Before God could say anything, he saw the young man in front of him disappear. Looking at the traces he left behind, it was obvious that he had left the area.
God looked at himself and said, "I don't feel that old! I'm already at this stage, so what does it matter if I'm old or not? It's inexplicable!"
When God thought of this, his face darkened. He looked at the huge bottle that Li Yi had just thrown out and felt the items inside.
God said speechlessly: "What a boring guy!"
At this moment, in the DC world, Bruce Wayne, the Batman who was doing justice, suddenly felt a chill on his back and felt that something bad was about to happen.
Wayne was so nervous and chivalrous, but nothing happened after a whole night. Could it be a false alarm?
At this time, Wayne saw the Sun Church Superman who was violently destroying the super villain and hurried forward to stop him.
And shouted: "He should be brought to justice!"
......
At this time in Wayne Manor, Alfu looked at the big hole in the ceiling that was smashed by a huge bottle and fell into deep thought.
The housekeeper, Ah Fu, picked up the bottle. On it were written a few large characters: Zimu River Water (Friendly reminder, do not heat it!)
As Ah Fu watched, he shed tears of happiness. The Wayne family would have a new heir.
During this period, Ah Fu prepared various snacks and afternoon tea every day and sent them to the dimension for Mr. Li. Sure enough, hard work pays off.
Finally I got the water from Zimu River again, and it’s such a big bottle!
After a while, Batman returned to Wayne Manor in a very embarrassed state.
It's obvious that he was taught a lesson by Superman. Ever since that bastard Li Yi resurrected Superman, Superman has become more and more cold-blooded and ruthless, and no longer as kind as before!
He actually beat up his best friend, the hero of justice, the knight of darkness, Batman!
It’s all Li Yi’s fault. Wayne thought of the vicious things Li Yi did a few days before he disappeared, and he was so scared that he still dares not drink cold water!
It's really abominable! As we all know, Westerners love to drink cold water, and we can even say they love to drink ice water!
As a result, Wayne drank hot water every day during this period, and he felt like he couldn't stand it anymore!
Suddenly, Wayne looked at a large bucket of ice water on the table, with a few ice cubes in it emitting cold air.
Wayne had been doing good deeds all night and was indeed very thirsty. When he saw a large bucket of ice water, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva.
You know what, I’m a little thirsty!
Wayne looked around and thought. Li Yi did not appear during this time. It should be okay to have a sip, right?
Moreover, Wayne looked at the huge bucket of ice water and thought that there should be no problem!
If you think about it, something that can make a person pregnant is quite precious, so there shouldn't be so many of them.
While Wayne was brainstorming, suddenly, a figure appeared behind him.
Although the man was very cautious, Wayne obviously noticed it. He turned around and jumped back, assuming a fighting stance.
When he turned around, he saw that it was the Joker who had disappeared from Gotham City for a long time.
Wayne snorted coldly! "Clown, you actually dare to appear in front of me,
You sneaked out of Arkham Asylum on your own, and I'm going to put you back in now!"
The Joker came over with a smile, "You have such a bottom line, you are worthy of being Batman.
Unfortunately, the world has changed. If I were to be imprisoned in Arkham Asylum now, I'd be wiped out by Superman and those mad knights!"
"You deserve it, clown! Tell me, what do you want to do by suddenly coming to my house?" Wayne said coldly.
The Joker said confidently, "Batman, do you also hate the Church of the Blazing Sun? Do you want to cooperate with me?
Let's eradicate this annoying church together. Also, I heard you missed me?"
Wayne listened to the Joker's first words with disdain, but the Joker's second words made Wayne a little confused.
"What do you mean?"
The Joker touched the back of his head and said: "There is a rumor that Superman beat you up for me, and spread the news that
Let me go back to Gotham as soon as possible, and never hit me again! I didn't believe this news at first,
But today, seeing all the injuries on your body, I understand everything!"
Wayne looked at the narcissistic clown and didn't know what to say for a moment.
Seeing that Wayne didn't say anything, the Joker became more confident and walked slowly into the room.
Looking at the large bucket of ice water on the table, he casually poured a small cup and drank it in one gulp.
With just one bite, the Joker seemed to sense something was wrong, and there were villains around him who were against Batman every day.
The Joker knew exactly where the toilet was in Wayne Manor. Without even saying a word, he ran straight to the toilet.
He ran while holding his stomach.
Wayne fell into deep thought as he watched the clown finish his water, then immediately hold his stomach and run towards the toilet.
A terrible thought came to Wayne's mind.
Sure enough, after a long time, the clown in the toilet did not come out, and was accompanied by a scream.
Wayne kicked the door open and looked at the clown's growing belly. He gasped. Damn, he almost got pregnant again.
Fortunately, there was an unlucky guy who saved him from disaster!
No matter how high the Joker's IQ is, no matter how calm or crazy he is at other times, he can't be calm at this moment.
He yelled, "Batman! What have you done to me?
Why is my belly so big? Tell me quickly! "
Wayne was silent for a moment, looked at the clown's enlarged belly, and said awkwardly, "Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!"
Wayne felt a little embarrassed when he saw the clown who had blocked the disaster for him and was pregnant.
The Joker looked at his growing belly and thought about what Wayne had just said. A ridiculous idea came to his mind.
"Could it be~"
Before the Joker could finish his words, Wayne nodded and said, "Needless to say, you're right!"
The clown's eyes widened, and he fainted with a "click". It was obvious that even the clown could not bear the blow of a man getting pregnant.
At Wayne Manor, the butler Alfu hid in the corner. After watching what happened, his face was full of disappointment.
"Damn it! Just a little bit, damn clown!"
While cursing the clown, Ah Fu secretly hid a large bucket of water from the Zimu River. Don't worry, there is still a chance!
At this time, Li Yi, who had just returned to the Marvel world, used Alfu's contract to learn everything that happened in Wayne Manor.
I am also surprised at the development of this situation. What kind of story is this about the domineering Batman and his wife the Joker? The most outrageous thing is.
Wayne actually said that he would be responsible for the Joker. Wow, this is so delicious!
Li Yi was stunned by the melon and returned to Kamar-Taj with a smile. At this time, a loud noise came into Li Yi's ears.
Hearing the shrill screams, even Li Yi, who was addicted to eating melons, looked sideways!
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