Han Cheng stared, damn, how insignificant is this person?
Even a deer dares to ignore him!
Even though it's the primitive age now and you're all big guys, you can't disparage others like this, right?
Han Shenzi, who was furious, picked up a handful of dry grass from the ground and rushed towards the rude beast, shouting loudly: "Evil beast! Die!"
If this happened in later times, the deer would have been frightened and run away if people were eight feet away from it!
But it’s different now. The deer doesn’t take Han Cheng seriously at all.
It turned its head and leisurely looked at the dwarf who didn't need to walk on four legs and kept yelling at it, not understanding what he wanted to do.
And while turning his head to look at Han Cheng, he was holding a piece of rapeseed with flowers that he had just bitten off in his mouth and chewing slowly. His posture was as leisurely as it could be.
"Damn it, get out of here!"
Seeing that he was being treated with such contempt, he stopped booing and prepared to do something practical, to let this lawless guy have a taste of his strength!
He rushed to the deer, jumped up, and slapped the deer on the belly!
As a result, the deer seemed to feel nothing and didn't care at all. It even rolled its eyes at Han Cheng, and then walked to the next bush and continued to bite it, leaving Han Cheng standing there in a daze with his palm raised, ready to hit it again.
Damn, this...
This is totally disregarding myself!
He wanted to pick up a stone and throw it over, but then he thought that would be too easy for this guy.
So he looked around and started pulling out the grass on the ground.
Of course, I am not planning to lure this guy away with grass. Wouldn't that be too easy for him?
Han Cheng is going to give it a hard time!
He wanted to catch this guy and bring him to the tribe. What a huge piece of walking meat!
You eat my rapeseed and I will eat your meat. Let’s see who is more cruel!
Han Cheng thought this viciously as he twisted the straw rope quickly.
Not long after, a straw rope more than ten feet long appeared.
Han Cheng rolled one end of the straw rope into a loop that was getting tighter and tighter, then walked towards the deer that was busy dealing with the rapeseed. Taking advantage of the deer's unpreparedness, he swung his hand suddenly, and the straw rope was around the deer's neck.
"Haha, you belong to me now!"
Han Cheng quickly tightened the rope and laughed happily at the frightened deer...
Han Cheng, covered in dust, got up from the ground, spitting and throwing the half rope in his hand to the ground.
Uncle Deer chewed the straw rope that Han Cheng used to tie it up, and snorted from time to time, fully expressing his disdain for Han Cheng's arrogance.
Damn it, I was actually bullied by such a beast!
For a moment, Han Cheng was helpless about this deer.
Uncle Deer didn't care what he thought. After eating enough flowers, Uncle Deer walked towards Han Cheng. Han Cheng couldn't help but take a few steps back. Although it was just a deer and didn't eat meat, it was huge.
From the brief contest just now, Han Cheng realized the gap between the two and knew that he was not yet this guy's opponent.
Uncle Deer walked and stopped two meters away from Han Cheng. Just when Han Cheng thought that he was going to hit him with his horns, he turned his head.
Han Cheng didn't quite understand what this guy wanted to do, but his confusion was short-lived because...
“Poof…~”
Because a loud, long and smelly fart was immediately heard.
Uncle Deer walked away with small steps, wagging his short tail, as if he didn't care, leaving Han Cheng alone in a mess amid the strong smell of farts.
"Cough cough... ugh..."
"What the hell did you eat?"
Han Cheng wailed, then picked up a stone from the ground and chased after Uncle Deer who was walking away.
A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated! Damn it, this bastard is really going too far!
Uncle Deer was not afraid of this creature that only walked on two legs. When he saw it chasing him, he excreted waste gas and was in a good mood, so he also started to trot.
With its four long legs, the little monster behind it with only two legs naturally could not keep up. The good mood old deer was very kind and ran and stopped, turning his head from time to time to look. Seeing that the little monster who overestimated his own capabilities was about to catch up with him, he continued to run forward with his long legs in an elegant posture.
Han Cheng was so tired that he was panting and out of breath. He felt that the shameless guy in front of him was almost a demon.
Several times he didn't want to chase him, but when he saw this guy standing in front of him and turning his head to look at him, he got angry and continued to chase him.
Han Cheng really wanted to ask the guy in front of him, who in our company is a human being?
Uncle Deer stopped at a mountain wall. There were more deer here, big and small, about 10 to 20 of them, which made Han Cheng widen his eyes.
I didn’t expect that there was a herd of deer here!
From now on, if the tribe is short of food, they will come here to hunt. It doesn’t matter how big the deer is, even a half-grown deer is enough for everyone in the tribe to have a full meal.
These big guys in the prehistoric world didn't care about Han Cheng, who walked on two legs, because the leader had just told them that this guy's fighting power was not even as good as a yellow sheep...
As the leader, Uncle Deer ignored Han Cheng after he came to the deer herd. After all, he was the leader and needed to maintain his cool image.
The arrogant old deer walked to the front of the cliff, stuck out his tongue, and started licking the cliff, making a sound like he was brushing shoes.
"This pervert is actually practicing his tongue like a 'yellow bug'!"
(I don’t know how many book lovers have read The Funny Bug, this bug is really hilarious)
Han Cheng, who was humiliated, cursed softly.
Suddenly, he seemed to remember something and his eyes lit up.
Yes! Animals also need salt to supplement their body, otherwise where does the salt in their body come from?
Could it be that this perverted creature was not molesting the stone wall, but replenishing salt?
Is this piece of stone wall a salt mine?
When Han Cheng thought of this, he forgot his tiredness and ran to the stone wall. Without saying a word, he stuck out his tongue and gave the stone wall a passionate French kiss, just like Uncle Lu.
“Oh, bah, bah…!”
It tastes astringent and bitter when you take a bite, and all kinds of strange tastes come into your mouth.
Uncle Lu looked at Han Cheng with dissatisfaction, and then proudly continued to practice his tongue, licking the stone wall even louder.
Understood!
This thing is a salt mine.
In addition to salt, there are many other impurities. It is far from the salt that can be eaten directly. If you want to have salt to eat, you must refine the salt.
Han Cheng looked at the endless salt mines and laughed, "Oh my God! I can finally eat salt!"
It doesn’t matter if the salt is impure. As a half-baked science student who has worked in a wild rescue team for five or six years, it is not that difficult to extract edible salt from the salt mine!
He found a stone nearby and smashed it against the stone wall.
Uncle Lu, who was standing nearby, was somewhat dissatisfied with Han Cheng's noise. He snorted and walked aside in graceful small steps.
"Thank you!"
Han Cheng bowed to the deer that walked aside, then walked back the way he came, holding the piece of salt ore the size of a human head that he had knocked down.
With this salt mine, Han Cheng no longer holds a grudge against Lu for humiliating him.