Chapter 83 Chapter 20 The little snake who can actually make money on his own! ...
Yan Hao really didn't expect that before he could even figure out what to let Xiaoshe do, Xiaoshe actually found a job for himself.
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That day, he half-leaned on the bed and patiently read through all the questions that Xiaoshe had answered on the question-and-answer platform from beginning to end.
The most responded questions were about snakes. After all, he himself is a snake, so he naturally knows more about the habits and conditions of his kind.
Reptiles are a niche pet, and the number of people who truly understand these animals is getting smaller and smaller. Therefore, there are quite a few questions about snakes in the Q&A forum.
I took a photo of a newly-raised snake and asked it why there was a blurry black spot on its abdomen. Is it sick?
After the question was posted for half a month, no one responded seriously except for jokes. Until Xiaoshe saw it and replied carefully:
The man is good, the snake is not sick. The black part is the shadow of the internal organs. The snake just looked at the appearance of its own little snake and saw that it was also sick.
I took a photo of my snake's tail and asked if the discontinuity between the body and the tail's thickness from the side is normal. Could it be bloating or incomplete defecation?
Soon after posting, Xiaoshe saw it and replied in a very detailed manner:
Hello, snakes don't have bloating. This is what fat snakes look like...
In addition to the various questions from novice snake keepers about their own snakes, there was also someone who took a photo of a wild snake downstairs in his community and asked if he would be retaliated against because he had accidentally stepped on it and had already apologized.
Amidst the responses of “Hahaha…” and “Keep doors and windows closed at night,” Xiaoshe responded seriously:
People are nice, but snakes don't do that. They're busy eating and sleeping. But looking at the picture, it looks like a young snake, barely a full-grown one. Be careful next time. These little snakes are often accompanied by larger snakes. Perhaps they're just passing through on their migration... (There are exceptions, though, or they might have been abandoned by the larger snake.)
I also asked myself, I like snakes very much, but my family members are extremely afraid of them and are determined not to let me keep one. Is there any way to convince them?
Taking pictures of their own snake's excrement to ask if it is healthy; asking if they need to clean their new snake's butt; the snake always hides in a corner and is not at all friendly, wondering if it is afraid of them;
The rest of the questions were about other small animals. Although he gave fewer replies, he did give them seriously. When he was unsure, he would even explain that he was a snake, so what he said might not be correct.
Cats, dogs, rabbits, turtles, birds, hedgehogs, geckos, and even spiders...
The remaining few are related to people, such as how to find a job, or questions about recruitment, and he will actively recommend himself:
"Hello, I'm a snake. Can I watch the gate? Snakes have excellent hearing and can remember many smells. They will never let any stranger in!"
It was obvious that Shengqing was applying the method Yan Hao had taught him before.
He told Xiaoshe at the time that when people are looking for a job, they usually take the initiative to recommend themselves, highlight their strengths in the introduction, and say what they can do, so that others will hire them.
The little snake studied diligently and responded sincerely, but unfortunately, few bosses paid any attention to him. Even those who did respond thought he was just joking, so they followed his lead, asking him how a snake could access the internet and own a cell phone.
He replied seriously:
I'm a good person. My phone was given to me by my people. I can surf the Internet. It's very simple. The snake can learn it.
Xiaoshe's learning ability is indeed very good, which Yan Hao can testify to. He remembers the first day he just came into contact with the mobile phone, he didn't know it was given to him, so he didn't touch it much. Later, when he knew it was his, he just watched Yan Hao operate it once, and he immediately got the hang of it and learned how to unlock and turn on the phone.
Later, I followed the early childhood education teaching materials and quickly learned pinyin, how to send messages, and how to play games by myself.
He learns very quickly, including at night.
At the beginning, Yan Hao could still rely on his rough memory of some videos on the Internet to guide and teach him like an elder, but after all, he had no practical experience himself, so he had to grope his way through it slowly.
Later on, the two of them relied on instinct to get close to each other, leaning against each other, touching each other, kissing each other, and becoming so inseparable that they seemed to have become one whole.
Yan Hao remembered it very clearly. The wind was blowing outside, the branches were rustling, and the air was filled with the unique bitter scent of the mountains and forests, mixed with rotten leaves and pine needles. In the bedroom with a dim light on, the little snake's eyes were shining. He imitated his previous actions, pecking at his lips again and again.
"is that so?"
He asked.
Yan Hao's Adam's apple rolled, and he felt that his internal organs were constantly trembling, like a pot of boiling water, constantly bubbling.
The two newbies kissed for a long time before getting to the point, but the subsequent progress was not so bumpy, and everything seemed to be a natural process.
Before I knew it, it was already bright outside.
Yan Hao often worked all night in the past, so this little fatigue was nothing to him. He could just get up, wash up, and continue working.
But perhaps because he had just had a very close relationship with the little snake he liked, at this moment, the strong desire to stay prevailed, and he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his assistant.
The vibration of the mobile phone and the sinking feeling of the mattress came almost at the same time. When Yan Hao saw the assistant's reply clearly, he lowered his head again. The little snake that had been curled up beside the pillow was gone, replaced by a handsome young man.
He seemed to have just woken up, still drowsy and not yet aware that he was in human form. He drowsily wanted to move closer to the warm place.
Seeing that he was almost using both his hands and feet to lean on him, with his cheek pressed tightly against his chest, a smile full of pity appeared on Yan Hao's lips, which he himself did not even notice.
So cute.
Intense tiredness and warm happiness intertwined together, and Yan Hao soon closed his eyes. He naturally wrapped his arms around the slightly cold body on his chest and patted it gently.
Before his consciousness completely fell into darkness, Yan Hao suddenly remembered a psychological term he had seen somewhere before: the partner sleep effect.
This effect refers to the physical and mental pleasure that occurs when falling asleep with a partner you love or are physically attracted to, due to feeling the other person's breath, body temperature, etc., which in turn improves sleep quality, emotional stability, and immunity.
I remember that when I saw it for the first time, Yan Hao felt very confused and thought that these effects were all made up by people in love. How could you sleep better with someone lying next to you?
Until meeting Shengqing, although the little snake seemed to have no body temperature and was not a human, it would indeed fall asleep quickly because he was by its side.
Even in my dreams, I see little snakes...
When I mentioned the question-and-answer platform to Xiaoshe again, it was already noon.
At that time, both of them had just woken up. Yan Hao slept until the afternoon without waking up in the middle, and slept very deeply. Sheng Qing woke up twice in the middle, but seeing that the other person was still sleeping, he snuggled into the other person's arms and continued to fall asleep.
——In fact, he will also fall asleep faster if he sleeps next to someone. After all, the person's body will continuously radiate warmth. It is not too hot nor too cold. It is a natural constant temperature pillow.
So by the time the two woke up and had their first meal, it was already noon outside.
The servants brought in delicious dishes one after another. ——Ever since he knew Shengqing could eat condiments, Yan Hao no longer prepared meals for him with less oil than before, fearing that it would be bad for him.
"I looked at your phone."
"ah?"
Upon hearing Yan Hao say this, Sheng Qing, who was chewing the shrimp, was initially puzzled. He just looked at it, so why did he need to tell him about it separately?
How strange.
"I saw the questions you answered." Yan Hao placed a piece of peeled shrimp on the small porcelain plate next to Sheng Qing and praised with a smile, "Guai, you're quite impressive. Now you can make your own money..."
The exchange rate between gold coins and cash on the Q&A platform is 10:1. More than 800 gold coins are not a lot, and when converted into cash it is only more than 80 yuan.
Such a small amount of money is like a drop in the ocean in front of the real heir of a wealthy family, but Yan Hao still feels from the bottom of his heart that his little snake is very powerful, very powerful, and even more powerful.
This little snake can actually make money by itself!
Has anyone seen this?
How great!
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"I'm very happy. Have you found what you want to do now?"
Shengqing was wearing pajamas, his soft and fluffy hair was a little messy, with a few strands sticking up high. He chewed the prawns that Yan Hao had peeled for him, swallowed them, thought for a few seconds, and nodded solemnly.
His eyes and brows were curved, and he looked in a very good mood. His hands moved quickly, and soon the shrimp meat on the white porcelain plate was piled up into a peak again.
"How did you come up with that?"
Yan Hao said in a casual tone.
This time, Shengqing took longer to think. After about half a minute, he slowly spoke: "Because I want to help my fellow creatures, other injured animals, just like you helped me."
His eyes were as clear and bright as fresh snow, and every word he spoke was pronounced clearly.
His meaning was very clear. Because he was an abandoned little snake, he wanted to help other little snakes. Because he was rescued, he also wanted to help other little snakes and even other small animals.
It was such a matter-of-fact tone, yet when he said it he sounded a little unsure.
Many of his previous injury experiences were actually injuries he had suffered himself, but he didn't understand all injuries, and there were always some that he was not familiar with.
“I know I may not be able to do anything right now, and there are still many things I don’t understand, but I also want to give it a try.”
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"I plan to go see Qiqi next week. The last time I saw him, he told me a lot of interesting things about the zoo. Um... and the week after next, Zhima should be able to be released from the rescue room..."
Sesame is the name of the female black bear. Like Kiki, she originally had no name. She was given a new name after being adopted by the zoo.
"By the way, Qiqi asked me to come over at first, saying that life was better than before, but then I said you were very good to me, so I decided not to go..."
"I can also ask the breeders when the time comes. Once I learn more, I can answer more questions and help more people..."
Yan Hao paused while peeling the shrimp, then naturally continued using tools to pick out the shrimp thread and separate the shell and meat: "Okay, I understand."
Sheng Qing had already eaten quite a bit of meat, and seeing the shrimps still multiplying in front of him, he had no choice but to say, "I'm done."
"Is that all?"
The man frowned, looking dissatisfied, and completely ignored the full shrimp shells in the trash can, stubbornly believing that the little snake didn't eat much.
"You are still growing, you need to eat more..."
"I can't eat anymore."
"Then let's not eat shrimp. How about these spareribs? Didn't you like them before? This time I added some seasoning, so the taste is not so bland..."
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"And corn... This time the corn is super tender. Come, try some."
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"I don't eat spareribs or corn, but what about fruit? Fruit is not rice, so try it."
“…”
The system just watched the bound tasker chattering like an old mother, while the task target beside him had a confused expression.
[System, why is the little snake refusing to eat? Is it sick?]
The tasker's voice sounded anxious, and the system remained silent for three seconds.
【Maybe... he's just full. 】
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