fly over his head? If you didn't fly over, his head would be useless--"
The board is so hard!
And the blade has a sharp edge!
It’s a big platform, how big is the inertial force when it flies out?
"Well," the man who had put on the board straightened up, and moved his wrists and neck with "clicks" and "clicks", his expression indifferent and arrogant, "This is a dangerous move, non-professionals please do not try it."
After saying this and looking at the stunned people, he set off.
The black figure descended from the platform, like a bird with its wings spread. With a few simple moves, he directly boarded the 20-meter platform at high speed.
Pull up.
Pull in your legs.
Take off.
Amid the cheers and shouts of surprise from the crowd, it was as if wings had really grown out of thin air from behind the man. He jumped very high, and the bottom of the board just brushed past the safety helmet of the boy who was standing on the platform with his hands on his hips, and he bent down and grabbed the board.
Rotate.
FScork1980°, spun smoothly five and a half times in mid-air, drawing a perfect parabola.
When he was about to land, he let go of the board, stretched his body, and in a downward-pressing posture, the snowboard landed steadily on the cushion with a "snap", walked five or six meters with the front edge, and then directly swept the snow with the tail of the board, and stopped with a swirl.
“Fuck… fuck?”
"Fuck!!! Awesome!!! Worship the God!!"
"Did you record it? Did you record it? Damn, the kids next door are crying! Record it and I'll post it on WeChat Moments!"
“Is the recording clear?”
"Did you record the entire 1980° video? I'll post it over the wall tonight so those foreigners can have a look."
Amid the sighs and praises coming from all directions around the diving platform not far away, the man bent down to take off the board, squinted his eyes slightly and glanced at Dai Duo standing on the big diving platform.
Raise your right hand, raise your thumb, and then turn your thumb over.
Compare it to him.
I was walking back with my snowboard, and was about to go up and continue to have some nonsense with Dai Duo, the chatterbox, when suddenly the man stopped climbing the slope and stood still.
Squatting on the edge of the platform, Dai Duoshen looked down at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
Shan Chong raised his chin towards the starting platform.
Dai Duo turned around and saw, oh, Wang Xin is here.
At this moment, their coach stood on the starting platform with his hands on his hips and doing splits, like the reincarnation of King Yanluo, his face was as black as a scorch. When he received the gazes from both of them, he said angrily: "Fuck you guys!!! Is there something wrong with my eyes or am I sleepwalking and having a nightmare! What were you doing just now! Red Bull signed a contract with you, how come one of you dares to stand and the other dares to jump! You are all fucking tired of living! Twist your heads off? Is the big platform for you to play with like this?!!!!"
Dai Duo: “…”
Shan Chong: “…”
Wang Xin cursed as he slid down the starting platform, ready to hit someone.
After performing a series of dangerous operations, the two men looked at each other. Shan Chong took action first. He dropped the snowboard in his hand, threw it away, turned around and ran!
Dai Duo used his hands and feet to slide down from the platform in the opposite direction like a slide, and ran wildly behind Shan Chong!
Amid the laughter of the people in the stands, Wang Xin chased and cursed, and even bent over to make a snowball and threw it out.
This old man was an athletics athlete when he was young. He could hit anyone accurately and even hurt them. He chased after the two men, and his panting did not prevent him from scolding them with full force, hitting them equally.
At that time, half of the Changbai Mountains were filled with his curses.
There were many people in Changbai Mountain at that time, and they were very crowded.
It is said that Changbai Mountain is very special and there are gods there. Shan Chong once believed that it is a place protected by gods.
…
The appearance of Wang Xin seemed to break some deadlocks.
Even though he was out of breath, his face was red and he was swearing a lot of meaningless words, on the way back to the hotel from the ski resort, Wei Zhi still clearly felt that Shan Chong was in a bad mood.
He didn't say much along the way.
The video of the U-shaped pool has been sent out. With the support of the brand who forwarded it at the first time, there are a lot of likes and comments on the short video platform. Countless people who just heard the gossip "Dan Chong played in the U-shaped pool in Altay" in the WeChat group are waiting for his update on the short video platform.
The update is here.
Shan Chong had never been in a halfpipe before, so this video naturally caused quite a stir once it was released.
Within a short time after the video was released, this year's new custom model received a small surge in orders from various agents...
It can be considered that he treated the two sponsors, Burton and Nitro, equally, and the guests were very happy.
Weizhi was free, so he learned about the joy of Burton agents in opening orders. He followed the group message sent by a happy agent and entered a snow friends group. It was very lively inside.
【Aka: I heard that you worship gods and fall in love.】
【Neuropathy is not contagious: huh?】
[Aka: Really, my friend in the Snow Federation said that he went to the halfpipe this time because... of love?]
[Mental illness is not contagious: Stop talking nonsense! I can’t see it! ]
[Aka: You can see nothing! Then tell me, a person who has only updated skiing videos and has been working hard to sell goods, one day stopped selling goods! And posted a video of a woman! ]
【Neuropathy is not contagious: Yeah, so what?】
[Aka: Does it have the same flavor as the pet notice posted on the telephone pole downstairs from your house—"Let me show you my cat. It's not lost. I just want you to see how cute it is."]
【Neuropathy is not contagious: ……】
Weizhi: “…”
My heart is about to jump out of my chest.
The ears are burning.
Keeping a calm face, Wei Zhi sighed, "If you are so good at talking about the wedding, I will definitely invite you guys to sit at the first three tables," and reluctantly left the WeChat·Shan Chong Fans·Chui Bi Chu WeChat group.
Refreshing the comments under Dan Chong's short video platform, there are naturally all kinds of comments below, and the most common one is of this style: You don't have to go on the diving platform, but if you switch to the halfpipe and concentrate on practicing for a year, I think you can still win a medal in next year's Winter Olympics at home.
Weizhi: “…”
Once these snow friends decide to be individuals, they talk really well.
However, it was of no use.
Perhaps she was a little tired of all the flattery, the man seemed indifferent to the compliments, and looked as if his soul had been scared away by the appearance of Wang Xin. Wei Zhi didn't even care to be jealous. This man suddenly appeared out of nowhere and made her secret crush haunt her dreams... and he was a middle-aged man in his 40s.
She followed the man several times, wanting to say something but stopping herself.
The phone in her hand vibrated, she picked it up and saw that the sender was the backstabber who was walking two or three meters ahead.
【Backstab: Your mouth opens and closes like a goldfish.】
Weizhi rolled his eyes.
By now they had arrived at the hotel lobby. As soon as they opened the door, they saw Hua Yan sitting on the sofa in the lobby playing with her cell phone.
Hearing the noise, the pretty young lady raised her head and went straight to the point without beating around the bush, saying that she had come here specially to wait for them because of Shan Chong's video. Now the whole world knew that he had come to Altay, and his friends here were eager to have a drink with him.
Shan Chong thought about it and did not refuse.
It's quite rare.
Judging from the fact that everyone got drunk in the previous few times, but he was the only one who stayed sober and worked hard as a corpse carrier, it can be seen that he is never the one who takes the initiative to seek out alcohol.
——It was true that he was in a bad mood at this moment.
In this case, having a couple of drinks to relax didn't seem too much, so Weizhi didn't emphasize the wound on his hand anymore. He had removed the stitches these days, and just wrapped a thin bandage around it to prevent further scratches...
She followed him for two steps in a muffled voice.
The man heard footsteps behind him and paused. He turned around and said to the little girl who was following him closely: "Go back and rest."
Weizhi: “I want to go too.”
Her decisiveness caused Shan Chong to raise his eyebrows: "Why are you going to drink?"
Wei Zhi: "I can't go if I drink?"
Shan Chong: "What kind of wine should I drink during my menstrual period?"
“…”
Oh, I almost forgot.
"The doctor said that as long as I don't have a stomachache and don't drink anything too cold, I'll be fine... I can go eat some fruit!"
Anyway, I have to go and see you.
Wei Zhi was very persistent, mainly because if this wave of notifications was made by someone else, such as Lao Yan, it would be fine, but the person who said it was Hua Yan - what does this symbolize -
Anyone who invites someone through her must be a girl...
There must be a large table of sisters ahead waiting to comfort the gloomy and depressed King!
The more she thought about it, the more outrageous it seemed to her, and the more determined she became to follow him. She raised her hand and grabbed the man's sleeve, staring at him with her piercing almond-shaped eyes.
Until the man raised his hand, pulled back his sleeves, and tacitly agreed to the compromise.
She followed him into the bar with her head held high.
Then after seeing the team waiting for them, he immediately exclaimed "Wow" in his heart.
In addition to old smoke and Jiang Nanfeng and other familiar faces, there are Caribbean Thief Bear and her friend Fox, female students that Shan Chong has taught and those that he has not taught, and other Internet celebrities that can often be seen on short video websites...
Now Weizhi believed what the man said on the day he checked in: there are many people in Altay.
Awesome.
It’s really a lot.
The crowd was so crowded that they finally squeezed in and sat down. The atmosphere in the whole bar suddenly became lively, with people sitting full and all kinds of drinks and snacks on the tables.
Wei Zhi sat down next to Jiang Nanfeng, who smiled and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I knew you would follow."
Weizhi glanced at the little bear who had arrived in Altay at some point. She had tied her hair into a high ponytail with a towel-like headband on her head. She looked neat and tidy, especially sporty and energetic...
It really looks good.
She pursed her lips and uttered a few words: "The radar shows that there is a Hongmen Banquet ahead. If I were a fool, I would not dare to go back to the hotel and lie down without following."
"Okay, Mrs. Otaku's updates over the years have not been in vain, and she deserves the title of comic creator," Jiang Nanfeng was very pleased, "The radar is accurate."
"Let's play fair. If I'm not smart, I'll have to call someone my master's wife."
The two were whispering.
Over there, Little Bear raised his glass first: "I just saw Chongshen posting the video of Altay. I was stunned. When did you come to Altay? When did you learn how to skate in the halfpipe? And you skate so well!"
She has a lively voice, but maybe because she speaks too loudly, her voice is a little hoarse.
But what she said was good, and it immediately brought everyone back to the topic - originally because there were so many people, everyone chatted in small groups, but now after listening to her talk, they all raised their glasses and became lively and noisy.
There was a glass of foreign wine in front of Weizhi without any ice cubes. She glanced at it and picked it up directly.
The lights in the bar were dim, and one couldn't clearly see the expression of the man sitting among the crowd, but the scene had a sense of decadence - at least Dai Duo, as an active athlete, didn't dare to drink a drop of alcohol except for secretly smoking.
This sudden contrast that popped into his mind made the man look even more gloomy.
He clinked glasses with a few people nearby, then with a wooden face, he drank the amber liquor in the glass in his hand. It tasted smooth, but one could tell it was a strong whiskey.
I don't know who ordered it.
The hot and spicy aftereffects burn up your throat.
As soon as he put down the wine glass, he heard Jiang Nanfeng say to the people around him not far away with heartbreak: "Wei Zhi, you can drink this much without even looking at the wine in your hand... After a while, you will be drunk and call the whole world. I don't care about you!"
Shan Chong turned his head and looked over.
Feeling his gaze, Jiang Nanfeng seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw. He muttered, "Look, someone who can take care of you is here," and stepped back, indicating that Shan Chong could start disciplining the young lady.
Unexpectedly, the man just paused for a moment and put down the empty wine glass in his hand.
He raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, then curled his lips in a slightly indifferent manner.
"Don't panic."
The man's expression slowly relaxed.
"Who else can she call when I'm here?"
The author has something to say: Ah, the memories of Changbai Mountain seem to be something like that, a gentle knife?
Continue to give 200 red envelopes today
——Improper update diary——
Me: That eight-meter diving platform...
Boss: The eight-meter platform is a small platform, the big platform is called bigair (I think it’s pronounced that way), and above fifteen meters, there are twenty-two meters and twenty-four meters.
I:?
I:………………………………
(Today is also a day of doubting life)
(So I wrote 300,000 words in vain)
(Who told me the diving platform was eight meters high?)
(I am writing this while running wildly at midnight. Fortunately, it has not been read by any professional experts before, otherwise I might have laughed my legs off.)